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edensxgarden · 11 months ago

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ragnarokhound · 3 months ago

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For the au ask game!

OKAY I wanted specifically to get to the pokemon au from the ask you sent, it's been cooking a bit so it's time to see what comes out of the oven, so... @azol-otl ty for the ask!

Crossover au's are all about the fused worldbuilding for me and speculating on how characters from universe A would fit into universe B heehee hoohoo - and for Batfam especially it's fun to think about the equivalent of their roles as vigilantes! What kind of people have the same level of celebrity, the same sideways seeking of justice?

Naturally this leads you to the gym leaders because a) it's the most fun and b) they are like. Quasi-law enforcement/educators/professional athletes depending on how you try to translate the innate child's perspective on the pokemon universe into something that makes sense as an adult lol ilu pokemon. [insert 'compels me though' gif here]

SO with this in mind, here's 5 fun facts (that are mostly backstory lmao) from a jaytim pokemon au I would write

I'm deeply ill about pokemon so this one goes under the cut lol:

Jason Todd used to be the Champion. He won the role after Dick Grayson quit a year or two before (Dick had been getting older and chafing under the League rules - meaning he'd been chafing under how Bruce ran the League) and was a fierce competitor who didn't believe in going easy on anyone. His Houndoom was a force to be reckoned with, and despite running a mostly Dark-type team, his Honchkrow cleaned up anyone thinking their Fighting-types could sweep. He looked after the League and Gotham with a cocky, self-assured attitude and the win record to back it up. .

Jason disappeared suddenly at the age of 15. Many assumed him dead, after a Rocket (Or whatever Gotham themed gang name we want to go with lol could be Team Joker) bombing in the area he'd last been seen, but he's officially declared missing. Bruce Wayne took back the duties of interim Champion as he once did for Dick Grayson, but he's not quite the mentor he once was. It's obvious he's grieving, and that he doesn't want to mentor any more twelve year olds. Dick signed up to be a Gym Leader shortly after this, returning from his trip about a year early to help out in the chaos following Jason's disappearance. .

Enter Tim Drake. Tim's gym challenge wasn't all that interesting in the circuit at first; he had a rocky start and had to retake a few gym challenges. He wasn't exactly sweeping on his first try every time like Jason had done. He didn't have the meteoric rise that caught the Champion's attention early, didn't get one-on-one mentorship or face-to-face meetings, cautionary advice and congratulations all rolled into one from Bruce Wayne himself - but Tim had patience and grit, and he paid attention. He was gunning for the Championship, and it wasn't just so he could prove himself. Team Rocket/Joker was still out there, and Bruce needed all the help he could get. He was always better for Gotham when he had a Robin. .

Dick had been nicknamed Robin for his all-Flying-type team and especially his Natu-then-Xatu; Jason followed up with his Murkrow-then-Honchkrow; Tim's Rookidee was one among many (Robin-esque pokemon were popularized by Dick and the trend remains through Tim's day) so he wasn't considered a possible Robin successor until it was a Corvisquire and he was about to face Dick Grayson himself, a badge away from Victory Road. By then, Tim and his team were a well-oiled machine (he runs mostly Steel-types lol but also Normal-types for the unexpected adaptability and the 'underestimate my rattata i dare you it's in the top peRCENTAGE--' of it all. FEAR.), and his loss-record had all but frozen while his win-record ticked higher and higher. .

Shit finally goes down about three years after Tim has become Champion and all but bullied Bruce into mentoring him (he basically said 'if you don't watch me, i'll go find Team Rocket/Joker on my own' and triggers all of Bruce's child endangerment traumas simultaneously) and the mysterious Rocket/Joker leader Red Hood shows up, bringing the gang out of the shadows in pursuit of a hidden agenda. Identity shenanigans and "wait is that a Houndoom? But he's only been using Ghost-types, it CAN'T be..." and heel-face turns abound. .

(BONUS FACT: Something something, Jason went into deep cover with Looker or whoever he is, that Interpol guy from X & Y (WAIT. LOOKER MIGHT ACTUALLY BE TALIA AL GHUL IN THIS AU HOHOHO), infiltrating the Rocket/Joker gang and going public as Red Hood is the first step in the last phase of the sting. Cue a million tense Jaytim interactions in which Tim is legitimately trying to take Red Hood down and Jason desperately tries to shake him so that he doesn't do anything that forces Jason to blow his cover. There is at least one 'tugged into a tight space to hide them both from the actual bad guys, "wait, did you just HELP me...?" "Think whatever you want, babybird"' interaction because I am a slut for the first sprinkles of a redemption arc that is rife with UST fufufu)

#did i make this pokemon au actually an undercover spy action movie? yes. yes i did #also their full team comp i will leave to the imagination haha #everyone has their preferences for what's appropriate so i'll name a general typing preference and leave it there mostly #but I will defend Dick 'the Flying' Grayson(s) forever. all flying types for him change my mind #I like the idea of city-boy through and through street kid Jason having a stereotypical inner city team at first #but his team changes and expands as his pokemon journey really kicks off #i always think of that one short from the start of Pokemon 2000 with the inner city tire castle that pikachu finds #and the houndour that FUCKS IT UP LOL #so to me houndour is like. okay it's one of my favorite pokemon (COULD YOU TELL *glances at my banner) but it's a def an urban pokemon to m #so i like the idea of scrappy street kid Jason finding a houndour 🥺 and that was his first pokemon 🥺#so he kinda falls into dark-types in part because of the stigma around them being difficult to raise and him calling BS #and then of course he switches to ghost-types after he 'dies' in part to separate his identity as Red Hood from Jason Todd #but also for the joke of it all lmao look the dead boy uses ghost pokemon. who also have a stigma for being creepy/unlovable. i cry forever #Tim's team i am the most *shrug* about but i do think he has either a competitive team or a meme team lol #but for him i do like the aesthetics of steel- electric- normal- because Tim is the robin with secretly unhinged normal boy swag #he's out here doing the math and making you underestimate him look at his big tanky aggron lol so slow and then BAM #pikachu with light orb and x6 agility x6 double team u can't touch that rat electro ball to the face #Does his wigglytuff know thunderpunch? ice punch? fire punch? good luck guessing he switches its move set after every battle mfer #OKAY ANYWAY #ty azol for the ask!! i love pokemon i have many brainworms owo #edit: had to fix the formatting a bit to make this READABLE. God help me if it sucks to look at RIP #jaytim #not fic #my writing #ask game #asked and answered #pokemon #dc

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todayisafridaynight · 8 months ago

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would it be okay if u told me why u like aoki😭/gen😭😭😭😭BEEN TRYNA LIKE HIM FOR SO LONG I JUST CANTT but i love ur art so much so i still consume it otherwise lol

i liked tohru adachi in high school and tbh i think that alone is enough of an explanation for why i ended up liking aoki

#snap chats #haha see i told you last post's tags were relevant #anyway vLKVJEVLKAEJVLKJ IM CRYING ANON youre so funny. this is the funniest ask i coulda got thank you so much #i dont know why i like him either <- yes i do #fine lets get Real Talk about it #well first off all i thought he looked hot rolling out the elevator and i was playing the eng dub and i think his voice sounds hot there #and thats like. not athing that happens to me ever <- literally thought sawashiro was hot two frames into the game but anyway #i like politician characters. or characters that are in a position of power ESPECIALLY if they have to act like they dont suck balls #like i very much love the idea of the power of charisma and that type of thing not to mention the 'strategizing' as aoki puts it #that comes with politics. LIKE HE SUCKS DONT GET IT TWISTED HE SUCKS BUT //shrug emoji//#like its why i love the mine rggo stories i like seeing mine's thought process and how he uses his intelligence #smart's sexy to me idk what to tell you but moving on #its fun watching him lose his cool too ESP IN HIS FIGHT LMAO HE STOMPIN HIS FOOT LIKE A TODDLER SHUT UP #i also really love the arakawa family in general and thinking of aoki's relationship with each of them makes my brain explode #especially him and sawashiro that shit is painful to watch and i love it so much #i also thought him going from goth to republican was the funniest shit in the world like i howled at that AND i was distraught #aokis so interesting to me from the notion that he IS loved by his family but he has so much hatred for himself it eats him up #and as a result he cant be happy no matter what he does- how hes constantly seeking validation even if it's nothing meaningful #his lil. Dog-Eat-Dog world world belief to ichi also appealed to my edgy depressed high schooler brain. sorry.#his speech at the lockers also got to me. unfortunately. sorry everyone i empathized too hard it got too real it wasnt funny anymore #like as much as i complain bout the very end the ending is what solidified me liking aoki if not also cause of ichi's impact in those scene #plus... analyzing him and the environment around him is so much fun too....#idk reasons for why i like aoki also boil down to personal reasons. he still sucks tho so i cant be upset when people hate him LOL #i probably have more reasons or could elaborate more i love rambling but i mean. who really wants to read all that 💀💀#maybe for a character that WASNT the worst but. aoki is so LMAO #thank you for loving my art regardless :) im sorry i have to be attached to the worst guys ever

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moe-broey · 18 days ago

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Man. I do love when the character is Scared and fucking MAD ABOUT IT. Going from crying and cowering to snapping and biting the MOMENT a hand is extended to them. Trying to help them or otherwise just work with them somehow and the entire fucking time they're kicking and screaming and complaining and being disparaging and stuck up and just kind of a brat about it. ASSUME HARMFUL INTENT BY DEFAULT, get THEM before they GET YOU‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ And NEVER trust a helping hand ESPECIALLY when it feeds you.

#i worry a lot about moe being a difficult character and i absolutely just. mani just fucking sucks ass. no saving that thang #but then it's like. i was just so completely and utterly endeared to sissel. captured my entire heart #THE SMUGNESS TOO. THE SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS. the NEED to have complete control to Protect everyone #and just. having extremely short sighted ways of doing it. the way sissel is still so painfully childish drives me insane.#just added the esp when it feeds you part and realizing how ironic that is w sissel bc that's Literally #how laios was able to win a little bit of trust. HOWEVER. this is me talking. from the heart.#either way something is just Up w me tonight i guess i've just been crying on and off about it LMFAOOO #in my fucking feelings..... whatever man ....#my biggest takeaway here is i can make mani worse.#maybe even still beloved... there is a chance......... it could be possible.#i'm also just extremely fucked up about sissel like. if it wasn't obvious. everything about him is driving me insane actually.#the mother/child imagery/motif. the fucking lion. i cried tears of relief when i saw #that the gang did put sissel in a bed after it all. like i could not fucking relax until i knew where he was #and i so. sooooo deeply and desperately just wanted someone to put him in a bed. for gods fucking sake.#don't even get me started. on everything else.#i'm just never gonna recover.#moe tag #mani tag #<- tagging them bc IN SPIRIT. this post is also about them

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swinging-stars-from-satellites · 1 year ago

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how the HECK do I explain to my parents that I do not want bass guitar lessons from my dad, I want to teach myself from the books and videos that I have. I will literally throw away every plan I have to learn this instrument if I have to learn this way I'm not even kidding. this is why I quit guitar after two months my freshman year of high school.

#and I live in their house and pay pretty much no bills so it's not like I can make my own decision on this #like lol. I have no agency to choose to do things I want to do because my parents foot all my bills and unfortunately #they're actually really good parents despite the fact that I get frustrated with them so I actually do respect them #this would be much easier if they sucked.#I don't DO WELL with music lessons!!! I'm a self-learner I thought we learned this when I was in HIGH SCHOOL #I'm too much of a perfectionist to do ''proper'' lessons bc I get so stressed out and embarrassed whenever I do stuff wrong #that it completely shuts my brain down!! and it's WORSE with my DAD because I ESPECIALLY want to do well with him #like... this is why learning hobbies from my parents DOESN'T work for me!! I want it to be FUN not a fucking... class #and now I'm ticked off and about to cry when we were supposed to be having a fun family holiday outing. yay

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redhotarsenic · 3 months ago

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Need to either disable reblogs or delete the art I drew for cosplayer man I’m sick of seeing it in my notifications

#every time I see him i wanna rip his head off #ugh #before you ask I blocked him on here two months ago after shit went down on a discord call between him and my friend #fucker laughed at him for crying. makes me sick to my stomach.#I’m sure he wants me to let that shit go but he can go fuck himself #dude had the gall to be surprised I was insanely pissed at him for that shit #like literally half the shit that cosplayer man is going through wouldn’t be fuckin happening if he’d pull his head out of his ass #and change his behavior #because several people have told him ‘hey the way you’re behaving sucks dick stop please’#and he either downplays it or uses the ‘I’m pragmatic teehee’ excuse #which! clearly being ‘pragmatic’ isn’t fuckin working if you keep running into issues #what’s that saying? if you smell shit everywhere you walk check under your shoes? that’s what this is #dude ALSO had the balls to whine at me about my friend’s partner calling him out on his shit too which is WILD #was either the same day I told him I was done with his ass or the day after #which I have screenshots of because I don’t trust him to not delete shit so he can cover his ass #if he catches wind of this shit that is

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kaishaexotica · 3 months ago

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I'm gonna make a backstory dump on the loop dudes, I own it to you all at this point ☝️

#blah blah blah.#they're too real to me and so are all their families #like everyone's moms (except Haruki and Soo's) make me cry I love them so so much #also mr. Xu a.k.a J.J's dad is a character on his own that man is INSANE (polarizing). if Jiahang bratness ever pissed you off curse him #wait exclude Hanjae's mom from my thoughts and prayers #SHE SUCKS!!!!!!

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nostalgia-tblr · 2 years ago

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did i mention here the SHOCK REALISATION that sylki fic is often about Loki emotionally supporting Sylvie and lokius fic is often about Mobius supporting Loki, so if you combine those it seems fandom has an overall heirarchy of How Fucked Up Everyone Is and it goes:

Mobius >> Loki >> Sylvie

There are a few conclusions we could draw from this, mine is that I feel so very sorry for the hypothetical character that fandom would consider fucked up enough to need to be emotionally supported by Sylvie D: THAT POOR BLORBO D: D:

#been squicked out more than once by Loki mansplaining Sylvie's emotions to her in fic tbh :'(#“oh sylvie that is An Emotion you are feeling! i shall protect you from it! you silly goose who doesn't understand her own feelings!”#i think it's mostly just fandom taking “he protecc!!!” a bit too far?#also the common desire to put sylki love confessions in fic but canonically they both suck at that sort of thing so writers go “????”#and she's the MORE closed-off one so it starts there and ends up with Loki mansplaining thc concept of love to her sometimes?#fair enough it's hard to work with “bit cold innit? umm. blanket??? we share blanket?? oh shit what now??????”#also Mobius keeps calling Loki “kitten” in fic who started that and how common is it actually do i just keep happening on it by chance?#sylkius fic where mobius calls them “kitten” and “...weird angry spitting creature i found in a bin??”#also as usual let me complain about the Class Issues or lack of them. it's practically gift-wrapped! and yet!#(suspect a few fic writers may be getting off on those a bit though maybe? just - again - i am occasionally squicked there)#(i know at least one of MY fic-writing Issues is I am on the less sympathetic-about-Loki's-angsty-pain end of the spectrum)#(“YASSSSSSSS belittle the poshboy a bit!! make him cry!!!!”)#loki series

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snezhnayansnow · 10 months ago

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I know no one cares but I want to blog...

I'm watching One Piece with my husband.

For reference: my older brother loves One Piece, and I absolutely abhor, hate, loathe, despise the art style... But I'll give credit where credit is due. I love that the men cry. I love when Sanji was on his hands and knees crying his tears fell the right way... Down. Not down his cheeks like a lot of shows animate or comics draw. I played the one video game with my brother too. I've even cosplayed Sanji! I made my older brother a Zoro cosplay and my little brother a Luffy cosplay... We're the moster tiro always!

My husband never was into One Piece but he liked the story after watching the live action on Netflix.

Hell, even my dad liked the live action. (I'm proud to say, my father and I have the same taste in fictional men... Dracule Mihawk is best character)

So now I'm actually watching One Piece...

To save myself some headache, I skipped a few seasons (my brother talks to me about it and I played the game so I already know what happened mostly) and joined my husband for the pirate adventure for, of course, goth island (Thriller Bark).

I mean... Goths! Pirates! All I need is some giant lizards and I'd be so fucking happy.

I won't even go into how much I despise how the poor female characters are written, drawn, portrayed... So on so forth.

It's a real love hate relationship.

I want to love One Piece but so much makes me hate it smh...

Anyway, hubby and I are currently in the middle of Punk Hazard atm. Yes... The dragon....... I don't think I've ever hated a dragon before in my life. What a shitty design. And such small wings for such a fat dragon. I hope it was at least tasty.

Btw: One Piece a million times better high af. Except for that fight with Magellan... Literally gave me a panic attack. Lmfao.

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henrychengtual · 10 months ago

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#snapped at my mom because im stressed about my preboard results and then i apologized and explained that i was rly stressed and accidentally #lashed out and she started saying that im always rude to her and taking my stress out on her ??? and that i never do this to my dad #and then she said i never talk to her about anything even though she's the only one who does everything for me yet i still dont talk to her #and well. maybe if she didnt tell my brother 'if u do this u will end up like ur sister in the future. u dont want to fail in life right ?#then dont do this' (nearly exact words) when she was scolding him . i mean maybe then i would actually want to talk to her #and it sucks because i cant rly talk to anyone irl about this because i still feel scared that they'll like. judge my mom #because i still love her a lot and dont want people to think badly about her #but its getting harder ! to exist here ! and the fact that i am constantly used as an example of what my brother should NOT be #especially when i work this hard partly because i want to be someone my brother can look up to #and to have that come from my own mother . it's really hurtful and makes me feel like nothing i ever do will be enough for her #not to mention the fact that i have come out to her 4 times and she still constantly asks me if it's just a phase #<- i thought that part was getting better but apparently not #but i've stopped expecting anything from anyone in that respect so it doesn't really come as a surprise lmao #anyway rant over i just needed to get that off my chest because i really dont know how long i can keep crying and then forcing my voice #to be normal so that no one asks what happened because wow it is taking a toll on me! who knew #do noooot perceive this

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yutadori · 2 years ago

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sukuna i am going to bite you im going to bite you sooooooo hard i cannot wait for nobara to come back and kill him while everyone films it and cheers and celebrates and then gojo takes the kids out to sushi <3