#or should i say humour

[noodles-and-tea]

Just some more thoughts on that jayvik dbh au

[justaboutsnapped]

tumblr whites who haven’t listened to a lick of rap before not like us talking about a hugely influential black rapper who weaves politically poignant narratives about his own lived experience as a black person in america, systematic racism, etc: haha he’s so quirky he’s so petty he’s like a trickster god an old god a fae god oooooh he’s a dragon slayer get it cause drake-

[introverting-rn]

don’t mean to be disrespectful but. i’m not sure why y’all are so excited about apollo justice coming out? like i think we’ve known for a while lol boy ain’t subtle

[hereticaldetective]

Autistic Sherlock and Jonk Watson. What a pair they are.

[princessanneftw]

“The pod had three million views in 72 hours, which smashed the existing record to smithereens. Naturally the papers were most interested in what the Prince and Princess of Wales had to say, which included stories about intense tennis matches between the two of them, competing in mum and dad events at school sports days and Prince William’s love of Aston Villa (of all the teams he could have chosen…). But the star of the show was actually Princess Anne, Tins’ mother-in-law, who had Hask right where she wanted him.

“The royals knew we were spending most of the World Cup on a cruise ship, so Prince William said to Hask, 'What on earth are you doing that for? Are you going to be the anchor?' And Hask shot back, 'Well, it sounds a bit like anchor.’ And Princess Anne chimed in, with perfect comic timing, ‘Yes, I see that.’ I wish we’d been able to keep that in. I think it would have done the royal family’s reputation the world of good - down with the kids and all that - and I could have retired happy there and then.”

Alex Payne reveals that Princess Anne pretty much called James Haskell a wanker during their recording of The Good, The Bad and The Rugby podcast with the Prince and Princess of Wales at Windsor Castle - and she’s right.

[monstrousproductions]

im listening to monstrous agonies while i do some boring copy-paste work and not to toot my own horn but.... it's pretty fuckin good lol

[faunandfloraas]

Seungmin saying they changed song by so it would be easier for people to watch and listen and then me seeing people going "Yes! It's good it's on tiktok and shorts now" and I'm like. Oh. You're all so fucking stupid <3

[borealing]

I wanted to add better subs to this little interview portion because the subs on the video were super confusing and theres a lot of slang here lol

[rwby-confess]

Confession #191

[hewsos-from-lesbos]

[v] ? Yeah, I wish someone would dentally frick my labia until I'm vocal.

[ashildrs]

having big big thoughts about the slow horses books. putting my heart and soul into believing the show writers know what they're doing

[diegusting]

Hello….would you mayhaps be interested in drawing a goose on a white background….it can be a normal goose or a decorated goose…..it’s up to you…..i want to make an army of williamkisser mutuals geese

I'm now 89 years old with grandchildren, but here he is! (I'm so sorry again for how late I am-)

[magpie-trinkets]

More Azran Legacy posting

I could end the post here, with this image. But I won't.

Por favor. POR FAVOR. The back problems write themselves.

Luke no estoy prestando nada, pero nada, de atención a vuestra conversación. ¿Has visto al profesor? ¿Le estás viendo? Luke. Luke, no puedo. Luke. Luke, el profesor. LUKE LOOK

Why do feel this... sense of foreboding. The hairs in my nape stand to attention, and I am forced to continue reading the dialogue, locked in this circus,

...

...

Professor Grandma, with NO respect, that was shit. I think I heard a child cry in the audience. Para asno tú, porque madre mía. Like holy shit, dude,

Truly, God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. I would say "womp womp"- you know what? I'm saying it.

LUKE YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT TO SOMEONE YOU BARELY KNOW

HUH

AWWWW LOOK AT IT. SO SAD.... WHY.....!!!!!

YOU CAN EAT PUZZLES? YOU CAN COOK PUZZLES? I HAVE. SO MANY QUESTIONS. AMANITA YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT AND EXPECT ME TO NOD LIKE "Ah, yes, puzzle stew. Everyone knows this." NO.

okay, so Azran Legacy has established that,

Puzzles can grow on trees;

Puzzles can be cooked in a pot, and apparently give off some kind of flavor;

Puzzles are something you can throw at thieves, which implies a corporeal form of some kind.

Conclusion: I don't know, man. Puzzles could be mold, for all I know.

If Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky AND The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time have taught me anything, is that there's a high chance there's a cave behind that waterfall. Take the plunge-

Gang watch out. You know what happens at high waterfalls in the middle of the mountains. WATCH OUT!!!!

[blossoms-phan]

rewatching dil gets spooky and it’s sooo comforting and nostalgic ugh I’ve been rewatching all the spooky gaming and baking videos but just old sims party hosting is so fun

[ssaalexblake]

Spirited away is funny bc the protag is a little girl who is perpetually anxious because her parents have no sense of boundaries and just do what they want, and They get punished for this by being turned into pigs and their daughter has to go through a series of great traumas to survive in a hostile environment and basically being a victim to indentured servitude to get them back and escape, and by the end of this her parents remember none of it and therefore cannot learn from the porcine lesson they were given, so their behaviour will be exactly the same, it's just now their kid isn't bothered much bc honestly what Worse could happen?? At this point??

Toughen the kid up via trauma 101

[iamumbra195]

Me after I research the way ppl with light coloured hair were treated at school in Japan and make a bunch of headcannons about how Ichigo was probably picked on for his hair since he was little and teachers probably turned a blind eye or encouraged it and Masaki would always come to pick him up and yell at his teachers when they made comments about her 'fixing' his hair so he could fit in and then she decided to put him in karate classes so he could at least learn how to defend himself when she's not there and told him that he has to get big and strong so he could protect himself and his sisters like the superheroes on TV and when she died, everything got so much worse for him and he quit the dojo but he was getting older and bigger kids starting picking on him and beating him up and he wasn't good enough to beat them so he would come home all bruised and yuzu cried every time so he always tried to hide it from her but Karin always knew somehow and Isshin always patched him up and tried to reach out and tell him that he could talk to his teachers but Ichigo always refused because he didn't want anyone to take his mother's place and it would only make things worse for him if he got adults involved and Isshin understood that but hated feeling helpless, like he couldn't do anything to protect his own kid until finally it got bad enough that he couldn't stand by anymore because one of the stupid shits pushed Ichigo down the stairs and he broke his arm so he told Ichigo he would either have to get directly involved or Ichigo had to learn how to fight properly so he could protect himself and obviously Ichigo picked the latter so Isshin basically taught him hakuda because that was the only hand to hand combat he knew and this accidentally made it so that Ichigo dipped into his reiatsu reserves and made him as abnormally strong as he was in canon and after a while this training devolved into their usual silly chaos in canon because Isshin is not nearly as bad as the fandom makes him out to be and that's how they bond: