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well i didn’t mean for it to come to this but it came to me in a dream: trans uzi
#worf opens their big mouth#you know i didnt come into this show expecting to just slap trans labels onto every robot i see in this show#its just how it goes#anyways my ONLY substantial ‘proof’ (in HEAVY quotes) is that her hair is very similar to her mom’s#like not even doll has her mom’s hair so hear me out#uzi was bald (the staple of a male drone). transitioned. couldn’t find a proper wig fast enough so she just. took her moms!#maybe her dad gave it to her as a gift#or she just stole it LMAO#but my other ‘proof’ is that you cannot give me a purple goth outcast and not have me headcanon them as queer are you kidding me#like this was a personal attack#murder drones#also i say ‘transitioned’ but the only transitioning there is for a drone in this society is#changing the pitch of your voice and getting or removing your wig LMAO
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Well, that went down like a lead balloon.
#they are both a little shy 🫣#I got an ask about whether I thought Aziraphale recognized his crush in Eden and the answer is yes#and she was still just as pretty 😤#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable spouses#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#good omens comic#yea I stole dialogue from blue eyes samurai lmao#no I’ve nerves watched it#snake crowley#Anthony ‘don’t compliment me I will crum’ Crowley
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hap borthday
#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#rwby#derg AU#my art#the goof ever#just a bunch of doodles bc idk what to do#they probably should've specified how she should blow out the candle lmao#you guys are once again stuck in my dragon weiss brainrot#(yes she stole one of ruby's hoodies)
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Buggy the Clown || Anime vs. Live Action comparison shots
#One Piece#opgraphics#One Piece Live Action#Buggy#Buggy the Clown#OPLA#oplaedit#Jeff Ward#*mine#good on 'em for keeping this iconic scene in lmao#but didn't care for how they changed it to Luffy having the idea to separate and lock up Buggy's body parts#when it was actually Nami who thought of the idea in the manga#like she STOLE and tied up Buggy's body parts like the THIEF that she is#why tf would they change that sheesh 🙄#ANYWAY i can't believe that the OPLA turned Buggy into the most celebrated and hated character here on this hellsite#i mean i need y'all to know that he is really just a dumb pathetic loser clown whose true strength lies in riding off others' coattails#and while i'm still not a fan of the live action i did surprisingly enjoy Jeff Ward's performance as Buggy
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and! barbarian!fig! its her
#fantasy high#dimension 20#figueroth faeth#fh class quangle#if u look at the junior year design and think tifa lockhart: yeag#I already thought the cleric!gorgug junior year design kinda is very aerith so. lol#but! I do feel like these designs maybe portray the clearest arc out of all of them so far. I like that#some of it came from a bit of necessity which is really fun that mirrors the actual play format thats cool#(necessity being freshman year riz is pretty much a huge block of red flannel lmao. kinda stole figs canon color coding for a bit)#(and he's got the owlbear jacket from taping the games in sophomore year... so I cant give fig the big red blocking until#junior year lmao. coincidentally this forced me to be a bit more dynamic with her concept which is great)#her second pair of shoes very sonic tho. I kinda enjoy that lol#tbh I really love that canon gorgug is like in a pair of chucks 24/7 that is SO funny for a barbarian I hope to keep the energy going#with class swap fig I think a barbarian who wears like collector sneakers is awesome. the foot support is so important to their work#the general idea of a hyperfem girlypop barbarian still ticks for me tbh. idk enough abt the zeitgeist to know if thats passé now or not#but doing Fashion on ur job of bodily tearing ur opponent apart with the least flourish possible is just a hit for me#her knee brace is from like an injury back in her cheer days that she got by overexercising in hope of being good enough that#the team couldn't let her go. the team then used that same injury as a pretext to let her go#I think abt her arc tbh... fig's thing in canon junior year abt the point of her rebelling. I feel like a lot of it can also apply to rage#both knocking things over and holding onto things don't like. make anything new. destruction without at least a glimpse of a vision#of the after is ultimately a cynical defeatist point of view... strategic barbarianism for fig babeyy#yay! once again its time for me to Fucking Sleep. but hopefully I can hammer out a proper ref for riz and gorgug both in the#following week inbetween doing my job. its that time of da year lads (<- fully seasonal worker)
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hot dndads take I bet glenn and erin wouldve fucked. if they had had the time.
they are enemies to loverenemies. in my mind. they are the blueprint to hero x taylor in s2
#like u see my vision right????#i shipped them from almost legit the moment erin came on screen#lowk started when glenn stole one of her books and she stole all of the dads' books back#and it really started when they were bickering in the library fight#like no they wouldnt be good for eachother no they wouldnt really be in love i feel like theyd just be attracted to eachother#hypothetically#at the same time i like them NOT together lmao i have layers. like an oynon#pathologic references in the tumblr tags today#dndads#dungeons and daddies#glenn close#erin o'neil#dndads s1#henry oak#ron stampler#darryl wilson
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allies? allies??? ALLIES?????
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i don't think toxic semi-homoerotic friendship counts as a relationship but the red flags in that one were that she literally wrote a play about us (me and my friends and her because we were all in a friend group) and then proceeded to name me after the love interest in fun home and make me out to be a terrible shitty person because i had a crush on a boy and not her. she wrote this for her playwriting class and forced us to read it with her as our parts and then proceeded to read this out to her entire playwriting class. for a grade
#vero.txt#t#and that's like . only one thing she did. LMAO#this was before that euphoria 'is this fucking play about us' episode so i think sam levinson just stole from my freshman yr experience
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I am also the youngest but I am the favorite (as the one who has never gone to prison it’s not hard lmao) and I feel Pietro vibes hard but I think it’s more of “being a little fucking gremlin” that gives youngest vibes to me.
Also say the word and I’ll fight your brother for you. You’re awesome and deserve good things.
yk in retrospect any time ive hung out with people and ive been A Little Shit and i tell them im the youngest in my family they always say 'i can tell' so i think youre onto something
#snap chats#like kayla had this friend and when the three of us would hang out id be. A Menace as per usual#and one day she was just like 'do you have older siblings' and when i was like Yeah Three she was like 'that explains a lot'#LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAN leave me alone ... im sorry im so funny and charming and witty ... i stole those traits from my sisters#ALSO DONT BEEF WITH MY BRO LMAO PLEASE he's the last person who deserves anything bad to happen to him i promise#theres no one in the world more deserving of good things than him i cannot stress this enough he was just being funny#i always joke about how our mom hates me so floor was open to the joke gejGELKJGELAK it was funny too. no harm done#if we should fight anyone its my mom .... why would i fight my brother when we have to deal with her together right ....#anyway congrats on not going to prison anon !!!!!! keep it up 👍#oh yeah hi i meant to be on more today but even with school over for now i still had some stuff to take care of today#and then i got tomorrow ....... busy bee i am ....#next week Officially i should be in I Can Kinda Breathe territory. i still have work but at least its just comm work and not school
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tav qotd: for those with playlists, pick three songs and tell me in the tags how they describe your tav/durge <3
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#tav qotd#bg3 tav#i don't know what else to tag this as 🫥#anyways three of makaria's are: cheerleader by ashnikko - brutus by emma blackery - mercy by king mala#naturally there are spoilers below so watch out ‼️#cheerleader is kind of a joke one bc she was originally based on the mean cheerleader trope but it plays into her ego and her hubris#and is kinda eerie in a way. also the 'cut throats and i feel better' line is just so good LMAO this song is such an earworm to me#brutus is wrt orin and how her treachery affected makaria; 'taking back what you stole' isn't in reference to bhaal's chosen but +#to makaria's sense of control over herself after being left helpless and forever changed by orin's literal knife in her back#and mercy kinda speaks for itself i think but it's the internal struggle against the dark urge and how could she ever possibly reconcile +#her ungodly past and move forward to be something more than what bhaal created her to be#rb games#jess.txt#makaria
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klagga's notes and love letters for minthara under the waterfall at the goblin camp always make me feel a certain way
gonna buy a footstool for when they're kissin 🥺
putting dead spiders in his hair to impress her 🥺
writing her a love letter with a mushroom bouquet 🥺
#the way klagga describes himself is so endearing and the effort he puts in for minthara is sweet ugh lmao#also that he's is making fun of the poetry by the dwarf whose pants he stole when this mfing goblin is writing love letters to a drow#you just know that minthara held nothing back when she shattered his hopes and dreams (and prob some bones)#bg3#ps look at me one of my honour runs finally made it to the goblin camp
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Current Hindu gods in fgo
Kama-vessel Sakura Matou
Parvati- vessel Sakura Matou
Durga- vessel Sakura Matou
Kali- vessel Sakura Matou
Ganesha- vessel Jinako Carigiri
Alakshmi- vessel Lakshmi Bai
All- vessel Arjuna Alter
(If you’re wondering why Vritra is not here, it’s because she isn’t a god but rather an Asura, which is more akin to a demon or demigod)
#love how 57% is Sakura and 71% isn’t even an Indian person. that is really cool and not at all annoying :)#and also the two that are Indian barely even represent their gods they’re just chilling. lmao#hahaha *attacks fgo with a rock*#I’ll get over it but man what a pain. how do you make over half a group one girl and not go ‘is this maybe not a good plan’#I stole this from a twitter post that included vritr which annoyed a lot of ppl bc she isn’t a god lmao#which is kind of sad bc she actually would improve the stats IF SHE QUALIFIED (she doesn’t)#my post
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You don't know how happy I was to see them and how happy they were to see me.
#I've been holed up in my apartment for 2 weeks cause of covid haven't had the strength to go outside#and i hadn't seen my flock in a long while cause hunters have been shooting up the woods#i assumed the worst tbh for these guys#i went out back to get some air and i saw one in the distance#she made this curious click click soune and i did it back#then suddenly here comes the calvary#and they start making these rapid fire pewpew sounds but with an extra squeak#i think that noise is code for “this person is safe” or “safe human”#cause they ran right up to me and were checking me out as if they had been worried#I'm not trying to anthropomorphize them just explaining turkeys are very social creatures#and if you pay attention to their tics and the way they communicate things each flock has its own system#these guys are way different than the tribe at my grams place#and they have their own unique little clicks and sounds that signal different things#if you're friendly to them give them space and entice them with some bird seed every once in a while they enjoy seeing you#that big one with the bread in his beak took a slice from a neighbor and was showing it off#like “lookie lookie i stole this!”#lmao
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#yk when i said i'm back to being active on tumblr well yeah 😅#i had to write a seminar paper for uni and it hasn't been going well because i got sick and didn't get much done#well i got an extension luckily but it still was a struggle the topic was just rly difficult to write about#i'm almost done now at least some 300 words i still have to write and then proofread and work on better formulating but yay#i should get it done today but yeah i'll manage so i'll be back when i'm done the latest tmrw#but seminar papers are for real my least favorite part of uni 😅 it's so time consuming and can be a real struggle ugh#i rather write an exam lmao#but anyway i needed to rant ://#my money got stolen 🙃😫#sometimes life just throws some shit at you ugh#like having to write this paper and not having a social life anymore isn't enougj#i don't know how it happened? i mean i don't know for sure but i can't explain it another way#like the money was in my wallet the day before yesterday and yesterday the whole day i didn't use my wallet qnd then it was gone??#maybe while i was at uni football but that's crazy it was not some public place but in a school gym lockerroom??#or maybe someone stole it from my backpack on the street idk?? but i didn't notice#but that was money i got for my birthday from my dad and aunts 😪#and i wanted to buy something nice with it and ig i will anyway but it sucks :((#it was not a little no i had 150€ in my wallet 😭 at least my credit cards are still there ig#but i realize now how stupid that probably was to carry so much money with but i thought it was safe fr#like i have lived in austria all my life and this never happened to me 😫 and it was not like i was walking around with my wallet openly#i mean i will be fine it would be a lot worse if that happened to someone who is just barely getting by but i'm still upset#and my mom told me that apparently it happened to a friend of her as well when she was in my city but like i never heard that before...#from any of my friends ... or maybe it really is that more dangerous with thieves in my uni city but like i wasn't aware#bc i mean in general austria is like a very safe country comparatively and feels like it never was on my mind#maybe it's horrible bad luck but in the future I will be careful to carry any cash with me 🙃
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this is a long video but it popped up on my feed and i thought it was quite interesting, (she shares some videos in the description too i want to link directly: a shorter video/tiktok summarizing the topic, and another tiktok stitched in response that digs in a little deeper) and is kinda relevant with some of the things i've been talking about with DA, though this discussion is specific to monster romance + "cozy" fantasy and how a lot of these stories use d&d or tolkien as the foundation of their worldbuilding with little thought and without understanding the harmful, racist stereotypes it perpetuates..... and of course these are just prevalent tropes across the fantasy genre as a whole, whether inspired by d&d and tolkien or otherwise (as we've seen in DA). i really like the quote from the substack article she links by Michael LaBron, i feel like it makes it very obvious how these depictions are directly connected: "In the same way that Orcs create a boogy man that justify the hero's violence, sexy Orcs create a monster that the damsel in distress doesn’t actually have to be afraid of."
the other article i shared previously really expanded the first half of that quote with the "civilization versus savages" binary that we see with a lot of fantasy races (orcs, goblins, drow, and qunari in dragon age) but i think this half of the discussion is important to have as well so i just wanted to share. here is the article by Michael LaBron:
and here is this article again too that i shared when talking about dragon age earlier, by Daniel Heath Justice:
i love fantasy, it's my favorite genre, it's what i personally write for myself, and i think learning about and discussing the flaws within the genre are an important and integral part of enjoying it, too, which is why i've been discussing it so much with veilguard, and i wanted to share more examples as this discussion has become relevant in a lot of spaces right now outside of just gaming/RPGs/TTRPGs.
#idk how to tag this lol#like i said i just wanted to share considering. the stuff i was posting about da and i feel like this is connected#im on bookstagram more than booktok but i always see the nonsense trickle down from there...#i went on a tangent once about how much i hate cozy fantasy and this is a huge part of it#thinking about legends and lattes specifically and how the foundation of that story is that the main character stole coffee#from the gnomes to sell at her own shop. calls it 'exotic bean water' and complains abt any gnomes becoming 'competition'#oh i hate that book. lmao#like if u dont have the confidence or desire to engage with these themes then why are you even writing in this genre.. slapping cozy#in front of it doesn't magically absolve you of criticism about the racism in your worldbuilding#just because it's supposed to be 'cozy' and 'fun'... well. cozy and fun for WHO?#anyways that youtube video is mostly a book review lol but the first section is what grabbed my attention#then she just reviews a book for the rest tho she does point out pretty much everything#that's discussed in the article and in the other videos. as being perpetuated in that book#da posting#kinda but not really but saving it in that tag for organization purposes
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Watching the movie 5 times isn't enough, reading fic isn't enough, I need to inject this gelphie directly into my veins
#personal#i have seen the musical on stage multiple times pls do not step to me#actually when i saw it last year the glinda understudy was on and she stole the show LMAO#im just a glinda bitch#but ariana has me in her grip........ fucking bitch#cryinggggg
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