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randomthingsthatilike1 · 1 year ago
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Hot dentist. Hot chiropractor. Any other interactions that live rent free in your head? 😅
not chiropractor it was an acupuncturist!!!! there's a difference!!!!
and. um. so when I was 18 I had a very pretty personal trainer who was recommended to me by one of my moms friends and the friend was like @ my mom she doesn't like v many people but she does like Gabby a lot!!! and uhhhh sometimes my mom would go to my sessions and we'd split them and she wouldnt be as playful or happy when it was me and my mom and just. she kinda liked to torture me a little bit and 4 years later I realized that she was flirting
bc this was also when I was v v fit by anyone's standards and shed say things like God we need to get you into a bikini or being very touchy with me but not my mom and also doing things like when I was on the treadmill randomly turning up the speed while I was walking on an incline to see how fast I can walk without jogging while she laughed and other things of repositioning me to make whatever position I was in more difficult or just randomly adding more weight to what I was doing and her just. smirking.
bc .I always did what she asked with minimal complaining
so tl;dr
yes.
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redactedrem · 7 months ago
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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.
Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.
He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.
He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.
Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"
"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.
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inkedmyths · 1 month ago
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Okay I KNOW this poll has been done before but after conversing with friends....
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maxgicalgirl · 8 months ago
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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(
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cowardlykrow · 9 months ago
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Stop light shenanigans
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keferon · 17 days ago
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Let me tell you their duo WASNT something I expected to see. Like. Ever. Oh my god ahahaha
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athlast · 7 months ago
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there's something about butches reclaiming protectiveness and chivalry from an imposed "caring, nurturing" character associated and often forced upon women. something about how while straight men often try to present as careless as possible, masculinity and care are not only not conflicting in the butch identity, but inherent to it. there's something there.
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strawberri-draws · 2 years ago
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Cannot wait for the Mom Team Up
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imdoingsortagay · 1 year ago
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what's your favourite type of cake? :)
BESTIE DO I HAVE THE BEST CAKE FLAVOR
TRES LECHES CAKE 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
Specifically if it’s like vanilla or strawberry tres leches omg bomb asf
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kensatou · 7 months ago
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you think YOU had a bad day at work?
bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera
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huggywuggysuppy · 12 days ago
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The whole wifeswap bit was incredible and especially how you can see the gears turning in Gem’s head where she doesn’t want to call Joel her husband (funnier because Lizzie is on the server) and so logically defaults to wife. And everyone rolls with it!!
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bigfatbreak · 1 year ago
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"what's the biggest difference in Tom's character in the dad villain au" you've never seen a papa-bear go so grizzy mode so fast
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divine0 · 1 year ago
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POV you’ve informed the Queen and the Court’s Sorcerer of something and they very clearly know something that they’re not letting on
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thebearme · 8 months ago
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Here more silly tf2
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starrynyx · 11 months ago
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i wanna talk about this portrayal of sally jackson and how it feels notably younger than the 2010 movie or even the musical. obviously her age is never explicitly stated there or in the books, but mama was sitting on the fire escape in the rain listening to olivia rodrigo and thinking about her ex. she's giving big 30-something millennial energy and i think that's so important in the context of HER story as a young mother alone in the world just trying her best. i think percy paints her as this angelic, caring, gentle presence that can do no wrong but the pov shift in the show lets us see her rougher edges, the places where she wasn't always perfect. and maybe im reading too far into this but if you reframe her and percy's relationship within the context of her being that young, of them reaching this quasi-gillmore girls space of "you are my baby but you're also my best friend and all i have in this world" idk it just feels a lot deeper somehow, like they're giving sally more dimension and development earlier on and i'm so excited to see her arc progress in future seasons
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