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Hot dentist. Hot chiropractor. Any other interactions that live rent free in your head? 😅
not chiropractor it was an acupuncturist!!!! there's a difference!!!!
and. um. so when I was 18 I had a very pretty personal trainer who was recommended to me by one of my moms friends and the friend was like @ my mom she doesn't like v many people but she does like Gabby a lot!!! and uhhhh sometimes my mom would go to my sessions and we'd split them and she wouldnt be as playful or happy when it was me and my mom and just. she kinda liked to torture me a little bit and 4 years later I realized that she was flirting
bc this was also when I was v v fit by anyone's standards and shed say things like God we need to get you into a bikini or being very touchy with me but not my mom and also doing things like when I was on the treadmill randomly turning up the speed while I was walking on an incline to see how fast I can walk without jogging while she laughed and other things of repositioning me to make whatever position I was in more difficult or just randomly adding more weight to what I was doing and her just. smirking.
bc .I always did what she asked with minimal complaining
so tl;dr
yes.
#uhhhhh yeah my personal trainer might have wanted to dom me#bc. she wasnt that way with my mom#or my moms friend#just me
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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.
Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.
He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.
He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.
Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"
"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.
#I have more ideas in my head#but I didn't want to make the post too long#might repost later#might write a small fanfic off of this#I actually don't have life360 but my friend does and I'm basing this off of how she interacts with her mom#batfamily#batfam#headcanon#dick grayson#nightwing#bruce wayne#batman#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#cardinal tim drake#stephanie brown#spoiler#dc
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Okay I KNOW this poll has been done before but after conversing with friends....
#polls#if you are answering either the first or the last one you scare me so much#WHY DO MY FRIENDS USE SO MANY LAYERS MOM COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED#1k#5k
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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(
#autism#neurodivergent#adhd#fun facts#GOD I’m such an idiot#anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :(#I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact#that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :(#it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club#or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him#or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom#no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world#sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know#and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care
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Stop light shenanigans
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#this came to me in the shower as most great thoughts do#I’m so sorry for this LONG ASS POst#Bill Woodward#ted spankoffski#paul matthews#My mom said this was a one one two but with an extra one…. which is boxing talk I guess#Basically ‘’ tom coming in with the left hook’’#which I’ll take as this being at least somewhat funny#tho does it count when the only people you have to ask is who you got your humor from?#Tom Houston#digital art#digital drawing#art#fanart#Hatchetfield#Tgwdlm#nightmare time#jane’s a car#Is it obvious I have no friends in this fandom except my momma???#starkid#hatchetfield fanart#black friday#//Komic
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Let me tell you their duo WASNT something I expected to see. Like. Ever. Oh my god ahahaha
#maccadam#transformers#spoilers#earthspark spoilers#prowl#tfe prowl#tf earthspark#megatron#tfe megatron#let me tell you a funny story#I have a friend who loves Megs#and when we started watching season 3 and Prowl showed up#and immediately him and Megatron started insulting each other#we both were like#your son is hurting my son 😑#but then when the last episode happened#it felt like we both were proud moms of two dumb kids#when Prowl hugged Megatron we both went fucking cheering l o u d
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there's something about butches reclaiming protectiveness and chivalry from an imposed "caring, nurturing" character associated and often forced upon women. something about how while straight men often try to present as careless as possible, masculinity and care are not only not conflicting in the butch identity, but inherent to it. there's something there.
#I've always been very fiercely protective of my friends and family#and i damn hated the idea of coming across as “motherly” so much#so much that i radically changed the way i interacted in fear of being percieved like some sort of mom friend#my views on this radically shifted since i started meeting butches#it also made me open my eyes to how people (esp femmes and other lesbians) actually see me and percieve me#theres an abyss of difference#and its an interesting thought#butch#butch lesbian#lesbian#butchfemme
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Cannot wait for the Mom Team Up
#my art#fanart#the owl house fanart#toh#toh fanart#the owl house#NO SPOILERS !!!!!#I have NOT seen the leaks (and don’t want to) >:(#I plan to watch the new ep when it airs because unlike some people I respect the time and hard work put into art 😭 like y’all wtf#anyways rant over#I just want them to be friends :>#they bond over beating up Luz’s enemies#also the fact Camila is a veterinarian will come in handy (I think) with raising a baby titan#I just want them to be mom bffs ok :(#also they can both absolutely rock ur shit <3
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what's your favourite type of cake? :)
BESTIE DO I HAVE THE BEST CAKE FLAVOR
TRES LECHES CAKE 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
Specifically if it’s like vanilla or strawberry tres leches omg bomb asf
#asks#marvelnatswhore#also I’m v picky#I have to have it from one of two people/places#bakery where I get my Mexican sweet bread#or my moms friend#nowhere#else#I’ve also made tres leches cupcakes too
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you think YOU had a bad day at work?
bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera
#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank#he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :')#he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated#but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING#drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay...#also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger.........#geno kept Hovering in concern#po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog#ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both#also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited#anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a#long post#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins#also!!! to all who celebrate#ramadan kareem/eid mubarak#<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good
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The whole wifeswap bit was incredible and especially how you can see the gears turning in Gem’s head where she doesn’t want to call Joel her husband (funnier because Lizzie is on the server) and so logically defaults to wife. And everyone rolls with it!!
#Also all the discourse on Gem being a mom / sister / etc friend (which eugh.) and then the canon one is wife#*HUSBAND gem is husband#trafficblr#life series#geminitay#wild life smp#wish she was my husba-(CREEPER EXPLOSION)
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"what's the biggest difference in Tom's character in the dad villain au" you've never seen a papa-bear go so grizzy mode so fast
#my art#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#tom dupain cheng#lê chiến kim#dad villain au#also the final straw for marinette was that the day kim pulled that shitass prank on her#that gave her like. love trauma in the show#was around the same time sabine passed out for the last time and never woke up again#so marinette realized that she was publicly humiliated#by chloe via kim as a proxy for the 'prank'#was going to lose her best friend who was moving#and was going to lose her mom#basically all in the same day
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#THIS IS IMPORTANT#my mom takes away my phone a lot and my friends are always shocked when i dont have my phone#ALSO IF YOU VOTE PLEASE REBLOG THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT IMFORMATION#polls#tumblr polls#polls on tumblr#polls research#i dont know what the poll tags are sorry
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POV you’ve informed the Queen and the Court’s Sorcerer of something and they very clearly know something that they’re not letting on
#hehe just a silly doodle#Gwen’s great at subtlety so would this even happen? debatable#just feel like they’d definitely get up to magical shenanigans post-canon#plus there were enough things in the show that could make a reappearance#Lady Vivian is visiting? Oh no is she still under the curse??? D: *cue mutual looks of alarm*#(it’s okay she’s not. justiceforvivian2024)#but anyway STILL they’d definitely go sneaking around in the vaults or library to find answers to the latest Situation tm#like yeah magic is legal and Guinevere is literally the queen#but that doesn’t stop them from shiftilly snooping!! shiftilly snooping just Happens when ur friends with Merlin#it’s like enrichment for them#ANYWAY yet again I have NO idea what proper anatomy is and I did not use a reference for Merlin and only glanced at one for Gwen so#sorry I cannot do u justice merlin + guinevere </3#my mom once glanced at one of my doodles when I was home and she was like why does Merlin look like a monkey#WHICH WAS KINDA OUT OF POCKET TBH 😭😭#but maybe one of these days I’ll actually learn drawing-related things so I can better spread my beloved post canon Merlin agenda#Merlin#Gwen#merlin fanart#bbc merlin#my art#art#merwen#EDIT: fixed up the colouring bc it was bothering meee rip
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Here more silly tf2
#team fortress 2#team fortress fanart#tf2#tf2 fanart#scout tf2#miss pauling#spy tf2#scouts ma#scout's mom#soldier tf2#medic tf2#engineer tf2#fem sniper#fem scout#scoutpauling?#take it as you will#sniperscout#speeding bullet#me and my friend hc that engi and medic were a thing and cant stop talking about it- so there will be more of them later#animatic
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i wanna talk about this portrayal of sally jackson and how it feels notably younger than the 2010 movie or even the musical. obviously her age is never explicitly stated there or in the books, but mama was sitting on the fire escape in the rain listening to olivia rodrigo and thinking about her ex. she's giving big 30-something millennial energy and i think that's so important in the context of HER story as a young mother alone in the world just trying her best. i think percy paints her as this angelic, caring, gentle presence that can do no wrong but the pov shift in the show lets us see her rougher edges, the places where she wasn't always perfect. and maybe im reading too far into this but if you reframe her and percy's relationship within the context of her being that young, of them reaching this quasi-gillmore girls space of "you are my baby but you're also my best friend and all i have in this world" idk it just feels a lot deeper somehow, like they're giving sally more dimension and development earlier on and i'm so excited to see her arc progress in future seasons
#im rambling#but as someone who had a teen mom and read those books when i was 12 and my mom was 30#i had a MUCH different relationship with her than my friends had with their moms#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians
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