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lilacandladybugs · 2 years ago
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my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
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the-vengeful-demon · 10 months ago
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He's such a gem
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techutones · 5 months ago
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HES LEARNING
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gaypeople · 4 months ago
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maker and fledgling
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jdawg696911 · 6 months ago
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Captain Picard tries out his new trampoline on the bridge
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sunsburns · 4 months ago
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imagine asking wade if he still likes you when he’s literally inside you LMAOOO I just know he’d be so flabbergasted
i know a normal people fan when i see one (18+, fluff)
but jokes aside, and dicks inside, wade would likely get whiplash; his head turning so fast he can hear a crack in his neck, staring at you like you're crazy because just seconds ago you'd been running your gentle hands over his skin. your fingers brush against the divots of his scarred skin, your cheek pressed to his chest, humming softly, close enough that your lashes tickle whenever you blink.
wade's a little out of breath, sticky with sweat, and miraculously, rendered speechless. to others, a rarity, but with you, while still rare, is more frequent, especially after sex.
sure, he drops a joke or two, but there is a window where wade likes to sit there, holding you, skin against skin, in silence; listening to the sounds of your shaky breaths as you come down from your high, the sounds of the bedsheets ruffling with slow movements from the both of you, even the sounds of the old crackly fan on his ceiling.
and so, in that small window of silence, the two of you lay there in a warm embrace, listening to each other's heartbeats as wade's dick slowly softens inside you.
but then that small window starts to close, the silence breaking with you. you shift, turning to press your chin against wade's chest while looking up at him, "hey," you whisper, a smile growing against your lips.
"hi," he whispers back to you, but he continues to stare at the window, watching the soft light of the rising sun peeking in through the white lace curtains you picked out, a part of you in the dingy apartment he shared with blind al.
"we've officially gone at it all night. fucking like rabbits. and i can't believe i'm saying this but, i'm fucking spent. i might need a few weeks to recover. i asked for a bone and you threw a whole skeleton at me, peanut."
you snort, rolling your eyes, "yeah, right."
"okay, fine, a week is too long." wade hums, he finds your hair and runs his hand over it, twirling a strand around his finger, "i'll be good as new by tonight or at least by the time you scroll to read another fic of me, of course."
you're still staring at him, and wade, ever the observant, notices. he shifts, sits up, holds onto your waist, and brings you up with him. you have to bite your tongue to hold back a moan, sensitive to the way he's touching you, the way his dick keeps you full.
wade raises his brows (or at least, where his brows would be), "what? is there something on my face? i know i'm ugly but i thought we were past that. your staring is making me a little self conscious, sweetbuns."
"wade?"
"yes, cupcake?"
"do you like me?"
"what-?" he stares at you, eyes wide and nearly popping out of his head. "do i- what? what the fuck kind of stupid ass fuck ass question is that? you think i don't like you? we literally fucked all night. literally did every position in the book. i let you peg me! you might be the only person on earth that matches my freak-"
"yeah, i know but-"
"bitch, i'm literally still inside you."
that's when you can't help but laugh, grinning against his neck when he wraps his arms around you and pulls you closer. you love the way his body emits warmth, and you wrap your legs around his waist, pulling him even closer like you want to live inside his skin.
wade holds you, his cheek pressing against the top of your head. and he groans loudly when you say, "you never answered my question."
"oh my god," he huffs dramatically, "of course i fucking like you. like no shit."
"okay, great. i was just making sure."
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bloomdoom1 · 2 months ago
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tacticalprincess · 6 months ago
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being in a relationship with könig and ghost isn’t for the weak. where könig’s eyes hone in on where your shirt is starting to slip down amidst your animated talking, simon’s wordlessly pulling it up for you without missing a beat. where simon’s doting on you while you’re sick, making sure you’re proper medicated and hydrated, könig’s using the ��sweat it out’ method, fucking into you and basking in how warm and tight you are around him.
or it’s flipped, when you say you need to unwind before bed and könig takes that to mean running you a bath and brushing your hair for you, whereas ghost’s laying down towels to spread your thighs and eat you out on the bed for hours. and sometimes they’re both feeling chivalrous, fighting over who gets to open the door for you, who gets to tie your shoelace when it slips undone, and you have to give them both your hand to help you over a small step.
most of the time they’re fighting over who gets inside you first, racking up tally marks over the days so it’s an even score.
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multimemes · 10 months ago
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xxxnightcorequeenxxxv3 · 2 months ago
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So you know how some of us artists like to color theme the Batfam. Now imagine the bat fam doing it too, like.
Jason:" It's My Red, and you can't use it." Tim is holding two physical Pantone color cards;" they are two different reds." Jason; "They look exactly the same." Dick, who lost a bet with Stef, walks in in the red Nightwing suit: "Dad says it mine turn on the red." Bruce is in the background nursing a headache. Stephanie is just howling at the mess she orchestrated—attempts to slap Damien on the back. "Keep your hands to yourself, Brown, or I'll dye my katana red with your blood."I
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oddzo · 3 months ago
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Twink death but make it literal
Monster Falls au my beloved
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I don’t have a human Bill design so I used that old popular twink design lmao
Below is the photo that started this entire drawing- I had the thought “what if that but monster falls and t-posing?” Then “what if I put Bill in the family guy death pose too?” And now we have this. I love my brain sometimes :]
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I’m currently on a trip so no more sculptures for a hot second, sorry bout that :’)
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robinsleeping · 1 year ago
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Jason Todd is simply “the mood”
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emperorsdrewclothes · 1 month ago
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she inanimates on my insanity till i season two
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futilemp3 · 1 month ago
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(accidently drops my twophone all over the floor) OH NO, MY TWOPHONE!!!!
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mega-gaymer-party · 1 year ago
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blended-goldfish · 4 months ago
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Grimm @ Walmart
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