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DO NOT let your children read marmonts memoirs. Their brain will never be at ease ever again ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
#after reading one book out of NINE#my brain has been taken over#i just cant stop thinging about stuff he described ONCE#like im just laying in bed...and#im thinking about??#pavle tomić???#What the hell#the random ass croatian military frontier general he mentioned once#or im in the shower going...#“hmmm i sure wonder how Vincenzo Dandolos grandfather looked”#LIKE WHAT#ok rant over#auguste de marmont#marmont#auguste marmont#history memes#marmonts memoirs
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girl experiences gender euphoria and is immediately slammed by grief
for @litttlittt <3. this was supposed to be a portrait of caroline hill, but litta mentioned tim looking like janet when dressed as caroline and identity issues and angst and things spiraled
something about tim not knowing if he's his mother's child or bruce's or neither's.
figuring out the looks:
i wanted janet to have that poofy 70s hair
#tim drake#dc#bruce wayne#janet drake#sart#i'm picturing this as transfemme tim hence “he” and also compounding issues about bruce treating him as a daughter#which is exactly the gender validation tim wants and needs but isnt sure he deserves#but this also definitely works for trans tim#she gets to process that she looks like her mom!! and her mom will never get to know her daughter#would she have wanted to know her daughter? even though she showered tim with love when she was around#she barely knew her son#gender idk he's a girl 👍 hope that helps#i went down a rabbit hole looking up vintage dior necklaces -- hopefully something martha wayne wouldve worn#-- but dior necklaces are COMPLICATED#i almost drew pearls but i think that wouldve been too cruel to bruce lol#(a decent amount of my art--even when it's not femme tim--gets tagged 'gender' and i dont know what im going but im glad 👍)
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made the first one in an effort to beat everyone else to the punch for ironic reasons, in case that post i made took off like i feared it might, and then the rest appeared spontaneously on my computer
#im too tired to id rn im sorry#isat#in stars and time#in stars and time spoilers#isat spoilers#mirabelle tag#mirabelle isat#odile isat#siffrin isat#isabeau isat#loop isat#no bonnie.... im sorry bonnie fans.#ocdile truther btw.#i know its 4am but i dont care. posting this and going to bed.goo night.#text post isat#isafrin#meteor shower isat#sifloop#binary stars isat#i fucking. guess.
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I’ve been thinking about Miles as Serizawa quite a bit 😁
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#mob psycho 100#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#narumitsu#wrightworth#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#ace attorney fanart#ace attorney au#psychic lawyers au#digital art#my art#procreate#LET’S GO GAMBLING!!#aw dang it-#squib and I were trying to figure out how the claw thing worked if Gregory took Sakurai’s place#we decided that part of the reason why Miles locked himself away for 15 years was because 1) his powers and 2) his father went missing#Gregory (instead of being killed by MVK) was instead made to join Claw (which now means Claw is an older organization)#without his father there to help teach him how to control his powers. miles got scared and locked himself away#much to the sadness of his mother Eleanor (who is alive in this AU)#I think im gonna have it so neither Gregory nor Miles know that the other is part of Claw#at least not until the World Domination Arc (probably post-WDA)#it’s easier this way HAUHUISu#yeah gamer miles…needs to touch grass…and take a shower…and get a haircut…#also hooray! he gets glasses 😁😁😁 AND HIS DAD IS ALIVE AND SO IS HIS MOM#THIS MILES EDGEWORTH TRULY IS WINNING
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+ put your rationale in the tags
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hello old friend
#okay im off to go cry in the shower#i might colour this later if i can ever look at it again without exploding#theres other 1911 javier stuff on the way i just draw so slowly ;-;#rdr#rdr1#red dead redemption#javier escuella#john marston#my stuff
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(guy whos been in his room all day voice) I FEEL EVIL
#text#im gonna go out and refil my water at some point#moght go down to the beach but i dont feel like putting on sunscreen .. tho incould take a shower again idk
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day 1767
#amphibian#frog#self#frogsona#'hey hows recovery going?' fighting the urge to rip the post op binder off at every moment#my current number 1 enemy#except when i take it off to shower. i feel exposed like a beetle without its shell. put me back in my terrible husk actually im fragile#i think i have a pretty decent pain tolerance but i HATE the constant low level pain and discomfort
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anyone fucking tired
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i think anyone who truly believes that knives doesnt care about rem just doesnt understand him. to me its the same as falling for vash's fake smiles. the image he purposefully projects to conceal his true feelings has fooled you effortlessly. thats his fucking mommy and he misses her
#my post#i could make a whole fucking post talking about this#(in fact i drafted one in my head during my shower earlier)#but im tired as fuck and wanna go to sleep so its not gonna happen rn LOL#trigun
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#i cant think of a caption sooooooooooooooo yeah#just got out the shower#did a face mask#im oiled and moisturized#i just put a lil cologne on and I’m feeling ready to go to sleep#plus i got a snack so yeahhh#finna put on a show and go to bed#g’night y’all ✌🏽✨#me#thicc thursday#my tiddies are tiddying#pinned post
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oh fuck this depression riding the fuck outta me and biting my neck ohmygoddddfuckkkkk
#it’s actually not. woke up early again. showered. bought groceries#i did have a depression nap and my head did enter a dark place again#but i managed to go out and even cook for my brother and im baking tonight and cooking again tomorrow#and i managed to be a little bit more happier and balanced near my parents#AND i did dishes
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seafood, see food!
happy halloween and also happy last day of kinktober!!
eddie brock x venom x f!reader
tw // she/her pronouns used, kidnapping, implied noncon, monster/creature-in-the-woods symbrock, yandere content ahead
minors dni!!! 18+!!!!!
you had started your hike an hour ago, excited to see the waterfall your friends had been raving about. however, after following the wrong path for an hour, you ended up stranded with no cell phone connection, no food, and no person in sight. you turned the map once more, looking for rest station, “maybe i was holding it wrong…” you mumble, head aching as the map only got more confusing. you take a breath and fold the map back up, continuing to follow the path. you walk into the forest for another 5 minutes when you hear a branch break. you stop, straining your ears to listen. your heart pounds as you notice the trees shake one-by-one before stopping at a tree behind you. you hear an animalistic growl from above and you take off, sprinting down the path, veering off to lose the animal. the voice in your head screams at you to run faster as the growls get closer. you can feel tears dripping down your face, blurring your vision. you try to wipe your face when you slam into a large warm chest. you scream as you fall back, spraining your ankle on the way down.
“oh god, i-i’m so sorry.” a hand reaches out to help you up. you look up at the man, taking in his half-naked appearance. chiseled jaw, tattoos down his arms and chest, and a rough beard. he looked exhausted, anxious, and soaked. “you alright?” his voice was soft, as he grasps your elbow to help you up.
you try to stand but pain shoots up your ankle, you hold onto his bicep, “s-something’s trying to k-kill me.” you sob and the man keeps you steady with an arm falling around your waist.
“woah, woah, what’s trying to kill you?” he looks around. you try to point behind you and he looks around. “i don’t see anything… but let’s find some shelter just in case.” he gives you a small smile and you nod, sniffling. the two of you start walking and after a couple minutes of silence, he speaks, “eddie.” he looks at you, “m-my name. it’s eddie.”
you manage a small smile as you limp, “(y/n).” he opens his mouth to respond when you feel a drop of water fall onto your cheek. eddie wipes it away, but you start to feel more fall. “shit” you look around, hoping to see some kind of shelter, and spot a cave in the distance. “eddie, over there.” you point towards the cave. he nods and picks you up. you let out a startled noise as eddie sprints, trying to get out of the rain as fast as he could. the two of you duck into the cave and he settles you onto a relatively flat rock.
“you okay, sweetheart?” eddie kneels down to look at your face, you feel your face warm at the nickname and you nod. he sighs in relief, “good…” he looks out at the pouring rain, “we’ll have to wait for the rain to stop.”
you look out, lips pursing in annoyance, “yeah…” you sit back against the wall of the cave, the exhaustion catching up to you.
“you should sleep. i’ll- uh- wake you up when the rain stops.” he gives you a reassuring smile and you barely got out a thank you before you dozed off.
“she’s perfect”
“no.”
“eddie, i am hungry. you have been starving me for days.”
“she- i like her. you-you can’t eat her.” … “i’ll let you eat the next person we see, i swear. just… not her.”
“fine. i won’t eat her.”
“thank y-”
“however, i am still hungry. so what will you allow me to do?” you peek an eye open as you watch eddie whisper to himself, you hear him continue to argue to the air before huffing and relenting.
“fine. just… make it quick. the rain looks like it’ll stop soon.” he turns and you quickly shut your eyes tight.
‘keep your breathing even, (y/n). don’t let the crazy stranger you basically followed into a cave know you’re awake.’ you start to feel yourself panic at the realization. the rain continued to steadily pour outside.
“you awake, sweetheart?” eddie’s smooth voice crawls into your ear and you feel a hand on your thigh, your breath hitched at the feeling.
‘shit.’ you open your eyes slowly, pretending to just wake. you fake a yawn, testing your ankle as you stretch, “h-has the rain stopped?” you try to smile, wincing in pain.
eddie sits back onto his heels, putting your hurt foot onto his thigh. “no, the rain doesn’t seem like it’ll stop for a while…” he looks at you, eyes filled with worry. you try to pull back, but he grips your calf. “ankle still hurts?”
“y-yeah, but it’s fine. i think i can walk now.” you try to move, but eddie keeps his hold firm.
“no, it’s not safe.” he shakes his head. he starts to massage your ankle and you feel tears start to fall. he looks at you, worried. “hey, hey! it’s fine, just go back to sleep. i’ll wake you up when-”
“NO.” you start to hyperventilate, using your other leg to shove eddie off by the shoulder. he falls onto his butt in surprise. “i want to leave. now. i am going to leave now and-and you can’t stop me.” you grip the wall, pulling yourself up. eddie’s face wilts, hurt painting his face.
“i know you’re scared. i’m sorry.” he stands up, turning away from you to face the entrance. “i really would’ve rather done this when you were asleep.”
“done- done what?” you carefully move along the wall, keeping your distance. you pause as you see black tar start to envelop him. “what the fuck…” you watch as the black goo completely encases him, your head tilts up as the creature towers over you.
“hello, pretty.” it turns to look at you, giving you a sharp toothy grin. “our dear eddie was keeping you all to himself…” he stalks towards you, you limp back. “but at the end of the day, there is nothing eddie loves more than to share… with me.” he leans forward and you cower.
“p-please don’t. p-please don’t k-kill me.” a sob rips out of you as the creature opens his mouth. it barks out a loud laugh.
“i will not kill you.” his tongue stretches out to lick up your face, tasting your tears and leaving behind saliva. you shiver at the feeling. it grins as it’s face opens up. you watch eddie’s eyes shine with glee, “we am going to make you feel very, very, very good.”
#minors dni#yandere#x reader#yandere x reader#tw implied noncon#kidnapping#eddie brock#eddie brock x reader#eddie brock x venom#eddie brock x you#yandere eddie brock#yandere venom#dark!eddie brock#dark!venom#yandere marvel#happy kinktober#birthday month next month!!#i wrote all of this today almost 1000 words#idk if you guys can tell but im on a venom kick#i miss my wife tails#monster fucker#almost monster sex#its 10 pm i need to shower and also go to sleep i promised a halloween fic and here it is#im going to read this tomorrow and hate it but i love it now and thats what matters
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#im just like her fr
YELLOWJACKETS 105. Blood Hive
#im sorry shes so valid id suck too! i wouldnt wanna help id want 2 lie down and be depressed. its awful. shes 17. its okay she couldnt do it#think more ppl should give her a break#yellowjackets#yellowjacketsedit#jackie taylor#jackietayloredit#96yellowjackets#dailyflicks#tvedit#filmtvcentral#cinepix#**#like camping is fun for 3 nights max but i have a tent and food and comforts and i know im going home#after 3 nights i want my bed and shower
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mmm thoughts of private executioner!blade, who is high priestess!kafka's bodyguard. well, more like her guard dog, as many fearfully seem to think.
he is aloof and gruff and rough around the edges, his name capturing it perfectly. when in the eyes of the public he either keeps to himself or stands ready by kafka's side, but when out he lurks in the shadows ready and waiting to carry out her death orders.
you, yourself, haven't had very many pleasant encounters with him... if you can even call them that. that being said, you haven't had many pleasant encounters with anyone. notorious for your... less than pleasant disposition, for a lack of better words, you have more people who'd rather see you run through than those you can call a friend.
in a dog-eat-dog world, you had no choice but to protect yourself. that, however, ultimately became your demise.
"oh? so you're the one sent to kill me. can't say i'm all that surprised."
standing before you is the feared executioner. his sword is tucked inside the sheath attached to his hip, that ever-present dark swirl of an aura stifling the air. he doesn't say anything, instead opting to silently stare down at your slumped and worn-out form. you find that his gaze doesn't bother you; rather, it's oddly comforting knowing someone will see you in your last moments.
"i've never asked you for a favour before, so this will be my first and last request for you." in all honesty, you're not sure where this chattiness stems from. considering you're currently in a holding cell under the crime of attempted murder towards kafka (a poisoned wine you were most definitely framed for, though you can't say you were surprised) and are awaiting for your turn to be under the guillotine for your public execution, you probably should be a little desperate towards the private executioner in front of you.
and yet, your mind is nothing if not peaceful.
with a huff, you relay your request, "can you make sure it's quick? painless, preferably, but i'd rather you just get it over and done with."
silence blankets the cold chambers. moisture accumulated along the cobble ceiling drip in a steady rhythm, like a clock ticking away the seconds. it's unnerving, almost, how there is not a single sound other than your impending countdown.
"why?" comes his low mutter, effectively causing a ripple within the stagnant air. you almost think you misheard him, but his following words cease the thought, "why won't you ask me for help?"
had it not been for the abrupt shuffle and clanging against the metal bars, you would have never looked up to see him in your last moments.
his scarred hands gripping the metal until his knuckles turn a ghastly white and blood dripping from his palms is what greets your sight. as your gaze slowly trails up, you almost let loose a laugh of disbelief; who would have thought blade, the infamous guard dog of the high priestess, could make such a desperate expression? one looking as though his whole world crumbled before him, in which he can do nothing but sit and watch.
(you will never know of the anger and desperation which coursed through his veins the moment he heard of your predicament. had it been anyone else, he wouldn't have cared. but you're not anyone else; you're you — unapologetically, wholeheartedly. it didn't take him long to hunt down those behind it, cutting them down without thought and putting an end to their miserable lives. he rushed as soon as he could when kafka gave him the order, no thoughts other than you, you, you, occupying his mind.
you will never know of the anguish which overcame him when he found you in such a state, your once healthy complexion and defiant gaze reduced to nothing but a tiredness which had always sat quietly behind your disposition. he's almost positive the muscle which unwillingly keeps him alive tore at the seams from your request, the acceptance in which you displayed causing his mind to go astray. even as he damn-near begs you to rely on him for help — to run away with him to some place no one knows of you and start anew there — you merely smile, resigned and peaceful.
you will never know of how much blade is willing to put on the line for you, for you never made it to see the complete and utter carnage he wrecked in your name.)
#what was initially a teehee shower thought became an ueue scenario#this was going somewhere and and then it got longer and longer and then took a severely angsty turn wtf#originally was going to keep this on the blog but then i cried at the end and decided it had to be let free <//3#im sorry blade i love u i really do but that just means i need to put u through the emotional wringer haha... ha... a....#oh and also blade is kafkas bodyguard bc she promised to help find a way to cure him of his curse#(<- the mara/immortality equivalent wow we love unneeded lore !)#and yeah. this is me saying i have too many ideas and aus and idk what to do with myself so im blurting them out here#this is yet another cry for help 🥹#sophie talks : concepts <3#blade x reader#honkai star rail x reader#hsr x reader#blade x you#honkai star rail x you#hsr x you#honkai star rail imagines#hsr imagines
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GUYS WHAT DA FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT TBE FFUCKING FUCK
#ser yaps#THE SHOWER SELCA#IM LOSING IT#GUYS#HELP#IM NOT OK#WTF#IS GOING ONNNN#HAECHAN#lee donghyuck#ISTG
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