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omarfor-orchestra · 7 months ago

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I didn't succeed in making the fox but my knees sure felt it

#i will never stop thinking about it #i got the head right #and the eyes #but i couldn't figure the walk out #because the fucker JUMPS #HOW DO I JUMP IF I'M CRAWLING #or if I'm walking on all fours????#i wanna do that do #IT DOES NOT END HERE I PROMISE #*tho

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sillygoofyqueer · 4 months ago

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HEAR ME OUT!!! What about, right, an AU where the main MXTX couples are somehow dropped into modern times (or...transmigrated back, in Shen Yuan's case), but they're still obviously from historical times. Instead of panicking or getting concerned like everyone else, Shen Yuan immediately finds the nearest, biggest cosplay convention and drags them all there so he can show off their awesome "costumes" (a win is a win, no matter the specifics). Cut to the couples strolling through the con, with Luo Binghe looking out of his depth, Xie Lian questioning everything and Hua Cheng hating that he doesn't have the answers for once, Lan Wangji the picture of serenity despite everything, Wei Wuxian looking like he literally belongs there, and Shen Yuan. Literally the picture of smugness. Everyone gawking and him being like "Oh hell yeah. Take a wild look at us guys."

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non-un-topo · 5 months ago

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To the next adventure...

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[A drawing of Nicky, Joe, Quynh, and Andy from The Old Guard. They are all in profile, walking in a straight line facing the sun. They are dressed in medieval clothing and armour, and each carry their own weapons and bags. Nicky has his sword, a crossbow, a quiver of bolts, a dagger at his belt and another strapped to his ankle. Joe is holding his sword, a bag, and a coin purse. Quynh's bow is over her back, and her quiver is at her hip. Two daggers are strapped to her belt, one of them matching Nicky's. Andy is holding her axe, two bags, and a dagger. They each have serene expressions and closed eyes, as if they're not in a hurry. In the background, the seasons change from winter to spring, summer, fall. There is an old tree behind them, and its branches change with the seasons.]

#tog #the old guard #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #quynh #andromache of scythia #the old gays #siggy draws #FINALLY. this took... 3 months altogether? FUCK i miss these four.#apologies if my image description is super long. i really enjoy drawing all these tiny details...#director's commentary as usual:#when i draw stuff like this it's usually because i'm working on a big fic. and i am. but also it is taking me over a year so far #because i'm finishing my undergrad. but i do plan to finish the fic!#regardless they could be walking anywhere.#tried to keep it sometime around the 14th century. i always try to put them in clothes that reflect their personalities -#- and places of origin more or less.#andromache's mail is old af and not in good shape. only she and nicolo have spurs so i guess they would be the riders if they had horses #but i am not about to attempt to draw a horse lol #details i like: nicky's little hat to protect his hair from his chainmail. his and quynh's matching daggers. yusuf's fancy-boy armour.#quynh's leg wraps and her jerkin. and andy's super old chainmail and her whip braids <3 #where are they going? where did they come from? it's up to ye.

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gummi-ships · 3 months ago

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Kingdom Hearts 3 - Rage Form

#kingdom hearts 3 #kh3 #sora #rage form #arendelle #formchange #my gif #rage form is so intriguing #sora still behaves in a wild animalistic fashion similar to his anti form but it's different #anti form felt as if he relinquished all self control and acted strictly on instinct just like a heartless #he used to run around hunched over on all fours and fight tooth and claw with reckless abandon #but here you can at least see SOME semblance of who he is. he's able to wield his keyblade while in this form which is pretty major #he still fights in an absolutely chaotic and primal manner but it feels evolved #the big difference is you call upon rage form at will. he channels his rage and darkness in a desperate last resort to stay alive #which is very significant but he still loses some control like the ability to use of magic; items; shotlocks; etc #it's cool to see darkness used in this way but i really want sora to able to explore themes of darkness within himself in future games #i want these to be more than cool forms with fun gameplay. i want them to have implications that something dark is brewing and needs to be-#brought to the surface and tackled head on because we've never seen anyone capable of cloaking themselves in darkness in such a way #take riku's dark form for example. he's in control and he's very much still himself. it's entirely different #on another note i'm now thinking about how hp is fully restored when activating rage form but you have the choice to give it up again-#when using risk charge. it'll increase attack damage but you're still walking a dangerous line in the pursuit of power

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vaguely-concerned · 3 days ago

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even at this point in the story and with the romance well and truly confirmed it's very possible that lucanis has never seen even a sliver of rye's naked skin below the throat. very likely no one on the team has yet except possibly emmrich if rye got hurt in battle and needed help patching it up. high-necked watcher garb with gloves and all stay ON at all times. thank god for rye's sake that lucanis' history of romantic interest indicates that surprise bitch he could be kind of into that fhsdkjfas

#I'm a cool laid-back relaxed punk rock sort of leader and also person rook says during the solas regret study group meetings #sitting there with their meticulously gloved hands tightly balled into fists against the arms of their chair fhdsjkfhas #I think most of them know him well enough by now to realize exactly how full of shit he is about that tho lol #dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age: the veilguard spoilers #dragon age spoilers #oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar #Lucanis Dellamorte #rook x lucanis #rookanis #this is very much a two-way slow burn situation hahaha at least rye gets to gaze at lucanis' bare forearms during meetings #lucanis has to settle for having Feelings whenever he sees rye with their hair down #or the very rare and precious times they'll take their gloves off for a moment #(I don't get the sense that he minds)#one of my first ideas for their relationship even back before I even decided I was going to do the romance #was rook anxiously fussing over their clothes the day they were going back to the necropolis for the first time while lucanis looked on #in quiet bemusement as he realized he'd never seen rook be openly *nervous* before. 'are my robes... does this look...'#lucanis in the elevator down to the necropolis depths trying not to look at all the walking skeletons #and with the patience of a man who once waited four hours in the market for illario to try on gloves: 'your robes are flawless #(on this the third time you asked as well). do not worry about it. was that. was that a floating skull we just passed by'#'ah yes! professor korevel tends to have his morning walks for contemplation around this time between grading papers'#'...without legs?'/'he always said those just got in the way most of the time'#and rye finally admitting '...it's been a while since I was home'#and in that moment a common understanding dawning. 'ah. I -- think I understand the feeling'/'yeah...'#and basically the rest is history lol

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anotherdayforchaosfay · 11 months ago

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This applies to boots, dress shoes, sandals, and pretty much any other type of shoe.

PLEASE REBLOG

#poll #shoes #footware #until this year this most i had ever spent on a single pair of shoes was $75. they were custom made leather shoes i wore for my wedding #that was 17 years ago. before and after that i refused to spend more than $30. mostly because i'm poor and haaaaate shoe shopping #because of a healrh issue with my feet i had to toss out all but one pair of shoes this summer. that's four pairs of $20 shoes #when the issue was resolved my husband fucking dragged me to a shoe store and made me buy 'proper quality' shoes #i got a pair of white walking shoes made for extremely high arches. that ine pair cost me $100 USD. i was damn near crying when i saw that #number. my husband said it was either this or no shoes. because the $20 shoes are crap. i now own a pair of $20 crappy sandals and #one pair of walking shoes. he wants to take me to another shoe store so i can get boots for doing yardwork. everything i've seen is #$100+ and i'm in a damn near panic because in my mind that is waaaaaay too expensive for something that will be absolutely filthy

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 5 months ago

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"if monkie kid drops in that time I will simply combust" I'm guessing you got a little toasted?

Jokes on you I've been offline all week cause I was hanging out with a friend, what'd I miss?

#knox rambles #asks #anon #visualize me as i sit up with incredibly messy bed hair squinting #haven't even checked my notifs I actually deleted tumblr so i wouldn't get distractedLGKMAWEF #back on there now #I'm a little SLEEPY--what is my favourite ducktales fanfic author doing in my notifs hello??#OKAY LISTEN UP Y'ALL IF I MISSED ANY OF YOUR TAGS SORRY I AINT' SCROLLING DOWN THROUGH ALL THAT #i am still not entirely awake i'ma be honest i have been going kinda nonstop for what?? four weeks now??#june was BUSY anyway hi i live uh what happened-#actually went on a two hour walk this morning with enough library books in my bag that my librarian was like 'don't fall over' and to be #fair they did weigh a fairly heavy amount i am zzzzzz now if i get an ipad i'm going to draw for asks again BRAIN SCATTERED HOPE Y'ALL #DOING WELL #ALSO HELLO??? NEW FOLLOWERS?? HI GUYS UH WHERE'D YOU ALL COME FROM I HAVEN'T EVEN POSTED IN A WEEK WHATSHAPPENING-

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aeolianblues · 7 months ago

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one last thing I will say on that topic. Americans getting upset about you calling out Zionism. When you're not talking about Judaism or in fact, about religion at all. When you're talking about a national military funded by a country that has been dropping bombs on the middle east since the 1980s. But then I suppose when people who are so so so comfortable with equating a whole religion, or further a whole entire group of multiple ethnicities, with simply 'terrorism', are criticised on any aspect of their wrongdoings of course they must think we're talking about their whole religion. Literally every word is a projection.

#I lost all respect for that person honestly. I used to think they were quite cool. I put up with a lot of blatantly horrendous shit thinking #'surely it's only a defensive thing. Surely they're only talking about the sadness within their community rather than actively supporting #the mass killings of thousands of people. Surely they're a teacher they've got to have that empathy with kids being murdered'#No! The fucking full clownshow. And now I've been feeling like an idiot all day— like why did I go 'let it slide' x 100 #why should *they* walk away feeling like they've got some sort of moral superiority here and why should I feel like I've been struck down?#Why am I the idiot that didn't block them four months ago #Anyway sorry to everyone who's had to watch me spam about one (1) negative interaction *all day long* it will subside soon #I'm just stinging from the fucking. Utter blindness.#We've always said someone's comfort doesn't override someone else's right to survival #as a literal genderqueer person they KNEW that. They'd uttered the same fucking sentence #but alas the pinkwashing that makes me so frustrated with Americans sometimes. It magically doesn't apply where racism is concerned ✨😃#The US really is bombs dropped by rainbow-painted aircrafts; that meme should not be this accurate #anyway I'm glad that person is not in my life anymore. I'm glad my dash has one less abomination to repeatedly show up on it #and I have every right to be angry and I will be. I just won't bother you lovely folks with it

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emblazons · 1 year ago

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cut because I still remember that anon that said they prefer my fencesitting LMFAO

We as a people really need to spend some time with our byler elders (@kaypeace21 and co) because I promise you they figured out Mike was gay years before the "uppity" analysts of today did....and have pulled out / contextualized evidence even I think is crazy to read considering it was based on S3 alone 😂

Like? The fact that someone, arguably the strongest of the analysts of the fandom in their day, was writing “why I think Mike is gay and not Bi” and "what Mike said was projection of him not liking girls" in August 2019 with shit word for word bar for bar telling you the framework that brought us S4 Mike…friend you were a prophet before your time, and they maligned u for telling the truth, and now that we all see your vision people still think its debatable LMAO

#gay mike wheeler #the fact that the analysts of old who predicted ALMOST ALL we saw in S4 and walking into S5 were saying the same things we are #BEFORE #when that was the most fringe opinion you could have....lmao #I'm not starting discourse about this again but. like. the weight of your strongest analysts all taking the same side FOUR YEARS AGO?#the evidence in one direction is...much stronger. lets just say that LMAO #people DEFINITELY didn't understand kaypeace either tho so. Can't say I'm surprised its still a 'debate' even if much less so ☠️#also now thinking about the Elliott/ET parallel somehow didnt AUTOMATICALLY undermine a romantic mlvn reading from the pitch for folks LMFA #stranger things #the me tag

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mishkakagehishka · 10 months ago

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"We're old moms, we can't wait to stop breastfeeding so we can get [very excited, shrill even] botooooox!!!"

We are never making it out of the patriarchy.

#every time i open instagram i see videos promoting botox for the moment you turn 20 and face lifts and plastic surgery #and skincare regimens that are not care at all but just fifty products to torture your skin (and spend money!!)#the ties between the patriarchy and capitalism that support one another are terrifying.#but not even that . i feel like i'm going insane #how did we in this day and age normalise so much of this shit #what happened to feminism... why am i seeing a man who works as a plastic surgeon #talking about ''when a client walks in and i know EXACTLY what she needs to change so i am able to get her to #sign up for four more procedures asides from the one she came here for ^_^'' i'm going to kill you.#beat you with rocks. do you guys know botox is a bacteria? do you guys know about botulism?#you throw away a can of food because it's slightly dented so you don't die from botulism #but you inject it straight into your forehead because someone told you signs you #lived a long life full of expressing your emotions guilt-free was what made you ugly #the way i see influencers who will call themselves feminists talk about those wrinkle-free straws... don't sleep on your side #don't breathe wrong don't crease your eyebrows don't smile don't cry don't drink from straws #you're all fucking insane. and wrinkles are caused by your skin losing elasticity. you will STILL have wrinkles #if you live long enough that is (<- can you see why it's a blessing?)

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microwave-magician-selfships · 2 months ago

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Can't wait to get home and play game with the *giggles and kicks my feet cause I'm far too shy to say it* yyyknnnoooowwwwwww

#I only have a little bit of it left and that saddens me a little :(#like I'll be happy to complete it but aww #just like finishing all well enjoyed games..#though the other Disney Infinity mode I played I got like 8 or so hours of it #so I like to live under the implication that I can milk 3-4 hours out of the next four or so missions #I will just walk everywhere verryyyy slowellyyyy #I wish there were more cutscenes though. There was like three and I'm mainly only counting the opening and ending one #self shipping #selfship #self ship #selfshipping #though i suppose the other one wasnt crazy full of cutscenes either. just gotta live off the dialog with official voice actors #you dontt know how happy that makes me

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iamespecter · 2 months ago

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I KEEP HITTING MY FUCKING RIGHT ARM AND SHOULDER INTO EVERYTHING BECAUSE MY ENTIRE RIGHT SIDE IS JUST A BLIND SPOT THANKS TO THE (STILL PRESENT) PINK EYE

GOD IT'S SORE ALL OVER

#Ziku's insane rambles #I'm going insane. I am going feral #I am going to K I L L #Now I get why Odin from God of War just bumps into everything #It's just like Mimir said: “You don't really miss depth till it's gone”#Annoyed at this situation I can't wait to get my FULL eyesight back #At this point I've bumped into chairs; open windows THAT ARE METAL BTW; stairs; tables; and couches #I've also accidentally closed my fingers onto the door gap because my ass couldn't see #My thighs are not immune to this either I've resorted to crab walking on tighter spaces just to not hit myself #ALL IN THE SPAN OF FOUR/FIVE DAYS NOW I THINK

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le-velo-pour-dru · 3 months ago

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I thought that by your senior year, you'd figure out that those "My friend wants to ask you out on a date" "EWW NO BRO I NEVER SAID THAT" type jokes aren't funny, but lo and behold, I got one of them pulled on me yesterday

#dru speaks #as soon as i realized what was going on i just said 'ok whatever' and walked away from them 😭#i really don't understand what those are all about #does the first person think i'm ugly and that's why they chose me specifically?#do they just want to embarass their friend by implying they're into someone they're not?#idk. i truly don't get it #but what i do know is that kind of joke is really stupid XP #it's been pulled on me at least like three or four times throughout my life so i'm seriously over it by now

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front-facing-pokemon · 1 year ago

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#this one's like a fucking mystery. who's that pokémon?? what pokémon is this?? you can't fucking tell unless you open the cut or read below #where i tag what pokémon it is. i think i'm gonna put this one's tags above the actual name of the pokémon just to throw y'all for a loop #because this one? i don't even KNOW what counts as front-facing. i'm ASSUMING it's the top one?? but the prey eyes are just #unbelievable so i included that one under the cut. i don't even know if i can consider that “prey eyes” at this point. what is this thing??#what's the thing protruding?? a mouth?? it doesn't lend itself to making it look any more like a moon! it just— it just protrudes!!#i really just don't understand. what or why this pokémon is or exists. what type is it? pure psychic?#nnnNNAURP rock/psychic. can't believe i forgot about the rock typing considering the way that guy with the solrock in swsh #raid battles used it. whatever i think i've successfully revealed what pokémon this is by now #lunatone #and yes‚ i know now that zangoose walks on all fours in pmd. THANK YOU!!! FOR TELLING ME. EVERYONE ON TUMBLR #i got it when the first person told me. i looked them up. i saw them. with my eyes. i feel like i've talked about pmd enough in these tags #and in asks that i've answered that you all should know how much of a pmd fan i am by now but i guess it's GOOD TO CONFIRM #perhaps no one really does read these tags. unless they have an opportunity to correct me. lasered in on that #i'm not like mad i'm just like WOW everyone told me. that is SO many people telling me after the first one did and i know SO hard #anyway. i'm gonna go remove these tags from the dusclops post. pphhhheew

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fluentisonus · 4 months ago

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homesick tbh. :(

#on a practical level i really wouldn't want to live anywhere but here. but i miss home so much sometimes #thoughts #also it's almost exactly four years since the fire & I'm still having dreams all the time of walking through buildings that don't #exist anymore . and i hate august

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ichorblossoms · 10 months ago

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i have GOT to draw yarrow as this image. he's been around for ten months what am i even DOING

#well. i am going to bed soon is what i am doing. however #we'll see if meme shit wins out over the other ten oc ideas i'm fighting to execute at any given time tee hee #today was a fun one i was slogging through my client work all day then i took a walk made some white boy enchiladas then proceeded #to bust out sketches of non-work shit for. i think four hours?#got an Idea for smthin fun we'll see if i can execute it before valentine's day in. a week <3 #also i've been feeling chatty i might be more active on here this week idk #rambles

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