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AM I LATE? OKAY OKAY COUGH UHHH IMMA TRY AND MAKE THIS QUICK.
Either Cosmo x Young (around 9?) sibling reader...Some Plot: not a lot of people like us since we act differently from their favorite and it continues to repeat into bulling for weeks and weeks until one day we come up crying to them and then we start to explain that we were getting bullied for just being different and go explaining what they did. Then Cosmo procedded to confront the person (not sure what you want but something like that and then Cosmo ends up reporting them to the handlers.
Im sorry if it's not clear but I hope this wasn't too late! It really just angst to fluff
Nope, you’re not late at all! This is a unique and intriguing prompt. It did challenge me a bit, but I hope it meets your expectations!
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♫ Summary: Cosmo helps his bullied little sibling
♫ Character(s): Cosmo (Dandy’s World)
♫ Reader Pronouns: Non Specified
♫ Genre: Short Story, Angst, Comfort
♫ Word Count: 567
♫ Warning(s): Mentions of Bullying, Physical Abuse
You remember every name you’ve been called but how many times? You’ve lost count. It’s been more than enough. And every time you ask them why they’re so cruel, they just laugh in your face, calling you a freak, a no-show, a good-for-nothing weirdo—just because you’re different from the other toons. You don’t fit in.
According to them, there’s nothing special about you. That’s their excuse for treating you so horribly. And for a while, you believe them. Why wouldn’t you? If they keep pushing, shoving, and yelling, they must be right… right?
You endure their cruelty for weeks, letting them hurl insults and knock you around because you think you deserve it. But today, they take it too far. One of them shoves you to the ground, spitting out the same tired words you’ve heard a hundred times before. Then comes the first kick. Then another. And another. They don’t stop until they’ve had their fill and walk away, leaving you curled up in a ball, trembling and sobbing, trying to shield yourself from the pain.
The moment they’re gone, you scramble to your feet, ignoring the throbbing in your back, and run. Run to the one place you know is safe. Run to the one person who can help you.
Cosmo is in the kitchen, casually baking cupcakes—something he and Spout have done countless times. Lately, he’s always in the kitchen, experimenting with new recipes, even when his best friend isn’t around to help. He slides a tray into the preheated oven, wipes the sweat from his forehead, and then hears the front door creak open, followed by soft sniffles.
The second he sees you—his little sibling, tear-streaked and shaking—he rushes over, not caring about the batter-covered mess on his hands.
“Hey, what’s wrong, buddy?” His voice is gentle but filled with concern.
You sniffle, trying to wipe away your tears, but they keep falling no matter how hard you try. “They keep hurting me…”
“Who keeps hurting you?”
“A group of bullies.” You hiccup, voice breaking. “They keep hurting me because I’m a freak!”
Without hesitation, Cosmo pulls you into a warm hug, shushing you softly. “You’re not a freak. You never were, and you never will be.”
He rubs your back in slow, soothing circles, his embrace melting away some of the fear.
“How about we bake some cupcakes together? And after that…” He pulls back slightly, giving you a knowing look. “Would you mind showing me who those meanies are?”
You nod without hesitation. You trust him. You feel safe with him.
After sharing a fresh batch of cupcakes, you lead Cosmo to the ones who have been tormenting you for weeks. He sends you back to the kitchen with a simple request—to clean up a little while he handles things.
An hour passes before he finally returns, looking somewhere between satisfied and angry. As he steps inside, his eyes flick to the kitchen, clearly impressed by how spotless it is.
“What took you so long?” you ask.
“Oh, I was just dealing with those mean people.”
“What happened?”
“Nothing bad! I told the toon handlers everything, so they definitely won’t be bothering you anymore.”
You gasp, then throw your arms around him. “Thank you, Cosmo.”
“Of course. Anything for you, bud.” He hugs you back, a small smile on his face, relieved that you’re finally safe.
Everything will be okay now.
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MISSUS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
textless ver + closeups under cut
#shui draws#mythic quest#david brittlesbee#brad bakshi#baksbee#braddavid#i spent . 7 hours . on this#maybe i should be put down like a dog#you can tell where all that time went ...#i already hate this but thats probably just cause it took me like . a week to draw this#oh well . this is probably gonna flop anyways#or get some people calling me a weirdo for it#but . im going to live my transfem nonbinary david truths
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still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)
anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#calling dibs on skeleton kisses as the name of my band#man scully is just a delightful little weirdo and i'm enjoying him immensely#(i'm going with scully until we get something official just because it makes me think of x-files)#(スカリー is also how the agent's name is transliterated and i don't know if it was intentional but i love it as a bonus reference)#(i want to believe™)#gosh though#'no one at school likes me because i won't shut up about halloween and jack skellington' i'm feeling VERY attacked right now twst#look scully your people are out there#just get on the forums and -- oh wait you're probably from like the 1800s or something#(my theory is that he's from the past and there's just some Book Magic going on to bring us together)#(LOOK they made a point of saying that the book fair has been held annually for a super long time)#a hot topic goth born before hot topic was invented...so sad 😔#i dunno i could be wrong but that feels like a good working theory for now#if it wasn't for mal sensing twsty ~magic~ on him i would think he's like. a christmas elf who's going to kidnap jack in a reverse-nmbc#(not ruling that out though because it would be amazing)#god all the sprites in this event look AMAZING. loving the desaturated colors and the extra drawn-on lines 😍#i'm genuinely kinda sad that we aren't gonna get to see every character like this#who knows...maybe halloweentown will be imperiled again next year...#come back and destroy my keys again please#(that said i'm doing weirdly well so far?)#(i promised i'd save for sebek and just do cursory pulls to get the SRs and not hope for the SSRs)#(...but then leona jumpscared me four coffins in anyway. halloween magic is REAL)
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“In general I find the idea of being with a man disgusting but I don’t find it disgusting with him”
- spoken by a lesbian
#then I call myself straight yet I find it disgusting in every way LOOLLLL MAYBE IM NOT STRAIGHT AT ALL 😭#except maybe that one hs guy but like#I think I’d be disgusted if I learned more about him#dora daily#though I’m#not gay because I literally have no comment about women they’re just there yk IDK HOE TO EXPLAIN IT#though the reason I’m disgusted is cause there is not a single normal dude I’ve met ever 😭 they’re all grotesque PLS GOD I JUST EANT TO MEET#A NORMAL DUDE NOT FOR ANY REASON APART FROM HAVING HOPE THEY EXIST#I want to prove myself right that they exist LOL#like I have my dad and brother (they’re not the best examples of good dudes) then my little brother (but he’s too young for me to form an#opinion)#Then my cousins … no comment uhm#yeah lowkey weirdos for liking a girl who was in primary school while they were in middle or high school#then there’s the randoms irl who no matter how well things seem to go they always say something weird that makes you go of course he said#that he’s a man 😭#had to take a step back when mashaAllah boy said he sympathises with the dude who killed women because he was a loser who couldn’t get a gf#BRUH#it’s through this that I realise to some extent how bad relationships have a grip on people and just how much I clearly don’t understand#about others. IF I GET HARASSED INTO MARRIAGE PLS I JUST WANT AN AROACE DUDE LIKE LISTEN IF ALHAITHAM WAS IRL I WOULD BE THRIVING CAUSE HES#VERY AROACE IN MY HEART#I just want to co exist with someone like in an ultimate bestie kind of way is that too much to ask 😓
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“so sad being a harry potter fan/jkr stan and a transphobe pick a struggle” ok but how’s it a struggle? ?? because weird losers i don’t know will try to bully me on the internet ??? y’all are just smug because you were nobody in high school and now you feel like you win at life because you have internet clout from tweens and perverted adult men plus the duds who jumped on the bandwagon because they have zero values and beliefs of their own …. like stop projecting i promise no one gives a fuck that you’re “different” it’s still annoying and your green shaved head and mushroom tattoo aren’t punk or even really that cool at all….get a grip fr …anyways i’m gonna struggle by A) being objectively right and B) enjoying my childish stories that have no shortage of material (and more on the way!) to keep me entertained
#feminism#jk rowling#harry potter#this applies to everyone#males and females#gay or not#trans identified or not#like so much if this movement is deadass made up of people who were unpopular in high school. and now they get off on being internet famous#and i was a huge loser in high school too so this isn’t some stance on social hierarchy#it’s just the kids who never got over not being cool when it actually meant something#so they’re trying to make it mean something now#and the saddest thing is that you’re still losers#and the biggest tell is that followers will always remain neutral#favouring the side of the cool people#hence the male he amount of silent so called allies#they’re gonna switch sides when this one goes under i’m afraid#anyways like it’s always the people who want attention who are the worst about this stuff#like i’m a huge harry potter fan. i was not popular in high school. people barely knew who i was#that is not something that was cool in the 2010s#but i’m still a fan and i’m not ashamed of that because i’m not just gonna flop on my interests and principles#and i’m not gonna let some weirdo who probably does actual weird shit make me feel bad about like one of the most beloved book franchises#of all time#when they were prob the types of weirdos having orgies under the stairs and grooming eachother and speaking japanese they learned from anime#anyways. i don’t know im just rambling im mad and tired and all seething and i want to bully someone about it
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#for such a sweet positive and happy person louis sure has got some miserable fans jfc#everyday I see tags (not from people I follow of course)#talking shit about every single person around L#'his teah is useless other musicians only use him for clout..'#*team#his sisters too#hell I just saw someone bitching about niall not being supportive ?!#don’t even get me stared on H…#these ''fans'' (r*ds solos whatever..) truly think think the entire world is against him#that no one is good enough to be associated with him in any way#treating him like he has no agency no say in his life his career his friends and collaborators ?!#like they are his tRuE fAnS#he’s out there being literal sunshine#and these people are just acting like he would appreciate their hateful spiteful b.s.#he would fucking hate it!#r*ds should be called sads cause that’s what they are#like.. stfu#fucking weirdos..#.
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This connection is supposed to be symmetrical.
#ineffablefool original post#not good omens#it's been like this for over a day now and customer support has no ETAs no explanation#although if you keep escalating up their chain then you'll keep getting completely different mutually contradictory details!#pretty cool how they're one of exactly two options for broadband in this very much not rural area#and the other option is the one where we tried to switch to them once but their installer guy was 100% incompetent#and responded to our saying 'do not go in this one room' by going 'nah it's fine' and strolling on in there anyway#(he left the room eventually but it was definitely not until he was good and ready)#(imagine letting a service person into your house and then they decide to wander around in an off-limits room for a couple minutes#while you are standing there insisting firmly that they Do Not#it is *so awkward*#and what do you do like?? call the cops??? dude will just leave the room before they show up and then you look like a weirdo)#he also promised to not knock an access hole in a specific area of wall but then when he got outside he just went ahead and did it anyway#and just left it there for us to find when we went outside after he'd gone#i seldom hope people get fired but gosh i hope that at some point he got fired#ANYWAY i guess what i'm saying is that i would like a pretty angel to give me hot chocolate + listen to my woes + miracle them all better#but who doesn't amirite?
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In my top 5 favorite recurring bits on Match Game, my number 1 might actually be when Charles Nelson Reilly writes one of his novella answers (especially when it doesn’t match and is way better than the contestant’s answer [I also love Brett’s novella answers but they are almost always So Stupid {affectionate}]).
Match Game ‘77 Episode 992 Question: When 97-year-old Mr. Pervis died, he went out in style. Pervis went backstage at Radio City Music Hall, and the Rockettes _____ed him to death.
Contestant (kind of a dickbag, tbh): Tap Danced
Charles Nelson Reilly:
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They high kicked him in their 4th of July costumes on the Nativity set with the orchestra playing to the tune of “Hello, Dolly!”with new lyrics: “Goodbye, Mr. Pervis!”
#match game#charles nelson reilly#I Love him so much#also this contestant… gave a lot of questionable answers and only won two games because his opponent both times blanked out#Fannie gave him both his super match top answers and he still chose Richard for the head to head and he heavily implied it was because#he thought she was stupid. like… she matched with your questionable answers. and 7 times out of 10 she gives a weirdo answer on purpose#so that if some contestant says something off the wall they might have a chance to get a point#like… she isn’t that bonkers irl she’s just creative enough to play so on tv to help idiots like you win money#even though I think he’s overrated there are a lot of qualities I really like about Richard Dawson and one is that he seems to genuinely#think all the other panelists are clever and respects them and hypes them especially Fannie who is often the butt of jokes because#of her match game’s Mae West persona and her spelling and that she’s a good sport#I also love how he always advocates for contestants to get more matches and money. like he really cares that it’s fair and people win#even gene who’s usually pretty neutral when it comes to choosing a panelist for the head to head was shaming this contestant#for discounting Fannie. and the audience was with him—wolf whistling at her a lot and booing the contestant lol.#(the wolf whistles and cat calls were especially 😂 to me because the Pretty Girl was Lee Meriwether Miss America Catwoman)#match game monologue transcriptions nobody asked for#like sure Lee meriwether is easy on the eyes but Our Sex Symbol is goofy lesbian Fannie Flagg 💁♀️#they repeated this question on match game syndicated and Again Lee meriwether was the Pretty Girl and Fannie Flagg was the Weird Girl#and the contestant didn’t know who the rockettes were and Fannie made Lee demonstrate with her#needless to say it was a little overstimulating to me
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I think a 10yo just got attached to me in genshin and if this keeps up its gonna make me not wanna play cuz I don't wanna come off as mean if I have to tell her to give me some space, but I wanna play in peace ya know?
#she came into my world i think saturday night or sunday morning. thats how long i played. and chatted for a minute then left#then the second i logged on this morning she immediately hopped in and started calling me Ed#and she was asking questions and im polite so i answered and she was like you can ask me questions#and since she asked how old i was i asked back snd she was all uh um well im 10#and thats fine to me cuz im not gonna be a weirdo anyway#but then she asked if i had a wife and i said no im not interested in girls so thats probably when she was sure i was a safe adult#and someone else joined and she dm'ed me that she didnt like him and right after he left so did she#and when i opened my world back up later she immediately popped in again#and wanted me to go to whatever a playstation party is while i was doing a quest and i had to politely tell her no twice#and then it segwayed into material hunting with her so i could still do something productive in game at least#but at one point she called me her bff and started talking about how she just got a phone#and im worried she may end up asking for my number or something. like hell nah#like. im all for being friendly and playing a game together and casual chatting. again. i have no intention of EVER being a weirdo#but shes coming off as immediately REALLY attached and i dont need to be going through shit like that again#ive had people get REALLY attached to me in some games previously and not leave me alone while im trying to play#and then they blow up at me when i ask for some space. so i dont wanna deal with that again#especially from a 10yo. i really dont wanna upset anyone by rejecting them or asking for space#but sometimes its too much and i just wanna do what i want in the game#and i kinda really dont wanna have a 10yo tailing me the whole time i wanna play#especially cuz shes 10 ya know? friends are cool but im a little too old to be a bff to her imo#i think i'll just try keeping my world closed when i log off so i wont log on and she immediately pop in first thing#i dont wanna block her off completely cuz i dont mind if she comes by every once in a while. just not all the time ya know?#personal
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i had a mini dnd session the other day to do backstory planning and learn more about how my abilities work bc im too neurodivergent and a minor to even handle playing dnd most of the time. anyway i teleported a dude into a pocket dimension to secretly kill him so i think i figured out how to do shit
#wow turns out when im not stressed out and can actually roleplay#i CAN have fun doing activities other people do and im NOT just a broken inhuman weirdo who doesnt get emotions? wild#i still have way too much neuroses for dnd than whats called for#but i guess thats what happens when socializing in groups is hard AND some of the people around me put so much into it#its just wild how much it so specifically sucks for the way my brain works lol#i have no visual imagination reading is hard for me if theres any distraction (i cant filter any noise out) and i have audio processing lag#anyway i feel validated after talking about it more in therapy tho lmao
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It's always been so disappointing to be a shipper and somebody who sobs over the NOTION of narrative potential and be deeply deeply moved by stuff I'm told I'm a crybaby over but to always be disappointed on some level with most romance. Not quite there. Not quite it. Even Reylo was that way, though it got quite close. So you'll have to understand there is something damnably precious about Jaune and Cinder to me.
#knightfall#I feel bad about being invested in things#it's vulnerable#and scary#and you get called a weirdo#because it's late at night and you're crying over Paul Atreides again#and I can hardly fucking stand the mention of Muad'Dib#I rewatched some of Dark the other night and I was a complete wreck#but when people try to make your existence smaller#maybe it's not a good thing#because I don't really want to be alive most of the time#and getting in touch with something that is sincere to me is meaningful#and something that tells you there is beauty in the world#is meaningful
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not putting it in the tags bc those r visible now but that video reminds me of this guy i have blocked in a server i’m in cuz they won’t stop being horny for jack horner. like explicit nsfw in sfw channels. and that’s not even the topic of the server. so yeah that’s what i wanna do to them.
#you ever meet a discord weirdo & ur like “oh this is the only server you’re in.”#testing making posts unrebloggable bc joke threats of violence got us called out on a different blog#by some “trigger warnings trigger me” person who thought i was vagueing them when we don’t even follow them.#and then being like “you’d know why that’d upset me” no i don’t? i don’t know u man.#oh that person was a discord weirdo too.#we were in one server together for like a few weeks and they act like we know them personally when we didn’t even know them#they just won’t shut up about having been in that server & getting kicked from it#but yeah idk man i encourage everyone to join multiple servers. have more than one website/profile on said websites.#diversify the people you encounter.
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The reason I said anti Selina/Batcat isn't bc Batcat = Selina. It's because for some reason there are so many antis of Selina and/or Batcat that feel the need to go out your way and leave rude and unnecessary comments on Selina and/or Batcat posts. I find both types of people equally annoying, so I lump you both together in my tags simply for my own convenience. Sorry you wasted your time writing that stupid essay on a false assumption.
On Tumblr you'll find there's etiquette in fandom spaces, especially in pro/anti spaces. If you're an anti actively roaming in a pro space for the sole reason to kick up a fuss, then yeah, you're a dick and you aren't welcome or wanted by people in that space, whether or not it's public post. You're used to being a troll on twitter, so you've clearly never learnt how to navigate fandom spaces politley. But at least here on Tumblr, checking the tags on someone elses post about a ship you hate just to have a tantrum about it, is actually more in line of a 'toxic fan'.
I have 2 questions okay do Selina Kyle and Tali al Ghul hate each or at least jealous of each other and what would you say is the difference between the bat and cat relationship form tali and bat's relationship besides kids?
I don’t think Talia is even aware of Selina, and vice versa, in the New 52? I don’t really keep up to date these days… D: (Please enlighten me if they are, ‘cause that would be fun(ny))
That said, in the past Talia has stated that of all the women Bruce has been involved with, it’s her and Selina he loves most. But Talia’s actions in Gotham City Sirens, ordering Zatanna to wipe out Selina’s memories of Bruce (after Selina was kidnapped to manipulate her into revealing Batman’s true identity), signifies some kind of resentment and fear. On the other hand, earlier in Batman: Hush she shrewdly observes and dare I say acknowledges Bruce’s feelings for Selina.
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If we look back even earlier at the Pre-Crisis comics, there is a lot of yoyoing going on. Selina does get visibly upset seeing Talia and Bruce together, with Robin (!) trying to comfort her.
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In another instance, Selina and Talia actually worked together with Bruce …
… and quite amicably at that. (This is one of the most disconcerting yet charming pages I’ve seen)
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Ultimately, Selina and Talia each play different parts in Bruce’s life. Their "tolerance" for each other largely depends on the writer’s intentions, which tends to err on the baffling side when it comes to Talia especially, I think—which is disappointing because I quite like Talia in her own right. I don’t think there’s hate precisely, just antagonism created from dramatic circumstances. And certainly there’s a dose of jealousy too.
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As for the differences between the Bat/Cat and Bat/Talia relationships, it’s rather like comparing apples with oranges, isn’t it? Plus, I really don’t want to start a shipping war—I still carry the scars from other fandoms! I suppose if I’m flippant one main difference is that Selina does not inherit an evil league of assassins led by her supervillain of a father (!).
But I’ll broaden my answer by highlighting what makes Selina a cut above all of Bruce’s other romantic interests. Because this is a BatCat blog, and I can. :P
Notably, Bruce and Selina have the longest history together, since day one, which gives them credible iconic status above all other pairings. We are lucky to have over 70 years of BatCat in all its colourful and nuanced iterations, be that in comic books, animations, to live action TV/film. But I think the difference above all differences is the fact that Bruce chose Selina as his wife, and she him.
Yeah, but what does that mean? And hang on, wasn’t that all retconned? That doesn’t apply anymore.
Well, actually they’re still around. But it underlines several things. That Bruce and Selina consider each other equals in all respects. It means two exceptionally traumatised, guarded and lonely figures can find profound solace and humanity in each other, and make such a commitment to each other. They trust each other to let all their inhibitions go. There is no coercion, no ulterior motive—they literally unmask in front of each other.
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And yes, on Earth 2, Bruce willingly waits for Selina while she does time in penitentiary; he retires as Batman; he and Selina marry and have a daughter, Helena, and together they enjoy a period of great happiness (unfortunately cut short by Selina’s death).
Despite all of Selina’s mischief and criminal ways, Bruce always lets her go. Why? Why does he pamper her so? What is it about Selina that makes her the exceptional ‘bad girl’?
1) Selina surprises Bruce (often in the most delicious ways):
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2) Selina brings excitement into Bruce’s dreary life.
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3) They can even do normal romantic couple things like dating.
In costume …
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… or out.
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4) Selina keeps Bruce humble:
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5) Selina understands the burden:
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5) Selina gives Bruce hope.
For humanity …
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… or a happier life.
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6) Selina and Bruce are partners … no matter what either tries to deny.
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I don’t believe any other character can fulfil all of these aspects so well and so naturally as Selina. Talia, Vicki, Silver, Shondra, Vesper, Zatanna, Diana, Sasha … they do not have such open access to Bruce and Batman the way Selina does. She is the only woman who can accept every part of Bruce. And Bruce—for all his immense wealth, intelligence, and prowess—really is helpless when it comes to falling in love. As he himself admits, only one woman really holds his heart—that one woman is Selina.
So, time and time again writers will experimentally or desperately pair Bruce up with other women. There may be retcons, reboots, temptations, mind-wipes, amnesia, pseudo-deaths, parallel universe crossings/trappings or time travel, but at the end of the day it’s always the love story between Bruce and Selina, Batman and Catwoman, that endures the test of time.
Always.
#lets not act like youre nothing but a troll who wants attention ive noticed youve been begging multiple batcat blogs over the last few days#savour this brief attention bc its all youre getting from me 😚#find a new hobby that doesnt include being an ass on other people posts...maybe invest that time to learn some manners idk#anyway enjoy the very exclusive club called blocked ✌#actual weirdo behavior stg its always the twitter users#responses#brutalias being dumb
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I have a complicated relationship with the concept of microlabels and more specifically aspec microlabels, because on one hand I have nothing against people who want to use a term that more closely describes their experiences it's literally none of my business good for them etc. but on the other hand I do think that sometimes people feel pushed to use microlabels because there are sooo many misconceptions about what asexuality and aromanticism actually are. so for example people who are just discovering their identity will try to connect with other aspecs, realize their experiences don't fully match every other aspec's experiences and get insecure, and that leads to interactions like "is it normal that I'm aromantic but I like shipping and romcoms?" "that actually means you're aegoromantic!" like it doesn't have to! it literally doesn't have to you don't have to identify as aego you can just call yourself aromantic! I feel like it would be way more productive to put effort into dispelling the idea that there's a 'proper' way to be asexual/aromantic instead of creating a microlabel for every experience that doesn't match common stereotypes.
and I'm gonna talk about asexuality specifically here because asexuality is still talked about so much more often (sorry to the aroallo warriors out there) but we've, and I can only assume this is a consequence of the stupid fucking ace discourse, internalized this weird idea that anyone who doesn't 100% fit into the category of 'never felt sexual attraction ever + no libido + sex-repulsed + never even THINKS about sex' either needs to use a microlabel or maybe even isn't really asexual. I've genuinely seen people ask "can I be asexual if I masturbate" "can I be asexual if I think this fictional character is hot" like YES? YES OBVIOUSLY? who is making you feel like you can't call yourself asexual point them out in the crowd for me tell me their name and their home address.
not to mention the fringe group of idiots (and I'll be real it's mostly weirdo terfs saying this shit) who are like "ohhh I feel bad for the REAL asexuals IF they even EXIST because these STRAIGHT people who don't put out on the first date are HIJACKING their community" which pisses me off so bad every time I see it. who the fuck are you to speak for me? keep your forked tongue behind your teeth etc etc.
like idk! people are totally allowed to call themselves aceflux and quoiromantic and fray and litho and whatever they want, but they should never feel like they have to! and it's become abundantly clear that some are being made to feel like they have to.
#posting this on the fr blog because like 80% of you are aspec I've seen your icons I've seen your pride dragons I know what you are.#asexual#aromantic#aroace#not fr
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was all \( ̄︶ ̄*\)) about poasting on a kpop community on dw, but then i noticed an introduction post! yay! i love introduction posts! except oops, you gotta introduce yourself with a name, like normal people do. stressing
#shrimp thoughts#so this might be a shock to some. but shrimp is not what i'd consider a name. it's like a jokey nickname that i started to use towards#myself and then just went along w/ it. i COULD crowdsource but i'm incredibly picky and i don't want people to feel bad#i also could yknow just come up w/ something on my own but what's the guarantee that i won't grow to dislike it/feel that it's not “mine”#anymore. i'm your typical overly sensitive shy kid irl so when i tried going by eliza in uni it was like one teacher makes a face -> i get#self-conscious about being the only weirdo who doesn't go by their given name like a normal person -> when people naturally get confused#or call me by my given name i'm hurt but correcting them feels like an asshole thing to do so i don't (until i do something extra like#ignoring when someone calls me by my given name and going 'did you mean me? that's not my name >:/') AND SO i'm just scared that#people will see the glaring red HIGH-MAINTENANCE AND SELF-OBSESSED neon sign floating above my head if i pick another name#after having made All This Fuss already. even though no one here knows me irl so. yeah#talking about yourself in terms of who you are and how do you want people to refer to you is so embarrassing#like telling them “lies” feels -- again -- high-maintenance and self-obsessed but while i'm fine w/ family/old friends calling me by my#given name i Would Rather Not actively introduce myself with it if possible... ach! such is life.
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THE KISS BET.
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PAIRING. Bakugou Katsuki x f!Reader
SUMMARY. Your friends bet you to kiss Katsuki Bakugou. Fortunately for you, they’re offering you $500 for it. Unfortunately for you, the two of you absolutely hate each other.
CW. third year, angst to fluff, light hurt/comfort, enemies to lovers, mature humor, feelings, language
WC. ~2.8k
A/N. enjoy :3
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You and your group of friends had a running gig. Bets.
The group would bet one person to do something, on a scale from normal to outrageous, and that person’s turn wouldn’t end until they complete that bet. Of course, depending on how crazy the bet is, everyone would put in some amount of money.
The most you’d gotten was $100 total from accepting a date from creep in the business class. Worst date of your life, but Jirou felt bad so she gave you an extra $50.
As the lot of you gather around the campfire, everyone offers up their money to Mina who had just done her bet to put laxatives in Kirishima’s drink. There were a lot of questions about the morality of it, but you ignored it and gave her a crisp $20.
“Y/N~ it’s your turn!” Ochako gleed.
You roll your eyes, “I feel like I just did my other bet, which by the way was shit,” the girls laugh at your words. “I feel like all of you get the easier ones,”
“Easy? I had to kiss Monoma, do you know how hard that was? He knows I’m lesbian so imagine how hard that was for me to convince him,” Yaoyorozu sighs with a palm to her face.
“Oh, whatever,” Mina says with a clap of her hands, “You want a hard one, Y/N?”
“I mean that’s the whole point of paying each other to do bets, they’re supposed to be hard,”
“Be careful what you wish for,” Mina smirks before standing up and pointing at you.
“I bet you $100,” your ears perk up.
“-to kiss–,” your eyes widen but listen nonetheless.
“Katsuki Bakugou,” your world falls apart.
“Mina, no,”
“Y/N, yes,” she jumps up and down, “It’s too late, I already said it,”
All the other girls are hooting and hollering, but you just sit there in silence as you stare at the flames. Are you really going to try this?
As you consider your options the other girls start placing their bet offerings.
“$75 from me,” Tsuyu calls out.
Then from Hagakure, “$50,”
“$150,” from none other than Yaoyorozu.
“I guess I’ll put in $80,” Jirou smiles at your misery.
“Hmm, I’ll even it out with $45, so $500 flat for you, Y/N,” Ochako smiles.
$500?!? You’d be outright stupid to deny such a big amount of money. But you’d even stupider to think Katsuki Bakugou would kiss you of all people.
“I think that’s impossible,” you whine as the other girls poke fun at you.
“I guess only time will tell,” Mina grabs your hands and smiles, “Good luck, Y/N,”
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You can hear the rambunctiousness of your class before you walk in. When you walk through the doors, your eyes scan the class before your eyes lock in on Katsuki Bakugou. You groan with a roll of your eyes before stomping your way towards him.
“Hey, Katsuki,” you stare down at him, “You want to do me a favor,”
“For you? I rather eat shit,” he grumbles as he meets your gaze.
“You’re a freak,” you already knew this was going to be hard, “Please,”
“Mm, depends, what’s in it for me?”
“I guess you’ll find out,” you say. “Kiss me,”
It feels like the class goes silent as the two of you continue to just stare at each other. He opens his mouth then closes it.
“You– The fuck?” His eyes are scattering as the words continue to process through his mind, “What a weirdo, hell no,” then he’s pushing himself out of his seat and making his way to the door.
“You know class starts in 5 minutes right?” you call to him.
“Fuck off,” he grunts as he shuts the door behind him.
Yep, definitely hard.
—
The next time you bother Bakugou for a kiss is when the two of you are paired up for combat training. Much against his will.
“Katsuki~” you call out as you dodge another blow from him. “You can’t avoid me forever,”
“Yes-” another explosion, “I can,”
You go on the offense as you continue, “Just a peck, please. I’m a good kisser, I promise,”
“You’re shit,” he’s grumbling between dodges of your attacks.
“Wouldn’t you like to know,” you send him a wink before getting a hit on him.
Bakugou groans, about to send another remark, when the training ends with a blow of a whistle.
The two of you meet eyes one last time, “Think it over, kay?” you smile before walking away.
—
Knock, knock.
You stand at Bakugou’s door.
“Go away, perv,”
“Aw, how did you know it was me? You missed me?”
“I can just tell by the stench,”
You laugh a little at his words, “Please, let me explain to you and maybe you’ll reconsider,”
You can hear footsteps, and you smile. When he opens the door he’s adorned in his classic black tank and some sweats.
“You should put some clothes on, perv,” you mock. “Anyways, it was a bet from my friends and there’s $500 on the line, so if you would just–”
“I don’t kiss just anyone, princess,” the nickname causes you to fluster, but you shake it off as he continues, “You gotta earn it,”
He’s got a stupid smirk on his face, and you didn’t even realize it but he’s definitely leaning closer to you. It’s sending butterflies– well maybe more like moths– into your stomach.
“What the– You’re definitely the pervert. I’m just going to ask to call it off,” you fake gag, “Later, loser,”
“You’ll be back, nerd,”
You internally groan as you hear him shut the door, ignoring the intense heartbeat in your chest.
—
“No,” Mina says.
“What?! I told you it’s impossible,” you argue, all of your friends on the other side of the argument.
“No it’s not, he said you had to earn it right?” Mina retorts, “So obviously there’s a way, you’re just stubborn,”
“You’re really not asking me to… You guys are crazy. Please, please, I’ll take anyone else, anything else,”
“Sorry, Y/N, it’s the rules,” Tsuyu looks at you with pity.
“He hates me and I hate him! That’s all there is to it. It’s not going to happen,”
“Why do you guys even hate each other? It’s our third year, get over it already,” Jirou teases.
“Because he’s a dick and I refuse to let him walk all over me! I just cursed him out one time for calling me weak. He’s the one who holds grudges because of his fragile, little heart,”
“You should’ve known he’d hold that against you, but I honestly doubt he hates you because of that,” Mina says. “He probably thought you looked hot,” she laughs.
Heat rushes to the tips of your eyes, “Whatever, all of you are weirdos. But anyways-”
“No, Y/N,” Mina states, end of subject.
“You all just want me to kill myself,” you groan as you sink into the couch. “Whatever, but I’m going to force all of you to double your offering if I actually do this shit,”
The girls cheer. You cry inside. Anything for money, you guess.
—
It seems like the universe heard about the predicament you were in, because it felt like you were suddenly around him more often ever since the bet had been set.
“You know, I don’t want to be on patrol with you either,” you grumble, kicking at rocks as the two of you walk up and down the roads of the dorms.
“Glad we agree,”
Silence washes over you both.
“Why don’t you want to kiss me? Am I ugly or something?” you ask, but it definitely comes off sadder than you intend.
“Don’t get all insecure because you don’t get a stupid kiss,” he looks the opposite direction of yours, “You know damn well you’re not ugly, so don’t piss me off,”
He had a strange way of saying stuff.
“Aw, you love me, don’t you?” you tease, poking at his arm.
“Ah you dumbass, pay attention,” you snap back into place with a laugh, “‘M just saying you’re better looking than some of these extras,”
You don’t know what to say in response to his words. Because they were surprisingly very sweet.
Realizing he had said too much, he changes the subject. “Let’s go this way,”
You follow him with a nod.
There was definitely a certain type of tension lingering that the two of you walked in near silence for the rest of the patrol.
You definitely were not repeating back his words in your head over and over again for the rest of the patrol. And Katsuki Bakugou was definitely not turning red because of what he said earlier. Definitely not.
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After that patrol, things seemed to sort of shift between the two of you. And to say it was scary was an understatement.
Conversations wouldn’t always start off with the two of you insulting or cursing each other out. There’d be a hey or hello. If you guys saw each other in passing, he’d greet you with a nod of his head. Him being anything but passive aggressive towards you was terrifying because it was so not him.
“Y/N,” a familiar voice calls out to you, you groan as you put your pencil down.
“I’m studying, what do you want, Katsuki?”
“Come with me to the movies after school today,” it’s not really a question, more like a command.
You put your hands to your mouth in fake(?) excitement, “You’re asking me on a date?! So kind, Katsuki,”
“It’s not a date, idiot. I’m going with Ei and Denki later, they’re bringing Jirou and Mina. They were teasing me for not bringing anyone, so come,”
“If I don’t?” you muse.
“Be there or be square, nerd,” he doesn’t take your bait, but you can tell he’d prefer it if you go. He walks away before you can respond.
Well, you guess you have plans later.
;;;
You meet up with the lot of them at the allotted time. The group walks together, and you thank God your friends have a questionable taste in men so you wouldn’t be stuck with some randos. But you also have half a mind to curse them out for leaving you to fend for yourself when you all arrive at the theater.
They left you with no choice but to sit with Bakugou. Part of you really hates it, but not as much as you hate the rate at which your heart beats.
For the most part, the two of you just sit there in awkwardness. The other couples indulge in that lovey dovey shit, and it makes you feel out of place. You zone out and get into your head. Was there a motive in asking you to come out here? He could’ve invited like… Midoriya… or Ochako… Or anyone, really. But, you? Does he like you? Or were you his last option to invite? Your head hurts from overthinking.
Your hand rests in your lap, picking at the material of your pants. At least that’s what it was doing. Until it happened.
From the corner of your eye, you watch as Bakugou slid his hand into yours. His fingers finding a comfortable place between your own. You release a deep breath when you realize you were holding your breath. Is he out of his fucking mind?
Despite your efforts to try and justify how much you absolutely hate it. You didn’t even try to stop him. You didn’t pull away. You didn’t let his hand go. And even as the movie ended, you actually felt sad when he slid his hand away.
The cool air of the night shocked you a bit when all of you made it outside.
“We were thinking of grabbing a bite, did you guys want to come?” Mina exclaims.
“Ooh, that sounds good, are you down, Jirou?”
“Sure, and you guys?” they all look at you.
“I- I have a stomach ache… Butter fucks with my stomach really bad,” the excuse is kind of weak, but still holds up as they all nod in understanding.
“I can walk you to the dorm,” Bakugou offers, and you don’t really give him a yes or no, he just follows you.
Kirishima and Mina whistle and holler as the two of you part ways with the rest of them.
Part of you regrets making up some stupid lie to go home. Because this was way more awkward than getting free pizza.
The two of you are right by each other as you walk in silence towards the dorm. You wait. And wait. Wait for him to bring it up. Why did he do that? Why did he grab your hand? Was it all a front?
Why is he treating you so well?
Even as he drops you off at your room, he says nothing. Just a simple “Goodnight,” before he’s making his way to the elevator.
What an asshole.
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So you take the initiative. The initiative in ignoring him. You weren’t some casual fling. Fuck the bet, fuck him.
When you saw him making his way towards you, you were quick to get up and rush out of the classroom. When he nodded your directions in passing, it was easy to just walk past and not acknowledge him. Whatever there was between you and him, was gone. Whatever “it” was, exactly.
But you were okay. You guess. You were down $500 or $1000, but whatever. That game was bullshit anyways. You always got the worst bets. You kind of felt bad that you were the end of it, though.
It was easy to avoid him. That’s what you thought. At least until one week later, you found yourself cornered by your dorm room with nowhere to go.
“What the fuck is up with you?” he’s angry, you’d be stupid if you thought otherwise.
You cross your arms and avoid his intense gaze, “Whatever do you mean?”
He’s getting closer, and a tiny, like miniscule, part of you finds angry-him hot. “You know what the hell I mean, you’ve been avoiding me,”
“Nuh uh,” you retort, still avoiding the subject at hand. “I’ve just been busy, sorry,”
“Like hell, Racoon Eyes said you’ve been in your dorm room everyday, so try again, asshat,”
Fucking Mina.
“I don’t have to explain myself to you,” you poke at his chest, “Now get out of my way before I beat your ass,”
“Yeah? I’d like to see you try,” he’s smiling with mockery.
“Oh, I’m sure you’d like to be touched by me, you little virgin,” you inspect your nails in nonchalance, “Too bad, so sad, now move,”
“No, not until you answer me,” he’s a bit more serious now, you can sense it in his tone.
You groan, “Fine, not until you answer me, though. Why the fuck did you hold my hand and act like it didn’t happen? Am I like a joke to you?”
He straightens up and his eyes widen. He looks to the side, then back at you.
“You’re fuckin’ smart, why don’t you take a guess?”
“You’re not a baby, why don’t you use your words?”
You got him there.
“Maybe ‘cuz I like you, or something, idiot,”
You laugh. Laugh. Because he really thought you’d believe a stupid joke like that.
“You’re funny, but seriously, why did–”
A kiss. Katsuki Bakugou has always been known for his speed and his wit. But now you see it more than ever. As he steals a kiss from you. It happens faster than you’re able to even realize you’re leaning into it.
When the two of you part, it’s tense again. You don’t know if you should say something but he takes that choice from you.
“You think that was funny?” he asks.
“Well- no, but–”
“No buts, that’s that,”
“I didn’t even say I like you back! What if I didn’t-”
“Oh, so you do?” you jump up in realization you fumbled your words. “Good to know, princess,”
“Ugh, you’re so annoying. How was I supposed to know you liked me? You’re such an asshole, you know?”
“Really? Because this asshole just got you some cash,” he laughs referring to the bet, “But y’know, I don’t let just anyone call me Katsuki,”
You grit your teeth before throwing a punch at his arm, “Annoying! Annoying, so annoying,”
Another hearty laugh escapes from his lips as he pulls you into a hug. You didn’t even know Bakugou gave hugs. But you don’t mind it.
“You’re such a pervert, I bet you’ve been looking forward to that kiss,” he teases.
“Yeah? Well you’re a pervert for even kissing me in the first place,”
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YOU: pay up bitches
YOU: i’m talking double btw
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