#or at the end of hermitgang

[3-pots-of-soup]

i think hermitcraft should stay exactly the same - pg and what not - but every hermit can drop one uncensored f-bomb in a video per season

[spiderziege]

i think one day ill have to actually make a german mcyt history chart but i keep falling down rabbit holes

[theredch3rry]

Mumbo goes bananas at the end of hermitgang because that was him and Grian’s code word for when Team Star was going to attack.

[mcytblrconfessions]

hermitgang isnt good but its just so earnestly cringe that i end up liking it way more than any other youtubers attempt to make real music. no more muffin i'll take the middle age white rap.

[diabolical-on-ao3]

Lyric spreadsheet!! :D

Hi hello the lyric spreadsheet is here now!

Some quick rules/notes before signing up:

No NSFW works please! Shipping is allowed if tagged, also please properly tag any content warnings

Change of capitalization, only using part of the lyric, etc. are allowed as long as the lyric is recognizable

Works can be any length

Other hermits/character are allowed, but please focus on Welsknight and/or Helsknight since this is an event for them!

Lyrics are not first come first serve and if there are multiple signups for the same lyric, it'll be allocated randomly

If you're at all interested in the extra lyrics at the end from Hermitgang, limit your sign up to having only one of them please

You'll also have the option to get lyrics other people don't want after signups close, if that's something you'd be interested in - sign ups may also open again at a later date if there are a bunch of lyrics left over

And last but not least, have fun!! The deadline isn't fully decided yet but will probably be sometime in late May

With that out of the way, sign-ups open tomorrow 5pm CST :D

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[goldstargloww]

[elybeatmaker's remix of hermitgang starts playing via mediashare on one of wilbur's you laugh you lose streams, starting at the beginning of x's verse] xisuma: oh x gon give it to ya, i'm gon give it to ya, x gon give it to ya, whaat? [wilbur looks confused, then surprised, then mildly horrified and entertained at the same time] xisuma: lyrical boxing, dropping blows on all my foes- wilbur: this isn't real… [quietly, in disbelief] xisuma: and the g team, they're looking unclean, needing some sunscreen [wilbur starts trying not to smile and ends up looking like he's about to cry] wilbur: no fucking way? xisuma: burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds wilbur: [leans back in his chair cautiously] xisuma: it's absurd how my rhymes got them injured wilbur: [just starts looking impressed, actually] xisuma: danger danger! i got lasers to cut em up like razors, it's flexing season and i got flavour wilbur: [wilbur starts moving his head along with it] xisuma: their weak defences like trenches and fences that these dense heads are presenting wilbur: [stops moving his head along with it] xisuma: they're presenting them, alright? they're not very good- wilbur: [even more britishly] "presenting them, alright" xisuma: i could walk over that. i could- i could jump over that, i could use an ender pearl wilbur: [looks particularly impressed by that ender pearl line. looks like he's going to explode] xisuma: could use my elytra. come on g team, jeez. doc: even i don't know what t- [mediashare clip ends] wilbur: [without missing a beat] i've made worse. wilbur: [puts his hands up as if to show he has no weapons, smiling] wilbur: i've made worse. i've made far worse. they get away with it

[hmshermitcraft]

Who is in the G-team, if you don’t mind me asking?

Oh god not a question i expected to get you mean there are people who havent seen season sixfinity?

During season 6 of Hermitcraft there was a Civil Prank War (also the first season Grian was apart of that started a dangerous precedent). There were two teams: G-Team and Team Star.

Team Star consisted of Doc, Ren, Impulse, False, Wels, X and mole Mumbo and they created the impeccable Hermitgang song. Doc and Ren were the leaders.

G-Team consisted of Grian, Iskall, Stress, Jevin, Joe, Cleo, Tango, and Mumbo. Grian was the leader.

Cub and Scar were newscasters that interviewed both sides and basically also tried to sell weapons and potions to both sides iirc.

There was also a funny thing where TFC's stuff was near the no-man's land of the battlefield and they had to like. Make sure they didn't disrupt him.

All in all the war came to a peak in a game of capture the flag and lives system. Each team had a set number of lives shown by player heads, and they also had three flags they had to protect. The goal was to either kill the other team's players so they ran out of lives, or capture all three flags. There was an intense final battle I recommend everyone watch cause it was so good.

In the end, Grian was able to get the last flag from Team Star right before G-Team ran out of lives, securing their victory.

[kiwinatorwaffles]

it’s that time of the year again. end of october draws close. everyone place your bets on how many times i’ve looped hermitgang in 2023.

[riacte]

Deep breath. Anyone wanna vividly imagine happy, Covid-less irl MCC9 Blue Bats at Twitchcon with me 😌

Like okay, it's the first time the hermits are playing competitively. They've got their practice streams but they have to play live now. They've got their irl Blue Bats shirts. Everyone's hyped. It's kind of an awkward meetup because they're mostly strangers but it's fine. It's cool. The hermits are surprised by how young Fruit is and he just goes :] yeah I recently turned 18 lol. They see Fruit do his parkour with his mouse and his keyboard and their jaws drop because it's just ???? how does he even do it??? we're so old lol.

They're still the underdogs so the casters don't pay much attention to them compared to the other teams. It's 2020 so we're in the Dream-Techno era. Blue Bats are waiting to be called out and everyone's nervous as fuck but they know they have to hold it together for the sake of their teammates. Ren talks about sweating to diffuse the tension. It kind of works. It also kind of doesn't.

The Blue Bats are introduced. The casters have miraculously gained knowledge of the lore and introduce them as the underdogs, making reference to H's infamous "and the entire MCC community sleeps on the Blue Bats" tweet. They mention H's redemption arc after losing Dodgebolt in the previous MCC. They mention Fruit being eager to prove himself. They mention the hermits gunning for the first win. They also mention False and Ren always teaming together because this is an imaginary scenario by me and I always pepper that in

So they walk out to Fort Minor's Remember the Name. "Smile and wave boys (and False!)". They still look a bit awkward but it's cool because Remember the Name makes everything cool. They get less applause overall but there's that subset of the community that followed them from the start and they're screaming the house down. Also a very good portion of Hermitcraft audience faint in their chairs when Ren and False walk out because. Y'know. You understand. 😳 Like if I were there I would've passed out from bisexuality and missed the damn event. Anyway

They're still nervous. Then Ren and H do a bit about Ren doing pushups as a warmup and Ren actually does it irl because his brain is fried with nerves and he just needs to do something. This gets the cameras on them. Someone mentions Hermitgang. Someone asks them to sing it. False politely declines while Ren bravely endures. (He gets so embarrassed by it once the cameras are away.) Basically Ren replies to the cameras for the team when they're around (the man didn't lead that panel discussion for nothing! Also the casters know he's eye candy and he's making everyone go 😳😳😳 lmfbdjksabjkdbalsbdhsabdab). (Twitch Rivals chat: I don't know who that man is but I would like to make his acquaintance 😳.)

Ren has mic problems. This is a constant.

MCC begins and the Bats slay their way in SkB and scream "WE DIDN'T EVEN LOSE A SINGLE PLAYER!!". This goes on as normal. The casters introduced them as the underdogs, but they don't pay much attention to them at first, and only decide to interview them when they start climbing the ranks. Ren and H eagerly speak to the interviewers and thank people for their support while Fruit and False are like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️. The rest of the hermits are cheering in the audience. The casters ask them which game they want the least. All four them in unison: Survival Games.

You'll never guess what happens next. It's Survival Games.

The camera focuses on the Blue Bats as they all go "noooooo :(" and the casters comment on how this may be the end for them. Blah blah blah Grian kills Dream. Unlike what happened in MCCTR, they do not fight it out on stage. It's mostly because no one wants Dream's mask to accidentally fall off (and the hermits are scared of buff Grian's strength on Dream's behalf.) Grian gets the spotlight for a good while until the casters abruptly realise the Blue Bats are dominating, and immediately switch to them.

By now the HC fans are in hysterics and screaming sobbing wailing simping dying laughing and still screaming. Grian's still screaming "THE MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!!!".

Once they win SG, the Bats jump out of the chairs to scream and celebrate and hug each other 🥺 they do this for a significant amount of time, all cameras are on them, they start playing Remember the Name again, Fruit screams "I'M FIRST OVERALL!" and H screams "UNDERDOGS MY ASS LET'S GO!". The casters are going crazy with this development and they start spinning up the story.

The infamous SOT. The Dream iron door situation would be wack to see irl. Something probably happens but we skip past that because it's Dodgebolt time baby!!

Like 70% of the room is cheering for Green and Blue is super nervous but they got this! The casters eagerly narrate False's failed 1v3 and bring back H's Reddit post predicting her in DB. Green has more clout and the casters mention that (they call Sapnap the Messi of MCC, this is still a comparsion they make for whatever reason).

It's a blur, but they encourage each other even when they're two down. Ren talks about sweating and the entire team turns to look at him irl like 🤨⁉️. His rizz is so strange. The Ren simpage is reaching extremely dangerous levels (and it's starting to reach Martyn on Pink).

Anyways they WIN WAHOOO! They jump out of their chairs, embrace each other, high five, yadayada and everyone EXPLODES because the underdogs just won with a reverse sweep, Fruit is first overall by a lot, the hermits just won, the HC fans are dying and thriving, lives have been changed. They get their silly crowns and they make their speeches. The Underdog by Spoon blasts on the speakers. They take so many photos and go and have a meal or whatever people actually do at Twitchcon :) anyways hours later Iskall and Ren approach H and ask him to join Vault Hunters. MCC9 is a canon event in any universe. A couple of them (*cough* Ren *cough*) party it out till 5am in some club. There's a HC panel at the next day and H and Fruit get to meet the hermits :D everyone lives happily ever after and I live in my unserious imagination :))

[ivilrat]

btw i would show off dawn more but the only image of her I have is this lol

oh my god i just realised why I'm so fond of dawn

[falsesymmetrybuteverywhere]

[ID: a screenshot of falsesymmetry from the hermitgang video. END ID]

[blazevillains]

Listen grian nobody touches my bush.You’re done. It all started when grian touched my redstone He played himself like like like a xylophone set on automatic doc monster is a savage with technical skill and crazy vocal acrobatics im a legend of the nho with etho beef and double o doc mc is coming for you sevenfold we’ve got rendog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan iskall can try again Yo you think i’m in hiding im just biding my time putting pen to paper coming up with rhymes were the star studded group that got together just to crush you once we start something you know we’re gonna see it through im the knight the soldier who brings the fight at first light y’all had to incite so now i gotta indict You’re Guilty. of getting murdered with words y’all are outgunned go home nerds Hermitgang 16x If you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false g team is dialing for help but i’m ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you’ll know that false is on a killing spree.Try to stop my pvp and perish painfully uh huh im the queen of hearts heads and body parts your diamond armor can’t compare to.My martial arts i’ll send a poison dart. To make them breathe their final breath. G team’s name will be the only thing left CAFFEINATED ANIMATED REDSTONE INNOVATOR my behavior’s crazy can’t phase me Impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray me now my scope is aiming Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that i be taming Without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the g team will end up blazing. Who’s the better team there is no controversy but before we’re said and done y’all be begging us for mercy Hermitgang 16x X gon give it to ya i’m gon give it to ya X gon give it to ya Whaaaaaat lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes and the g team they’re lookin unclean needin some sunscreen getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds it’s absurd how my rhymes got them injured Danger Danger i got lasers to cut em up like razors it’s flexing season and i’ve got flavor their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are presenting. They’re presenting them alright they’re not very good i could walk over that.I could jump over that i could use an ender pearl use my elytra come on g team jeez Hermitgang 16x Now i’m back got some things i wanna say Yeah what’s the letter that starts the alphabet Ay ladies get in line the diggity be on the way Kiff cleo don’t know who she freakin with Who all the signs say to notify her next of kin this diggity dog be dropping bombs nothing but hits Ay spit that rhyme again Brrt but the message is.I can mumble rap and still be the best there is Hermitgang 16x Oh you wanted me to do a verse.I gotta check with g team. I don’t have the rest of mumbo’s bit memorized.Bananas

damn xisuma bone mage arc gone too far 😟

[sparksey]

two hours straight of hermitgang had a negative effect on my productivity and concentration

listening to hermitgang as motivation for me to finish my code (I will not stop listening to it until I have pushed it to our repo)

[zedif-y]

ALSO off topic but did you know that caffeinated animated redstone innovator my behaviors crazy cant phase me impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray me now my scope is aiming better run for cover from all the ghast balls that i be taming without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the g team will end up blazing whos the better team there is not controversy cause before its said and done yall be beggin us for mercy

SO TRUE everyone clap and cheer for the hermitgang verse ever

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

ID: minecraft messages between clem and fall. to the right of the messages, fall can be seen standing on some sort of glass structure.

clem says: do you have the pack still downloaded fall says: yes :) fall says: if you play hermitgang i swear to god clem says: that's the right disc yes? fall says: otherside clem says: fuck fall says: pigstep. i remember that 13 is crab rave clem says: are the discs not working? fall says: CRAB TIME clem says: i like that for me it's still the horrible music and you're out here freakin to it

End ID.

[respectable-username]

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I'm gon' give it to ya - Chapter 12

12. Doorways

Fandom/collection: Hermitcraft/@hermitgang-ao3

Words: 3946 of 28684 total so far

Summary: The portal to the Deeper Dark has been opened. Now the Hermits have to start dealing with the consequences!

Preview:

All was quiet in the woollen bunker. There was no scratching of sculk rats or ticking of redstone clocks. No scribbling of pens on paper or shuffling of blocks around inventories. It was so still it was as if the wool had filled every air space of the room.

"Tango, give me your fours please," said Xisuma, hunched over the end of the main table, squinting down at his cards through his tinted visor.

"Go fish," Tango replied, arms folded against the back of his backwards chair.

Xisuma sighed, adding another card from the pile to his dwindling hand.

The turn passed to Joe, pushing his glasses back into place as he studied his hand. "Howdy Scar, can I have your kings please?"

"I can't believe it Joe. You of all people, supporting the monarchy? Why must we subject ourselves to the whims of a ruling class selected only by the circumstances of their birth?"

"Oh no, not again," Tango groaned, planting his face into the seat back.

Scar grinned, leaning back lazily in his seat. "Surely the people are much better served by other metrics of ruling, like who can make the best campaign posters, or who has the biggest hat."

"Or whose campaign manager is best at making 'deals'," said Cub, a matching smile on his face as he drummed his fingers on the table above his completed sets of cards.

Joe sighed defeatedly, seemingly aged several years in only a couple of minutes. "So, I guess I should go fish then?"

"Oh no, I've got two kings right here. Here you go, Joe."

Impulse pushed his chair back and stood up, his usual smile straining. "I think I'm gonna go check on the potatoes."

"You mean you don't want to stick around and watch this riveting entertainment?" said Bdubs, lying back on his bed at the side of the room.

"No one likes a sore loser, Bdubs," said Scar, his sing-songy voice seemingly oblivious to the prevailing mood.

"That game's stupid!"

"Potatoes," Impulse repeated, turning and marching off to the back room.

The only door in the base shut with a click.

Impulse sighed, resting his forehead against the smooth wooden surface as he slowly counted to 10. Three shulkers-worth of wool was still not enough space for the 8 of them.

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