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INTERLUDE: WISDOM'S GIFT, pt. 1

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PATREON

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I don't like you very much

/silly /j just got beamed with hermitsex. I will die in seven days

this is inspiring me to make a sequel with hermitcraft fam just for you anon <3

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terrible things happened in our discord voice call today

(open cut for highlights of our terribly immature sex jokes and normal lyrics replaced over and over with some variation of "cum" or "cock")

hihglights from the hermit gang sex remix written by me and two other awful horrible friends

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taking my ugly son to tough grass

(handmade gift from @skyspersonalhell thank you sky)

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people should make ocxcanon forever except for me who should be banned because the only ocxcanon i have is toxic workplace yuri that ends with one of them becoming a horrifying tentacle monster. and it’s not the canon character

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what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

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Why do you suck your own dick so hard about “having adhd”? just shut up PLEASE

gotta let everyone know i can multitask because i’m fucking your mom AND dad with this adhdick rn

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hey guys check it out I can do a frontside 180 with my stomach haha

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BDUBS FUKCCING SAID "i wonder if there's any way to send a bomb in the mail" I PREDICTED IT WITH DETECTIVE GEM /j

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real fucking interactions i saw on a post

post: i’m autistic and i instantly clocked this one character as autistic. like i can’t see them being neurotypical. anyone else experience this???

replies: op you’re playing into the stereotype that awkward and weird people are automatically autistic. they’re not autistic; just socially awkward. i’m autistic and i don’t relate to this character at all and i don’t get why people think they’re neurodivergent. in fact i think this other character is much more relatable than this one.

replies to the replies: are we forgetting that autism is a spectrum and not all autistic people are the same

other replies: yeah it’s called projection

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local art major discovers that saying “i’ll update my portfolio later” will not result in their portfolio magically updating and now there’s only a week left of summer break

local art major discovers that saying "i'll make my portfolio later" will not result in their portfolio magically appearing and now there's only 4 days left of winter break

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victorian british ahh message to receive

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my predictions for the minecraft movie:

alex is gonna be that one “badass strong girl” and have no personality outside of it

actually nobody is gonna have a personality

“there’s only one person who could’ve done this… herobrine.” *DRAMATIC MUSIC*

half of the plot is basically just captainsparklez’s fallen kingdom saga

and the other half is those minecraft isekai books by mark cheverton (did anyone else read that as a kid)

mumbo jumbo will be there with no explanation

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here in childbirth civilization …..

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you know that feeling when you like a character too much but you can’t even put it into words like no analysis no thoughts no ideas for any art it’s just. oh yeah. that guy. they make me GUGJHGJGJGJJGJGJGJGJGJ. you know. thanks for understanding

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i always feel like such a hater when i dislike things that are popular but then i remember it’s a free world and i don’t need to justify why i don’t like something #myopinion