#or am I just forgot about those two?
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The only thing that bothers me too much is where Daryl never appear in any event of the village,
Like... Come on... If I could drag him out from his lab, I will do it.
#masaki rambling#sosawl#awl daryl#but seems like Fiona and Carter never participate too#or am I just forgot about those two?#story of seasons a wonderful life
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au where SQQ does undergo the 'qi-deviation' and is 'changed' but in reality the twin of Shen Jiu, Shen Yuan made a comment one day about how all Shen Jiu did was bitch about his martial siblings. Never one to turn down a golden opportunity,
Shen Jiu: bet
And so the twins decided to switch lives!
The qi-deviation is just so they can explain away any differences of temperament and so sj can hightail away easier.
Shen Yuan: this is going to be so easy
(spoiler. it wasn't)
Between useless sect meetings that could've been not even an email but a text message, reading fifteen different preteens attempts to sneak in dick jokes into their poetry assignments, the head cook alerting him to the fact that they've somehow run out of rice??? They're the greatest cultivation sect??? How does that happen???
Anyway, two of his Hall masters eloping together and taking an extended honeymoon (he's happy for them, but. Who's going to teach those classes now??? Him. Apparently.), sect politics and his 'martial siblings' barely even attempting a farce of civility or courtesy AND his guqin strings needing to be replaced and restrung ?
Shen Yuan is sorry 🙏🙏please come back🙏🙏🙏
Cue the allotted period of switching ending and Shen Yuan dramatically throwing the fan on the ground as Shen Jiu rolls up and goes "thanks for the vacation didi"
#then it was shen yuan's turn to bitch about their martial siblings#all of cang qiong in the background:#we've been bamboozled#there are two funny thing you could do with yue qingyuan: one. he knew the whole time and totally went#“should we check for possession by making Xiao 'jiu' drawing hong jing? of course. infact. we should use ALL of the possession detecting#artifacts we have. for safety purposes.“#“sect leader why are you mailing a letter that says 'hope you're enjoying your vacation -love qi-ge'?”#or two: he's fooled as well and just thinks he's projecting his desire to see the tiny xiao yuan who he and xiao jiu lost all those years#ago again. and that the grief of loosing shen yuan is what changed shen jiu into the man that he is today#so that maybe loosing his memories. also had him loose that grief. and that maybe underneath the weighty mould of the past. shen jiu and#xiao yuan really were alike after all#svsss#svsss au#svsss parent trap au?#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#cang qiong#cang qiong mountain sect peak lords#realizing i forgot the second option was supposed to be funny#there are so many errors in my spelling and punctuation its not even funny. ignore it please i am procrastinating on stuff
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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman
part one | part two
#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN#honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog#where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags#kyle dubas#toronto maple leafs#& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe#& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit.#this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!!#my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor#the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi#that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like#ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds#how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid#the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines#i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer#brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc#bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always#know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works#no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried.#i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs#i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick)#& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen#narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel#about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO#did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle)#OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner#if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf#simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2#one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry#liv in the replies
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#oh i genuinely forgot yoohankim is considered a rarepair#or more like . a raretrio#thankfully i live in a vacuum with all my beautiful mutuals who are as strange and unhinged about them as i am <3#wait now that i think about it i probably haven’t gotten stuck in the joongdok trenches bc i block people on sight#for the record that’s not to say i don’t like jd . far from it truly#sometimes people are just wrong#hold on speaking of those two#im gonna continue my world of zero piece bc i just realized ive never actually drawn them together the same way i have w hk and yh#my hsy favoritism…..#solar-talks
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Discovering fnaf lore only through those fan VHS YouTube horror videos is the worst thing I have ever experienced, who is this William Afton motherfucker why is he purple
#discovering fnaf lore (derogatory)#me- pointing at the purple dude or smth: THERE'S TWO OF THEM????#I am#flabbergasted#whomst???#i think i used to know more about the lore but i completely forgot everything#w what the fuck is going on#started watching those youtube vhs for the funsies and ended up falling down the deepest rabbit hole to ever exist#''oh wow- a fnaf horror video!! i sure hope this is just a simple video with no deep backstory behind it'' <- clueless to the horrors#my post#silly chatters
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Okay so I didn’t remember that International Don’t Stab Your Best Friend Day was coming up until I was in the middle of a multi-day road trip, so here’s a comic I threw together in a huge rush while traveling in a moving vehicle and then took ages uploading on hotel wifi.
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[Gurthang:] “Hey Túrin.” [Túrin:] “Yeah.” [Gurthang:] “I still can’t get over the fact that you literally murdered your best friend lol.” [Túrin:] “...” [Gurthang:] “Like how stupid do you have to be to do something like that, haha?” [Túrin:] “Oh yeah, you’re so right! If only there had been someone there who could have said something! A talking sword, for instance.” [Gurthang:] “Hey now, don’t pin this on me.” [Túrin:] “‘Dude stop, it’s just us, don’t freak out and stab anybody, even though it’s dark and you can’t see anything!’” [Elf 1:] “Is he okay? Should we...do something about this?” [Elf 2:] “Absolutely not, I am not going near that situation.”
#anglachel/gurthang#túrin#the man the myth the legends#three shinies#everyone deserved better except mîm#my trash#is this actually funny or am i just tired#i'm sorry professor tolkien#/end classification tags#no but like it took me longer to get it uploaded than it did to draw it#i'm so sorry about the terrible art (i'm probably not even supposed to be drawing for another week or two)#but we can say that's part of the comedic effect okay?#anyway behold the return of the concerned nargothrond elves#i don't care if everyone there loved túrin#at least SOME of them had to see those red flags of his#''bloodstained son of ill fate'' yeah sure like nobody thought twice about that#(i forgot to tag the sword until the day after this was posted)#(shame on me)
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#am I bugging or?#by observation I’m realizing that mercurials are so bodily oriented#versus martians I think mars ppl legit have body dysmorphia but their lowkey genius’ it just goes unnoticed#both are good with wordplay too#I just feel like I respect them in different way + I get along with mercurials more#maybe the conversations and unstable emotions? who gnos ha#martians are supportive and funny as hell tho#but I think I can’t relate to their soft on the inside tough on the exterior personality#+ I can’t relate to the way they express emotions but I can relate to their perfectionist qualities#I love moon women#I respect Saturn women#to an extent cause they a lil much esp UB#but those two ruled planets are usually my closest friends#us Venusian women are usually competing against each other lmfaooo subtlety#us Ketu women are unmatched and deeply misunderstood/intelligent#Rahu women I have no comment sorry but very intoxicating and trendsetters nonetheless I give yah props#lastly us Jupiter women (mind you I have a small %) are usually underestimated/looked over/ or overestimated#but very generous energetically and easily taken advantage of it’s sad#moon women also get taken advantage of with their loyalty/devotion#mahavidyas#why I forgot about sun women?? 😭
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think this is funny. anyway. the Thoughts are back at it again
#just me hi#doodles#reaction doodleys#Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Characterssssssssssssssssssss#[<- projecting things so hard it's experiencing Physical Effects] Lmao#what if . what if the. the. they. the. you know what i mean ??#LIKE. [stares over your shoulder]#head in hands. what am i supposed to do about this gbfhsbvhf#//btw how is it only a thursday lol#it should be friday. or saturday. the timing is long this week i think !#that's#//<- forgot what i was going to say lol; my previous tags popped up and i think that's fun hfbhvs :3#here they are:#that's crazy!#that's me!#that's insane#that's crazy#that's it#hfhbsfh - i seem to be regularly bewildered hfbvhsf#which. well yea lol#//oh yea guess who's halfway done with those refssssss :3#it's meeeeeeeeee :DD !! i'm almost done !! :D#i am enjoying it a bit more than i thought. the feeling of Have To is a real bog hgfsh#//speaking of bog guess who ALSO got their sleep thing figured out#i may just have busted sleeping habits lmao; staying up til 12-2 is actually so great#i wake up at a reasonable hour and don't feel like a mixture of cement and pop rocks got poured into my body and soul overnight hfbshfvh#plus sleeping in twos is working pretty well; stay up til an ungodly hour one night and then the second go to sleep at about 11 or 12#cuz then i can actually Sleep! it's working pretty well hfvhs :>>#//that and i'm figuring out how to drag myself through stuff w/o some outside force compelling me :33#frequent breaks help with morale (if i don't forget what i was doing while doing that lol) and 30 minute timers are a godsend fr fr fr
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I can’t remember if I’ve said this here before, but holiday Barbies 2003-2005 were absolutely serving

#emma posts#I used to get the holiday Barbie ornament every year as a kid for Christmas#I can’t remember what my brothers got but my dad got trains#I think my mom just got whatever because pretty#now she decorates the living room tree all aesthetic#the basement tree gets the sentimental ones we chose to put up that year#that sounds worse than it is when I say it like that#it’s a nice basement! my parents decked out the main part over my childhood#it started out as brick and concrete but the main area looks way better now!#the laundry room and furnace and stuff are still bare bones but whatever. no one else sees those#not that the basement is as aesthetic as upstairs#the basement living room looks great though#there’s just a lot of storage shelves around it#why am I talking about the basement? I meant to talk about Christmas Barbie#I didn’t get the actual dolls though. just the ornaments. which is fair. I had other Barbies#only had two Kens though so it was like the bachelor#would have been way easier if I knew what lesbians were. one beach Barbie was totally a lesbian though. I just can’t remember her gf rn#there was mermaid Barbie but then I forgot her outside and she got hit by a lawnmower so her first wife died#I would make them wives now but back then i just thought really good friends like a historian#i just remembered something really embarrassing and want to sink into the floor#I’m not telling you what it was
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finally got rid of work anxiety with new anxiety over possibly losing two of my switch games…and not knowing which ones they were, if they really did fall out of the pouch i had them in
#there’s a good chance they’re not lost and i moved them from the pouch into another case and just forgot#i think my cousin has two of my physical games…unless those are the two i’m looking for#also who am i kidding the work anxiety is still there#i’ve been dreaming about work every night this week#and the temptation to log on to see what’s going on tomorrow when i get home is very very strong but i know i must resist#i will say this is the best i’ve felt all week though
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seeing a character in a book using neopronouns is so. refreshing actually
#forgot about that. its nice#im not a neoprns user myself but. its cool!!#im always a little hesitant to use them because i dont rlly know anyone who exclusively uses those so like.#i just dont know the grammar and im a guy with a perpetual fear of sounding stupid#so like. reading a book that uses them frequently and in different contexts and situations is cool. and its so like. casual#<< im reading murderbot btw. i never finished the series after i started it last year so.#i got the box set as a treat for myself earlier in the summer and am rereading the first two so i can finish the rest#i mean!!!! not to fucking mention!!!! main character uses it/its. which is rad.#but that doesnt come up as much because its written in first person#anyway. murderbot good <3#reaction time#i guess
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Does Jiro has ghost like abilities (possession, ability to levitate things, etc etc) or does she just live in Shiro's head?
when i created this au, i thought the best option would be for her to be unable to interact with the physical world in any way(including possesion), beacuse i really wanted to lean into her isolation and how it affects her....... and while thats something i still want to emphasise here, lately ive been toying with the idea of jiro being able to impact the physical world somehow(though it still being fairly limited). i think letting her have some control could have a lot of potential! buuuut i also have no idea what abilities i want her to have lol
For now i think im not gonna give her any telekinetic abilities, bc i feel like it would be giving her too much power......... if she could throw shit, shed go APESHIT with it. it would made things too easy for her. i'm sorry babygirl but i'm NOT giving you the possibilty to throw knives and other sharp objects, i dont trust you to not kill someone:/
i really like the idea of her being able to temporarily posses her old body in certain circumstances tho- maybe when shiros uncouncious?? or like when hes is very tired or heavily injured she can kind of 'squeeze through' and take control back for a few minutes???? idk. i think this could be a very cool ability to give her- it cant be frequently used but can also be very helpful, and also theres so much potential for ✨shenanigans✨here>:) oh god i could put these fuckers in so many Situations with this..........
uhhh. so basically i think all of her influence on the physical world are through shiro. shes here bc of her connection to her old body, and thus its the only way for her to interact with anyone besides him- and shes NOT HAPPY about this(neither is shiro).
#ask#thank you for this ask!! it made me think more in depth about jiros abilities and come up with this so thanks<33333#if you have any ideas pls share them with me cause im still not really 100% set on everything lol#also im making a new tag for this au ->#two disasters au#bc. theres two of them.. and theyre both Mentally Unwell#also im gonna use this ask as an excuse to ramble about jiros motivation and character a bit-#okay. so i feel like the most importrant things about jiro are her tunnel vision and self-rightiousness#she gets really focused on one thing at a time and then fixates on it so much that she doesnt see how her behavior affects others#so when she gets evicted from her own body her first reaction isnt 'oh god this is such a messed up and dehumanizing thing to do to your#friend. what the FUCK guys'#its instead 'oh COME ON how am i supposed to be the black paladin without a physical body??? what the FUCK guys'#and bc deep down she KNOWS that if she ever stopped and thought about her situation for like 5 seconds shed just fuckin BREAK. so. she#doesnt do that.#and bc her self worth hinges on being the black paladin#she is really protective of tha title and tries her hardest to make sure shiro knows just how much better at paladin-ing she is than him#and that he wouldnt be able to keep the role without her help#she doesnt have any sense of personhood besides her job and so she clings to it desperately#the same applies to her gender#when jiro gets a new body(did i mention that???? i feel like i forgot to mention that. whoopsie???) he#(sometimes im gonna use he/him for jiro for when im showing things from a certain characters perspective cause thats what pronouns#she was using at the time)(if thats not okay i can stop tho) was trying very hard to pretend that hes just Shiro No. 2 and nothing more#to kinda 'make things easier for everyone' and bc he could FEEL the gender crisis approaching and was just. dead set on ignoring it and#hoping those feelings would go away(spoiler- they very much didnt. it just made things so so much Worse)#so anyway. basically jiro is a person obsesed with being Good Enough and respected but also lacks the experience patience and foresight#wnich results in her ignoring everyone and everything else to focus on doing her job Correctly#does this makes sense?? im still figuring shit out with her but thats what ive got rn
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#this girl I was close friends/roommates with during my last year of college just got engaged with her bf of 8 years#while I am happy for both of them… idk I have difficult feelings about her now and don’t see her as a friend anymore#she used to live in the same city as me during the first like year and a half or so of the pandemic#and in that time we got to see/hang out with each other twice#first time we got to catch up for a few hours and we had a good time but it was kinda bittersweet… idk how to describe it#the second time she asked me last minute to accompany her to pick up stuff she got through Facebook marketplace#during one of those two times we hung out/she basically told me to my face that it would be the last time I’d see her#i understood initially cuz she was about to start teaching and she wanted to focus on her relationships with her bf and her family#but not long after she started teaching/she quickly started going out a lot and making new friends#then she moved to another town like 30 ish minutes away cuz her aunt kicked her out in the middle of her first year of teaching#idk I never had a good feeling about things cuz of all of that stuff I stated above#but also since she’s been trying on working to improve her relationship with her mom after everything she’s done to her#cuz we both have shitty moms who’ve said and done shitty things to us and our families#i know it probably won’t happen or won’t happen for like a few years#but in the event she invites me to her wedding/ I’m gonna be deadass with her about how I’ve felt about her#and see if she’s willing to work on improving our friendship before I decide to attend (if she does invite me cuz idk)#oh I also forgot how after she moved after her aunt kicked her out#she had the nerve to randomly ask if I could watch her aunt’s dogs during the week I was starting 3 online summer classes#she didn’t even like say hi/make small talk or ask nicely either#she just straight up was like ‘hey can you watch my aunt’s dogs during (x) week?’#she recently congratulated me when I posted on my Instagram story that I passed my driving text and got me license but I didn’t respond#I just have a lot of difficult feelings about her now/wish I could unfollow her but I don’t wanna start shit & her be all in my face & shit#jazz uses curse! 💜
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#this is literally a thing we have always had in my family#'did I do the thing or just think about doing the thing?'#'oops I meant to do the thing but I just thought about doing the things and so didn't actually do it'#both of my parents did this (Mom still does); I do it; afaik all of my siblings do it#it's a very real problem but saying it out loud around others who have experienced the same thing definitely helps (via)
To quote someone on Facebook:
"So for anyone who didn't know, there's a thing ADHD brains do sometimes, which is thinking about doing a thing is roughly equivalent in our brain to doing the thing, so our brain checks off having done the thing EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN'T DO THE THING"
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*raises hand* Me. I didn't do the thing I thought I did.
#q#chiming in as one of Jez's siblings who definitely does this too#this is one of those things that I don't realize is a symptom because I've always just had to find ways to work around it#these days I spend most of my time alone in my house and so when it comes to things that I NEED to know if I actually did#particularly take medication#then I use one of two systems to make sure I take it once. not twice and not zero times. once.#for my every-single-morning-at-least-an-hour-before-food pill I put it out the night before#always in the same place and always beside a cup of water that I brought in from the other room#so on the rare mornings I get up and DON'T find the pill or the cup of water then I know I just forgot to put it out#but it's such a part of my nighttime routine that I usually just do it alongside taking out my contacts and brushing my teeth#so that one I rarely forget thankfully#for take-as-needed medication like the cocktail that helps stop my migraines it's really important that I actually know if I did take it#or if I just THOUGHT about taking it#so in that case the system I have -- as someone who is routinely alone for 12 to 14 hours nearly every day -- is to announce it out loud#something like 'it's 11am Saturday and I am taking the full migraine cocktail' said out loud at full volume to the empty house#but that requires that I get the pills in my hand and then look at the clock and formulate the sentence before I take it#and that is enough to jolt whatever ADHD thing is happening in my brain and trick it into recording it as An Actual Memory#for work stuff I often end up making a written record of it instead#but announcing things out loud to an empty room works weirdly well#tagtalking#spoonie life#neurodivergence
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As you've seen I doodle a bit on paper again today but... Idk... drawing traditional didn't quite fill me with joy. Like, I was just doing it to make time go by. Or maybe it's just because I wasn't too fond of what I drew.
#dragon's stupid thoughts#sometimes I feel like i forgot how to draw furries#like. i had an idea based on this 'you have two wolves inside of you' and those theater masks#didn't like it#then i tried to draw that sheep lady I've been talking about. didn't like it. except the head. maybe.#it's just insane how drawing is a rollercoaster to me. sometimes I'm in a flow. i enjoyed what I do and am confident.#then other times I don't like what I do no matter what. or just don't find joy in it#just compare this to when I finished the first few parts of the Valentine comic. how great I felt for the background and just all together#bleh. give me some more time. trying to beat bw2 today. and maybe after that I'll do... something else? probably replay...
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nooooo I cannot be going into another depression episodeee I still haven't gotten around to fully cleaning my apartment from my last oneee...
#i am so mentally exhausted i lowkey hate my job#i forgot to take vitamin D for like two weeks and the sun is only out for about 9 hours this time of year#and those are just about the exact 9 hours I am at work every day
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