#or I’ll fucking scream

[cryptidbait]

Thank you so much @tiptapricot for letting me create some concepts for ur AU based off of MK Snowblind 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

PLS PLS GO CHECK EM OUT 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[the-prince-of-the-ravens]

AND THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WILD!!!!!!!!!

[thebat-musicman]

AU where Jason was dead for 2 years longer than he was in canon

Leslie: The results are back. Jason, you’re physically two years younger than you should be.

Jason: You mean…

Tim, jumping out of his chair: YES!!!

Leslie: I’m sorry, Jason. Tim is physically older than you now.

Tim: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

Jason: This cannot be happening.

Tim, hugging him: Don’t worry, Jason. I’ll be the best big brother ever.

Jason, haunted: I’m going to ask the Joker to try again.

[hana-bobo-finch]

leif,,

[ruhrohherewego]

I enjoy the idea of a younger Bruce (about early twenties) adopting Dick because I think it makes Bruce’s immaturity as a father figure more endearing. If anything, father doesn’t come into the picture until much later—it’s more of a brotherly configuration, at first.

Bruce takes Dick in because he sees the parallels of their situation and wants Dick to have a different future than him, but he doesn’t understand kids. So he lets Dick do whatever he wants; eat ice-cream at 3am, skip school, play whatever video games he wants, in the way your older sibling will sit you in front of the TV while they talk to friends or something.

He indulges Dick’s whims because he thinks that’s what kids should be able to do. He’s working off an immature, naive framework.

But then Dick becomes Robin, and things get real, fast. And Bruce realizes he has to take more responsibility for Dick. There needs to be limits and boundaries.

And Dick doesn’t understand the shift because he viewed Bruce as this older brother/mentor figure who was permissive and let him have the freedom to do what he wants. Now he can’t, and it feels like an invasion of boundaries instead of what it is; developing healthy ones.

So they fight. And bicker. And Dick probably throws in a few “I hate you”s that wound Bruce more than he ever thought possible. But slowly, they mature. Bruce prioritizes Dick’s well-being while still giving him what a kid needs and Dick realizes how much Bruce really cares.

And slowly, they grow to be father and son.

[danahart]

somebody tell that bitch sebastian vettel that i fucking love him

[inoreuct]

thinking about zoro being the crew's main protector.

it’s quite literally his role amongst the straw hats; luffy's captain, usopp's their sniper, sanji cooks, nami navigates, chopper's their doctor, franky's their shipwright, jinbei's their helmsman and brook's their musician but zoro? zoro's their swordsman. zoro’s their guardian. his job is to be the first line of defense and protect everybody else so they can focus on doing their own thing and sure, none of them really need protecting��� but they don't have to worry about defending themselves, either, because whoever they can't or don't want to handle zoro will finish up (if he hasn't gotten to them first).

like imagine a bunch of idiots cornering one of the crew (bad idea.) and picking nami because she's the woman without a devil fruit, as opposed to robin (BAD idea.). they've got her surrounded in the dead end of an alleyway and have somehow neutralised her clima-tact and she’s not worried, she’s not.

but against twelve men and with her weapon essentially now just a regular staff, she might be panicking. just a little. she’s gotten a couple of them good enough that they’re down for the count before a chain wrapped around her ankle trips her. it pulls at enough memories, faded but never forgotten, to bring up a sickening wave of fear and anger— and nami decides that she’s had enough of the bullshit.

she takes a deep breath and screams. “ZORO!”

the silence afterwards is deafening. the wind shifts, gently lifting the pieces of hair stuck to her sweaty face, and the men laugh uneasily. one of them yanks hard on the chain and she spits at him, heels scrabbling against the dusty ground even as he starts reeling her in like a fish on a hook. “he can’t hear you, little missy,” he snickers, grin widening the longer nobody shows up.

it’s still on his face when his head slides right off his neck.

blood sprays right before his body crumples like a doll. it takes a second for the others to realise and then the screaming starts— none of them get any farther than three steps before zoro’s cutting them down, swift swings of his sword and almost surgically precise slices rendering them incapacitated if not plain dead.

“sorry i’m late, witch.” the swordsman’s breathing hard, gore dripping off his blades even as he arcs one down and snaps the chain off nami’s leg with a growl. “did they hurt you?”

“no. no, i’m fine,” nami breathes, her smile quivering just a little— not because she’s shaken, no. because she’s pissed.

zoro’s voice is gruff as always, but his hands are careful if not outright gentle as he kneels to inspect her ankle before pulling her to her feet. “stay close,” he mutters, making sure that she’s nodded before cutting them a path through the fray. they bump into chopper next, and the doctor’s out cold over zoro’s shoulder in his regular form by the time sanji joins them to guard their flank. nami’s taken to just using her clima-tact as a bat for now, and it’s admittedly efficient.

she knew zoro would come. he always does. for all that they bicker and snip at each other, zoro has always protected his crew— even when said crew was just three people on what could barely be called a boat. he’d fought for her at arlong park and he fights for her now, his sword slicing over her head at an enemy she can’t see as she ducks low to jam her staff into another’s stomach.

they’ve moved closer to their ship when they find jinbei, then robin, then usopp, then brook and franky, and then zoro’s yelling luff, time to go! and their captain’s launching them all back onto the Sunny with a gleeful cackle that makes nami wheeze a laugh as they land in a mildly painful pile of limbs. somebody’s elbow digs into her ribs and she’s pretty sure that’s sanji’s bony kneecap pressed into her lower back. the swordsman swears as he sets about trying to pry them all apart and luffy seems to be actively fighting him, based on how his cursing’s getting more and more colourful.

behind them, their enemies burn, sliced to pieces. they debrief in the galley and zoro refuses to come away from the door until nami drags him by the ear and sanji threatens to personally shove dessert down his throat. they both know it’s because zoro’s still guarding them from a threat that doesn’t exist anymore.

they know he pretends not to care as much as he does. they know he keeps his words blunt and his swords sharp, but zoro lets luffy hang off him, unfazed, and makes a marginal effort to stick to nami’s budget even when he’s getting booze, and he eats his dessert. every last bit. he lets usopp fire moving targets to slice through so they can both practice. he keeps collateral damage when sparring with sanji to a minimum. he stitches whoever needs it up himself when chopper’s a little too tired.

and when his crew calls, he answers.

(now with a part from nami’s pov!)

[itsb3anbug]

if they do a helly/helena pregnancy arc i WILL hunt down ben stiller and kill him.

[c1ittorus]

not to be horny but i’m trying to get fucked stupid

[ffffinalizer]

[cynicalmusings]

[buckingham-ashtray]

ANOTHER reversed heart monitor.

This time FLATLINED.

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

seriously look at this

we can clearly see when smith let go of sherlock he did NOT flatline at all:

and when john checked the saline bag it was visibly still going as well:

THEN right after “what kind of a doctor are you” the heart rate waveform became a line going from left to right stamping out the patterns???

sorry about the shite quality I can’t see it either let’s try again:

after that while the monitor’s beeping was still audible there were nothing but lines on the screen:

Tell me I’m not seeing things.

[rosesradio]

i try not to let dumbass fandom disk horse take up any space in my mind but now on behalf of the percico side of the fandom that had to deal with that entitled negativity i wanna write a percico drabble

actually the smuttier and more offensive the better

[unwillingdarling]

I have a fantasy to share 🥺 I know you talk a lot about filming taking a girl’s ass, but I want the camera set up across the room.

I want to see how much you like forcing something big inside me while I whine face down. I want to see your eyes roll back when you fuck into my tight hole hard and deep. I want to see you smile when I start crying, when you tell me how long it’s going to last, when I try and squirm away. I want it to hurt so good, and I want a video of you coming inside me.

Then, I want to be made to watch it over and over again with a plug stretching my ass and your fingers fucking my mouth. Maybe my nipples clamped too? I want to know that no matter how much it hurts, my holes were made to get you off. That you prefer my ass because it’s tighter and feels better on your cock. I want to know how much pleasure you get out of hurting me. And I want you to make me watch it until you’re horny enough to fill me up again.

aren’t you just full of good ideas, hm? <3

love the idea of making you watch me tear you apart until you’re trembling as well, until you’re ready to stutter out that you want me to fuck you again, that you need to see it happen live, please - please let you watch while pinned on your back, you’ll do anything -

mmm fucking your mouth with my fingers until you’re gagging and drooling and i tell you to thank me for being so good to your holes, and then laugh at how you try to garble out the words around your mouth being full

and how could i deny such a pretty request, hm? it sounds to me like you’re learning your place - and maybe i’ll let you watch this recording later on if your hole still feels like heaven, as i flip you back over, shoving your head into the sheets <3

[samaraxmorgan]

PHENOMENAL NEWS!! My horrible boss who would scream and throw things everywhere got fired REJOICE!!!

[tetzoro]

breaking out of selective mutism is the hardest thing i’ve ever had to do tbh and anytime someone makes me feel bad for not speaking i want to kick them in the shin