#or EW get a room

[only-one-brain-cell]

Headcannon that while Pen wants to know everything about Mark Emily just goes forget Mark I wanna know about Maeve. (Because Maeve is alive and their thriving as a couple.) Spencer is bright red like any other time Maeve is mentioned. Emily insists on meeting her so while they are in the elevator Spencer calls her, which is bad because he starts off the call with “hi sweetheart.”

“OH MY GOD YOU CALL HER SWEETHEART??!”

“…. That was Emily she wants to meet you we are all going out to eat.”

“Tell me where and I’ll meet you there.”

“Ok., I love you.”

“Love you too Spence.”

Emily when Maeve shows up: I love your cardigan oh my god you two are matching that’s so cute, come sit I have a thousand questions.

Spencer: did Emily just steal my girlfriend?? *sits and pouts because he’s not getting cuddles while in Maeve’s presence.*

[sersir]

Get you a man like Pat

[baconcolacan]

Any AU + Canon divergence

If Tom and Tord started dating in highschool, then moved in with Edd later, Tord would fucking bring his dakimakura with him (He spent money on it thanks!), and the first time he and Tom sleep together on the same bed its in between them cause Tord is used to hugging it when he sleeps.

Tom is mad uncomfy ofc cause wtf anime girl pillow????

“Why is that here”

“??? I need it to sleep”

“Why do you need that to sleep????”

“I need to hug something to sleep”

“……” [[TAKE A HINT TORD???]]

“Okay thats all?? Good night Thomas <3”

And he fucking curls up against the pillow and zonks out right then and there, leaving his boyfriend to just stare down at him in disbelief.

[rebouks]

Previous // Next

Wyatt: You’re not staying here again tonight-.. in fact, I don’t even want you in this country. Kian: Wha-… [Kian spluttered over his tea for a moment before regaining his composure and setting it down] Kian: What on earth do you expect me to do? Wyatt: I really don’t care-.. whatever you were doing before you arrived? Kian: Well, I spent most of my probation languishing at the penthouse, but it didn’t feel right. [Wyatt squinted, perhaps Kian had learned something-..] Kian: You know, like it wouldn’t be the same until we got everyone back together-.. eh, almost everyone. Wyatt: [scoffs] That’s what you want to do? Kian: Don’t you? Wyatt: All that time wasting away in prison and you want to jump straight back into the lifestyle that led you there? Kian: We would’ve been just fine if it weren’t for that traitorous redhead… [Kian trailed off and held Wyatt’s gaze expectantly, as though it were a given that his brother would agree. Wyatt wondered if Kian had conveniently forgotten his own involvement in the downfall of their father-.. and Ashton’s, not that he really knew about that part, or whether he was too brain dead to have noticed amongst the chaos] Kian: Aren’t you tired of playing house out here? It’s all but forgotten, we could go back and-… Wyatt: You are not my family. Kian: But we’re brothers-.. you’re literally the only family I’ve got left. [Wyatt laughed dismissively; he could’ve vomited at the sight of Kian’s hurt expression] Wyatt: If you’re suddenly so compelled to act like my brother, then leave-.. get as far away from here as possible and don’t come back, and don’t you dare mention my whereabouts to anyone who bothers asking. Kian: Where do you suppose I ought to go from here then? Wyatt: Really? You finally have complete freedom and you’re asking me what to do with your life? Honestly, I’d love to suggest suicide but I doubt you’d have the wherewithal, nor the guts. Kian: There’s no need for that, my god-.. what’s the matter with you? Father would-… Wyatt: Father this, father that, he’s been dead for over a decade, Kian; get over it or go and fucking join him. [Kian scoffed, shaking his head with such similar derision to their father that Wyatt wanted to choke him senseless] Kian: I should’ve expected no less than your typical hostility-.. ten years and you haven’t changed a bit. Wyatt: That makes two of us. Kian: I suppose I’ll be the bigger man as usual and do as you’ve asked, shall I? Wyatt: [tightly] Mhm, do that. Kian: It’s a good job I didn’t finish unpacking. Wyatt: Perhaps you aren’t completely lacking in forethought after all. [Wyatt clenched his fist around the handle of his mug, fighting the urge to launch it at his brother’s giant, disgusting head-.. he definitely wasn’t worth the mess though, and the tea within was nowhere near hot enough to cause satisfactory damage]

[eloise175]

Imagine if in Eorka they created a device similar to a camera that was able to take photos. The device is of course quite expensive and powered by mana.

With this in mind, Penelope takes full advantage of it and tasks Cedric with taking pictures of Callisto while he is training, which is a sight to behold.

Cedric gets paid handsomely and carries through with it without remorse.

Penelope now has a collection of Callisto’s pictures while he is shirtless and hot. Those are some of her most prized possessions hidden away from the entire world, only meant for her and her alone.

Callisto does notice at some point that his aide is doing this, and when he finds out about the whole thing he just willingly poses for the camera, he’s absolutely shameless and smug too:

Callisto: oh, so these are for the Princess?

Cedric: yes, so it appears

Callisto: make sure to catch my good side, which is every side

Cedric: respectfully—that’s disgusting.

[kuyaoya]

SPOILERS FOR BILLOWING WILDFIRE KUYA. ROOM 2 spoilers only.

New kuya room 2 is revolutionary for bottom kuya lovers. He is teased by Eiden. amazing.

I don't know if he'll ever get to actually bottom. But if we get more rooms like this in the future I will be satisfied.

Eiden I like this new play style more then you'll ever know.

9/10 room. -1 point for saying sack too much.

[yourinaudiblename]

if any of my irl friends have a crush on me they need to tell me immediately so to stop acting freaky around them. cuz like what if one day I ask to make out with them for the 500th time and they do it??? so scary

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

[ask-reject-room-64]

A New Start

?????????: What do you mean?!!?? It's the purple button!!!!!

?????????: There are 5 purple buttons!!!! Why the HELL would you make a camera like this??!!!

?????????: For god's sake Larry it isn't rocket science!!!!

Larry: It is when you build a camera that is also a ROCKET!!!!

?????????: I'll build my camera however I DAMN WELL PLEASE!!!

Larry: Well I "DAMN WELL" WISH YOU WOULD USE A REGULAR CAMERA LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!!!!

Bing: Don't you SASS ME LARRY!!!!!!

Larry: Uh, Bing?

Bing: WHAT IS IT LARRY?!

Larry: Camera's on.

Bing: Wh-

Bing: ................................................

Bing: *ahem* Welcome!!!! I am GENIUS FILM DIRECTOR BING!!!!

ASK ME AND MY ASSISTANT LARRY ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE!!!

Larry: Don't forget to mention the clones, that's the big selling point here.

Bing: SHUT UP LARRY!!!!! They are obviously here for ME!!!!

But yes, I also have a few spare rejected clones from one of my previous experiments. Feel free to ask them questions too?? I guess???

[girlspecimen]

i really do not understand how you can be a cis lesbian terf or outspoken transmisogynist because how do you not realize that if the myth that trans women are predators who need to be kept out of “women’s spaces” becomes widely treated as truth, the next people that are going to be ousted from women’s spaces for “perving on innocent women” are gonna be US. are gonna be cis lesbians. how can you live a life where you’ve no doubt had at least brushes with the predatory lesbian stereotype and NOT realize you’re doing the exact same shit to trans women.

[i-like-books-and-women]

Okay so my newest brain worm is kinda based around how after Zach comes out to Jon and Angel and they're like "omg bro thank you for telling us we love you" pretty much instantly Angel looks back between Zach and Ruben once or twice and is like "Shut the fuck up you're dating" and they're like "I mean like we haven't really talked about that but like-" and Angel essentially goes "Ooh friends with benefits? Based." And I kinda forgot how perceptive he is at times so I think it'd be really funny if he just straight up missed a lot of subtext but can clock any romantic/sexual developments/activities in any of them pretty much instantly. If Jon started dating someone he knew the next time he saw him without being told. He knew Zach and Ruben were gonna get engaged before it had even happened and sent them a congratulations text like the day after despite not being told, not seeing them in person for a hot second, and the fact that they didn't live together anymore.

[altschmerzes]

…im having like. THEE most galaxy brained grey’s anatomy fic concept spring forth fully formed in my mind and it probably would sound inside to anyone else but im just. IMMEDIATELY enamoured by it.

[sovlstie]

"    jesus    christ    ,    viv    .    we    didn't    do    anything    .    don't    you    think    i    at    least    owed    her    a    conversation    ?    an    explanation    as    to    why    i    called    the    engagement    off    ?    we    can't    be    completely    selfish    about    all    of    this    .    her    feelings    were    involved    too    .    i    thought    you    trusted    me    .    "

[noididnotsignupforthis]

on god, if the government flips and things somehow become worse i will take to the streets.

this entire election is just giving me such a weird emotional strain??? like i am turning 18 this year, this is the country where i have to live in, will get a job in, will roam around the streets, i should have the right to feel safe and i should have the right to support who i want,

india has so many fucking issues and somehow the only thing people focus on is it's caste during voting???

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

ivy what on earth is happening

i don't keep up with current events babe im too dumb for that

[sar3nka]

Walked in on my rats sucking each other off I can't take this anymore STOOOP