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He needs his own villian series so bad I’m sorry I want more dedicated men obsessed 👨💼
They are definitely psychotic men but dang the passion😍
#gong yoo#squid game#i love him#he’s so cute#bad men are fun#husband#the recruiter#love#daddy asf#daddy#gong yoo x reader#villian au#villain series#queen#message me#inbox#smut#the salesman#the salesman x reader#daddy k!nk#daddy's good girl#korean#korean men#south korea#japanese#bd/sm daddy#spank me daddy#gold#black women#inbox open
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If Harry’s tragedy is that he can’t go on like this but he has to, Kim’s tragedy is that he doesn’t have to go on like this but he will.
#disco elysium#Anyone about to write an essay on this wrt. Kim’s capacity for change: yes. That’s the problem.#Harry is stuck in the RCM because a lifetime of disability and a lack of outside support have rendered him unable to adapt#Kim is stuck in the RCM because hes too fucking adaptable. He copes too well with his adverse circumstances to recognise when he should dip#The cage is open the window is thrown wide he’s just built a nest in there and the cats don’t swat at it enough to make him want to leave#Anyway was thinking about this after someone posted about the no recruiting Kim ending. Sad for them! They need each other a little!#(Harry’s cage is also open but it’s suspended from a 60ft tree and he is a legless penguin)#(“You can just leave” onlookers call up to him “come down here. go hang out in the shack with the other flightless birds. It’ll be fine”)#(Not really accounting for how he’s supposed to get down there in the first place)
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im late to the glazing but here
#the recruiter#squid game#squid game season 2#squid game fanart#the salesman#digital artist#commissions open
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2Jul24
Mr. Cowell, in need of attention, Implanted an H. Styles mention; He says he was rung And praises were sung, Which, much like his face, is invention.
#larry#harry#harry styles#simon cowell#fin from STONE (one of louis' openers) publicized a message sent on simon's behalf#trying to recruit him to audition for simon's hunt for the next 1D#fin responded with a 'go fuck yourself' for simon#and a sweet little 'team1D' to boot#simon's butthurt so he manufactured some clickbait#a story of harry calling him 3 weeks ago to talk about the good times#and the articles make a point to mention louis and niall unfollowing simon#so it serves all of simon's nefarious purposes:#exploit harry's name for attention and promotion and good favour#and push the idea that the boys aren't a united albeit latent front#feel like i might go to hell for this one#but at least i can read the limerick to simon in person#limerick-hs#july 2#2024
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Me, gasping awake: "Omg, I haven't thought about Rosinante in days!"
My brain: "No worries fam, here's a huge CoraHawk fake dating fix it AU."
Me: "Thank you :)"
*10 minutes later*
Me: "But you know we can't have Mihawk without Shanks, especially if this is set during their duelling times, and also I think Shanks and Rosinante would get on like a house on fire--"
My brain: "This is gonna be a polyamorous Rosinante/Mihawk/Shanks story before long, who do you think I am??"
#the brainrot is real#cora gets to live#law gets all the dads#i actually think cora secretly being alive wouldn't change too much up until marineford#if mihawk arrives just in time to save cora's life on minion island no one besides him and law and maybe sengoku would know he's alive#the marines wouldn't manage to stick doffy into prison without cora's evidence so he'd still be around and plotting#law still would recruit his crew and set out for adventure bc he's got the big question of his secret names that needs to be answered#really only difference is law being more emotionally balanced and having gotten a couple more lessons in swordsmanship and haki from mihawk#cora would only officially join law's crew when they enter the new world to let law grow on his own for a bit first#and law would absolutely be miffed with the knowledge that shanks is out there absolutely keeping an eye on them while in the new world#donquixote rosinante#rosinante corazon#dracule mihawk#red haired shanks#trafalgar law#mishanks#corahawk#corashanks#uuuh... idk how to good poly ship name#coramishanks#? feels a bit difficult to read and understand but i'm keeping it for now - open to suggestions tho#mihawk x shanks#rosinante x mihawk#rosinante x shanks#rosinante x mihawk x shanks#coramishanks fix it au#one piece
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accepting squid game reqs!
hey, this is alec!! I'm super ready to write anything squid game for any character, ship, as well as solo fics, and AUs!
so send me requests pls, im like dying of hyperfixating(?) about these bitches everyday and not having a vent, and you can ask for characters from both seasons!!
im very interested to write for -
-hwang inho
-seong gihun
-cho sangwoo
-kang daeho
-the salesman
but any other characters are okay too! id love to write for them all <3
go ahead and request! love you all <33
#alecwrites#alecfics#requests are open#squid game#squid game season 2#squid game s2#squid game 2#seong gihun#seong gi hun#hwang inho#hwang in-ho#hwang in ho#seong gi-hun#kang daeho#kang dae ho#dae ho#hwang jun ho#hwang junho#the salesman#the recruiter#kim junhee#cho hyunju#kang saebyeok#sae byeok#cho sangwoo#sangwoo#gihun#inho#gihun x inho#457
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I don't think anything will ever be funnier than Banesaw's first of his only two sentences being, "Finally, I get to kill a Schnee," knocking Weiss unconscious in a single hit, then just chucking her into the next room so Blake can save her
#rwde#forever giggling and exasperated by this train sequence#this could have been avoided if it had been BLAKE fighting Banesaw and far more interesting too#they (presumably) had HISTORY. HE WANTED TO DRAG HER BACK INTO THE FOLD. THIS COULDVE BEEN PERSONAL#and literally NOTHING came out of a white fang member meeting a schnee so what was the FUCKING POINT SHAWLUNA#YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY#also im like 99% sure banesaw is just yatsuhashis model w a mask#anyway wtf was that train plot eh? was the purpose solely to cause chaos and destruction? wtf was the goal?#seriously early rwby schemes feel so random. reminds me of mcu thanos oddly enough#the way both cinder and thanos bip bopped between destruction for destructions sake and Big Smart Plan with Big Purpose is uh. Bad#and for the exact same reason: there was no structure or forethought in the writing process#also both were written by shitty men. i will fight the russos in a parking lot with nothing but my teeth#they absolutely shouldve been fired after civil war. absolute dogshit#do not ask me abt my mcu opinions i will never stop screaming#edit: forgot banesaw opened for roman at the white fang recruitment meeting so he has FIVE lines not two#two out of five lines are abt members of rwby yet neither amt to anything. yeehaw
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I think there should be some magnificent writing done of the looming moral dilemma of Elspeth Rook Mercar, the Breaker of Bonds, the firm believer in heroic nonsense, falling for a Lucanis Dellamorte, whose calling is death, the First Talon of the Crows. Because no matter how big and soft his heart is, he’s still unavoidably will lead the organization who helped to save Thedas, yes, but also is intertwined with many of the horrors that the Shadow Dragons oppose. And yet, still she will always choose Treviso, instead of Minrathous.
#this is so random#I love Veilguard I do very very much#but gods I needed more#nuances? non erasure of ugly bits?#the post-game lives of these two plague me#because its unavoidable of Rook learning how some crows are recruited#how they are trained#how Lucanis was trained by Caterina#that at the center of the pain and gloom there is family and love#and yet despite her morals and principles she stays by his side#she becomes the wife of the fitst talon she is gifted that dammed opal ring with Caterina’s blessing#because even though Rook is not a crow and cannot and will not be a crow she is *loyal*#like a dog#because she understands the importance of family unlike one specific man#I have so many thoughts about it#my rook would be so conflicted she hates Caterina for the abuse yet pities the woman lost to grief and and doom of her children and grand#and who doomed what was left#it’s so fascinating#please oh please BioWare give me a post canon dlc#I need to have a convo with the grandma please#on the brighter side the sheet confusion and frustration of Illario to comedic degree#because after everything he does bit expect Caterina to welcome Rook to the family with open arms#I live by the misery of Dellamorte family and the sheer comedic potential of in-law Rook and Illario#dragon age rook#rook#lucanis x rook#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#veilguard spoilers
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spiral + @screenshotsofdespair II
#spiral from the book of saw#spiral 2021#spiralshipping#william schenk#zeke banks#william emmerson#spiral#sawposting#mine#not the point but i love william's eyebrows in that last shot hehe <33 and his eyes#spiral screenshotdespair edit#the last one is intended to be like the recruiting scene lmao i thought it was funny if william wouldve opened with 'hey are you interested#in pain (sensation)? would you like to inflict it unto others ?'
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Guess who's the mf who's making au and fanarts from a ponytown rp with a dearest friend once more??????
IT'S ME!!!!!!
I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKERRRR!!!!!!!!!
Demon'oHuntin AU
Charlie "Nephew of the Top Ranked Demon Slayer" Dompler is forced into the field, right after his uncle becomes missing. Before he accepted the recruitment of a certain Mr. Boss, he tested his summoning and banishing skills... in his own home. All ingredients are improv'd, incantations are definitely butchered and the only thing he is 100% sure of is the runes and the ritual circle (he have done it time and time again since he was young after all).
Sure, he had seen demons firsthand before so to see one is not surprising if the ritual succeed, but you see, he never summoned one himself. He fully believes he'd just end up empty-handed and give up his dreams and live like a normal critter. So to see one, right in the middle of his room, he can't help but stagger-
When Pim phrases it that way, Charlie can't help but be deeply flustered and unsettled help him-
This dumbass doesn't know how to banish the demon and now Pim is binded to him. That's alright since Pim actually yearns to live a mortal life. Hell, he's even keen to show Charlie the ropes on how to be a proper demon hunter... of course, with a few cheeky tricks and pranks here and there haha.
Allan sure does love his coffee in the mortal realm. Angels are not allowed to have coffee in heavennnn. It's because of the caffeineeee-uh
#pim pimling#charlie dompler#allan red#smiling friends#smiling friends fanart#unreone doodles#sketches#ponytown advenchah!!!#Demon!Pim#Hunter!Charlie#Angel!Allan#tune in im brewing some comics out of this also#Demon'oHuntin AU#Glep and Marge are like pro demon hunter duo already#up until they are recruiter by Mr. Boss#Allan also yearns for mortal life just more lowkey about it#Zoey is a witch that provides ingredients and services and open for all demons angels and hunters no judgement#pony town#mont n' mel#mellowvisions
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Okay now I'm curious about your TMA/Gravity Falls crossover. Is it like the cast of TMA get a cartoony summer adventure or is it like the cast of Gravity Falls have to deal with The Horrors? Or is it something else?
See this fic enchants me because it’s sort of both. One of the Rules of the fic is that the characters absolutely must maintain the conventions of their genre. So it’s the TMA universe and all of its grimdark cosmic horror grappling with the metaphysically displaced Mystery Twins, who operate on cartoon logic.
So it’s a lot of:
Elias: As you can see, you are all quite trapped. Under the contract, you cannot quit and you cannot kill me, so I suggest you all--
Mabel and Dipper: *exchange a look*
Dipper, stonefaced: *shrinks him with the size changing gem*
Mabel: *picks him up by his blazer and puts him in a jar*
The TMA crew: *staring*
Dipper, clapping once: so that's him handled.
Tim, completely broken, having to sit down: what
Dipper: I mean he can't do his evil machinations when he's like two inches tall in a jar and he's not going to die either so--oh uh Mabel? You put holes in that jar right?
Mabel, already going through Elias’s wallet and pocketing the cash: I can't be expected to think of everything Dipper
Dipper: I'm sure he's fine there, there was some air to start with and--we'll add holes. We'll add some holes
#Mabel and dipper have to grapple with the horrors but the horrors have to grapple with them#it’s Mabel and Dipper stuck in the TMA universe with Jon—who panicked—as their fake dad#look in his defense he was half mad with paranoia and had no legal explanation as to how he suddenly had kids past ‘uhhh I was a teen dad.’#‘the adoption was open. they’re visiting.’#Elias spends the entire time absolutely vibrating with frustration because those are not his fucking kids and they’re causing him so much#fucking trouble. but everyone chalks his skepticism up to racism because dipper and Mabel look white and Jon doesn’t#meanwhile Stan and ford are trying to illegally universe hop to save the kids#Gerry Keay is there because he fell in with ford when he accidentally hopped into the TMA universe years back#they were fake dad and son and ford took him with him when he finally escaped#they got separated when he needed to get cancer treatment#ford left him in a utopia and it was just. too perfect. Gerry just wants a world that’s a normal amount of fucked up. he’s chewing the walls#of this place. the alternative music scene is nonexistent because there’s nothing to rebel against. he can’t live like this. its too perfect#ford recruits him to help save the kids with the promise of a world that was a semi normal amount of fucked
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“I ain’t never seen him wear a cowboy hat but man I’ll ride all night long 😍😍😍”
#gong yoo#cowboy#cowboy yoo#daddy#he’s so cute#lord I want him#the recruiter#korean#korean men#the trunk#love#inbox open#daddy asf#smut#message me#netflix#king#vogue korea#scoop#be yourself#i love him#i love you#squid game#squid game smut#coffee prince#kdrama#korean drama#black people#black queen#black writers
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i like the idea of qwat au however i also love the first david fight scene and I was born indecisive. so
#solution: quinn joins after Eliot beats his ass but not formally#he joins the team by being recruited every other episode where eliot has to grift so they need a second hitter#methinks I would've liked to see Quinn during the blue line ep instead of this Vlad fellow#quinn calling Eliot 'jacque' in that tense hint-of-exes way that everyone kept using when they called him jacque#wait what if opened a google doc#no... unless?#leverage#mr quinn#quinn leverage#eliot spencer#eliot x quinn#quinn x eliot
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WHO VANDALIZED DAAN'S FANDOM WIKI PAGE
#i opened up a page of all the contestants to recruit them and i get JUMPSCARED BY CATBOY DAAN SPRITE#THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY#IM FUCKING PISSING MYSELF#AAHAAHHH#fear and hunger#fear and hunger termina#f&h termina#f&h#f&h2#f&h daan#daan von dutch#furry
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So supposedly the World Government created the Shichibukai System at the begining of the Great Pirate era, right? Roger's execution caused a massive influx of pirates to go out to the seas to try and claim One Piece, so between that and the threat of the Yonkou the World Government wanted to get things "back in balance", thus they began recruiting some of the most powerful, willing pirates to "join" their side. And so we got our funny little Warlords
If Crocodile did really set out on his funny little adventure immidiately after Roger's execution then he would've been offered the position of a Shichibukai within that first year of his pirating career, so it is actually very plausible Crocodile could be one of the true original Seven Warlords the WG picked out. But like, yeah, that leaves me wondering who the remaining six might've been. Who were the original Seven Warlords the World Government chose?
'Cause we know Hancock, Jinbei, Doflamingo and Kuma joined 13-4 years ago (respectively), so at least four of the original positions have been replaced at least once, if not more. Like for all we know the Shichibukai from the begining of the series could've been the third or fourth "generation" of Warlords
But also. We don't know when Mihawk nor Moria joined the Shichibukai. They could be people who took seats from previous Warlords like the others, or, for all we know, they could be from that original "first generation" of Shichibukai like Crocodile. They're both in the same age range (Mihawk a smidge younger than Croc and Moria a smidge older) and both were also present at Roger's execution (of course so was Doflamingo and he got his position only like 10 years ago, so being at the execution doesn't mean that much) so it is fairly plausible, they do fit the bill.
If Moria and Mihawk were from that "original generation of Shichibukai" then that would leave us with just a minimum of four "missing warlords" for Oda to reveal (and I'm sure Mr Burns, whose position went to Kuma after Ace kicked their ass, is one of them). Not that I'd mind if there were more, I just don't really need more either.
Thing is though. If Crocodile, Mihawk and Moria were all from that "first generation" of Shichibukai... Okay I know this sounds stupid as hell but as a trio, I think those three in particular could be kind of comparable to Luffy-Law-Kid, right. 'Cause you got the Crocodad, the Reasonable Swordsman, and the Angy Edgelord. Right. Like they are kind of comparable in that sense, right.
I think it'd be kind of cute. If Croc-Hawk-Moria were the Luffy-Law-Kid Disaster Trio of their era. And yeah that alone kind of makes me wish they were Warlords Together, From The Begining
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Point is that I want Shichibukai Lore. Oda please#I am absolutely convinced the Burn Scar Man is the Shichibukai Ace beat up though (AND a fishman called Davy Jones)#So sooner or later someone is gonna go fight that guy to get the final Road Poneglyph from him and once that's done like#The fuck is he gonna do?#Oh hey looks like Cross Guild is recruiting more former Warlords why not go join them? 👀#(They have an opening for a fishman for that Romancing SaGa 2 comparison and god knows Jinbei ain't joining)#Anyway yeah if/when we get to see Mr Burns I'm pretty sure we might get some Shichibukai Lore#Either that or with Crocodile's eventual flashback. It's one or the other. The beans will be spilled eventually.
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"Operation Christmas is a go--"
#;we are recruiting new agents of (Christmas) chaos B(#;open starter--?#;or like to have your muse's space invaded??(an ask)
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