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[recingheel123]

Assalamualaikum wr.wb hai teman-teman saya dari SMK MUTU PANDAAN di sekolah ini banyak sekali jurusan yang keren dan menarik loh yaitu : TKJ(teknik komputer dan jaringan),FKK(farmasi klinik kesehatan),PS(perbankkan syariah),TLM(teknik laboratorium medic),ASKEP(asisten keprawatan) dan juga disini itu banyak banget kegiatan yang seru dan menarik danjuga disini itu guru dan muridnya ramah-ramah loh jadi tunggu apa lagi yuk segera daftar kan dirimu ke SMK MUTU PANDAAN caranya mudah kok dengan cara hubungi saja no yang ada di atas

ingat ya "belum dicoba belum tau"

[convoloutedinjoke]

If Harry’s tragedy is that he can’t go on like this but he has to, Kim’s tragedy is that he doesn’t have to go on like this but he will.

[larrylimericks]

2Jul24

Mr. Cowell, in need of attention, Implanted an H. Styles mention; He says he was rung And praises were sung, Which, much like his face, is invention.

[invye]

Me, gasping awake: "Omg, I haven't thought about Rosinante in days!"

My brain: "No worries fam, here's a huge CoraHawk fake dating fix it AU."

Me: "Thank you :)"

*10 minutes later*

Me: "But you know we can't have Mihawk without Shanks, especially if this is set during their duelling times, and also I think Shanks and Rosinante would get on like a house on fire--"

My brain: "This is gonna be a polyamorous Rosinante/Mihawk/Shanks story before long, who do you think I am??"

[constantvariations]

I don't think anything will ever be funnier than Banesaw's first of his only two sentences being, "Finally, I get to kill a Schnee," knocking Weiss unconscious in a single hit, then just chucking her into the next room so Blake can save her

[aboxofcereales]

I think there should be some magnificent writing done of the looming moral dilemma of Elspeth Rook Mercar, the Breaker of Bonds, the firm believer in heroic nonsense, falling for a Lucanis Dellamorte, whose calling is death, the First Talon of the Crows. Because no matter how big and soft his heart is, he’s still unavoidably will lead the organization who helped to save Thedas, yes, but also is intertwined with many of the horrors that the Shadow Dragons oppose. And yet, still she will always choose Treviso, instead of Minrathous.

[doodlyreone]

Guess who's the mf who's making au and fanarts from a ponytown rp with a dearest friend once more??????

IT'S ME!!!!!!

I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKERRRR!!!!!!!!!

Demon'oHuntin AU

Charlie "Nephew of the Top Ranked Demon Slayer" Dompler is forced into the field, right after his uncle becomes missing. Before he accepted the recruitment of a certain Mr. Boss, he tested his summoning and banishing skills... in his own home. All ingredients are improv'd, incantations are definitely butchered and the only thing he is 100% sure of is the runes and the ritual circle (he have done it time and time again since he was young after all).

Sure, he had seen demons firsthand before so to see one is not surprising if the ritual succeed, but you see, he never summoned one himself. He fully believes he'd just end up empty-handed and give up his dreams and live like a normal critter. So to see one, right in the middle of his room, he can't help but stagger-

When Pim phrases it that way, Charlie can't help but be deeply flustered and unsettled help him-

This dumbass doesn't know how to banish the demon and now Pim is binded to him. That's alright since Pim actually yearns to live a mortal life. Hell, he's even keen to show Charlie the ropes on how to be a proper demon hunter... of course, with a few cheeky tricks and pranks here and there haha.

Allan sure does love his coffee in the mortal realm. Angels are not allowed to have coffee in heavennnn. It's because of the caffeineeee-uh

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Okay now I'm curious about your TMA/Gravity Falls crossover. Is it like the cast of TMA get a cartoony summer adventure or is it like the cast of Gravity Falls have to deal with The Horrors? Or is it something else?

See this fic enchants me because it’s sort of both. One of the Rules of the fic is that the characters absolutely must maintain the conventions of their genre. So it’s the TMA universe and all of its grimdark cosmic horror grappling with the metaphysically displaced Mystery Twins, who operate on cartoon logic.

So it’s a lot of:

Elias: As you can see, you are all quite trapped. Under the contract, you cannot quit and you cannot kill me, so I suggest you all--

Mabel and Dipper: *exchange a look*

Dipper, stonefaced: *shrinks him with the size changing gem*

Mabel: *picks him up by his blazer and puts him in a jar*

The TMA crew: *staring*

Dipper, clapping once: so that's him handled.

Tim, completely broken, having to sit down: what

Dipper: I mean he can't do his evil machinations when he's like two inches tall in a jar and he's not going to die either so--oh uh Mabel? You put holes in that jar right?

Mabel, already going through Elias’s wallet and pocketing the cash: I can't be expected to think of everything Dipper

Dipper: I'm sure he's fine there, there was some air to start with and--we'll add holes. We'll add some holes

[thebrasspope]

WHO VANDALIZED DAAN'S FANDOM WIKI PAGE

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Toga: I sleep with a knife.

Dabi: Both of you are pathetic.

Tomura: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Dabi: Hawks.

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[moongothic]

So supposedly the World Government created the Shichibukai System at the begining of the Great Pirate era, right? Roger's execution caused a massive influx of pirates to go out to the seas to try and claim One Piece, so between that and the threat of the Yonkou the World Government wanted to get things "back in balance", thus they began recruiting some of the most powerful, willing pirates to "join" their side. And so we got our funny little Warlords

If Crocodile did really set out on his funny little adventure immidiately after Roger's execution then he would've been offered the position of a Shichibukai within that first year of his pirating career, so it is actually very plausible Crocodile could be one of the true original Seven Warlords the WG picked out. But like, yeah, that leaves me wondering who the remaining six might've been. Who were the original Seven Warlords the World Government chose?

'Cause we know Hancock, Jinbei, Doflamingo and Kuma joined 13-4 years ago (respectively), so at least four of the original positions have been replaced at least once, if not more. Like for all we know the Shichibukai from the begining of the series could've been the third or fourth "generation" of Warlords

But also. We don't know when Mihawk nor Moria joined the Shichibukai. They could be people who took seats from previous Warlords like the others, or, for all we know, they could be from that original "first generation" of Shichibukai like Crocodile. They're both in the same age range (Mihawk a smidge younger than Croc and Moria a smidge older) and both were also present at Roger's execution (of course so was Doflamingo and he got his position only like 10 years ago, so being at the execution doesn't mean that much) so it is fairly plausible, they do fit the bill.

If Moria and Mihawk were from that "original generation of Shichibukai" then that would leave us with just a minimum of four "missing warlords" for Oda to reveal (and I'm sure Mr Burns, whose position went to Kuma after Ace kicked their ass, is one of them). Not that I'd mind if there were more, I just don't really need more either.

Thing is though. If Crocodile, Mihawk and Moria were all from that "first generation" of Shichibukai... Okay I know this sounds stupid as hell but as a trio, I think those three in particular could be kind of comparable to Luffy-Law-Kid, right. 'Cause you got the Crocodad, the Reasonable Swordsman, and the Angy Edgelord. Right. Like they are kind of comparable in that sense, right.

I think it'd be kind of cute. If Croc-Hawk-Moria were the Luffy-Law-Kid Disaster Trio of their era. And yeah that alone kind of makes me wish they were Warlords Together, From The Begining

[kirkwallguy]

Your posts give me the impression that the developers were trying too hard again, like they did with Inquisition, which ended up with a somewhat good, but often bad, or half-finished game. I don't know whether that makes the whole situation sound sad or funny. :/

honestly i don't even know... i think there are definitely areas where they overstretched themselves but im probably less than halfway through the game and have probably seen more of the companions already than i did in the entirety of dai. and outside of the writing it's obvious that they spent a LOT of time polishing exploration / maps in a way they didn't in dai. but how polished and technically well done the game is kind of makes the shit narrative and lore choices even more confusing because they Chose to do that.

[distressedwalnut]

madcom background practice! I'm seeing a lot of mistakes but it's a start-

[pinkertinn]

"Why Even Leon Kennedy Would Struggle to Get Hired Today"

Let’s face it: the job market these days is brutal. You could be a certified zombie slayer, carry the weight of an entire city’s survival on your back, and still be stuck refreshing LinkedIn at 2 a.m., wondering why your resume is collecting digital dust.

Take Leon Kennedy, for example. Fresh out of Raccoon City—survived his first day on the job by dodging more mutated monstrosities than bad Tinder dates—and what does he get? A recruitment call from the U.S. government! Sounds dreamy, right? But in 2024? Nah. Our boy Leon would be ghosted faster than you can say, “T-Virus.”

Let’s break it down:

1. Entry-level requirements: "Must have 5+ years of experience in high-stress environments." Leon: I survived a zombie apocalypse, took down Mr. X, and became BFFs with a giant crocodile. Hiring Manager: “Cool, but do you have experience with Slack?”

2. References: Leon’s resume: References available upon request. The Government: Uh, we need three previous employers, two character references, and a college degree. We’ll also need to contact your high school gym teacher for some reason.

Leon’s only reference? Claire Redfield, who left his ass as soon as day broke the next day. She’s not answering the phone.

3. Skill assessments: Sure, Leon can solve a complex puzzle involving chess pieces and hidden doorways in a crumbling police station while fighting off zombie dogs, but can he pass a 45-minute timed Excel skills test? Doubtful. And don't even mention the personality quiz.

4. The interview process: Leon, a literal hero: “I saved the President’s daughter.” Recruiter: “That’s great, but where do you see yourself in five years?” Leon: “Uh... hopefully not still fighting bioweapons and saving humanity...?” Recruiter: “We’re looking for someone with more long-term career goals.”

5. Background check: Imagine HR combing through Leon’s file. "So... you’ve worked with a lot of secret government organizations? That sounds... suspicious. Oh, and your colleague Ada Wong? We can’t seem to verify her identity anywhere."

Yeah, no chance.

Conclusion: If Leon Kennedy can barely make the cut, what hope do the rest of us have? Maybe it’s time to add “zombie survival” to our resumes. Couldn’t hurt, right?