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90% of pregnancy plotlines

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the funniest possible version of jayvik TO ME is They Fucked Exactly Once And Never Talked About It

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Forgor to post it but chapter 4 of the jayvik abortion fic is up. They’re hanging out at a bar trading sexual histories

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RIP to you my princess or whatever that old fuck Freud said

every time I encounter cis viktor I automatically read him as an egg? Terminal

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every time I encounter cis viktor I automatically read him as an egg? Terminal

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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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farewell, my turnabout

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chapter three up!

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still not gonna hit you though

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Chapter two live

Call It A Dry Run (2146 words) by ConvolutedInJoke Chapters: 1/6 Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jayce/Viktor (League of Legends) Characters: Jayce (League of Legends), Viktor (League of Legends) Additional Tags: Unresolved Romantic Tension, Accidental Pregnancy, Abortion, Discussion of Abortion, Trans Character, Trans Viktor (League of Legends), Ableism, Internalised and otherwise, Classism, canon compliant if you squint, set about a year and a half into the season one time skip, zaun tourism, one very brief allusion to past underage sex, a cis man with tokophobia, Piltover doesn’t have fantasy Roe v. Wade but they do have fantasy eugenics

Summary: Jayce is standing two feet away, stiff as a board, looking like he’s trying very hard not to have a panic attack. “So it’s. Uh.” He says eloquently. He swallows, gestures, tries agin. “You’re—” “The configuration at the bottom of the vial indicated pregnancy, yes.” “I thought you said you couldn’t- anymore.” “I was wrong.” Viktor glances at the vial in his hand, shakes it. “Evidently.”   Or: What happens at the distinguished innovators competition doesn’t stay at the distinguished innovators competition. Jayce and Viktor take a day trip to Zaun about it.

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Call It A Dry Run (2146 words) by ConvolutedInJoke Chapters: 1/6 Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jayce/Viktor (League of Legends) Characters: Jayce (League of Legends), Viktor (League of Legends) Additional Tags: Unresolved Romantic Tension, Accidental Pregnancy, Abortion, Discussion of Abortion, Trans Character, Trans Viktor (League of Legends), Ableism, Internalised and otherwise, Classism, canon compliant if you squint, set about a year and a half into the season one time skip, zaun tourism, one very brief allusion to past underage sex, a cis man with tokophobia, Piltover doesn’t have fantasy Roe v. Wade but they do have fantasy eugenics

Summary: Jayce is standing two feet away, stiff as a board, looking like he’s trying very hard not to have a panic attack. “So it’s. Uh.” He says eloquently. He swallows, gestures, tries agin. “You’re—” “The configuration at the bottom of the vial indicated pregnancy, yes.” “I thought you said you couldn’t- anymore.” “I was wrong.” Viktor glances at the vial in his hand, shakes it. “Evidently.”   Or: What happens at the distinguished innovators competition doesn’t stay at the distinguished innovators competition. Jayce and Viktor take a day trip to Zaun about it.

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What does “deadbeat fujoshi” mean in your bio?

I force those 2 guys to kiss and then I neglect them emotionally and physically

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my favourite thing in the world is being cryptic but to break with convention: this is about those fuckass scientists from the league of legends show

day 38 in the hole

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day 38 in the hole