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[mystwrites]

A Simple Question

Summary: Gojo asks Yuta a question that’s been on his mind. Yuta should’ve known better than to lie to his mentor

CW: Tickling (don’t like, don’t read)

A/N: Welcome to my fandom list JJK!😁in case y’all don’t know, Yuta is my favorite lil bean🩷

Yuta was curled up under his blankets trying to keep warm while watching the raindrops drip down his window. It was a rather cold, rainy day and he loved watching how each bead dripped down the glass. To him, it was calming. Nothing felt more relaxing than the rain softly tapping at his window in the late afternoon after a long day.

A knock from his door pulled him from his thoughts. As he wondered who it could be, the thought of Panda, Inumaki and Maki asking him to join them for a group training session or going for a sushi run sounded the most likely. Yuta threw his blanket off and scrambled over to the door, getting his feet tangled amidst the struggle to reach the door as another set of knocking began.

“I’m coming! I’m coming!” Yuta called out, wiggling his legs free and stumbling to the door.

As the third set of knocking happened, Yuta finally opened the door. However, his friends weren’t at the door like he had assumed. Satoru Gojo stood in front of him, smiling and giving the teen a wave.

“Hey Yuta kun!” Gojo greeted.

“Ooh! G-Gojo sensei!! Come in! Ooohhhh no!! Is it cleaning day already?!? I’m so sorry I didn’t clean my room yet!” Yuta panicked, throwing all his dirty clothes into a nearby laundry basket and trying to make his bed as neat as possible.

“Oh don’t worry. Cleaning day isn’t until Friday. You still have a lot of time.” Gojo reassured, waving a hand. “I only came by to check on my favorite distant relative!”

This made Yuta frown. “Y-you told me I was your only relative that you genuinely liked…”

“Well, yes. You’re also my only known relative as of right now so it makes you my favorite by default!”

“R-right…so, what do you need, sensei?”

A smile. There was a smile on Gojo’s face and Yuta grew suspicious. Sure, it wasn’t odd to see Gojo swing by, he did for whatever reason love checking up on Yuta every afternoon but this smile felt different. It felt mischievous. Yuta was always told to fear Gojo’s mischievous smile because it meant shenanigans would ensue.

“G-Gojo sensei…” Yuta stammered, backing up towards his bed. “I don’t like the look you have on your face…”

“I just have a simple question for you.” Gojo replied, chuckling as Yuta sat on his bed and looked at him nervously. “Are you ticklish?”

“Oh no…” Yuta thought, now extremely on edge. “Calm down Yuta! Don’t let Gojo sensei know that you’re deathly ticklish and already got tickled to death by Panda and Inumaki! Keep it together!”

Gojo didn’t fail to see the sudden panic on the teen’s face nor did he mistake the sudden squeak. It was always fun to see how a student would react to his shenanigans and so far, every student lied to him about being ticklish. Those who were said no and the ones who weren’t did one of two things. They either said no and disappointed Gojo by not laughing or decided to be little turds and say yes only to laugh in Gojo’s face when he realized they weren’t ticklish. Gojo was interested to see what Yuta would say. All he knew at that moment was that Yuta’s mind was absolutely racing.

“N-no…I-I’m not ticklish!” Yuta whispered, squeaking as Gojo lifted his blindfold and showed him his eyebrows raising. “R-really! I’m serious! I’m not ticklish!”

Gojo nodded, looking at Yuta and pulling his blindfold back down. The classic “no, I’m not ticklish” was the way he chose to go about answering this question. It was expected and Gojo let out a laugh.

“Oh? Then why are you so jittery?” Gojo asked, watching Yuta look everywhere but at him. “Are you lying to me?”

“N-no! I-I-I’d never lie to you! I-I’m always like this!” Yuta sputtered, deciding it was time to make a break for it. “Y-you know that…OOOH LOOK! A BIRD!!”

“What? There’s no…hey! Don’t run from me!” Gojo gasped, realizing Yuta had created a diversion. “Yuta kun!~”

Darting around Gojo after giving him a distraction, Yuta ran as fast as he could to grab the handle of his door. He shrieked loudly as Gojo playfully grabbed his hips and lifted him up, flipping him so he’s hanging upside down.

“I gotcha!” Gojo growled, laughing as Yuta shrieked once more.

The giggles were immediate much to Gojo’s delight and he playfully spun around, making sure Yuta was laughing himself silly before launching the tickle attack. Gojo spun clockwise and then counter clockwise before spinning clockwise again, enjoying the laughter it caused.

“Wheeeee!!!” Gojo shouted, laughing along with Yuta as he spun around and around. “Wheeeeee!! You having fun yet, Yuta kun? Wheeeeee!!!”

“Aaaahhhh!! Gojo senseeeeiii!!” Yuta cried, laughing as Gojo stopped spinning him. “Ihihi’m…aaahhhhhh put me down!! Ihihi’m gonna fall!! I’m slipping!! I-I’m dihizzy!! AAAAAIIIYYYEEEEEHEEE!!”

Gojo hoisted Yuta back up, holding his thighs tightly so he doesn’t fall to the floor. “I gotcha! You’re not falling on my watch. Now I’ll ask you again, are you ticklish?~”

Yuta shook his head, smiling up at Gojo. That nervous smile was all Gojo needed to know he was lying. “I-I’m not ticklish!” he said, shrieking as Gojo’s hand suddenly clawed at his belly. “Aaahahahahaa!! Noooohohoho!! Aahhahaha!!”

“Ohhh…what do we have here?” Gojo asked, clawing at Yuta’s tummy once more. “I think you lied to me, Yuta kun! You are ticklish! I knew it! You little liar!”

Maki did say Yuta was “painfully” ticklish when Gojo had asked if she’d learned anything interesting about him. Gojo didn’t think it would be to that extent but boy was he wrong! Yuta was definitely ticklish and a screamer who could possibly make Gojo go deaf if the scream was aimed towards his ears. He screamed with each tickle and it gave Gojo so much joy. Much to his happiness, it seemed like Yuta was also having fun.

None of his students were ever this responsive to tickling and none of them tolerated it like Yuta was. Anyone else would’ve kicked, bit, punched and scratched at this point but not Yuta. All Yuta did was take whatever was given. The variety of touches to his sensitive tummy left the kid in stitches, his cheeks pink and his eyes squeezed shut.

“Ihihi’m fahahalling!” Yuta laughed, squealing as Gojo tossed him onto the bed and suddenly held his thighs down with one arm. “Oh no…”

Gojo suddenly shifted his position and started squeezing Yuta’s thighs, nearly deafened by the screaming that resulted. Laughing, Yuta weakly kicked his feet out and pushed at Gojo’s hands, attempting to roll over to no avail. Trapped, all he could do is laugh and laugh until Gojo decides to have mercy on him.

“My goodness! You’re the most ticklish person I know!~” Gojo teased, leaning on Yuta’s legs and tickling up and down his ribs. “Are your ribs ticklish?”

“Nooohoho!! Thehey’re nohohot!!” Yuta argued, squealing and laughing while pushing at Gojo’s hands. “Ihihi’m nohohot tihihicklish!”

“Yes you are!~”

“Nooohohoho Ihihi’m not!!”

“Alright, if you’re not ticklish then, raise your arms up.” Gojo urged, amazed when Yuta raised his arms up. Right as Yuta’s arms straightened, Gojo’s fingers made contact, tickling Yuta until his arms came crashing down and trapped his hands there. “Aaah tktktktktktk!!~”

“G-gehehet outtahahaha my ahaharmpits!!” Yuta shrieked, weakly shoving at Gojo’s wrists.

The laughter that now escaped Yuta was nothing compared to before. Gojo assumed that Yuta’s thighs were his most ticklish spot but his mind was dissuaded now that he has tickled the boy’s armpits. Yuta’s armpits seemed to be worse than his thighs, causing the boy to scream more often. After a few seconds of gentle scribbling and drilling his thumbs into the spot, Gojo stopped, not wanting to kill Yuta.

“You gotta raise them up again.” Gojo said, pulling at his trapped hands. “You’re clamped down on me so tightly I can’t pull back! Raise em up and I won’t tickle your armpits.”

Yuta’s arms rose slightly. Just enough for Gojo to pull his hands free. Once he wiggled his hands out from underneath Yuta’s arms, Gojo gave Yuta a much needed break, allowing the young sorcerer a moment to breathe and regain the much needed oxygen his lungs desired.

“Ahahahaaa!! Ahahaha!!” Yuta gasped, covering his face as Gojo wiggled his fingers in the air. “Oh my god! Wahahait!!”

“Why? Are you ticklish?” Gojo teased, trying to jab Yuta in the ribs.

“Nooohohoho!! Ihihi’m not!!” Yuta squeaked, shoving Gojo’s hands away.

Much to Gojo’s shock, Yuta growled and stuck his tongue out, giggling as he tried to lick Gojo’s hand.

“Are you trying to lick my hands??” Gojo asked, gaining another growl from Yuta. “And now you’re growling at me?!? Ohhh…you’re in for it now!”

Shrieking, Yuta kicked his feet out and shrugged his shoulders up as Gojo started tickling his neck. Much to Gojo’s delight, Yuta’s neck was another sweet spot that elicited all of the sweetest giggles.

“You really are the most ticklish kid I know! You’re more ticklish than Megumi and he’s really ticklish!~” Gojo cooed, raising Yuta’s arms up over his head and pinning them down. “Ready?~”

“Nononono!! Gojo sensei!! NOOOHOHO AHAHAHAHAA!! *snort* OOOHH!!” Yuta gasped, staring at Gojo for a moment before blushing.

Gojo burst into laughter as he let Yuta go momentarily. With his hands free, Yuta covered his bright red face with his hands, whining as Gojo continued to laugh at the unexpected noise that escaped.

“Aww! What a silly snort!~” he exclaimed, tickling Yuta’s armpits and ribs once more. “Wanna snort for me again?~”

“N-no! Nono Ihihi dohohon’t!!” Yuta protested, screaming as Gojo pinched at the soft spot above his hips. “WAHAAHAHAHAA NOOOHOHOHO!!”

The sensations of hands squeezing his sides and spidering up and down his ribs caused three more snorts to escape from Yuta. As a fourth snort escaped upon Gojo raising Yuta’s arms up, the two laughed as Yuta choked out a laugh that got mixed in with a snort.

“SEHEHENSEI!! AHAHAHAA!!! *hiccup* PLEHEHEASE!!” Yuta begged, hiccuping loudly. “IHIHI CAHAHAN’T *snort* BREHEHEATHE!!”

“Are you gonna tell me the truth?~” Gojo questioned, smiling as Yuta nodded.

“YES! *snort* YEHEHES YES YES!! AHAHAHA!! GOJO SEHEHENSEI!!” Yuta wheezed, kicking his feet out. “OKAY!! OKAHAHAY *hiccup* YEHEHES!! YEHEHES IHIHI’M TIHIHICKLISH AHAHAHAA!!”

Gojo paused, releasing Yuta’s hands once again. Yuta covered his face to hide his bright red cheeks and let out a giggly whine. The snorting was probably one of the most embarrassing noises Yuta has ever made and he wanted to just melt into the floor. Squeaking as Gojo poked his forehead, Yuta peeked out from behind his hands.

“I knew it!~” he snickered, giving Yuta’s hair a ruffle. “You are very ticklish, Yuta kun! And you snort when you laugh hard enough!~”

Whining, Yuta used his foot to poke his toe into Gojo’s ribs, eliciting a shriek from the older man. Much to their shock, they stared at one another for a few seconds before Yuta grinned and jabbed Gojo’s ribs with his other foot, giggling like a little gremlin.

Gojo arched away only to get jabbed with Yuta’s other toe, Yuta grinning with a mischievous look of his own. Poking Gojo’s ribs with both toes, Yuta laughed as his mentor jerked back and giggled rather loudly. It was an interesting revelation to say the least and he wished to explore this further.

“Are you ticklish too, Gojo sensei?” Yuta inquired, reaching out to poke his sides again. “Let me…OHH NOHOHO AHAHAHAA!!”

Just as Yuta reached out, Gojo swiftly grabbed his ankles and trapped them between his legs. With Gojo’s thighs trapping Yuta’s feet, it left him wide open for another tickle attack. Immediately, Yuta screamed once more, squirming wildly in hopes of freeing his trapped feet as ten nimble fingers began to descend.

“It seems like you want me to tickle you some more, kiddo!” Gojo smirked, gently skittering his fingers up and down the bottoms of Yuta’s feet. “How ticklish are your feet?”

“NOHOHO!!” Yuta screamed, wheezing in between fits of laughter. “IHIHI WAHAHAHANNA KNOHOHOW IHIHIF YOU’RE TIHIHICKLISH TOOHOHO!! AAHAHAHA!! NOHOHOT MY FEHEHEHEET PLEHEHEASE!!”

Gojo gently traced the soles of Yuta’s feet, grinning as the gentlest of strokes sent Yuta into fits of laughter. Cackling loudly, Yuta rolled around from side to side before he suddenly sat upright and tried to hide his feet while pulling at Gojo’s sweatshirt. Laughing, Gojo tickled Yuta’s sides and sent him falling backwards, fingers digging into those deathly ticklish armpits once more.

As Yuta started to laugh so hard he fell silent, Gojo took a good look at Yuta’s face and still saw no signs of a forced smile or wanting Gojo to stop tickling him. Yuta genuinely was enjoying the tickles and must want them to continue.

Reaching back down, Gojo scribbled his fingers against Yuta’s feet before grabbing his thighs and squeezing. The volume of Yuta’s laughter rose again until he was screaming and hiccuping more than laughing. As Gojo skittered his fingers back up to the boy’s armpits, Yuta finally fell into a fit of silent, squeaky laughter.

Hearing Yuta fall silent for more than five seconds was telling Gojo that the kid was at his limits. Yuta’s eyes were squeezed shut but Gojo didn’t fail to notice the tears of mirth threatening to fall. After the final poke to Yuta’s sides, Gojo released him, laughing as Yuta sat up, hair a mess and his cheeks bright red.

“Are you okay?” Gojo asked, laughing as Yuta looked at him. “You look a little disheveled.

“Yehehes! Ihihi’m okahahay!” Yuta giggled, wiping his eyes before playfully launching himself towards Gojo. “Now let me tickle you!!”

“You can find out if I’m ticklish later, kiddo.” Gojo replied, laughing as he held Yuta back before suddenly standing up with him on his shoulders and playfully dropping him back onto the bed. “I’ll probably have another question ready for you next time around too.”

“Oh no…” Yuta muttered, his eyes wide. “Remind me to not lie and also to be extremely wary of you…”

Laughing, Gojo ruffled Yuta’s already messy hair and gave him a side hug. “Come on, let’s go meet up with the others. I’ll buy you all dinner.”

Not wanting to turn down the opportunity to get a delicious meal on Gojo’s budget, Yuta nodded and ran over to grab his socks and shoes. As they exited the building, Gojo smiled fondly as he watched Yuta excitedly run over to greet Inumaki, Panda and Maki. Yuta was fitting in just fine at Jujutsu High.

[bleue-flora]

The kids all getting scattered when they arrived into the dsmp so C!Dream is rushing to collect them all and bring them to the arctic by following the pings of unknown player around the world

(P!Dream loves going to get the kids. C!Dream runs so so so fast he feels like he's flying when he carries him on his back and then they have a cool super hero moment when they find whoever they were hunting for :D)

He gets most of them but since the kids spawned neat their counterparts the rest of the server arranges a quick emergency meeting at the community house to figure out wtf and also where the rest of the kids they didn't find are

(C!Dream goes and takes only P!Dream because he refuses to stay behind but also makes a very good point that the other kids will trust C!Dream a lot more if he's with him. P!Punz and P!Philza are left in change, much to the offense of C!Philza)

Anyway. C!Dream just standing ominously in the corner of the room with P!Dream hidden under his cape and all the kids do the typical "Ooohhhh! Ominous figure!! Cool!!!" And immediately want to talk to him, specially since he looks like P!Dream (extra happy surprise when P!Dream does peek out of the cape) and C!Dream seems to be the only adult who is not weirdly tense (conceal, dont feel, don't let them know /ref)

C!Tommy's great visible offense that little him think C!Dream is cooler

Also I think you got me sick but it mutated in my head and I gave it back to you

Idk waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *is sent flying like team rocket*

So like while c!Techno, c!Phil, p!Phil (16), p!Wilbur (13) and the other 13 and older kids (not fully decided on who) work on healing c!Dream while p!Dream keeps are eye on everyone else in c!Philza's house in the meantime. p!Tommy, p!Quackity, and p!Sapnap get bored playing hide and seek in the old man's house and start suggesting they go out and explore. They are so excited about the snow and what the Big Innit Hotel, Kinoko kingdom and Las Nevadas look like. p!Dream says no and that it's a bad idea, with p!Sam listing out all the things that could go wrong and dangers. They seem to drop it but in the next round instead of hiding they sneak out while p!Dream is counting, bringing p!Karl and p!Tubbo with them and p!Ranboo joins last minute too, not wanting to be left out, pulling p!Techno along too. After p!Dream has officially searched everywhere (the kids do not have a way to see the achievements going off), he determines that they must have run off anyways. On one hand he wants to go after them, p!Sam even offers to watch them, but on the other he needs to watch the kids who stayed, who beg him to stay because they are scared (mostly the little ones). Some of them feel annoyed that the others are having all the fun and sneak out when p!Dream isn't looking.

Scared to disturb, anger or annoy the adults while they are upset and doing secret things or whatever, p!Dream doesn't inform them that he lost half of the kids. He just tries to keep everyone left safe and entertained, resigned to the fact that when the adults do find out, he's in for it. p!Punz and p!Sam try to convince p!Dream that he won't be alone and they'll be his shield if then need to, p!Dream smiles but insists that it's his fault and makes them pinky promise to hide and keep the others safe.

When the adults finally let them back in the cabin to meet c!Dream and they find out about the missing kids, c!Dream is immediately outraged - "Wait, What?! You left a bunch of kids alone in the cabin with no one watching them?! What the hell is wrong with you?!" - but to p!Dream's utmost surprise it's not directed at him but at c!Techno and c!Phil, who clench their jaws and swallow their excuse of - 'you were kinda bleeding out, it was all hands on deck. We didn't have time to find a proper babysitter. Sorry for saving your life I guess...'

After getting filled in on the kiddo situation, c!Dream imediately gears up to go after the kids, to c!Phil and c!Techno's dismay, who highlight that c!Dream is enemy number one and everyone is currently trying to kill him. p!Sam points out that everyone trusts p!Dream so he should be the one to go, to which the adults are like well not on your own. p!Dream, a little scared of p!Techno and p!Phil, insists that he'll only go with c!Dream. c!Dream smirks at the kid in approval and tells c!Techno and c!Phil to call a meeting at the community house to inform the others on the kids situation, (especially since as they pointed out, no one's gonna listen to c!Dream they'll just show up to kill him) specifically the missing kids. (c!Dream's not saying the members are gonna stab the kids running around but.... he also wouldn't put it past them. Better safe than sorry and maybe some of them already know where the kids are).

Things follow as you said - p!Dream has his superhero moment, and they find a fair amount of kids before the meeting. p!Punz at first insists on going with the Dreams to search but p!Dream insists he needs someone he trusts to watch over everyone while he's gone, so he stays with p!Phil to watch over them, while everyone is gone p!Wilbur of course starts a snowball fight and all the kids safe in the artic break out into a cold and snowy war. p!Sam makes all that come inside after hot chocolate to warm them up. :)

The found kids end up brought to the meeting for safe keeping when everyone requests c!Dream show up to give them answers instead of getting everyone back to the cabin. The kids brought by some of the other members who found them wandering around love ominous c!Dream standing in the corner with his side kick under his cape lol. ;) Members like c!Puffy are kinda hurt that the kids don't gravitate towards her. c!Tommy brings in little p!Tubbo he found lost on the prime path somehow separated from the others, and upon seeing c!Dream in the room, he tries to insist that p!Tubbo stand behind him and that he'll protect him, but to c!Tommy's utter horror and offense, immediately p!Tubbo runs and hugs c!Dream, using the cape to dry his tears...

[saturnaous]

hi. your turn. what if you talked about your ocs teehee. stares at you with sparkly eyes

ooohhhh. ohhhhhhh. hooohoohooohhh. you messed up. you messed up big time. I'm on my computer now and you have to bare this hellstorm you brought up. hoohhhh

okay first we're going over Morble. because he's been on my mind lately teehee.

okay where are my pictures of him hold on. hold ond

marby mooby mamb. . .

okay so he's three years old now. I have to say that. I made him a few days before my birthday. it's horrible. we were similar ages now I'm OLD and he's also a lot older now but at the same time he's NOT. why are you in sixth grade still marbs. why.

anyways. He was made after another spurt of my enjoyment of The Weekly Roll on webtoon; it's a dungeons and dragons type webtoon, Morble is inspired by Sir Becket(he's now Lord Becket. good for you Becket). Becket's a Paladin, Morble's a Paladin. I dunno. It's neat.

that's not the neatest part about Morble though! You see. He's from a modernish dnd-like world. so uhm. basically he's kinda boring. besides being like an orphan or whatever. wait no before I move on to other bits I'm just gonna go in order of what happens.

Morble's basically just a little guy. he's just a fella. uh. he has a brother and HAD. two parents OH ACTULLY I RELALY LIKE HIS PARENTS HOLD ON I HAVE DRAWINGS OF THEM.

Katty and Mavrick. I like them a lot. these are them at maybe like early to mid twenties? around the time they got together(they went to the same highschool but met in collage and really connected at that point. they're so awesome together). they are SO neat to me.

Kat is a nice lady; she's like 6'1 and has a real hearty laugh. She's so sweet and so cool I love her so much. Mavrick is fucking deranged. He's an absolutely spunky ball of chaotic energy. He has no self preservation skill and is just an absolute goober. He's great. Everytime I imagine these two I just think of the rabbits with the "rabbit obsessed with his giant girlfriend who's 4x times his size" because he IS. They are looking at eachother thinking "I love my wife". Marvrick you are so wife. it doesn't help that he took her last name. Katty and Maverick Moor. . .

Kat was a firefighter for the longest time. Mav was a chaotic fencer and fence instructor. he's stupid with it though. His ass didn't like wearing protective gear half the time because of his confidence and lack of preservation skills. He died of a collapsed lung oneday when Morble was about nine.

teehee. mav's a little fabric guy tho. he knits. he sews. he embroiders. uhhhmmm. In that second image of Morble up here with the purple background! He's wearing a red cloak! Maverick made it for him and was gonna give it to him for his birthday. neat. obviously he couldn't. Kat gave it to him because. Well. Yeah.

Morble had a hard time with his dad being dead. I mean. what's a 9 year old supposed to do when your dad dies. it kinda sucks. Kat was going over some family history and going through some old heirlooms and stuff. The Moor's are from a pretty long line of Paladins spanding at least 500 years back(heehoo. hold onto that information). Turns out! There's also a great helm made by one of these Paladins from 500 years ago. Katty pulled it out of storage or whatever and gave it to Morble because he thought he might like it. Because it's neat. Morble loved it. literally has never taken it off.

A couple months after Mav died, Kat died while on the job. kinda fucked up. It's totally my fault for that but. Morble doesn't have to know that. But sucks for him. his brother too but he's a 4yo he doesn't really. know what's happening. but still sucks.

Morble and his brother move in with their grandma and stepgrandma. I don't have anything on them. but yeah.

Fastforward when Morble's 12. bc they had to move they're in a new school and stuff. nobody knows about dead parents or any symbolism in anything. yeah. he's kinda bullied but he just kinda shrugs it off. he's not that kind of guy.

anyways. now we're getting tot he fun parts. Morble walks from school to his grandma's apartment. there's a neat little field kinda inbetween the walk. onepoint Morble noticed a little glimmer near one of the super old trees over there. dunno how he caught it but he did(plot reasonings are why). anwyays.

morble goes over. turns out it's a neat little ring. he grabs it.

BOOM. he fucked up. the ring is magic. he gets swallowed up into some weird current thing the only way I've thought about what it's like is. basically imagine the sky is a giant fuckingthing of water and you can't breathe. it feels like drowning.

once he gets oout of it and recovers from the drowning feeling or whatever. he's like. where the hell am I. Because it's completely different from where he just was. which was like a dewy day or whatever. right now he's in super tall fields with grass and shit.

well. heehoo. yk how I said paladins go back about 500 years in his family? well. heehoo. heehoo. guess what.

Magic ring was really fucking magic and wahoo! Time traveling. I know. Wild. I don't know what I was thinking when I made him do that but it's integral to his character now so I can't change it.

Turns out. there's a little Party down a head from the road he got spat out right next to. turns out. hoo boy. The paladin in the party is an ancestor of Morble's. Got the same helm and everything. turns out he's the guy who MADE the helm actually. His name is Hearth. Hearth Moor. he's pretty cool.

about. uhhh. I dunno maybe 10 years go by? yeah Morble basically gets situated to being 500 years offset from his actual timeline. he's been looking for a way to get back for the entire time but. there hasn't been much luck. so he's just chillin.

he's 22 at this point. He sticks with Hearth and the whole party which I only vaugely got. then they go to fight a red dragon for some reason. no biggie.

hearth fucking gets clobbered and dies. which sucks. they retreat. then morble has the bright idea of well. I'm gonna go fight this dragon myself and WIN. avenge him or whatever. like an idiot. you remember how your dad died, right, morby? you little fucker.

anyways.he goes and fights this dragon. and somehow! for whatever reason! motherfucker wins. chops off his head and brings it back into town. he almost died tho. bro's bleeding like all hell. so yeah he has to spend some time being not fucking dead.

okay you know how I did that serval vs brown tabby poll yesterday. well. that was on our next character, Coraline.

coraline. the baddie. she's so cool.

she's a serval now btw. the poll said so and I was digigng the design more than the brown tabby. anyways.

She's a bard! She's working at the tavern the party was staying at. She basically became Morble's nurse because. because. she'd sing him songs and shit. Her voice claim is actually. uhhhhhhh. The son Rich by Cosmo Sheldrake and the other person that worked on it. yeah.

Coraline joins the party whenever they get back on their feet. The Tavern keeps the dragons head because Morble said they could. They go from 'The Hollow Tavern' to 'The Hollow Dragon's Tavern'. p neat.

uh. yeah. Next two years Coraline and Morble get kinda close. they like eachother but Morble's fucking stupid. he's a shy little himbo. what a goober.

that's basically all I got on canon for him tbh. I like to twirl him around in my head. I have one pathway where Marby finds a way to go back to his timeline. when he's 12. he was missing for about two months tho. 12 years turned into 12 weeks. yeah. sucked for everyone around them. but mostly morble because he's now 24 in a scrawny 12 yearold's body and going to 6thgrade classes. and everybody thinks he's 12 and doesn't know where he's been for like two months and he won't tell anyone because nobody would believe him if he shrugged and said Yeahhh I picked up a magic ring and I was stuck 500 years ago for 12 years! No biggie!! yeah. Morble just kinda goes about like tho after that and becomes a highschool history teacher and works at the local museum. he's really neat. He also is super funky when it comes to his classroom decorations because he has a wall of swords and an entire replica of the suit of heavy armor he used to wear. he's also deranged and under his clothes and leather jacket he has like. jackchains, chainmail(lining his jacket), greaves, and. I think something else but I forgot what. he's wild. I just really like to put him in the salad spinner of my head and think about him with things teehee. twirls hair kicks feet.

yeah. you fucked up with this ask tho. I have more. I'm talking about Harry now. maybe Kinglen if I feel like it. let me get my things fo harry.

this be harry. harry hearthorn. I'm obsessed with him. he's so fucking funny. you'll have to excuse the things of Alphonse and stuff in that last one. I'm gonna be using. him for dnd <3

I love Harry. He's from a military type country or whatever. it's. it's not the best. they're like. I don't know how to describe it. think of amestris but less "we wanna take over the world" and more "we like war and we want more" or whatever. you understand. it's a weird one.

there's like three main branches of jobs. military, research and development slash the sciences, and basically 'entertainment'. entertainers are literally just everything that doesn't fall into the other catagories. these are like artists and show runners and broadcasters and radio hosts and other things of the sort.

school works in this place by being 12 years just like 'merican schools(EAGLE SCREECH GUNSHOTS FIREWORKS). but the first 8 you are just doing general stuff. the 9 and 10th are for pinning down what branch you're going into. and 11 and 12 are getting experience in your field. this is mainly getting mentorships and other stuff, witht he execption of the military branch

Military only has one place to go. If you're going into the military at 16, you're goign STRAIGHT To tht emilitary at 16.

Harry's mom was in the R&D branch, Harry's dad was in the military. they met at a bar. they're funny. both bisexual which is REALLY funny because Harriet is ALSO bisexual and Harry is bicurious-aspec. harry's mom is 6'1 btw. Harry's 6'5. justlittle stuff. I think I named her Maria. his dad is named Henry.

anyways. Harry and Harriet., they are siblings. Harriet is two years older than Harry. though it's funny bc their full names are Harrison and Harriet. but. Harriet is Harry. And Harrison is Harriet. they had a sense of humor.

ATM harry is 31. Harriet is 33 and a senior broadcaster at one of the shownetworks or whatever. Maria is retired. Henry died while on duty when Harry and Harriet were lke 12 and 14.

anyways. Harry wanted to go into the science or military branches. like his parents. His scores were leaning more to being althetic and shit so he got put into the military. he's been there like. ever since. he barely goes home bc he feels no need and because there's an active war(a really long one. . . neither side will stop. . . they really like war) and he just. didn't feel the need. but they forced him to go home a few times when he got like. shot and stabbed and stuff. yeah he's a g like that. did I mention he's a first lieutenant btw. he's a first lieutenant bc I said so.

anyways. his downfall is when onetime. after making a bad call sends the part of his platoon he's with through a part of whereever they are. one fo the younger guys. steps on a landmine. out of like, 14 soliders, only three of them survive. harry, someone else who was closer to the mine, and a younger one that was farther away and practically unscathed. Harry lost his leg and most of his hearing in his right ear and all of it in his left. teehee

anyways. after his main amount of recovery. he's still in the military but they don't put him on any active duty despite him BEGGING for it. because of the PTSD mainly and because he's depressed as fuck secondarly. yeah. basically it sucks for him really bad. he gets put on staff duty indefinetly. also I have to mention Harry fucks. severially. I mentioned that he's aspec. like. arospec. he is not acespec. he fucks.

anyways. basically he's depressed as fuck because. he accidently killed a bunch of guys and ptsd is kicking his ass. he tries to drink his worries away and doesn't care about what kind of trouble he gets into with the drinking and getting caught with girls and stuff. he gets put onto suicide watch after an incident with a lower ranking guy. yeah.

at that point they decide the best option is to just. give him an honorable discharge. so they do that. Harry has to move in with his mom and sister. he does that. everything sucks for him. yeah

at some point after his birthday he decides well. this fucking sucks. I hate this. I'm leaving. he grabs like his old uniform, and money, and a pack, and a pack of smokes and just. hitchhikes. out of the country. without fucking telling anyone. he calls Harriet and his mom after he's out of the country like "heyyy. I'm. I'm out west or whatever. gonna. figure something out here." and they're like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN. WHAT THE HELL. but he writes them letters and calls them ebcause they can't really do jack about it. yeah

so. basically he's just hitchhiking till he gets to another country. which he does and then basically he tried to do some freelance work or something. then he finds a little group who are gonna basically take down the government. I dunno that's where the campaign is gonna start methinks. Harry might get himself a funny little dragonborn boyfriend. yeah. okay I have to shower and. actually do stuff teehee I rolls out of bed and went straight to my puter to talk about these guys. so teehe. I'm so hungry I need water.

OH OH HOLD ON. uhhmmm here's old art of morble. spannign from 3 years ago to a couple months ago. teehee

neat. the third one is the very very VERY first thing I did of him ever in existance. second one is one I did and the first one is a redraw from months later. the last one is me just doodling him months ago and pinning down his design again. I changed his helm bc it made no sense.

OKAY I’M GOING I’M GOING FALLS TO THE FLOOR AND ROLLS AWAY LIKE A LOG

[toeffelphi]

okay, time to nerd out about language for a moment in the context of tmn.

you all remember halas, right? local gem wizard (tm) and overall problematic practitioner of the arcane? you also remember how he is kinda out of his time when the mn meet him during the campaign? and how the dwendalian empire is sort of inspired by germany?

listen, as a kid who just started german studies (and is also german, blah blah) it would mean the world to me to see halas' old notes be in old or middle high german instead of just magic gibberish.

imagine. caleb going through the notes to make nott veth again and having problems with the translations, cause its sorta like his mother tongue but also not at all. and how nott could just take one glance at a sentence, see the connection between two words because she saw the whole instead of the parts and tell him "those two words could fit together" and suddenly the whole thing makes more sense!

we got percy attempting to translate celestial in tlovm, please give us caleb struggling with an old version of his own language with a different spelling system and weird pronunciation and inconsistent grammar!

just imagine halas writing his spells like the Merseburger Zaubersprüche or in the stanza of the Minnegesang. Imagine his planar illustration in the style of the old maps and images of the world (and its different planes! surprisingly, those are very similar to how dnd imagines the planes but I do not know nearly enough about either to give a more nuanced opinion) and imagine his writing with the elaborate first letters and decorations and everything!

please, just imagine the look of the codex manesse for halas' spell work. (that btw is a link to a digital browse of aforementioned codex manesse)

I just think that could be so neat. and such a wonderful way to make all us poor kids who study middle high german and watch critical role to go "ooohhhh I know that stuff!!"

it could be so dope

[annabellecane]

honestly the worst thing about being addicted to crafts is every time i see a video of someone doing something i'm like 'ooohhhh look at how cool that item is!' like i see someone make a hat, a thing i have never once thought about doing and would not really enhance my life much and is something i have no room for in my life, but LOOK at that HAT CUTTER it trimmed that edge so well! look at all those neat little items! i wonder if there's a kit for that! and once you start thinking that it's already too late

[ammonitetheseaserpent]

Next chapter! This one’s a little different - you’ll see how. :3

Both this chapter and the one after it are gonna be a bit shorter, and you might notice the connection w/ both their titles, as they’re parallels in one way or another.

Tide of Tied Minds

Chapter 3: We’re not so scary

Summary: King and his cosmic cohort discover more about their mental link.

Word Count: 841

Trigger Warnings: out-of-body experience (you know the drill)

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During the many thousands of years they’ve existed (probably more; they honestly lost count a while ago) the Collector has seen and known way more than any mortal could ever hope to - and he’d be lying through his teeth if he said he weren’t proud of that.

Out of all the things they’ve ever heard of, though, sleep is something they still don’t get; probably because he’s never actually done it before.

That said, after relishing freedom for the first time in… ten forevers, maybe more, and getting to play games with his Titan buddy King like he’s wanted to for so long, something feels… different, in a good way, sort of like how they felt talking to King in their pocket-realm prison.

He feels almost totally relaxed - and, before they know it, time slips away from him like a tricky playmate.

And the next time he opens his eyes, they’re at the biggest loss they’ve ever been.

The space surrounding the Collector is nowhere near familiar, but the feelings it comes with are - in the worst way. The air feels like fear, and… and despair - the deep, helpless kind that comes with having nowhere to run. The place is pitch-dark and doesn’t really have any sort of shape to it; it’s wild and confining.

This is a dream, they know without knowing.

The first person he sees is King, who’s being chased by a bunch of jagged, shadowy figures wearing Titan skulls and carrying all sorts of weapons.

Ooohhhh.

This is his dream, not theirs.

Leading the pack is a short, old-looking shadow guy that, to the Collector, seems familiar. Sorta. Very vaguely. Vaguely in an almost friend-ish kinda way.

What’s his name?

Oh yeah, Bill.

Many times the Collector tries to get King’s eyes on them, but in vain. The starchild frowns to himself. How is he supposed to play with King if his friend can’t even see him?

Time to be somewhere else, Titan buddy, the Collector decides.

And with that, he reaches down and casually plucks King out of the chase.

-

One moment, he’s being chased down by some of the worst enemies he’s made. The next moment, he feels something like fingers pulling him up by the scruff, accompanied by the sensation of being sucked out of something, and the scene around him distorts, blurs, phases into nothing.

When King is able to get his bearings (as well as his footing) again, he turns around to see-

“Hi!”

“Weh!”

He nearly falls over, startled, at the sight of the Collector’s face about a foot away from his, fixing him with an intent stare and a straight-laced smile.

“Wh- how did you-“

“-get in here?” the Collector finishes with a shrug. “I ‘unno. I just kinda… ended up in your dream-thing, and you couldn’t see me, so I picked you up and put you somewhere else.”

King glances away from the starchild and scans his surroundings - which consist of a desert-like landscape, speckled with plants and moss of strange colors. The occasional pale, almost bone-like tree contains a hollow space that shows a picture of some kind. At a certain point begins a darker, more closed-in space with almost cathedral-looking hallways that are covered in overgrowth and strange symbols. Marking the divide between the two areas is a massive piece of bone, almost like a chipped-off horn.

As a curious Collector looks around as well, their eyes widen and realization dawns on his face. “Oooohhhhh… hey, King,” - they turn to face him with a bright grin - “I think we’re in your mindscape! Pretty neat, huh?”

Mindscape? King squints at the terrain, muddling over this. He’d been around for a couple situations where a mind spell had been cast, but he’d never come close to actually seeing one - and he’d certainly never expected to see his own, for as far he’d known, that could never happen with a normal mind spell.

But if the Collector hadn’t used one of those spells…

Wait…

A memory. Approaching a round stone tablet to set it aflame with a torch, hearing a brief bout of childlike laughter, and the Titan Trapper he’d presumed to be his father declaring, “The connection has been made.”

This connection was what had allowed him to visit his cosmic cohort in their former prison; that much he’d figured out. But he hadn’t thought about this link any further until now.

Huh…

“Wait-“ King chirps, as the Collector’s first statement finally registers. “Eh- hang on- Did you say you… pulled me out of my dream?”

“Huh? Oh, yeah.” The Collector looks up from running sand through their fingers. “Like I said, you couldn’t see me.”

“Well… uh. Thanks.”

The PJ-clad cosmic entity giggles at that, facing their smaller friend with a playful, impish grin. “Plus, hey, those guys looked like they were really having fun chasing you around, and that’s my job.”

Not for the first time, King can’t completely say whether or not the Collector is joking.

[mathematical-apprentice]

Ooohhhh nice nice, I was waiting for the next edition to come out.

I think Kaiser's problem was that he was trying too hard to be a saboteur. I think that's why he stopped evolving. I've always said that through out the NEL Kaiser always seemed so focused on Isagi. For a true saboteur, Isagi always seemed to provide just the right bit of the challenge for them to get to the next stage, but he just seemed to be banging his head against the wall. Look at the difference in style of play after he stopped thinking about Isagi and focused on the goal.

I think having the savant be about their focus on developing their skills is pretty neat.

Isagi might also be a bit of a saboteur, thinking about it now. But I don't have time to form a coherent analysis

4S Blue Lock Ego Classification v2

@mathematical-apprentice left some insightful suggestions on v1, and I’ve been pondering over them to see how I can improve the classification system. Although I think their idea for a major class and sub class is good, I decided to keep all the classes on the same level for the sake of simplicity. @mathematical-apprentice has also pointed out that the Striver and Supporter classes are too broad, and I think this was just because I didn’t define them well. What v2 will include, then, is better definitions on the different categories to make them more specific, limiting their scope. Additionally, I will be changing the name of Striver to Savant because I think it better captures the idea I have for that class. More examples for each class will also be included.

Moreover, I would just like to clarify that this system is meant to classify character egos based on what a character desires and what would bring them fulfillment (i.e. what would boost their ego). It does not refer to how a character plays.

Lastly, all characters strive to improve in one way or another, but how they measure their improvement varies. This is also partly why I decided to rename the Striver class because it sounded like they’re the only class who cares about self-improvement when that isn’t the case at all.

Strategist

A Strategist is fueled by the desire for success through careful planning and problem-solving. They find fulfillment in being in control of the situation and having others revolve around their vision. They may have metavision, but it is not a precursor to be assigned to this class. (Metavision is a tool that any character of any class can use; it is simply a means to an end.)

Characters with this ego: Isagi, Hiori, and Snuffy

(Too lazy to find a panel for Snuffy, but I don’t think I need to prove this. You get it.)

Isagi is the very obvious example of this for reasons I don’t have to explain.

Then as mentioned in v1, Hiori is so close to falling under the Supporter class because of how he desires to “produce the world’s best striker.” However, I opted to put him under the Strategist class because he is not bound to any one striker, nor is he supporting anyone for the mere sake of seeing them succeed. And in a way, Hiori is a lot like his parents.

Savant

A Savant is fueled by the desire to win through their weapon (or personal style, in the absence of a clearly-defined weapon), as they greatly think of it as a part of their identity and not just a tool that can help them win. They focus a lot on sharpening their weapon and may follow a training regimen that targets its enhancement.

Characters with this ego: Bachira, Chigiri, Yukimiya, Kaiser, Lavinho, and Chris

(Once again too lazy to find relevant panels for the coaches…)

Bachira’s and Chigiri’s developments in the NEL arc centered on them improving their weapons and making a name for themselves based on it (i.e. Ginga x Monster or just Monster, and Red 44)

Yukimiya’s Sword Screw (alt. tl, “Sword Pierce”) shot is a direct improvement of his previously blocked shot, but it didn’t come out of nowhere. He took inspiration from Chris’ shot, understood it, then made it his own. This shot is also an assertion of what he believes in, the “sword” piercing through his fate (“I won’t hand my fate or my ego over to god!” –c202)

In v1, Kaiser was tentatively put under the Strategist class, as it wasn’t clear yet in the manga what his ego type should be. But after c266, it is now apparent that Kaiser is a Savant. His magnus shot was something he thought of and carefully crafted, and him executing it was an assertion of his identity, a callback to the young!Michael Kaiser. (Heck, his own weapon is even called Kaiser Impact.)

Saboteur

A Saboteur is driven by the desire to destroy and disrupt, as it is a way for them to mark their presence in the world. They find fulfillment in undermining their enemies’ plans and obliterating their efforts.

Characters with this ego: Aiku, Niko, Lorenzo, Sae, Rin, and Barou

Niko, Sae, and Rin all have metavision, so it can be easy to confuse them as Strategists. But as aforementioned metavision is just a tool, and these three have decided to use it as a means for destruction.

To better understand the difference between Strategist and Saboteur, just look at the Isagi-Yukimiya winning goal in the match against Manshine City. This play shows how Isagi is a strategist through and through, as he found pleasure in defeating Kaiser not through direct destruction but by outwitting him.

You may also wonder why I put Rin under Saboteur and not Strategist. This is because Saboteur is his true ego. Right now, he’s acting like a Strategist, still obsessed with planning and calculating, but that’s not where his true strength lies. Sae knows this, so he keeps provoking Rin in order to bring out his Saboteur ego. And to be a Saboteur, you must have someone you want to destroy. In the beginning, Sae used himself as a target for Rin, but after Rin defeated him in a 1v1 during the U20 match, he then shifts the target to Isagi so Rin can still have the drive to destroy.

Now, for Barou, I previously put him under the Striver/Savant class, but after @mathematical-apprentice pointed out that they should be a Saboteur instead, I realized that they were right. Barou’s new weapon is even called predator eye, and he’s obsessed with hunting/killing.

Supporter

The class that nobody should hate because Supporters have done nothing wrong ever.

A Supporter is fueled by the desire to see their partner succeed. They find fulfillment in providing valuable assistance and thrive on the positive impact they have on their partner. Their development thus revolve around how they can become more useful to their partner.

Characters with this ego: Ness, Nanase, and Kurona

With ego often interpreted to be equivalent to selfishness, it can be easy to dismiss Supporters as having no backbones or in need of a development arc to evolve into a typical bluelocker who’s strong and independent. But I believe that there’s also strength and beauty in being content with oneself and seeking instead to serve others. Not everybody has to want to be a star.

Besides, without Supporters, a lot of strikers won’t be able to do much. (Especially you, Isagi!)

Kunigami gets me. (And idk what class Kunigami should belong to, but for sure he’s no Supporter.)

Characters I’m not sure how to classify...

Nagi - Although Nagi is in football because of his shared dream with Reo, I don’t think he’s actually a Supporter. I think he should either be a Savant or a Saboteur.

Reo - Most likely a Supporter, with how obsessed he is in seeing Nagi succeed. But I’m gonna have to see how the MC vs Barcha match plays out to decide for sure. He may also be a Strategist.

Kiyora - He needs more screentime coz I honestly can’t tell. But I think he’s either a Supporter or a Saboteur

Kunigami - Savant/Supporter before his emo era. I don’t know what’s up with him right now, but I’m leaning into Kunigami being a Saboteur post-development (if he ever gets one coz he’s been cooking for too long now…)

Hmm… I should make a uquiz of this sometime...

But for now, take this and go!

[hamingo]

Hey I'm a traditional artist. Why the FUCK did I decide to give this bitch printed pajamas???

[greywindys]

oh no I just liked the visual of 2D glitching into Murdoc- so it’s 2D’s scene in the black space with thundercat scaring him, and then it transforms into Murdoc’s scene, like the two are mirroring each other. I just thought it was neat, like there’s a connection there or something. It’s probably just to show that whatever’s happening to 2D (and the others) is Murdoc’s doing lol, but I just thought it was a nice parallel, that’s all

Ooohhhh okay, I see, that makes sense. It'll be interesting to see if there's a connection or not. I still haven't ruled out Murdoc pulling all the string as usual (though I like the demon succubus theory), so going from 2D looking confused/startled to Murdoc grinning demonically would be par for the course. That could be the connection right there - 2D's the "chose one" for Murdoc's big cult ritual or something. That type of plot is boring and predictable to me. Maybe, if there's a connection there, it'll be something more surprising. It's nice a nice parallel, for sure! I liked the visual when I watched the video.

[archived-and-moving]

Danu what's your favourite Greek myth , i personally love the myths of Medea And Atalanta

Ooohhhh Medea is such a great choice in Greek Mythology. She's one of, if not the strongest female mortals there. And I respect her for that.

But I really like the myth of Orion. I'm interested in the hunters of Artemis, and I like how it plays with immortal beings. I'm honestly a sucker for any of the myths that explain the constellations, since (if you can't tell by my url) I really like looking at the stars. I just think they're neat.

And the myth of Theseus I really like, because of the thematic elements. Like the Minotaur, Dedalus, Icarus, etc. All of the myths about crete are right up my ally.

[twinfoxtails]

"Happy Halloween!" Modern Nyalter has showed up knocking on Modern Eri's door, and she's in a costume. "Oh, you're dressed up as Polka? Neat~ Well? Want to go trick or treating with your 'hot aunt'~?" She's dressed as Evie Frye and since she's playing it cool, she'll sweep him right off his feet with surprising ease, into a princess carry! "Or did you have other plans tonight hmm~?" It seems she can't help but tease...

"Ooohhhh! That's Assassin's creed, isn't it?! Pretty great, you obviously spent lots of time on it!"

"A-... Although, when you put it that way, I... I think I'll pass with trick or treating together... A clown and an assassin would look really strange together, ahaha...- But yeah, there's a party and everything, s-so...-"

AND HE'S JUST GETTING CARRIED RIGHT NOW

EMBARASSMENT A+++

[starkeristheendgame]

Complicated Boyfriends and Cute Waiters

Just a little something for @starkerchemistry​ for all the love she threw at Complicated Boyfriends and Kidnapping. Also, pls reminds Chems of how amazing her work is bc the lil shit disagrees >:( Also for @starkerintheparker​ because I keep converting her to WinterSpider >;D WinterIronSpider.

Tony takes one look at his waiter and sighs heavily.

Not because there’s anything wrong; no. In fact, the plush lips and the shaped jaw and the mop of curls desperately styled into something resembling purposeful mess is actually quite pleasing. The large, honey eyes that widen in recognition don’t hurt either.

No. It’s because Tony knows Bucky is going to take one look at this twinky little slip in his smart shirt and his tie and he’s going to want.

And Tony so had been looking forwards to a quiet evening. A little wine, some $80 salmon and perhaps even getting dicked down into the next fortnight by his boyfriend. The standard casual night in.

“Mr. Iron Stark” the boy whelped, and immediately flushed scarlet at his mishap. Tony could only smile quietly into his book, endeared if a little mollified.

“I think ‘Tony’ would suffice” he responded demurely, sliding the bookmark into place and setting his book aside. The boy was now stood bolt upright, and had obviously steeled himself into giving the Best Service Ever, though he looked a little like he might crumble if Tony so much as looked at him for too long.

“Oh, god. Right. Yes. Mr - I mean, Tony. Of course. I’m sorry, I’ve only just started this job and I’m not used to...” The boy trailed off, clearly trying to think of a way to say ‘people like you’ without it coming across as a little insulting. Tony flashed him an easy, warm smile.

“Breathe, kid. I’m just like anyone else in person, I promise. How about you start me off with a nice, fruity red bottle and two double Presidential 25′s, if that’s okay? Take your time; Lord knows my boyfriend certainly is” he teased, head tipping as he disarmed the boy with another dazzling smile.

His waiter could only gape, before he shut his mouth with a painful sounding clack and spun on his heel, fleeing to the nether-regions of the employee zone. Tony gave an amused sound as he checked his phone. It wasn’t like Bucky to run late; that was Tony’s thing.

And then, like Beetlejuice and undoubtedly because Tony had been thinking of him, Bucky came sauntering into the restaurant like some sort of underwear model. His suit was a deep, silken black with a slightly lighter floral pattern in the fabric, the jacket hanging artfully off his shoulders as he swept the room for his lover.

His hair was styled neatly, and Tony still loved the more modernised cut that he’d opted for; longer on one side, layered and fluffy with bangs that fell over one eye constantly. His stubble was a neat shadow on his jaw, and his eyes focused on Tony with such intensity as he approached that Tony lifted a brow.

“If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were trying to out-do me” Tony greeted as he leaned back in his seat, enough that Bucky could duck down and suck his lower lip into his mouth for a brief but promising kiss.

“Actually, I’m just trying to do you” Bucky shot back shamelessly as he slid into his seat, one leg immediately finding Tony’s under the table to press against. Tony gave an indignant sound, because it was both a truth and a lie, but let it go as movement caught the corner of his eye. Much as he wanted to watch the boy approach, he turned back to Bucky.

Storm-grey eyes slid away, following the path his own had left, and oh, yes. There it was. The subtle up-down of Bucky’s lashes as he sized up the boy, the curl of a smirk at the corners of his mouth. Bucky’s gaze drifted back to Tony in an undeniable stake of predator-prey. Tony could only tip his head in response, smirking slowly.

“H-here. I’m so sorry it took a while” the boy fretted, balancing a tray neatly on one hand as he set a tumbler of whiskey opposite each man, complete with artful glass freezer cubes and an empty, polished wine glass besides that, setting the bottle of red - freshly corked - in the centre of the table. He had to lean over a little to do so, and you would have had to be blind to miss the way that Bucky leaned back to sweep over his body.

“What did I say, darling? Treat me like any other rich shmuck in this place. And don’t mind him, he only bites if you ask nicely” Tony hummed, gesturing to his boyfriend, who eyed him both like he wanted to throttle him and kiss him senseless. In Tony’s experience they often came one with the other regardless.

“I - Sorry?” It came out as a question, but the boy was flushed from hairline to shirt collar and fumbled with his notepad, hands a little shaky as he produced a pen from his breast pocket. “Um, are you ready to order? Or would you like me to give you another minute?” He asked, and it was impossible to miss the way his gaze flit between them, eyes raking their bodies like they were two cuts of steak he was trying to decide between.

“Oh, I think Bucky knows what he wants, alright” Tony purred in obvious, gleeful amusement. Bucky smiled at him in a flash of canine, but didn’t miss a beat as he tipped his head back, eyeing the waiter with a charming smile.

“I’ll settle for the stripped, gold-crust steak served rare, and your name, since this moron was clearly too impolite to ask”. And ooohhhh, wasn’t that a low blow to gain favour? Tony pressed the toes of his Louboutin’s into Bucky’s own none too gently.

“Peter” the waiter blurted, eyes flitting between them as he scribbled down Bucky’s order in impressive short-hand, gaze drifting to Tony, who only smiled serenely at his boyfriend.

“You’re so predictable. Always going for the tender, high-class meat. Always liking it raw” Tony purred, and they both knew he wasn’t talking about the steak. Bucky only gave an elegant shrug in response; at a loss to deny it. Peter was looking between them again, vaguely like he might know they were talking about sex, but unable to address it.

“What can I say? I like something solid to sink my teeth into. I like a little juice to lick at and taste. And you of all people know I prefer it raw” Bucky replied steadily, gaze not leaving Tony’s.

“I’ll have the salmon, please, Peter.” Tony hummed, gaze leaving Bucky to look sweetly up at the boy, who nodded and turned, striding away like he was desperate to run away. Tony let his gaze drop back to Bucky. “Less wolf, more fox. He’s a skittish young thing. Haven’t I taught you anything about hunting?” He sighed in mock admonishment and Bucky reached across the table to cup his jaw, smirking.

“Doll, I was fucking people in back-alleys long before you were born. You taught me nothing, old man”. And, well. Rude. “You’re right, though. We might spook him off at this rate. Last time I saw someone that red it was Clint, and he was choking on a mint”. Bucky leaned back, picking up his whiskey and taking an indulgent sip.

They made comfortable small-talk over the time it took for their meals to arrive, Tony lamenting the boredom he’d faced at the quarterly performance review and Bucky noting the progress he and Steve were making with their veteran programs. Tony was proud of his man, really. He’d come so far since Steve had shown up at the Tower with him, both sopping wet and bloodied.

Peter came back no longer than ten minutes later, a plate upon each hand. He delivered Tony’s first, bending down to slide the plate onto the table, and Tony couldn’t resist leaning over, flashing a sweet smile at the boy up close, where he could see flacks of green in his eyes. “Thank you, darling” he murmured, and Peter’s cheeks went red yet again, like Tony simply speaking to him was an activation button for a blush.

Bucky, the brat, had to go one extra. Instead of giving Peter room when the boy bent down he crowded in close, practically licking the shell of the boy’s ear as he whispered a sultry "Thanks, Doll”. Peter’s gaze jerked to Tony, alarmed, but Tony only half-rolled his eyes and picked up a delicate mouthful of smoked salmon.

“You’re a pest” he noted, once Peter had stammered his way into retreating once more. “I had a quiet evening planned” he added, as though it mattered. It didn’t. This practically was his quiet evening, he just now had two desserts instead of one. By the way Bucky eyed him, he knew that, too.

“Shut up and eat your fish” Bucky drawled, popping a cut of dripping steak with tiny flecks of gold powder into his mouth. Obnoxious prat.

But Tony did as told, polishing off the salmon and whiskey both, and filling their wine glasses with a generous serving. It was sweet and rich, just his taste, and he wondered if another waiter hadn’t advised Peter on which choice to bring. “So. The choice is yours” he announced after a pause, when Bucky had finished his own meal and was sniffing daintily at the wine.

“You wanna play sheepdog, or am I?” Bucky asks in answer, lips curving into a wicked smirk that has Tony grinning in response, leg twisting around Bucky’s in a hidden touch. Tony shifted his wine glass in response, allowing a few measly drops to fall onto the edge of his jacket. Good thing he wore grey and hated this suit anyway, because that red wasn’t gonna come out.

Bucky only rolled his eyes, because they’d played this game before, and pushed to his feet. “Woof woof, bitch” Bucky murmured, low into Tony’s ear as he passed, and Tony resisted the urge to drag him back by his hair, to put him on his knees right then. Largely because of he had one more PR disaster this month Pepper got his custom Audi, and he only had four days to go.

It took another short collection of minutes for Peter to come practically skipping over; during which Tony had splashed a few more drops for good measure. “Oh, Peter. D’you think you could help a clumsy old man out? Buck’s gone on a phonecall and I tipped my wine” Tony pouted, putting on his best helpless, sweet aura. Peter’s eyes zeroed in on the red splashed at his hips, tongue peeking out like the solution was to lick it clean.

“Of course! I can - I’ll see if there’s any stuff behind the bar? I can be right back” Peter breathed, but Tony shook his head, pushing to stand. Peter’s eyes are wide now, like a startled deer. They’re stood close enough for Tony to note he has almost a full head on the boy. For a man who’s boyfriend towered over him, it made him rather smug.

“Oh, no need for all of that. Just come to the men’s with me to help me dab the wet patches, hm? At least I won’t reek like a wine cellar on the way home”. He added a charming smile for good measure, turning on his heel. He didn’t need to look to know Peter would follow obediently. Refusing Tony Stark wasn’t good for business, after-all.

Bucky is perfectly concealed when he swings the door open, shrugging out of his jacket and listening to the clack of another polished shoe on the tiles as Peter steps in after him, practically vibrating with nervous energy. Tony carelessly draped his jacket over the edge of the sink and begun to run the tap, because what was a story without details?

Peter hovered closer, clearly unsure of why it would take two men to wash a jacket. “I - What do you need me to do, Mr. Stark?” The boy asks not a moment later, and Tony can’t bite back a grin. Peter has wandered around to his right, which means when Bucky makes his dramatic entrance, it’s gonna be behind the kid.

“Oh, nothing you don’t want to, darling. But if you do want to, then just stand there and let me make you feel good, hm?” He asked, head tilting as he turned off the tap and took a step closer. The hitch of Peter’s breath is audible.

He doesn’t step away, though. Interesting.

“Y-You’re here with your boyfriend” Peter whimpered, even as Tony’s hands came up to his shoulders and chest, petting gently. He trembled under the touch, but didn’t back away, sucking his lower lip into his mouth. Over Peter’s shoulder Tony can see Bucky swing around the edge of a stall door, prowling quietly closer, but he doesn’t dare look up, doesn’t dare alert Peter of the predator at his heels.

“I wouldn’t worry about hurting my feelings, Doll” Bucky purred, low and raspy in Peter’s ear as he pressed up against Peter’s back, until the boy was a pretty little sandwich filler. Peter actually yelped, driving forwards into Tony’s chest, and Tony let his hands fall to slim hips, holding him steady.

“Now, Bucky” he chided, voice softening. “What do we do before we play?” He asked, arching a brow as Peter panted between them. Bucky cast him a pouty but gentle look.

“We ask for consent” he hummed, metal hand reaching up to gently brush aside a curl when Peter whipped around to face him, lips parted.

“Good boy” Tony murmured, gaze dropping back to Peter. They take a step away from him in unison, giving the poor thing some room to breathe. “So. That means you can tell us to stop, and we’ll walk out, pay our bill, and we won’t approach you this way again. Or...You can say yes, and we’ll be gentle, but we’ll make you feel good” he continued.

Peter shifted between them, looking cautious but also like he was two breaths away from sinking to his knees. His voice is small, rough when he finally speaks. “If...What will you do? To make me feel good?” He whispered, and Tony and Bucky wore matching, slow smirks.

“Well. I’m more of a practical person” Tony drawled, eyes roaming Peter’s face for confirmation. He found it in a weak nod, the boy’s pupils blowing as he advanced closer and reached out, him and Bucky closing Peter between them once again. Peter was small between them, lips bitten and eyes wild as Bucky reached down, sliding metal fingers along the curve of his ass and between his thighs, rubbing there like you’d finger a girl, his other hand winding around to press flat over Peter’s stomach.

A wrecked, torn sound slips from Peter’s throat, practically collapsing against Bucky as Tony’s hand dripped down, palming over the half-hard bulge there none too teasingly, the other hand cupping his jaw and tipping his head.

“We’ve maybe got five minutes or less” Tony breathed, licking into the corner of Peter’s plush, pink mouth as Bucky pressed up against him, dropping to mouth at his neck. “I can think of a few things to do”.

[babyboy-cody]

Roman and his daughter have ruined me. It’s all I can think about at work lol. What if her mom (I guess the reader?) wakes up super sick and Roman notices while he’s getting ready for work “go back to bed.” He tells her and she’s like “nuh uh I’m signed up as a chaperone for the museum field trip today” and he’s all tuff like “I’ll go” and she just laughs until she realizes he’s serious. All the other mom chaperones lose their shit when he shows up, lily is ecstatic lol

quick note: ooohhhh loorrdddyyyyy. i didn’t realize how much i love roman and lilian until now. roman is The Dad™️.

–

The throbbing in your temples only increased when your alarm blasted loudly in your ear. You winced and let out a muffled whimper in your warm pillow. The sun peaked through the curtains and entered your bedroom, causing you to squint as the brightness made your eyes burn terribly. You blindly stopped your alarm, and that’s when you felt the scratchy ache in your throat and the stuffiness in your nose. You licked your dry lips and wiped the crust from your eyes.

“Morning,” Roman huffs lightly as he finished buttoning the cuff of his business shirt in the mirror.

He turns away and walks over with a smile, planning to kiss you sweetly as he always does in the morning. He quickly stops when he takes in your sickly pale face adorned with slightly purple eye bags. His eyes widened for a slight moment as he kneels beside you, pushing back your hair from your damp forehead.

“Holy shit… you don’t look so good, babe,” he sighs.

“And I don’t... feel too good... either,” you swallowed thickly as you suddenly felt nauseous, just from speaking. “Water, please.”

Roman was quick to stand back up and make his way to the connected grand master bathroom. You flopped your head back onto the pillow, whimpering like a wounded puppy when the movement made you dizzy and increased your nausea. You briefly heard the tap run for a few seconds before Roman’s footsteps fade back into the bedroom. He comes around and gently holds the back of your head to lift you up so you can take a few small sips of the cold water. You hum drowsily against the rim as the coolness slides down your dry throat.

“Today’s my trip! Today’s my trip! Today’s my trip!” You both heard Lilian’s excited little voice scream down the hall as she makes a mad dash passed your room and into a different bathroom.

“Her trip,” you tiredly mumble and struggle to sit up without dizzying yourself. “I’m... the chaperone.”

“Don’t get up,” he lightly pushes down on your shoulder. “You can barely open your eyes.”

“But… I promised her,” you whispered weakly and sniffled softly, finding that task to be quite difficult.

“I’ll go,” Roman cuts you off, pressing a gentle kiss to your clammy cheek. “I’ll be the chaplain.. or whatever the fuck you just said.”

“Chaperone,” you softly laughed, lightly brushing the back of your hand against his freshly shaven jaw. “But you can’t, Rome. You have to work today. And you don’t exactly have the best... reputation... with the other moms.”

“You think I give a fuck?” He laughs and rolls his eyes right when the door is pushed open and Lilian comes running in with her dress on backwards and her hair in sloppy pigtails.

“Today’s my trip! Today’s my trip!” She excitedly jumps up and down as she claps her hands, a bright smile so similar to Roman’s, her top lip nearly disappearing as her left cheek dimple deepens.

“Change of plans, bug,” Roman says and picks her up to make her stand on the bed as he redressed her correctly. “Daddy is gonna go on the trip with you!”

“Yaayyy!!” Lilian squeals are muffled from her dress covering her face. “What about mama?”

“Mama’s sick today, baby,” you tell her and give her a small pout. “But I’m gonna get better soon and we can go on a nice picnic in the park!”

“Okay!” Lilian exclaimed, giggling softly when Roman tickles her sides after straightening the fluffy skirt of her dress. “You messed up my hair, daddy!”

“Uh.. mommy can fix it for you..” Roman sends you a pleading look, causing you to silently laugh at his ignorance when it comes to styling Lilian’s hair. “Daddy doesn’t know shit.”

Within ten minutes, Lilian’s hair was styled in two neat bear buns with a puffy hair tie wrapped tightly around. Roman appears in the doorway with Lilian’s light purple backpack adorned with multicolored polka dots in one hand while his other hand holds his car keys, a pair of black sunglasses, and a cold water bottle. You gave him a sleepy smile and laid back down as Lilian jumped off the bed and charged at him. Roman grins and hands his daughter her bag as he walks over to you.

“Be careful with her, don’t be rude, send me pictures, and make sure she eats her carrots,” you quietly told him while grabbing his wide wrist to pull him down. 

“Yes ma’am,” Roman smirks and lowers his head to press a firm kiss to your lips. “Make sure you eat, take some meds, stay in bed, and drink water.”

“Yes sir,” you mock his smirk and pull him down for another kiss, giggling softly when he groans against your skin. 

“We’re gonna be late!” Lilian whines fro the doorway as she stomps her feet and exaggeratedly pouts. “Daddy, we gotta gooooo!”

You grin and pat Roman’s pale cheek lightly as he sits up while giving you a wink. As he goes to stand, Lilian comes rushing over like a bull in a China shop and gives you a big, tight hug. You rubbed your knuckles over her ribs, causing her to squeal and jerk away.

“Bye, mama! Love you!” Lilian shouts as she runs out of the room in a hurry.

“Remember what I said,” Roman points a long finger at you while he bites his lip with a small grin and follows his daughter out.

In the car, Lilian was strapped to her car seat as Roman carefully drove to the school to meet up with the other parents, most of which are moms who completely loathe Roman. As he neared the school, he can see one big yellow school bus parked in front of the main building. He exhales through his nose as he spots a long line of moms and their kids with Lilian’s teacher in front of the line. Roman parked directly across the street to be away from them. Lilian already unbuckled her seat belt and was eagerly bouncing in her seat. 

“Ready, bug?” Roman asked as he placed his sunglasses on his nose and smoothed his hand down the side of his slicked back hair. 

“Yeah!” Lilian exclaims.

Roman exits the car as Lilian opens the back door to get out as well. He gently holds her hand as he grabs her backpack with the other. He looks both ways before crossing the street, Lilian happily skipping beside him as they get nearer to the group. Almost immediately, all eyes land on him. Most of the mothers’ smiles instantly dropped as they let out sighs of annoyance. Some even rolled their eyes.

“Ex-Excuse me, sir,” Lilian’s new teacher tapped him on the elbow, as he’s too tall to be tapped on the shoulder. “Can I help you?” 

“I’m Roman Godrey, Lilian’s father,” Roman cockily grins as he peers down at the flamboyant, balding teacher who wears a lanyard with the name Mr. Cobb. “My wife couldn’t make it because she’s terribly ill.”

“What a shame,” one of the mother’s muttered.

“M-May I see some identification?” Mr. Cobb hesitantly asked he practically cowered from Roman’s steely gaze through his sunglasses.

Roman reached into his back pocket for his expensive leather wallet that you got him for Christmas and pulled out his ID, handing it to the teacher with a bored expression. The nervous man nods and hands back the card.

“Okay, everyone! On the bus now,” Mr. Cobb announced as he clapped his hands to get their attention. 

Lilian happily grabbed Roman’s large hand and pulled him to the front of the line. He smiles at the small groans that were emitted from the parents. Roman had to comically hunch over to get the bus. Even with his head lowered, it still brushed against the roof. 

“Over here, daddy!” Lilian said and pulled him to  seat near the back. 

She sat closer to the window as Roman sat on the edge. She grabbed his hand and immediately began to play with his black wedding ring. Roman smiles and pulls his phone out. He takes a picture of both of Lilian’s tiny hands wrapped around his fingers and sends it to you. 

“You don’t wanna sit with your friends, bug?” He asks.

“I don’t need friends, they disappoint me,” Lilian casually replies.

As the driver turns the bus on, Roman proudly smiles. “That’s my girl,” he responds.

[genderlesssinner]

Alright post break! Map out! Let's go!

That is indeed a lot of minis, and hot damn that map!! That is crazy, I love it

"You can just call me Scanlan."

"No I don't think I can."

Matt, you have 2 druids at the table why didn't you have all of the elementals, at least? I know there's a lot but damn

Two Nat 20s on initiative, wonderful

Oh it's been so long since I've seen them in action this is gonna be goood

(I may add less to this at some point I'm pretty tired but I will finish the ep tonight)

Vox Machina FUCK SHIT UP.

Verin and his boys also fucking shit up, hell yeah

Ooohhhh that's a fancy cane Percival and a crit, yes

High rolls, Percy is back bitches. No mercy.

It's a swordguncane. Of course it is.

Go go gadget pepper box 😂

Heh groggy is out of shape

Love that Fire Keyleth could just sprint across the battlefield and light bitches on fire by moving over them

A fucken cerberus raven. Love it

Slithers are fucking freaky man they're neat but like. Mh. Nuh uh.

😂 Laura's face when the Reiloran talked in Vex's head

I was wondering how long Sam was going to keep up the gravity

Ohhh no I hate it I don't wanna deal with a vidulch oh got it's fucking massive holy shit

THERE'S TWO OF THEM

Yes Travis yall need to gtfo

Five fucking attacks no Matt

I'm glad Grog has nearly 300 hp

Of course it has acid too.

The fucken Closer remix, love it when Tal gets a song going

Lobstronsities lol (lobster - monstrosities)

Just get the hell out of there and if they follow deal later

There's the misfire, knew it had to happen at least one time tonight

Grog should try to behead the beastie since he's in its back

We love a bad idea around here Marisha get it

Look shit happens and as long as Verin is okay it's fiiinnnee

Ooohhh okay Dominate is a good idea but I doubt this fucker is a beast. These gotta be at least monstrosities - yeah no Matt's distinction definitely makes them monstrosities they were fucken genetically modified in a lab

Earth glide outta there boo, that's right

We're practically gods

Yall don't go there

OH SHIT THERE SHE IS GET IT OPAL GET IT GIRL

🎵Guiding Bolt up the butt🎵

Ooooo a big boi fire elemental hell yeah

Robbie you goddamn genius cook that son of a bitch from the inside out

I can't be the only one who expected lighting from the dick still right? He could have reared up and done it and traumatised these guys even more

Eeeyyyyy Devo'ssa!!! That is such a gorgeous mini holy shit

One massive fuck down nice okay I still say gtfo

I love call lighting it's such a good spell

Fuck yeah Opal. Terrible but awesome

Oh my god why he on the table

Why would they put a jug of water on the table they're too chaotic for this 🤣

Not Sam screaming like an actual kid AND THE BINKI

Wait I just realised they're in their BH seats but it's ok cause their stuff is in VM spots okay okay

Oh boy oh boy here we go, back with the OG crew

(well. Most of them.)

Ep 113

It feels so wild for c3 to be in triple digits??

Aaa les goooo

I still can't believe Keg is hanging with Scanlan's old crew

Oh no okay cerkonos calm down

Grog makes shoes???? How have I missed that or are they fucking with Scanlan

Back to Vasselheim it is

Oh okay no he's actually doin it okay

Oohhhh Kikiiii 🥺 guyyys

Trinket!!! The old maaann he's missing teef 😭

"I'm going to end up in there, don't think I don't know that." oh boy

Okay okay Pike an Scanlan oooh Pikey has a buddy

Oh god I forgot they had kids

Meat man import and sexports I hate it

I love Grog so much

Oh god Pike, mood. Everything hurts no matter what

Oh god Robbie XD

TRAVIS CAN YOU DON'T

Dynasty reps being in Vasselheim is crazy still. The queen herself.

Percy does not want the rifle corps out in the world Vex love

I can't

Ooooh is that J'mon? I think it may be

Interesting seeing factions we don't really know much about

This is gonna be such a massive and chaotic battle

J'mon is one of my all time favorite NPCs yall, I love them so much

Ooohhhh the ladies from the Matron. Liev'tel!!!

HE DID. YESS I LOVE IT

Character art for her!! She's so pretty.

Ooo Cerkonos is shook by the lady

"We will get him back." oh I love her so much

What if Vax is just in a pokeball but like instead of just vibing it's painful or something (he's clearly not just chilling) but like maybe he can bamf out like Trinket with the necklace

Devosa that's the dragon name,, I can never remember that one

Oh shit the judicators too

Heirophant doing some cool shit just standing there, damn ok

She's doing some Inspiring Leader shit and buffing everyone isn't she

Ooh shit okay okay just casually summon celestials like that goddamn

Like anyone is gonna feel good following that up. Woof. You got this Keeks.

No pressure at all, Keyleth. Nope.

Hell yeah Vex.

Oh Keyleth. Never change girl.

Historical speech right there. Fuck shit up!

Yeah yeah yeah 20 temp hp hell yeah

Interesting so now we have 2 clerics and 2 druids I love it

Ah yes so we're going over the walls on the ships okay okay

Ohhhh the old maaann twinketttt Buddddyyyyyyyy you don't gotta protect mama anymore

Oh my god he dragged out the old cup ugh I'm glad he's not really drinking out of it

Hero's Feast fuck yeah

Oh god Cerkonos please take advice from him with a gain of salt

Grog fucken TANKIN with almost 300 hp hell yeah man

Essek! I mean Seth 😏

I love that half of them were like WHO is this. Yall. 😂

Is that. Is it Verin IT FUCKING IS HELL YEAH BABY

Hot boi #2 damn right Laura

I hope we get to see him fight oooh man. He also better fucking survive this though goddamn it

Yep there's the awkward baby brother, love him

IS HE FLIRTING WITH MY GIRL

You fucker

Goddamn it Matthew

Ah okay so we're caught up now interesting okay quicker than I expected

It's go time boys and girls

Here we go oh shit okay good job grogory hoof booties

He made hoof crocs oh my god

Yess this is why I love these two! Such a good friendship

Oh hell yeah Lieve, buff my girls up

XD oh my god Cerkonos maybe just.. Don't speak.

YEEE VM ON XANDIS' SHIP FUCK YEAH

I love them so much, crazy fucking tiefling

A short and bumpy ride

Like you (Percy to Scanlan)

I love that Liev'tel x Cerkonos is still Liam x Robbie

Is that Artagan parting the dust storm?

It has begin my friends

What in the fuck are these freaky flying fucks?

Yup it's on the ground Groggy that's you, get it

Oh fuck uh okay it took the horse

Damn Percy, 22 with disadvantage. Love it

Oh fuck yes I love me a grave cleric yaaasss

Grogory with the first HDYWTDT Nice Nice

Goddamn Travis

Heheh the Platinum Gaurdian got a snack

Oh fuck dispel missiles holy shit

Elementals to the rescue?

Bitches yall best help Verin and his crew come on

Thank the Everlight indeed boys

Get that horsey bardic inspo

Oof I do not envy those ground forces at all. Vidulches are awful

Come on Xandis you got this

Oh well okay that's not what I was expecting but okay

Alright now get your asses to the Key

Liev'tel doing the the step off into freefall is so good

That damned cannon

Cerkonos fucken going human torpedo over here aight

Okay okay that was fucking badass

Break time!

How we feeling?

I missed these fucking idiots so much

[facelessxchurch]

I pose you the following: Robert Sheehan as Nefarian Serpine. He's Irish, has the devil smile, and, most importantly, astonishing real green eyes. Search his name + "BAFTA" and you'll find pictures of him with hair like you draw Nefarian's + a suit.

And you can search “Mr and Mrs Jones Billy Delaney” to see the devil smile level in action

Ooohhhh, he certainly would make for a pretty Nefarian! I would not be opposed to him playing Nef, not at all  👀

He also got the kicked puppy look down which is very important considering how Nef gets treated like a punching bag in the books lmao

Especially in this gif he feels very Nef-like .3.

[ Gif taken from here, had to crop it to at least save the quality somewhat when converting from webp to gif ]

Ngl tho, with those thick eye brows and the brown hair Robert Sheehan would also make a neat teen!Mevolent.

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Youth With You” with Me!

Episode 6 Part 2

and we’re back!

i have my water, my phone is plugged in, i perhaps will have a schnack at some point who’s to say

as mark lee would say, lezgeddit

i know i used it on the previous post but i forgot to edit it out and am too lazy to do so akdjsalkdj

next to the stage is one of the dance groups!!!

cai ming wasn’t that their mentor group name kadjkf

but yeah jolin and minghao are going to introduce them!!

part of me hopes that it’s mingming/shenshen/guan yue/wenxuan’s group and yes it is a selfish ploy to get more mingming in glasses thank you for asking

noisiest ones???

ooohhhh turn up

oh my god im so excited

it is the grFUCK MINGMING LOOKS SO GOOD I

WHERE’S THAT PICTURE ABOUT I ONCE SAW A MAN SO BEAUTIFUL I STARTED CRYING BC THAT’S  ME HE ELP

HHHHHH

Ok  breathing time lets breathe jae

ngl guan yue kinda reminds me of x-exo suho wiht this hairstyle

i miss suho...

anyways

weNXUAN PLEASE OH MY GOD

YUEHUA IF YOU DON’T FUCKING DO SOMETHING WITH HIM I SWEAR TO GOD

mingming and xuannie’s jeans are ripped i

guys im really going thru it

have i really not seen this stage before???  like im going thru my brain files for any rememberance of this outfits on them but like

i know i’ve seen shenshen’s but

not the other three

their fucking name is go crazy and they popped their jackets off their shoulders i hate six (6) men

su yuhang drop that eye makeup look please i need to know

shenshen is so cuteee

yin shi looks like minghao a lil bit

xuannie looks just

*chef’s kiss*

mingming *pleading emoji*

those stylists deserve not just one or two but several raises

he’s got the gray contacts in, his hair is messy neat, his eye makeup is emphasizing his feline features

ugh they really said we are going to make everyone go crazy (hehehehe no pun intended) and wreck any biases that existed

they hhhhh they put hanhan in pink eyeshadow i need several minutes

@baobeejun is dead to me bc she didn’t forewarn me about any of this

guan yue is so cute!!!  his lil wave after their introductions *insert smile with hearts*

minghao: ok well have fun! don’t get hurt :)

excuse me???  just how complicated is the choreo that you have to say that sir??

training montage time

give me mingming in glasses

thank you iqiyi

kjfasadjfas wenxuan’s facial expressions i love to see it

theyre both ready to swing on each other adjfasdk

are they

oh my god

guan yue really just said that’s the fate of a capricorn and a gemini im screaming

hold on i need to google something

 ok yeah that’s hilarious

aslkdfjl;aksd shenshen leaning away from them like “idk them bro :\”

eunhyuk and yesung right here i swear to god akjdfalsdk

i have to download this episode simply to post the clip of them edited to look like a cat and dog

aldksfjal;sdkf

while looking up something for a post i may or may not have made about mingming and xuannie i found out that wenxuan is a 99 liner and a gemini and as a 99 liner and a scorpio i just gotta say mingming never stood a chance to not get annoyed by him dsja;sldjf

also is wenxuan’s hair green???

did we already go over this???

i literally do not recall

adskfjasldfjasld

Wenxuan: can you be kind?

Guan Yue: he is kind.

Shenshen: Just not to you.

wenxuan in the one on one: tho we oft fight during practice i dont think mingming hates me :)

guan yue deadass even made the same comment about them being like tom and jerry adkkljfasdkl

wadfkajsdlkfjwe guan yue leading the practice reminds me of that one video of nct 127 rehearsing and all you hear is taeyong making noises to go with the moves adlkfjaslkdj

ohh shenshennie he got lost babyyy

shenshen is me fr fr

ooop

he got

blond hair

*eyes emoji*

oh baobeiii

oh so they just gonna play the clip of retreat like that

awww hes so cute mimicking it afdjasdlk babbbbeeeyyyy

eneikdjaf;akd

oh my go

d 

they’re all imitiating the killer move that shenshen did i 

alkdjfasdjf shenshen’s face im

shenshen is so cuteeeee

looks like this part of the post is loving 1/3 of unine + wenxuan :)

awww he jsut wants to prove that he can show all sides of himself im

mom im love him

not to be all mingming arm but mingming arm

aksjdf;askdjfasd mingming jiayi already is her favorite you can’t sweet talk your wayinto her heart adlkfjalskd

if mingming really did just wink i will k word

tnkakafdjaskd thank you iqiyi cameramen for zooming in on mingming like that you truly know your audience

why the fuck did they zoom in on wenxuan looking proud of mingming i’, T.T

weith the mf thounge buite imasdjf;ejwigpoanfdk jaiewpaodhkjei84yqtij

jae.exe has stopped working

aww su yuhang!!!  he got complimented too!!!  jolinnnnn

yin shi is super cute!!!  mom is adorable but also

right

O.O’

mom just said she’s never seen mistakes with guan yue before im

god shenshen looks soooo gooood hhhh

aish i just

why are htey all os bueatuiful lfasjdf;jald

why is guan yue literally the only man in the world

ok so

during their stage practice in front of jolin, gy had forgotten some of the choreo and like it was an obvious thing not something that was like more easily hidden

and that’s why jolin was concerned re: a few bullet points above

and so now theres a one on one with yin shi and he’s talking about how like gy would always be there for the rest of the group and trying to keep their energy up, their self-confidence up, trying to make sure that they were getting the moves down correctly

and yin shi said that guan yue sacrificed his own time for the good of the whole team

and thats why guan yue is literally the only man ever

and he is like under so much more pressure compared to some of the other leaders bc not only does he have a group with ymm & lzn & hwx who all ranked fairly high, he himself was also 3rd and he just wants to prove that he was and still is worthy of having had those votes and that the ypd didn’t waste their votes on him

google search how to retroactively give someone a hug

bithc he’s crying rn i

am tearing up

he deserves the world

al;kdsfjaskd wenxuan is like “if other groups are good, does that mean we are bad” which like yeah that’s valid like just bc another group puts on a good performance doesn’t mean yours is any lesser

just because someone else did really well doesn’t mean that you did bad

and ymm is like “dude wtf does that mean you’re not making any sense”

which leads to them having an argument of sorts which helps to break the tense atmosphere of the group

and wenxuan goes on to further say that other people are good and so are we

oh wait i do recognize this stage i heard the music

i have just only watched the guan yue focus alsdkjfadslkj

ok im good

ok here they go

god mingming looks good

woooowwwowow this is much cooler when im able to see everyone kfjaslkdjf

ugh shenshen fuck that was good

i am going ot bite thru my table mingming the absolute disrespect of that how dare you

i gotta find this stage and gif it fuck

if it wasn’t 4 in the morning i would be screaming

also weiwei looks good in dark concepts i appreciate this about him

his hair is kinda green blue we love to see it

mr crazy team i hate the disresepect of all of this

aaahhh guan yue remembered all of it

mingming please

wenxuan what the fUCK

GOD I HATE THEM 

I REALLY HATE IT HERE GUYS

I RELALY DO

WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT???

IT SURE AS HELL WASN’T ME

yaaaay praise mingming he deserves it

yaaaaaassss praise guan yue he definitely deserves it

HE

I HATE IT HERE YOU GUYS HE REALLY DID THAT I

if i had a ~cool internet persona~ it wouldve been destroyed so easily with this fucking stage on god

i have found my new icon picture i am sorry kyuhyun

hes so cute i fucking

jolin really is out here for the mf people

i really hope that they all go thru with making the cute pose

wenxuannnnnnnie-ah!!!

minghao i think enjoyed that a little too much the shit starter he is i love him

rip my phone storage after this episode fr fr

aww wenxuan wanted to give a lil heart thats so cute

a;lkdjfla;ksdjfkaljsdf;lkajsdf i fucking hate them

wenxuan: yeah i feel the same way [guan yue had said he feels more relaxed and comfortable now that the stage is over] like if i got a zero i’d be fine”

mingming with absolutely 0 hesitation: ok :)

i just wanna edit mouse ears onto xuannie akdjflsd

hhh fcuk hes’ jsut so pretty

how the FUCK did mingming get third

not to say that like wenxuan doesnt deserve higher

but like

mingming is my unine bias i gotta support him y’know

GUAN YUE FIRST!!!! AYYAYFAODSUFPOWE THAT’S WHAT HE DESERVES HELL YEAHH BB

i bet that mingming and wenxuan’s fuckng uhhhhh their votes

i bet that their votes were fairly close in number

i s2g if gy starts crying im going to also

im really out here trying to do the math knowing how i am with taking screenshots and everything trying to figure out if i should just power thru to the end or call it quits and make a part three for this

context: it’s 4:15-ish am

we are at 1:45:25 and the entire length of the show is 2:23:22

so we have ~38 minutes left

hmmm

i mean it means nothinng to y’all jsut like the voting means nothing bc for you it’ll be in the past and you’ll know what happens regardless based off of the first line or the tags so

i think i’ll just power thru bc depending on who is in the team i might not take as many screencaps

ok

rap time

big shot group

what the fuck is up with their outfits i truely hate it here

yeah i have like no attatchment to them or at least not as strong as the previous 2 groups

anyway i like anthony and ye ziming

i really hate how wang yi ends his intro like ziyi does

isnt anthony american?

alkdfjsd poor ye ziming

aksdf;alskd “i really don’t want mc jin to say these words”

mc jin: proceeds to say the exact thing word for word

awww mc jin said that today he became a fan of ye ziming

cute cute cute!

is .... that’s not yao chi whom i just saw right

no it isnt

just someone with puffy hair

anthony is adorable

his ears are so red alkdjfaslkdj

oh fuck is wang yi going to tear up bc if he does i will as well

yzm said he only just recently found out that wy is sentimental

fucking rude they are going to show him crying while talking to his mom

bc now im crying too

he’s apologizing for crying i

so like

for like christmas or cny or something festival-y (idk i started crying and couldnt read alkdjfalks) his mami would always place an apple by his bedside for him to like live a long and good life

and the production crew gave him an apple for that festival/celebration thing and like while at the time he was like chill

he was able to call her later and like he broke down and started crying and when she asked why he was crying he said they gave him an apple and it reminded him of her and  i

awwww he’s like telling the rest of the group that they should say something to their families im

shin quenfeng i am sobbing

i didnt think that this episode would make me emotional but here i am sobbing at 4:30 am over boys trying to let their parents know that they’re ok

rude

ok i think we’re moving to the stage now

if there are pyroTHERE ARE PYROTECHNICS FUCK

THAT’S SO COOL YOU GUYS KNOW I LOVE A GOOD FIRE EFFECT

ye ziming looks v Good

like his is the only outfit that i respect on this stage

i dont care much for rap but i feel like it’s important to let you guys know ye ziming has blond hair

hmmm yzm that was rude and disrespectful choreo how dare you

we get it you’re the center

i like the attitude that he has tho when he raps its v attractive tbh

like he is v confident

after journey and mc jin are literally just fucking partying back wherever the mentors are sitting afdjas;dk

if yzm doesnt have one of the top three spots in his group i will be so confused

the end of the song got a bit....boring tbh bc they kept repeating the same phrase over and over again

minghao thinks that this the best stage

i will refrain from saying anything as i made clear in my previous post what my favorite stage is ;)

yzm looks baby now that theyre not on stage

anthony and i not being able to understand what’s on the screen is solidarity

tho im very confused as to how he got this far if he cant read that

but its fine its in the past

top 3 ok ok ok i knew it im happy

wang yi got first place!

is 

minghao is handing out gum he’s the coolest guy in the school

ok we have one more group

it’s another vocal group

hou chuanjun has nice hair styling in this

sun zelin just called himself chinese sauerkraut i

i honestly didnt think there was enough time in the episode left for them to put in another group but i guess not

i literally ahve no idea what just happened

i also do not recall this song

zhou chuanjun said maybe in the future his english name will be changed to too much bc he over enuncicates his words

he have blue hair O.o

i am interestest

ok here’s the stage

that’s a lot of lamps bud

but yeah i do not recall by sight alone

i like the staging tho tbh

it’s simple but really nice

i literally have never seen or heard this stage in my life

nice note there bud

not to expose who i am as a personYAO CHI LOOKS SO GOOD FUCK

anyway not to expose who i am as a person but zcj’s outfit is literally hitting all of my soft library boyfriend buttons im here for it even if idrc about the song

hhhhhafkasdl;fjae;kl zcj is literally the tallest of the group by a solid few inches i

its kind of hilarious

aww he looks cute at the end

i did screenshot some library bf looks dont @ me

like his shoulder comes up to like szl’s chin i

how tall is this guy hold on

he

he’s 6′2

i am nodding he 

i eaidfjakldl

i need a minute

his birthday is 4 days after mine hes a scorpio i

library bf got 3rd :D

aldjkdsa i dont even stan him but here i am screenshotting away adsfkjsd

ok next episode we get to see bubblegum group

and yao chi’s group

and chunyang’s

oh shit is minghao going to rag on huaiwei?

who the fuck waas he asking im going to fight him if he was talking to huaiwei

ok that’s all for this episode

and at 5:05 am too hhhhhhh

damn them for being so screenshottable how dare my favorites be good alkdfjlskdjfa;ljd

alright i’ll see you guys next time!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <33333