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Actual quotes from my undergrad quantum mechanics professor (2019):

"Any one of you, if pressed hard enough, could use a rock to kill a gazelle"

"I haven't killed anyone since I was in my 20's!"

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three wrongs do. So, if someone wrongs you, get back at them double."

(After a student asked a really good question) "I'm doing this because it's his fucking fault."

"Wouldn't it be great if Bohr, Schrödinger, etc… were struck by lightning before arriving at this conclusion?"

"The key to being a successful physicist is to be an arrogant shit."

(When asked why he assigned so many homework problems) "One reason is to keep people awake at night. The other reason is that I'm insane."

"No no. Cross that out. Write dumbass next to it."

"Vigor, not rigor, as my PhD advisor used to say."

"I can either be A. depressed or B. infinitely amused."

"The Finite Square Well: The chances of an algebra mistake are greater than 1. -Dirac"

"I tend to not get excited about important things like the end of the world, but this pisses me off."

(After grading our first exam) "I don't care if you don't go into fucking physics, but REALLY PEOPLE? … Even people who don't give a rat's ass can be productive in society … but REALLY??"

"In classical mechanics, you can ignore the product rule. Write that down."

"It's always darkest before the dawn, unless it gets darker."

"I'll give you ten dollars if you don't ask me that question again."

"If you mean it then you're a nerd nerd. If you're being ironic, then there's still hope for you."

"60% of books use E to be + and 60% of books use E to be -, and you can never tell which it is."

"I think I knew a guy named Jack Shit in New Jersey."

"Life is more complicated than physics, that's for sure. That's what makes it fun."

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"We need your help in these difficult times and hope that you will share our story. Any support, no matter how small, will have a significant impact and will help us improve our lives. 😔💔"

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**Hi everyone,** 🌟

I hope you’re doing well. I’m reaching out for your support as my family is struggling due to the situation in Gaza. 💔

I’ve posted about their story and included photos . 🎗️ Please consider sharing this post to help us reach more people who can offer support. 🗣️📢

Can you reblog my pinned post from my account?❤️

Your help means a lot.

Thank you for your time and kindness. 🙏❤️

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🌿✨ "Hope from the Rubble" ✨🌿

Hello, my name is Jaber. I’m 13 years old from Gaza, and I’ve lost almost everything to war—my home, school, and beloved family members 💔. My mother, who suffers from a heart condition, and my siblings are all I have left. We’re struggling to rebuild and find hope amid the ruins 🌄.

Your kindness could help us create a new beginning 🕊️. Any support would mean the world to me as I try to build a future from the rubble 🏡💖. Thank you for your compassion ❤️🙏.

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🌱✨ "A New Dawn Amid the Ashes" ✨🌱

Hello, my name is Jaber, a 13-year-old from Gaza. My family and I once lived in peace, surrounded by laughter and dreams. But in an instant, everything changed 💔. Our home, the school I loved, and even some of the dearest members of my family were taken from us by war.

Now, all I have left is my mother, Maysaa, who suffers from a heart condition, and my siblings, who are my only remaining comfort. Every day, we struggle to rebuild what we’ve lost, searching for even a glimpse of hope amid the ruins 🕯️🌄.

I am sharing my story because I believe in the kindness of others. With your support, we could take the first steps toward a new beginning 🕊️. Any help, however small, could be the light that guides us out of this darkness. Thank you from the depths of my heart for any compassion you can offer ❤️🙏.

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Urgent Appeal for Donations to Support a Family Affected by the War in Gaza and to Help Them Travel to a Safe Place

Greetings,

My name is Mohammad Riyad Suleiman. I live in the Gaza Strip, Palestine. I am 36 years old and work as a lawyer specializing in legal and Sharia consultations. I am married and have three young daughters: Sarah, Jameela, and Rose.

Due to the ongoing war in Gaza by the Zionist entity, I have lost my source of income and am unable to meet the basic needs of my family. The war has destroyed our dreams, and I am now unable to provide food, education, or even psychological and social support for my children. We also lost the animals we relied on as an additional source of food and income.

I appeal to kind-hearted individuals to help us financially and economically. We need your support to provide:

• Food and basic necessities for my daughters.

• Psychological and social support to help them cope with the effects of the war.

• Education and healthcare.

• Clothes and other essential items that meet their needs.

In addition, we are in urgent need of traveling to a safe place, away from the ongoing horrors of war, where we can live in peace and start a new life, giving us the opportunity to rebuild our future.

My hope lies first in God, and then in the generosity of kind and benevolent people to support us in these harsh conditions. Your donation will be a lifeline for my family and will give us hope for a better tomorrow.

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters , my number verified on the list is ( #215 )✅️

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Hello dear friends! ❤🤍🖤💚

🍉I am Mahmoud Ayyad, a Palestinian from the besieged and destroyed Gaza 😭😭, coming from an extended family of young children, women and elderly people ❤❤ who have been suffering😭😭 for 300 difficult days from an aggressive war.

Our lives are harsh because we lack all the basic necessities of life. Everything has become scarce and unattainable. There is no food, no water, no medicine.

So, I ask you to help me keep my family safe and alive, especially after we had lost all our sources of livelihood.Please do not leave my family to struggle and suffer these difficult days alone. You can support my campaign by donating whatever you can or by sharing my posts to reach others who can help us survive the war to safety and peace. You are helping the lives of many people with your small contribution. Every donation makes a difference in our very difficult lives. But this is a legitimate campaign and has been checked by 90-ghost.

https://gofund.me/31c5cbe3

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Tahseen Starving Children Call for Your Support Amid Crises

Hello Dear

My name is Tahseen Khazendar from G@@7_@, P@1_e$tine . As you are reading my message, my wife, 3 little children, and I are sitting in the north of G@@7_@ City, starving with no food, water, or money. Specially my older son, Ibrahim, who suffers from the Celiac disease and needs a special food which I am not able to provide for him at this current time in G@@7_@. I struggle every single day to secure 1 single meal for my children. Every morning, My wife and I feel heart broken and disable, when our children wake up asking us for food which we don't have and unable to provide to them.

Once the aggression started on our city, we were forced to evacuate our house and left everything behind. Then we had to move at least five times since every new area we seek refuge to becomes not safe. Unfortunately everything I owned has been completely lost. My family and I are currently suffering slow death in the north of G@@7_@, sharing a small apartment with other families and living a devastating life.

I am raising funds in order to be able to pay the rising cost of basic necessities specially because the cost of survival became astronomical.  My campaign has been vetted by

@olagaza here,

@northgazaupdates here

@90-ghost here

@neptunerings here

Please donate and/or replog 🥺🙏🇵🇸

From where you are right now, you personally can help save our lives here. Please reblog and post the link to my campaign across all your social media, and follow me @TahseenFamily.

Your generosity has the power to make a significant difference, and will give me and my family hope that there will a better future waiting for us once this conflict stops.

We ask God to bless you and your families and to protect you all from all calamities and to never make you feel or go through what we are going through.

Thank you very much from Tahseen and family for standing by us ❤.

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Hello Dear,

I hope this message finds you well. My name is Tahseen from G@7_@, P@1e$tine. I am a father of three children, striving alongside my wife to secure a decent life for my family. As you read this message, my family and I are hungry, thirsty, and terrified. We are homeless, depressed, and feeling hopeless. To be honest with you, I can endure all of that, but I cannot bear watching my children die from starvation. I am writing to you, pleading for your help. I appeal to your mercy and humanity to help us. Please don’t be surprised when I say that you are my only hope, the hope that can bring life back to me and my children.

During the past year, our life took a drastic turn. Tragically, everything I owned was lost. We are now enduring a slow death, living a devastating life. The basic needs of living and the harsh circumstances we are enduring have forced me to write this letter and request a hand for help. I am reaching out to you after exhausting all other options that could keep us alive. Thus, I have created a campaign to help my family rebuild our lives and meet our basic needs in these harsh conditions. My campaign has been vetted by @olagaza, @90-ghost, @northgazaupdates, & @neptunerings.

All I ask is that you please donate and reblog the pinned post on my page. Your support would mean the world to us. Here is my GoFundMe page https://www.gofundme.com/f/tahseen-family-from-gaza-not-to-feel-hungry . Please be certain that your generosity and kindness can make a huge difference in our lives and give us the hope to rebuild our home and reclaim the life that was stolen from us.

I would also greatly appreciate it if you could follow me to stay updated on our situation. I am eagerly waiting for your response and thank you in advance for your kindness and support.

With deepest gratitude

Tahseen

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🚨 abdallah aleashi 'aeish fi shamal qitae ghazat🚨

'ana waeayilati nueani waeayilati min aljue waleatash walnuzuh almustamiri

laqad 'ansha'at hadha alhisab litalab musaeadatikum fi hadhih almihnat alsaebat bialtabarue litalbiat alaihtiajat aldaruriati, hayth kunaa naetamid ealaa almusaeadat alaijtimaeiat qabl alharba.

hadafi hu musaeadat eayilati ealaa aleaysh bi'aman watawfir aldaruriaat allaazimat lileaysh hayth 'ana hunak ghala' almaeishat wasueubat alhusul ealaa aldaruriaat natlub musaeadatakum fi mughadarat qitae ghazat li'iinqadh hayaat eayilati

laqad marat sanat mundh 'an qalabat alharb hayaatana rasaan ealaa eaqaba. walyawm najid 'anfusana eajizin fi manzil hayil lisuqut la tuafir lana maljaan min albard alqaris 'aw almatar aladhi la yahda'a. 'atfalana aladhin yanbaghi 'an yaerifuu aldif' wal'aman yarqudun ealaa 'ard baridat waratbatin, waqulubina muthqalatan bialkhawf ealaa salamitihim.

raja' tabaraeuu limusaeadat eayilati lilkhuruj min ghazat 🙏🙏

Please donate to help my family. https://gofund.me/f2693f58

Instagram link https://www.instagram.com/abdallha.alashi/profilecard/?igsh=MWZ3aHR3emVzNHBlNA==

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I'm Hadeel from Gaza🍉🇵🇸

My husband and I launched a support campaign to rebuild our house that was destroyed in the war, in addition to supporting us in bearing costs in Egypt, Help us build our future.

Donate if $20. If you can't donate, share our story, Please, I need your help to have a decent life 🥹🙏🏼

Help us deliver our campaign. Unfortunately, our accounts are constantly being deleted💔

If you donate to me, let me know in messages🤍

https://gofund.me/102d1cb3

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Dear community,

I am reaching out to share my story and seek your support during this challenging time.

On a seemingly ordinary day, the sun was shining ☀️ when an unexpected explosion changed everything 💔. My family and I were trapped under the debris, feeling terrified and hopeless 😟. The minutes felt endless as we waited for rescue.

Thankfully, help arrived 🙏, but the impact of that incident has left deep wounds. I sustained a severe injury to my leg that required multiple painful surgeries 😢. I am now facing not only physical pain but also emotional and financial burdens.

I am asking for your financial support to help me manage my medical costs 💸. Any contribution, big or small, can help me rebuild my life 🌟.

Thank you for your kindness and support. I am hopeful that, with your help, I can return to normalcy ❤️.

https://gofund.me/e94f48a3

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If you ignore this, you are condemning my family's life to death and putting my little sister's life in danger. Hi, I'm Mai and my family

I hope you and your family are well.

Can you help me share or repost this post on my family's account? 🙏 My sister is a baby who needs help she needs milk and it won't be available, I desperately need your help to evacuate them to a safe place as soon as possible outside of Gaza 💔💔. I hope you spread my campaign. Please go to my page and spread my posts. My family and I are 10 people help us we are a big family and we need money to survive we live in hunger help me buy milk for my sister I don't want to lose her life please donate $20 to save our lives 🙏🏻We are a family under your care

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Office Of The Constitution

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Preamble

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Judicial Procedure and Organisation

Legislative Regulations

Executive Prerogatives and Limits

Anything anyone wishes to add?

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