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RIP Shitbox - 2024.

Unfortunately, Shitbox has started to head toward the light. As such, I'm re-advertising commission slots. They're always open, but a little promotion never hurts.

You can see my goal progress to help fund Shitbox 2.0 here.

References for my commissions can be provided as well as past examples. Small revisions to completed prompts are available free of charge.

General Information

You can find all general information on my commissions here. Includes guidance, hard limits, ko-fi link and more.

You can find the entire list of my ships here. This is always being updated.

You can see my current AO3 works here.

I write and enjoy over 34 fandoms, including but not limited to:

Genshin Impact / Honkai Star Rail

The Witcher

Teen Wolf

Kpop

The Untamed

Stranger Things

One Piece

Real Person Fiction

An exhaustive list of fandoms is included in the ship list, which is organised by fandom.

Hard Limits

There are a select few things I will not write about, however the list is relatively small considering. They are as follows:

Age play (infantilism, baby-play, ect. Light babying is permissible.)

Scat 

Watersports

Nazi/race/gender play 

Extreme feminisation/forced gender transitioning (threat or implication of is permissible)

‘Disgust’ fetish. (Drinking sweat, human toilet, dirty socks, ect.)

Limb removal (organ removal is permissible, vivisection is permissible)

Vaginal sex

The Process

If you're interested in a commission, firstly; thank you!

Secondly, the next step is to send over your request and fee. You can do this all at once by attaching your prompt to your Ko-Fi payment or you can send your prompt to me via Tumblr or my Discord.

You're more than welcome to discuss your prompt with me before you pay, and in fact I encourage this to make sure we're both clear of expectations and direction before I start writing. You can be as brief or as exhaustive with the detail as you like; I'm here to write what you want.

Once prompted and paid, I will begin to work on your commission immediately. Although I have a 30 day work period, most prompts are completed and uploaded to AO3 with 14 days. You will be notified when your prompt is complete and additionally provided with a link to it once it has completed beta and been uploaded.

In instances where I am particularly inspired, there may also be included free of charge a moodboard, edit or 'cover' related to the prompt. These will usually be attached to the commission and/or posted separately.

I highly recommend downloading your commission once it has been uploaded. Although I will not remove commissions, its better to be safe than sorry in the event of glitches, hacks, ect.

Availability

Commission slots are always available and are not limited. You are welcome to send a commission at any time.

You are also welcome to send unpaid requests to my Tumblr(s) if you cannot currently afford to commission me, but please note that these are lower priority to commissions and comply with the same hard limit regulations. Unpaid prompts will be hosted on Tumblr.

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I have once again read your fic 'In The Hands Of Gods' and realized that yes I would still without any hesitation do absolutely anything for a sequel

👀

It is one that I do keep meaning to add onto and expand. The original idea for the work was to turn it into a multi-part series exploring the world of the cult, the magic and coincidences, the lore and much more. I’m currently working on finishing off my old multi-chapter Starker works, but ITHOG is definitely one that has dug its claws into my WIP list!

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Jensen! *smooch* 😘

Kiwi!

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Stop! This is a hold up!

Reblog this with a screenshot of your favorite comment someone's ever left on a fic of yours, and a link to the fic.

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Slowly getting used to doing digital. Excuse how sloppy, off-perspective and janky this is.

Otherwise; have some Peter earning his keep 😏

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✨Progress✨

Me: Has an iPad for less than an hour.

Also me: Immediately begins to draw Peter giving messy head

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Me: Has an iPad for less than an hour.

Also me: Immediately begins to draw Peter giving messy head

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Pupdate

Another small update on Pupperooni. She had an x-ray on Thursday which confirmed she's ruptured the cruciate ligament in her left leg. This is the same original injury sustained to her right, albeit under different circumstances.

She's now on the immediate wait list for surgery, which will be the same surgery she went through before. It will be anywhere within the next 3 weeks. The surgery for this is pretty invasive and it will be 8 months of recovery minimum.

Right now she's at Grandpa's enjoying being spoiled while we rearrange the downstairs to accommodate her recovery ❤

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Crack thot that might not be crack:

Dacre Montgomery as The Flash.

I mean. He's already played a superhero in a red suit. He's an amazing actor. He's not currently balls deep in pending court dates and problems.

Plus; potential for Dacre to be alongside Cavill and Affleck?? Hhngnfh.

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I just saw an article saying:

'Spider-Man 4 fixes the MCU's biggest mistake.'

And do you know what the supposed biggest mistake was? That Peter Parker wasn't a dirt poor nobody with no friends or family fighting crime in store-bought spandex with a police scanner off eBay.

I honestly don't even know what to say.

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Love; Through a Series of Boxers

Peter lives a pretty average teenage life. School, a job, DnD on the weekends... Sure he's also a superpowered vigilante in red spandex, but everyone's gotta have their quirks, right?

Oh, and there's the whole 'Iron Man thinks he's a hooker' thing.

WC: 16,000 | Mature | Commission

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We do not need the Marvel Multiverse.

We need the Marvel Wongverse.

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Mm'kay so I know there's already a ton of Vampire!Peter stuff out there but like...

Peter would be The Worst Vampire?? Especially if you're thinking CW/HC/IW era Spiderman. Can you imagine trying to tell that tiny little bean boy he has to drink people juice? Can you? Look me in the eyes and tell me he would fall to his knees in anguish at the mere thought.

Now make it Starker.

Tony has no fucking clue what to do and oh god Peter please get off the ceiling that's more disturbing than I can put words to and rallying the Avengers and half of SHIELD HQ for a blood donation drive and Peter resolutely insists on thanking each and every one of them personally.

Steve and Bucky restore blood faster than anyone else and at least once a week Tony has to toss out a the kid's asking for a snack as he passes them for the coffee machine, or like the time Steve is reading in the common room and Tony watches the kid dithering behind him for a full twenty minutes before he sighs and says Steve, it's your turn to feed the baby.

Peter accidentally popping fang all the time and he can't talk properly around them it's just all slurred and lispy and really, Clint is trying to stop laughing but please say quantum-reflectory differential again oh my god. Half the photos on Tony's new photo wall have the kid flashing his new set of gnashers.

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I keep thinking about a The Propsal AU but where Tony needs to marry to keep his position as CEO thanks to a clause Obidiah created to try and oust him before the whole betrayal debacle and Peter is the poor brand new intern who permanently looks confused and he's only been here three weeks and now he's engaged to Mr. Stark and I need to meet your parents, kid, make it all official and haha, yeah, about that Mr. Stark... And holy shit but isn't Mr. Stark totally banging Miss. Potts? And what does Peter know about spring weddings vs fall weddings and holy shit this ring is worth more than his life if he loses it oh god oh no—

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Why does Annie put up with me

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No offence but fuck a TV series about Steve living happily ever after with Peggy. We want the TV series about him living as a hunky nomad vigilante