#one of the mics

[rottkitt]

no taco ship is yaouri or yaoi anyone who dates her immediately gets struck with the beam of WOMAN

[shartingan]

[ID: meme of neji split down the middle that says "i have two sides", "they/them", "job". End ID] ID by @nejileetens

[rottkitt]

who up being a fictive AND a fictkin ?

(me with my collective of 70% inanimate insanity and several brainmade headmates who are ii fictkins. fucking CRAZZYYYYYY. also maybe collectively a taco ficrkin?? we are a strange creature to be studied in a little glass cage in a lab)

you know what? i’m interested now:

ARE YOU A FICTKIN OR FICTIVE FROM AN OBJECT SHOW!!

this is an idea i had a little while ago and i’d be interested in seeing how big the fictkin and fictive community in the osc is! because reblogs mean larger sample size, please (/nf) reblog this, it’d be greatly appreciated!! lets see how many votes we can get!

so yeah! i decided to lump the big 2 object shows seperately but we can always just add the data from multiple different answers to see in total ‘fictkin or fictive from object show’ data

as a reminder, reblogs would be greatly appreciated! i love data, and i think it’d be fun if you were to mention who you are too!! (your source, i mean). i’ll start. i’m price tag bfdi!

[lucdoodle]

Valentino's speech to a sleep deprived Vox (audio from "Clone High" ep 5, season 1)

[black-and-yellow]

Someone said Micnight was like Team Rocket. And they were right.

[nibeul]

staff polaroids

[id in alt]

[pucksandpower]

Charles Leclerc’s press officer tried to dictate what he should say to the media following a horribly mismanaged qualifying by Ferrari.

Charles’ response? “I’ll say what I want.”

From Cl16__FanpageFr on X

[lvrsfilm]

Johnny and Simon aren't used to domesticity beyond what they can give each other in the quiet of the barracks. They haven't been together quite long enough to share a leave the way they'd like to. But when you came along, and chirped about on one of your weekly calls to them about how they should both just stay at your flat in London when they come back, so the three of you aren't all separated, they couldn't say no.

They didn't know what to expect, duffel bags in hand and covered in grime, sticking out like weeds on the cleanliness of your doorstep. "Door's unlocked" you had told them over the phone when they said they were on their way. Simon does Johnny the favor of opening the door first, stepping inside to cover him as if they're still on the field. But they're not met with gunfire or yelling, not even empty silence. The television is on low, playing a random football (because it is football, birdie) match and the house smells of cinnamon and something hearty bubbling on the stove.

They aren't used to the excited call of your voice from the kitchen, the sound of soft, socked feet padding on the floor towards them. You in a large shirt (one of Johnny's,) and a pair of leggings. They're almost frozen when you take their bags, dropping them to the floor and pulling them both towards you for a hug while you murmur about how you missed them.

But they like it. It's not much different than a shared tray of food in the barracks, followed by a fitful rest on a too hard mattress pad and scratchy sheets. Except it is. It's a shared meal, home cooked, the best thing they think they've ever tasted. It's you checking them over for injury not so subtly as they scarf down their plates, daring to ask for seconds to indulge both themselves and you. A shower, for both of them while you clean up, hot water and soap that smells like you.

They whisper conversation in the shower, about how different and nice it is. Johnny does more of the talking than Simon, who scrubs Johnny's back the way he likes while he listens to Johnny ramble quietly about their lass. About when did she learn to cook like that? About how he never wants to go back to his place, how he could stay here and let her feed him his weight in roast until it was time to leave again. Simon who indulges him with nods and grunts, but who's really thinking about a neat glass of bourbon and having you two draped over his lap where he can bask in your shared warmth because in his mind he's already used to this. He already knows he wants more.

It's Johnny passing out on your couch, drooling onto the armrest, a leg thrown over Simon's lap and a full belly. You coming into the living room with a mug of hot tea for the man left awake. Sitting down next to him and leaning against his side, asking him questions about where work took them and if he needs anything while you comb your fingers through his damp hair, occasionally stopping to catch a stray drop of water with your fingers. Once the cup has gone cold and theres no liquid left, you let him sit in silence as well, not speaking, only lightly pressing your lips to the stubble of his jaw and whispering that you have a surprise for him. Leaving the living room and coming back with a bottle of his favorite. Whispering about how you asked Johnny to make sure this was the right one as you burrowed your way back under his arm. And as he presses a kiss to your forehead, traces circles along your shoulder with his fingers while the other holds the bottle of bourbon on his lap, he thinks Johnny was right.

[occvltswim]

Kendrick Lamar - man at the garden

[arrowheadedbitch]

New idea: Shinsou is supposed to be babysitting Eri but he has to do something so he leaves Denki in charge for a little bit, he comes back expecting the house to be burnt down but instead he finds Eri begging Kaminari to let her re-dirty up her room so they can clean it together again

[royalarchivist]

Over 6 years ago, Technoblade and Etoiles played together on United UHC. Although they never got to meet each other on the QSMP, it's nice to see that they already had some nice banter and a fun dynamic developing during the brief time they knew each other. Here are some highlights from the video where they played together!

Subscribe to Technoblade! Technoblade's United UHC video

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Technoblade: Bonjour, mis amis! (Hello, my friends!) Oh god, we already have a zombie on us. No! It's targeting me 'cuz I have subs!

Etoiles: Excellent teammates.

Technoblade: Do trees spawn in these worlds?

Etoiles: [Laughing at a screenshot of Technoblade saying "deforestation has gotten pretty bad"]

Technoblade: It's gotten pretty bad, man. What is this?

Etoiles: B-bonjour.

Technoblade: Stop speakin' Chinese.

Etoiles: You're the best Skywars player, dude. That's why.

Technoblade: That doesn't mean much.

Technoblade: Oh my god, I found diamonds!

Etoiles: Oh, whoa.

Technoblade: Subscribe to Technoblade! I'm suddenly a UHC god.

Etoiles: Oh, I got diamonds too! :D

Technoblade: ...Wow, way to ruin my moment. Wow. Can I just have this one moment?

Etoiles: Yeah.

Technoblade: Does everything- does everything need to be a competition? First diamonds I've ever mined in Minecraft.

Etoiles: Let's redo it, Techno. Let's say I don't have diamonds. I don't have diamonds, you have-

Teammate: I found diamonds!

Technoblade: Oh my god.

Technoblade: I have seven diamonds! And I'm not saying that to one-up you, but- I mean I am, but I mean I'm- I'm also tellin' the truth.

Teammate: Nobody knows which one of you guys is the mole.

Technoblade: Yeah, that's gonna be very awkward.

Etoiles: Maybe Technoblade is already-

Technoblade: I'm right behind you.

Etoiles: Technoblade is already saying to his friend-

Technoblade: I'm already in the Mole chat, plannin' your death.

Etoiles: Like, I'm kind of scared of Technoblade, actually.

Technoblade: I'm not even good, why would you be scared of me?

Etoiles: Because you're the King of Bedwars.

Technoblade: Alright, ok, ok, so here's how it works- I get paid per episode, right? So I'm not gonna betray you on Episode 2.

Etoiles: [Laughs]

Technoblade: Now let me enchant.

Etoiles: I'm so bad at hearing sound because when I'm hearing lava-

Technoblade: Nah, it's 'cuz the sounds are in French, isn't it?

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you, bro.

Technoblade: No!

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you.

[moonsun2010]

in honour of @re-dracula podcast, an updated version of this DracDaily fanart from 2022

[sugawara--san]

the image of two husbands taking their newly adopted daughter shopping for the first time and having to ask their singular female friend to come with because they do not know a single thing about girls

[r18-g]

LOST. MY SHIT?

[ohblimeygeorge]

George back at it with his lawn mowing lore

[0asisbliss]

Personality, face, body, gosh you were amazing he loved everything about your pure existence. He wanted you. He needed you, and he was going to have you no matter what. He didn’t have to say not a word to you. You were meant to belong to him. Your fate was already decided your soul belonged to him.

GOJO, Geto, CHOSO, Yuuta, Yuuji, (JJK)

Shalnark, Uvogin, KURAPIKA, Chrollo, Feitan, Phinks, Illumi, (HXH)

Giyuu, Sanemi, Gyomei, (DS)

Lawliet, Light, Matsuda, (DN)

Luffy, ACE, Law, Sanji, Shanks, (OP)

Ranpo, DAZAI, Chuuya, (BSD)

Aizawa, All might, Present Mic, (MHA) or any of your other favs.