#one like if you remember

[danvillecheese]

it’s been more than a year since phineas waved goodbye we hoped it was an ending that would satisfy plus there’s always reruns so the show will never die but now people write us letters and they ask us why don’t wanna seem ungrateful or sound like a jerk it was a whole lotta fun but a whole lotta work we were exhausted for a decade counting years that’s ten so what are we gonna do now that it’s come to an end relax take a break try not to over extend no we’re gonna do it again with milo murphy’s law you might know the name from all the promos you saw we’re not resting on our laurels just eating fondue we’re working hard right yeah it’s true we’re gonna do it again that’s we’re not quitting new stories new characters new rhymes we’re spittin it’s a brand new show with a new point of view but if you like phineas you’ll like this too so what can go wrong will go wrong that’s murphy’s law and if you’re living it you gotta be strong meet milo the youngest in the murphy family he lives his whole life inside a cyclone of calamity for someone who handles adversity with such poise where in the world would we find the right voice the disney casting department has never steered foul so we called them up we said we want weird al and they just made it happen here he is in a recording and here’s a bunch of random shots of people storyboarding it’s a long long process and it’s really complicated we already did a video on how we animated we did yeah a few years back oh that’s right well we’re gonna do it again for milo murphy’s law a new behind the scenes video with a rap song score we did one for phineas this a sequel to it with a brand new crew it’s only fair we’re gonna do it again that’s right we’re not stopping just be glad you don’t see me and swampy poppin and lockin we’re working hard yeah bringing this new show to you but if you liked phineas you’ll like this too along with weird al we’ve got a great cast of voices from the channel and beyond all our top choices we’ve got sabrina carpenter we’ve got mekai curtis chrissy fit jemaine clement whaaat I think they heard us ming-na kate micucci diedrich bader christian slater there’s also me and swampy but we don’t show up til later so set your dvr cus you are gonna wanna see milo murphy’s law on disney xd if you want more information like a real insider just check the local listings on your provider check the local listings on your provider word

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[umblrspectrum]

so like is it specifically planets the solver craves or can it get by with just eating dirt off the ground

[thebibliosphere]

Still not over the head of cardiology, who said she wouldn't formally diagnose me with dysautonomia because she didn't want me to think of myself as disabled.

As if good vibes and a can-do attitude can stabalize autonomic dysfunction.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[ciderjacks]

dad issues

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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)

[chroniccoolness]

genuinely a lot of you need to sit the fuck down and think about whether you actually support transfeminine people or you're just chasers. cause a lot of this site's support seems to be "uwu fuck me big strong dommy mommy" "I want a sexy trans goth gf so bad" etc etc and it's so gross. like i dont think attraction the inherent problem here or anything but when every single post asking "do you actually support trans women/transfeminine ppl?" has some chucklefuck in the notes going "haha yeah, I support her ON TOP OF ME!" it gets really obvious that you do not actually know how to support them without sexualizing them. and that's. really incredibly not okay.

[cosmosnout]

The most doomed siblings ever

[egophiliac]

was gonna wait 'til I'd done all the poms, but it's been a day, so have Vil with a Salazzle 🍎

[improvapocalyps]

You have 90 minutes to complete. (original poem: r.a.)

In participation of the MCYT Recursive Exchange 2024 hosted by @mcytrecursive!

Inspired by know that all my love will be your breath (i will save you when your lights go out)

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1. Have you ever been in love? (Please circle your answer.) a. It's me and him b. Our hearts beat in sync c. Our lives intertwined

2. Do you understand what you’ve done? (Please circle your answer.) a. I couldn't do anything b. I lost my balance c. I doomed us both

3. It's been god knows how long since you felt phantom hands on your neck and there is no one in sight. If you were soul-bound to him and both of you died at the same time then why are you still waiting in the void? Please answer clearly, in full sentences. (Not a correct answer：I just wanted to see him one more time).

4. Define two (2)： Fate | The feeling of his forehead against yours Curse | The moment you realise he isn't linked to you anymore

5. True or False： i. It was your fault. ii. You wish you had met him under different circumstances. iii. You can’t regret a single moment that you had him. iv. You would do it all over again if you could. v. It ended long before either of you said anything.

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[technically-human]

St. Hilarion's ghost story

[yashley]

"And that was the experience that bent you towards the Lord of the Hells?"

bonus:

[just-an-enby-lemon]

The thing about jonmartin is that Martin wants to be a romantic, he loves poetry and probably watches romance but for him it is a fantasy, a silly game he plays. Martin is at his core very cynical. Things don't work out for him so he doesn't really belive in romance, it is a pretty dream but that's it. He is pratical and realist. Dating Jon he has to remind himself it is real and he actually struggles with romantic gestures, it is something he has to remind himself to do, to remind himself he can do even and honestly who even has the energy and what if Jon doesn't even like it?

Jon on the other hand wants to be cynical. His first coping mechanism was pretend the things he was afraid of weren't real and goddam if he isn't afraid of love. It didn't really work to him so far so it's easy to pretend he doesn't care. But he is a romantic at heart. He saw love and he read about it and he has enough evidence that it is undeniable. And to be honest Jon was always to much a bunch of mushy feelings hidden in a grumpy (and bitter and afraid) trench coat. Dating Martin he has to hold himself so he isn't too much. He plays the grumpy unromantic guy at first. But he just can't stop giving flowers and planing dates (this is the guy that saw a theme park on a fear domain and considered how he wanted to take Martin to a romantic ferris whell date [until he discovered Martin was afraid of them]) and making all the silly things one does when in love.

TR: Martin is deep down very cynical about love but wants to/pretends to be a romantic and Jon is deep down very romantic but wants to/pretends to be cynical about love.

[nat-20s]

I think Nuwho companions give a lot of leeway to The Doctor for some of their odder behaviors on the assumption of oh well they're an alien I'm not gonna hold them to human norms but tbh if they knew other time lords (not the master. The master doesn't count bc the master is also a freak) they'd probably be like ohhh. Never mind it's not a species thing it's a you thing

[noodles-and-tea]

Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.

Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.

And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here

I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill