#one is an STD I think

[mammomlette]

“I need to take a break so I don’t burn out and lose motivation later on” I say, shutting down ibis paint, opening tumblr, checking my notifications and then opening ibis paint and continuing that canvas

[reapersynth]

9-1-1 ‣ S03E1: Kids Today

[plutoswritingplanet]

I was gonna say whatever black gunk his teeth are covered in is probably a UTI waiting to happen, but then again if you have the psycho egg going down on you, a little bit of UTI is the least of your worries

i.....i had to set down my coffee for that one...

but like fr i just KNOW harkonnen UTIs are craaaaazy, they're all practically walking bags of toxic waste chemicals, can u even imagine what that does to a person's HP balance??

[delicatetaysversion]

domestic violence family wale mutuals unite 😭✊

[mysicklove]

microbio is hard for me bc all i think about when he lectures is how i want to rail him with the labcoat on

[yourqueenb]

I randomly got a book pass for Save the Date, so my take of the day is that the way people talked about Justin was actually insane. Not exactly a new take, but still very accurate.

People were literally saying he was in the wrong for “following” MC to her new job to warn her employer not to hire her? As if said employer wasn’t his sister and she was considering MC as a wedding planner. And as if he hadn’t watched MC either flip a whole table or shove bread into her boss’ mouth like the day before 😐

[edwinisms]

kind of jealous of ghosts and the concept of ghost sex. the complete lack of need for prep or cleanup? what a dream

[metastablephysicist]

ok one more thing. i don't think i can handle the stress of being a grad student and the stress of being more visibly/openly trans at the same time. people like to pay a lot of lip service to inclusivity and whatever bs, but no one over the age of 40 (i.e. faculty, staff, etc) takes it seriously or is willing to put any effort into things. a lot of my peers don't even do that! everyone asks you to disclose your pronouns but no one will actually use them. we want (financially) disadvantaged people in our program but we won't support them in a way that matters (financially). that kind of thing. the rest is left as an exercise for the reader.

[martyrbat]

ghosts - batman confidential #40

[ID: dramatic art of Batman and Commissioner Jim Gordon standing to the right of a panel. They're both in a profile view and are looking at blood that's splattered against the snow near a trash bin. A long, wavy strand of Gordon's grey hair is sticking far out in front of his face. Batman is kneeling on one knee and is hunched over entirely as he looks at the blood. His cowl's ears are long and pointing straight up as he frowns deeply. END ID]

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

lulu is good and i might still use it sometime but honestly basil is sweet too

[pseud0knots]

we had to do this personality assessment thing at work that was basically mbti with extra steps and then we were supposed to spend like 30 minutes with this consultant going through our results and she spent. 1 hour and 30 minutes with me. and I’m feeling very studied under a microscope about it

[postmakerkiwi]

⚔️ Peace Keepers' Garrison - Freshwater Springs 🛡️

Even the harshest environments in the Dragon Realms tend to offer some form of relief, and here, it's the duo of tiny water pools. Barely wider than a dragon is tall, these basins have managed to persist in spite of blazing heat and widespread tar chambers, not to mention bombardment from the training grounds. So lean back against the sandstone cliffsides and rest easy, knowing that these pockets of calm splashes are perhaps the safest spots in the whole land.

photo by CatbatQuartet

[stingchronicity]

girlies (gender neutral) i went to the doctor today and received four (4) vaccines, got tested for every std ever (which included a blood draw), & made an appointment to get an iud placed yeehaw

[livvyofthelake]

well first of all emma and julian are sooooo dyke coded so jot that down. but i digress. back to the discussion at hand. ok so after emma and jules sleep together he apologizes because he didn’t think about protection, and emma’s like dude don’t worry about it i have the rune (the birth control rune. because shadowhunters have a birth control RUNE. thanks clary <3) and then she says “and i don’t have any diseases” which is technically vague enough that MAYBE she wasn’t referring to regular human stds and she was just perhaps jokingly referring to the fact that she doesn’t have like demon pox or whatever. she’s like that she would totally try to bring some lighthearted jokes to julian’s little mental breakdown about sleeping with his best friend. however. she’s not doing that she’s just being like, matter of fact and straightforward and saying they’re fine because neither of them “have any diseases” which is vague. and maybe shadowhunters have their own stds which would be hilarious but would still bother me anyway. so like this is stupid. cassandra i didn’t want to know that shadowhunters can get stds. girl this sucks!

[alveolaraspergillosis]

sso like. hypoethetically in theory. if my sister's latest Series of Agonies are indeed the symptoms of an STD that she received from her first partner ever (whose first partner ever is my sister) . and it causes her to be infertile . that gives me the legal right to hang him by his shirt off a flag pole in a high school yard right?

[kavehater]

I agree with absolutely everything she said his in game model is not as good as I envision him to be 😭 like fanart carries him FRRR but it’s honestly so sad ppl see the coolest ever character and be like yaoi 😋✌️how about NOOOO !!!! 😭😭😭 gosh this is so !!!! He has so many deep important aspects to himself, he’s so full of contradictions and despite it all he’s still one of the most kindest characters