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mattiebluebird · 2 years ago

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siri keeton: hello, my job is to take the jargon spat out by hyperintelligent posthumans and translate it into something that the average person can understand. in order to do this, i must observe, and due to this (and other various traumas in my past) i've developed a set of algorithms to study and mimic human behavior.

everyone, for some reason: you unfeeling monster. you unsentient creature. get out of my fucking sight.

#listen siri is a weird guy and a bit of a creep and a reddit atheist but he did NOT deserve the level of dehumanization he faced #remember when they were like 'wow these aliens r intelligent but not sentient. they have no empathy or sense of self. sound like anyone we #know?' WHAT THE FUCK.#or when siri got brutally mauled by jukka just so he could make a Point/traumatize the poor guy into having an Epiphany. and pretty much no #one gave a fuck.#pour one out for szpindel pretty much the only character that treated siri like a human #ALSO when his gf was like 'hey what if i just CHANGED YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY A BIT'#and siri understandably said 'no thank you that feels like manipulation to me' and she had a fit #siri keeton #blindsight #blindsight peter watts #firefall #firefall peter watts #jukka sarasti #or his MOTHER. good god #they legit treat this guy worse than the ACTUAL VAMPIRE

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bacchuschucklefuck · 3 months ago

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couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

#calne ca #hatsune miku #VOCALOID #cw: body horror #<- And I Fucking Mean That We Are Not Fucking Around Today #well we are. as in I drew this as a fuckaround treat for myself #but the body horror tag is the most warranted its ever been on this blog #ask to tag #I am as ever on my journey to make calne ca Worse. her OG version is too cool. even the crab ver is too cool #I need her to be worse to look at. I am also getting myself into to mood to test my hand at boarding a pmv for my friend's cover #I think my thought for this was ''I should try and give her a more insectoid bodyplan''#which in this mostly means gently three-part body and six limbs (my favourite amount of limbs to draw rn)#actually almost gave her eight but didnt like how that silhouette came out so I mermaided her uh. abdomen I guess #though maybe next time I do this I should push that idea more. the head and torso are still very distinct for one unified part #I feel like one of my old attempts was onto something with like. a more horizontal body plan... well! live and learn etc #happy late mid autumn I guess. I should play with touys about it... I miss model kits. mayhaps...

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mr-malumm · 4 months ago

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Something told me yall would like this

#2013 vox is so cute but what if i gave him depression #hes a bug bro #this is so niche like you have to know the origin of the bug vox and of dark mode vox and also know undertale HAHAHAHAHAH #this is content for nobody but the real ones #anyway #dark mode vox #i fell for the fucking tv #hazbin art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #vox #hazbin vox #my art #radiostatic #undertale

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hugs-and-stabbies · 8 months ago

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The self-awareness on this guy 😞 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT

#dead plate #rody lamoree #rody x vincent #vincent charbonneau #rodince #rodincent #my art #i saw someone tag one of my drawings with a version of their ship name using their last names and it was nice but i forgot what it was #aksjdhf #also NOO i forgot Rody's lil moles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#thankfully at least tumblr allows edits #anyways #rody looks so wonky to me but I just wanted to stop fidgeting with it and post it since i wasnt getting anywhere anyways aksjdfh #also little story time lol #when i was in 10th grade there was this girl in my chemisty class that i was kinda frienemies with #we just always got into arguments with each other but the vibe ultimately stayed light and friendly between us #kinda like a <<fuck you but anyways what did you get for no. 5>> kind of situation #one day she slammed one of her hands against the door right next to my head 😳😳#i think she was trying to intimidate me but instead it just gave me a core memory LMAOOO #thankfully by then i already knew i wasnt straight lol but it definitely unlocked something in me hahahah

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rystiel · 1 month ago

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au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner

stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy

(plus a part 2 & part 3)

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emdeejaydraws · 20 days ago

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thank you, lower decks!

#star trek #ds9 #lower decks #elim garak #julian bashir #garashir #fanart #just a quick one #cannot fucking believe they gave us this #artists on tumblr #deejay draws

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dannyuta · 3 months ago

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#two sides of the same 🥺 coin

9-1-1 | 8x03: Final Approach

#timthatcher #roderickstrongs #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie #911 #911edit #*#*911 #*gif #tbh if either one of them looked at me with those fucking goo-goo eyes i'd be a puddle on the floor #truly don't understand how they're not constantly jumping each other's bones #also i gave up trying to make the coloring match sorry

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itsthatlake · 10 months ago

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“Icarus.”

it's all about freedom really

Credit goes to An Sifakah for the poem. Enjoy!

Support me on Ko-fi maybe?

#lake's art #happy birthday sabo!#this time actually on time wow #revolutionary sabo #one piece sabo #asl brothers #asl trio #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #watch me tag ace even though he barely shows up #one piece comic #one piece #one piece fanart #oh i'll confess. i traced that ship from a screencap #there's no force on earth that can make me draw a whole ass ship sorry #as always I am stupidly proud of exactly 1 (one) page and this time it's the third #but i also just love that part of the poem so i was already biased towards it before i drew it lmao #i had a whole ass explanation for the reasoning behind this comic that i wrote at like. 3 am. but fuck knows what i did with it #i contemplated colors and immediately gave up. hell nah i'm not doing that again

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words-writ-in-starlight · 2 years ago

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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

#honor among thieves #dnd #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #holga kilgore #she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character #some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke #and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels #and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever #do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING?????#god it was so good #i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount #i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory #his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS #do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now #i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now

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girlboyburger · 7 months ago

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