#hank is a millenial

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Why didn't anyone tell me about this? Am I old? Out of touch? Why did I have to learn this from Hank Green roasting Keith Habersberger?

[quercus-queer]

I love when ppl try to be mean about Hank Green cuz like do u rlly think the guy who started YouTube in the early 2000s, makes educational content for fun with his brother, and has proudly created the lame ass nerd fighter thing has ever been told he’s cool? You think he is unaware he is a millennial nerd that is cringy? Like??? He always has been and always will be many’s most beloved cringy millenial and he is aware of it I promise you

[random-hunter]

"Watcher should just move out of LA" "Watcher should cut production costs" "Steven should sell his car"

It's giving "Millenials should stop eatting Avacodo toast so they can buy a house." They have talked about wanting to move out of LA but it being impossible because that's where everyone they work with or want to work with is. They pay their employees, that's a considerable part of costs. And I'm always going to say workers rights first and foremost. Steven is still gonna need a car so even if he sold it yall would be mad that he got a new car.

*There is a small chance the talk about leaving was the Try Guys and not Watcher, but I'm 99% sure it was Shane, Ryan, Keith, and Zach talking about wishing they could be like Hank Green and move out of LA.

[satan-is-a-furry]

not to sound ageist, but with the way a lot of millenials are naming their kids, i swear that cats and trans people have more normal sounding names nowadays

you see trans people naming themselves like "Craig" or "Marie" or their cats, "Hank"

meanwhile there's cis kids being called "Rachellynnleigh" or some shit

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Hank Anderson is a Millenial, Please Send Help

Absolutely sends out "it's gonna be May" memes

Has jazz records sure. Also has Toxic on LP

Knows a ton of Beyoncé choreography

After the Eden Club investigation played Bad Romance like 50 times

Saw MCR in concert once

Was Classic Emo as a teen

Is the one teaching Connor slang so think about THAT a minute

Cool beans

Big mood

Do it for the vine

[brw]

Answer every 4th question

4) what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

to be honest as of recently i have just been blocking the moment i see something annoying rather than wait it out.... alas can't really name an example. it does happen but i can't name any examples.

8) common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

magneto in canon is a bad father and that's okay. he was not a good father to pietro or to wanda, and wasn't particularly spectacular to lorna either. he is a loving grandfather, that i do believe, but his relationship with pietro and wanda has always been strained because of the abuse and trauma they suffered as a result of his brotherhood and retconning him into a funny dad, while fun, isn't canon compliant and it becomes less funny the more widespread it becomes.

12) the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

i mean, hank pym obviously. people love to exaggerate his character especially compared to other similar characters from the same era and same point in time of creation and it's annoying to me, because the only reason he is infamous is that he faces narrative consequences for his actions in a way a lot of other characters at the time didn't have to, and despite actually taking it seriously he's always remembered as the worst in the fanon collective mind rather than the complex and nuanced character he actually inarguably is in canon (aus nonwithstanding.

16) you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

vague list, i don't understand modern bobby characterisation for the most part bc i much preferred awkward 80s accountant bobby to millenial kissing strangers for saving them bobby. i don't understand wolverine laura that much bc a lot of the time her characterisation is boiled down to "woman wolverine" when as x23 she was incredibly interesting with a distinct voice to logan, whereas now they're often indistinguishable. don't care for no power aus. don't care for anything irondad or anything "older superhero loves to adopt younger heroes" that isn't reed bc reed is the only superhero who actually took on a lot of kids. don't understand tonyjan at ALL. don't understand the small group of wanda/simon shippers bc that boy is gay and she doesn't love him and he mistreats her.

20) part of canon you found tedious or boring

2000s to early 2010s is boring to me and i don't majorly care for it. post 9/11 really marked a change in how comics were written imo and the narratives surrounding it and i really don't care for it at all, plus the height of the MCU. just not my thing at all.

24) topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

gd i dunno. cop avengers vs the completely radical, not at all owned by a corporation and written by the same people x-men i guess.

choose violence asks

[cffabioblog]

Part 1 Especial Neil Sedaka

ENglish:

From the famous Studio 1, the great special and tribute to composer and singer Neil Sedaka.

Jenna and Angel affirming the music scores, Ringo on drums and SIR Valentin Trujillo on piano, and Con Paul Mouriat on direction. They follow the instructions of Ophelia Ramirez in her capacity as television director, along with the teachers the masters, in varietés, the great Antonello Falqui and in horror, Alfred Hitchcock, planning the musical special. planning the musical special. The horror is due to the fact that the music from the 50s to the 70s are horrifying, according to today's younger generations, especially the so-called "Millenials".

With a group of tourists walking through a terrifying forest, out of nowhere comes the upbeat, upbeat song "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" with Neil singing. Up Is Hard To Do" with Neil singing. Like the promotional video clip in 1963, a group of dancers dance, and the visitors are impressed.

THE Song and its versions...

Spanish:

English:

(original version 1962)

(2009 version)

Italian:

Note:

In the corridors of the studio,  Moon Girl appears watching everything.

Videoclip:

Spanish:

Desde el famoso Estudio 1, se realiza el gran especial y homenaje al compositor y cantante Neil Sedaka.

Jenna y Angel afirmando las partituras de música, Ringo en la batería y SIR Valentín Trujillo en el piano,

y Con Paul Mouriat en la dirección. Siguen las instrucciones de Ophelia Ramirez en su calidad de directora

de televisión, junto con los maestros, en varietés, el gran Antonello Falqui y en el horror, Alfred Hitchcock

planificando el especial musical. Lo de horror, se debe a que la música de los años 50 al 70 son horrorosos,

según las generaciones jóvenes de hoy, en especial los llamados "Millenials".

Con un grupo de turista recorriendo un bosque terrorífico, sale de la nada la alegre y movida canción "Breaking

Up Is Hard To Do" Con Neil cantando.

Al igual que al videoclip promocional en 1963, un grupo de bailarines bailan, y quedan impactados los visitantes.

Copyrigts

Song

© Sedaka / RCA / Sony Music. Alls Rights Reserved.

Meilin Lee and Merida

© Píxar. Alls Rights Reserved.

Clarence / Tabes / Ophelia

© Cartoon Network. Alls Rights Reserved.

Ranger Smith

© Hanna-Barbera. Alls Rights Reserved.

Toph

© Nickelodeon / Di Damartino / k. Alls Rights Reserved.

Ren and Stimpy

© Nickelodeon / John K. Alls Rights Reserved.

Broblee

© WildBraind / Jacobs. Alls Rights Reserved.

Ranger Beth

© Sony Pictures. Alls Rights Reserved.

Varian and Angel

© Disney. Alls Rights Reserved.

Hilda

© Netflix. Alls Rights Reserved.

Eric Cartman

© Comedy Central. Alls Rights Reserved.

Bizzcout and Hank Hill

© Micke J. / MTV. Alls Rights Reserved.

Cleveland

© Disney / Seth Mc. Alls Rights Reserved.

Wiggum

© Disney / Matt G. Alls Rights Reserved.

Jenna

© Universal. Alls Rights Reserved.

Karmi and Hiro

© Disney / Marvel / Man Of Action. Alls Rights Reserved.

Moon Girl

© Disney / Marvel / Man Of Action. Alls Rights Reserved

[prodgermmath]

"I sell podcasts and podcast accessories" - Millenial Hank Hill

[veliusthewanderer]

Why Baby Boomers Want To Nazify America

You read the title right, baby boomers-those born between 1945-1959 want to Nazify America even as their numbers continue to drop. Its as if their 'Ozzie and Harriet' or 'Leave It To Beaver' mentality has suddenly came screaming back as they prepare to leave this world, but instead of taking the good qualities of those old sitcoms, they're taking the opposite ones, the Cold War 'duck and cover' mentality, and shaping them so that even when they finally leave us, their shackles will be just as strong as they've ever been, if not stronger.

It is often said that generations help define history and culture in America as in other parts of the globe. For example, there are very few-if any-from the generation that was born in the period from 1910-1922, yet it was this 'Greatest Generation' that saw us through a Second World War. They gave rise to the Baby Boomer generation which in turn gave us men on the moon, television shows and Woodstock. At Woodstock, with Free Love reigning supreme in combination with drug use and rebellion, the children who would later grow up into the Yuppie Generation of the 1980s came about. On and on, to the present Generation Z or Gen-Z. Politics, religion, culture all changed as these new generations began to shape them to fit their changing viewpoints. Today, Millenials (people born from 1978-1981), Post-Millenials (people born in the late 1990s-2000s) and Gen-Z'ers should be the ones shaping culture, politics and religion. But this is not the case.

You likely have heard your parents or grandparents tell stories of how a movie ticket in their youth cost only 25c, or how gasoline was less than $1, or how television had destroyed the youth with the first appearance on the screens of Elvis or the Beatles. Did you catch their not-so-subtle disgust? If you didn't, then all the efforts to 'dumb down' television, all the protests about gas prices that have already begun to drop, and the lack of ticket buyers at cinemas comes as a major shock. Where it is most noticeable, however, is in the dual realms of politics and religion. Consider this, Billy Graham back in the days when your parents were very youthful, was nothing more than an obscure preacher who captivated local audiences but failed to draw a national crowd. Today, there are dozens of 'televangelists' carrying the torch for the late preacher, and even more so-called prophets such as Greg Locke, Robin Bulloch, and Hank Kuneman. While a handful have taken lessons in messaging and shaped their religious message to accomodate the millenial, post-millenial and Gen-Z audiences, others remain tied to the old fire and brimstone messaging that likely scared your parents and grandparents into becoming churchgoers. These same individuals are now trying to impart that same method, but with means Billy Graham could only dream of back in his day. Now they've wedded themselves to politics and through them, Roe v Wade was overturned, contracepton bans are seriously being considered, and the LGBTQA community is under fire like never before, not even during the HIV/AIDS epidemic of the 1980s.

Speaking of politics, the Boomers have also passed laws which make it much harder for millenials, post-millenials and Gen-Z'ers to make a decent living wage, then defending their actions with such statements as "the kids are just too pampered" "the Gen-Z generation want everything on a gold plate and not have to bust their asses to earn it like we had to", etc. Imagine being invited to a poker game. You expect everyone playing will play by the rules because that's what honest people do. Now imagine midway through the game, an older Boomer player changes the rules and you can no longer be certain you have a winning hand. You look at your cards only to discover to your horror that the cards have been fixed and before you can react, the Boomer player has laid their cards on the table and its a winning hand. Now imagine this goes on and on and on. You lose all your poker chips. At this stage, the rules would say that its game over, but the Boomers at the table are not done destroying you. They agree to loan some chips but at a cost, then give you an ultimatum to either accept their loan with the high interest rate, or lose everything you have left. This is how I imagine life is for the Gen-Z generation. The sad part is, this is the generation that gave us MP3 players, SiriusXM, Snapchat, TikTok (already under fire thanks again to the Boomers), and other great advances in technology. Yet they're being shackled, humiliated and broken by the Generation that gave us Howdy Doody and I Love Lucy. Even the vast majority of politicians in both parties are of that generation, and why? Because the regulations state that a presidential candidate cannot be younger than 40 years old, and while this gives millenials some hope (I'm a millenial, by the way), it leaves the Gen-X generation in limbo and offers no hope for the Gen-Z'ers as they grow older and more mature.

It should come as no surprise, therefore, that when a Boomer tries to 'Boomer-splain' politics, economics, or religion, the responses they get are "Okay Boomer". The Boomer generation by now have become grandparents and in some cases even great-grandparents. But while they had been given the freedom to come into their own by their own parents and grandparents, they cannot seem to let go and allow the younger generations to do the same. Instead they're writing or rewriting laws which will hamstring the next generations even as they slowly die out, eventually to be remembered only for their meager contributions to history. The overturning of Roe, the numerous state GOP efforts against the LGBTQA community, the continued insistence on fascism being better than democracy may one day put them at odds with the younger generations coming up, and the last of the Boomers will then have to decide if they truly want to leave a fascist state behind when they go. Ultimately, it is my belief-and do come at me if you think you can change my mind-that the Boomers are so scared of The End that they're doing anything they can to leave something of themselves behind, yet they fail to realize that what they leave behind could be more destructive than anything they could imagine the Gen-Z'ers ever doing. It very well could be that by the time the last of the Baby Boom generation finally passes away quietly, the rest of us will only be able to remember a time when there was such a thing as American democracy.

[androidtrash800]

Connor: You have cats?! What's their names?

Gavin: Fortnite and Despacito.

Hank: *facepalm* Fucking Gen Z'ers.

[austrianjello]

Hank @ Connor: You have the right to remain sexy. Everything you say can and will make me buST A NUT

[dumpsterfireposts]

[midorree]

Headcanon: so Hank is a millennial right? My theory is whenever Hank quotes a meme, Connor knows EXACTLY what he’s talking about. For example:

Hank, drunk, holding an empty beer bottle: this bitch empty-

Connor, annoyed, throwing the bottle in the trash: yeet

[candylovestheshield]

Just imagine Hank being a secret fic reader. He has been since a teenager but feels shameful about reading fluff/smut over his favorite fandom characters. It’s harder to read out in public too since tablets are now see through and everyone can see what you’re doing.

So that fic he’s been waiting two months to update finally did but he has to wait hours until his shift is over til he gets home. He even stopped reading when Connor moved in after the revolution because he was afraid that Connor can somehow see through walls (impossible) but relaxed about a week.

He accidentally outs himself to Connor by saying he read it in a fic once while chatting and Connor curiously looks up the meaning of fics while Hank secretly freaks out.

Connor (who recently got very into a new movie series Hank suggested) asks if there’s any fics on the couple he’s interested in. Hank smiles and suggests AO3.

[drachenpriesterin]

markus: you ever hear about bofa?

connor: thats the chewy stuff in bubble tea right?

markus, crying, turning to hank: i cant do it i cant break his heart like this