#one for breakfast and one for lunch

[halfdeadwallfly]

guys I am sooooo hungry

[chloesimaginationthings]

Girl dinner

[anyroads]

British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them

The avocados:

[hagenwo43]

[kwamiwayzz]

when the yuri is toxic in a codependent way where they don't give a shit about anyone else but each other and can't thrive unless they have each other and need each other in every way to make life more bearable to get through

[lunarharp]

gonna draw them being lovely for a bit

[letternotekisses]

If there’s one thing you should never do - it’s make a bet with someone like Mauga.

It was a stupid decision to promise him absolutely anything he could ever want if he beat you. You should have seen the dangerous glint lurking in the crimson of his eyes, the grin curling his lips when he shook your hand - you should’ve declined his offer in the first place.

Note to self - never prank your boss to win a bet. Not only did you lose said bet, but Akande had you on desk duty, too.

Although, you don’t find yourself hating the repercussions all that much. It’s almost hard to stay mad at Mauga when he’s smoothing his palm over your exposed belly, his fingers occasionally dipping down to tease the band of your underwear while he busies his mouth with the plush flesh of your tits.

He makes his way down at an uncharacteristically slow pace, his sharp canines grazing your gentle flesh as he presses open-mouth kisses down your body. Your eyes flit down to find his staring right back at you - a dangerous hunger in his gaze that almost has you kicking your panties off yourself.

Mauga’s hair trails his shoulders when he leans to hook his thumbs into your waistband, pocketing that souvenir for later before he parts your legs, spreading you wide so he can get a good look at you. He opens you up for him, like he’s unwrapping the best birthday gift in the world.

“D’aw, look at that.” He purrs, his head dipping between your thighs to trace his tongue over your cunt. “Soaked. Just f’me?”

Your head is dizzy, pussy clenching painfully around nothing. Mauga’s voice not at all helping your terminal case of horny when all you want is something thick and hard filling you up. He hoists you down his bed by the ankles so that he can sling your legs over his shoulders, grinning down at you in a malicious way that told you that you were likely leaving this room with a limp of some sorts.

“Make the most of it,” You huff, trying to remain indifferent despite the incessant throb between your legs, “After this, I’m never making another bet with you again.”

Somehow you both know that’s a lie.

[frobby]

I think rin is actually an early riser or at least was cuz he liked making breakfast for everyone but since demons are nocturnal his powers getting unsealed completely ruined his internal clock

[pluvio-floret]

Ah, tragedy au (said like Dungeon Meshi. Winged Lion voice.)

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[calware]

have u been feeding your hal CDs for nourishment??

of course :]

[puppetmaster13u]

I was makin myself a potato waffle. And had a fun realization/idea.

I bet that there's at least a small waffle restaurant in Gotham. Look me in the eyes and tell me there isn't a place that sells Spoiler-themed waffles.

Chocolate filled, batter with edible glitter and purple dye, Spoiler Waffles that Stephanie absolutely loves.

[impala-67-zeppelin]

so who’s gonna write the fic where jayce and viktor survive the wild rune explosion but for the first 3/4 months only jayce returned bc essentially the arcane hates him and he isn’t compatible with it to the extent that viktor is (and basically the arcane is like rebuilding viktors body so they can send him back as well) but in the most dean winchester way possible, jayce’s brain convinces him that it was his fault viktor didnt “survive” bc he let go of him and honestly the mf tears himself up about it bc he basically killed his bff/partner/lover again. but what really happened was that the arcane separated them so it could heal and punish viktor AND viktor chooses to stay, similar to the deancas purgatory arc when dean starts to hallucinate cas everywhere and feels like he failed him again only for cas to come back and show him how wrong he is. [edit]bc cas/viktor chose to condemn/punish themselves for their actions against humanity but mainly how they hurt dean/jayce while losing themselves to power (leviathan!cas and the machine herald). so, they let go and push dean/jayce away. and similarly to dean, the reason jayce convinced himself otherwise was bc dealing with that guilt was easier than facing the fact that viktor chose to leave him. again.

also made this post off no sleep so i had to come back to revise and add more!

[kaikamahine]

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[oceandiagonale]

.....so the hoenn rangers coexistence force that you see in ORAS, yeah? that show that sort of got abandoned in popularity? it's clearly based on the super sentai series(es)?

and I was thinking oh yeah, cool, so something based on that would have like 30-35 seasons max, probably 20 episodes per?

...it's about 45 series with about 50 episodes each, about 20 minutes each. so for gene to get through 8 seasons in 3 weeks...

400 episodes divided by 1 hour/3 episodes = 133 hours. 133 hours divided by 3 weeks = about 44 hours per week.

they were watching the equivalent of 6 hours of hoenn rangers per day.

nowwwww, we can be a bit generous here and assume that Hoenn Rangers fell off at least a few years before 2014, considering that all the merch around Hoenn in ORAS is old... so capping it at 32 seasons seems reasonable.

To me, the series that matches the best (superficially) is the 1992-3 series Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger... But it's probably safe to say they're not based SOLELY on one single series, especially since the colors of the heroes in HRCF are different -- red, green, yellow, and blue yeah, but also white and maroon instead of black.

(super sentai fans tell me if I'm wrong please 🥺)

so basically. I have free reign to make up costumes for a fictional Hoenn Rangers series that's based in any year that I feel like sdjkhsdkjhksjdgdfjkg

[iobsesswaytoomuch]

"I don't need food, I don't need sleep, don't tell me that I'm wroOoOng!" (Suffering by Amélie Farren)

~me five seconds after threatening my entire friend group of like 9 people with a spray bottle/taking away of books/shoe slapping if they didn't eat, sleep, or drink water 😌

[cowardlycowboys]

wanna wear my prom dress