#one for breakfast and one for lunch

[halfdeadwallfly]

guys I am sooooo hungry

[chloesimaginationthings]

Girl dinner

[anyroads]

British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them

The avocados:

[kwamiwayzz]

when the yuri is toxic in a codependent way where they don't give a shit about anyone else but each other and can't thrive unless they have each other and need each other in every way to make life more bearable to get through

[lunarharp]

gonna draw them being lovely for a bit

[frobby]

I think rin is actually an early riser or at least was cuz he liked making breakfast for everyone but since demons are nocturnal his powers getting unsealed completely ruined his internal clock

[letternotekisses]

If there’s one thing you should never do - it’s make a bet with someone like Mauga.

It was a stupid decision to promise him absolutely anything he could ever want if he beat you. You should have seen the dangerous glint lurking in the crimson of his eyes, the grin curling his lips when he shook your hand - you should’ve declined his offer in the first place.

Note to self - never prank your boss to win a bet. Not only did you lose said bet, but Akande had you on desk duty, too.

Although, you don’t find yourself hating the repercussions all that much. It’s almost hard to stay mad at Mauga when he’s smoothing his palm over your exposed belly, his fingers occasionally dipping down to tease the band of your underwear while he busies his mouth with the plush flesh of your tits.

He makes his way down at an uncharacteristically slow pace, his sharp canines grazing your gentle flesh as he presses open-mouth kisses down your body. Your eyes flit down to find his staring right back at you - a dangerous hunger in his gaze that almost has you kicking your panties off yourself.

Mauga’s hair trails his shoulders when he leans to hook his thumbs into your waistband, pocketing that souvenir for later before he parts your legs, spreading you wide so he can get a good look at you. He opens you up for him, like he’s unwrapping the best birthday gift in the world.

“D’aw, look at that.” He purrs, his head dipping between your thighs to trace his tongue over your cunt. “Soaked. Just f’me?”

Your head is dizzy, pussy clenching painfully around nothing. Mauga’s voice not at all helping your terminal case of horny when all you want is something thick and hard filling you up. He hoists you down his bed by the ankles so that he can sling your legs over his shoulders, grinning down at you in a malicious way that told you that you were likely leaving this room with a limp of some sorts.

“Make the most of it,” You huff, trying to remain indifferent despite the incessant throb between your legs, “After this, I’m never making another bet with you again.”

Somehow you both know that’s a lie.

[pluvio-floret]

Ah, tragedy au (said like Dungeon Meshi. Winged Lion voice.)

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[calware]

have u been feeding your hal CDs for nourishment??

of course :]

[puppetmaster13u]

I was makin myself a potato waffle. And had a fun realization/idea.

I bet that there's at least a small waffle restaurant in Gotham. Look me in the eyes and tell me there isn't a place that sells Spoiler-themed waffles.

Chocolate filled, batter with edible glitter and purple dye, Spoiler Waffles that Stephanie absolutely loves.

[kaikamahine]

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[cowardlycowboys]

wanna wear my prom dress

[polyhexian]

Tattooing the removed skin to keep is so fucking cool. Holy shit. That's incredible. Would you have to tan that? Would the ink need to go in while fresh and before it's dry? I know taxidermying humans has always been a problem but would doing just a piece of skin have that problem?

[jumbledthemes]

Told my boss I was taking the day off for a once-in-a-lifetime family reuinion but jokes on her that got canceled the week after it was proposed bc my dad's cousin wanted a thousand bucks per family to rent a firehouse rec room and get food (I run events, my own big event for 130 people topped out at 750 for venue, tables & chairs, and food) so instead I'm keeping the day off and going fishing. Wish me luck in the pond.

[girlfox]

COME ON NOW WHY'D THEY HAVE TO DO HER LIKE THAT ???

[undeadorion]

Never trust people who perpetuate toxic positivity. Especially in fandom spaces. You are, in fact, allowed to not like things. And you are allowed to say you don’t like those things. Especially in our own space. Even those ultra popular headcanons that everyone treats as if they are canon.