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-varian quietly whispers that the members of this group are his first real friends.

-nuru, yong, and hugo all say “oh, me too”.

-varian had momentarily forgotten that these guys are all losers <3

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the TRUE best disney prince. kind of

i think this explains it all really.......................... i have not been remotely normal since he did this. i was there. i died. i went home (still dead) and immediately started sketching. varian the alchemist is the Most Special character in the whole world [you look at me and see I'm shaking like a leaf]

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The end

You’ve reached the end.

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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

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Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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Top 3 best things a fictional character can do:

Pass out from pain or exhaustion.

Be captured/kidnapped (+ bound and gagged).

Be comforted by their loved ones after a traumatic event.

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The smile I just smoled

My part of an art trade with the amazing @theartofeverything!!! Xe did the lineart, and I’m so excited to see what he does with the lineart I sent xem!

Original image:

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actor au where all the vackers are british except for fitz and when he does the accent on set they call it his vackcent

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ngl if fedex becomes canon in book 10 i will actually cry tears of joy and throw up sparkles and glitter.

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we need a name for the opposite of a blorbo. an anti-blorbo if you will. a character you’ve been forced to encounter in dashboard wilderness so often it's now anathema to your fandom instincts. not a blorbo but a "hell no not this fucker again"

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these human “cheez-its” are shockingly delicious

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at the end of the day, it’s you and your long distance best friend against the world

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Essential children's media archetypes:

The sensible one

The smart one

The clumsy one

The one with crushing depression, probable body dysmorphia, and recurrent dissociation from reality whom the others constantly exhort to "cheer up"

The girl

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FUCKING REBLOG TO CAST NOW

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imagine the kotlc crew doing karaoke,juline just straight up starts re-enacting let it go from frozen.

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to be a kotlc dad you have to either have had your mind broken, have a mind break scare, have mind break potential, or be kesler dizznee