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wannabe-amateur-writer · 1 year ago

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Yuu/MC: This is the food I think of when I look at you.

Twst characters: ??? Okay...?

Yuu/MC *points to Leona*: Leona is a spotted dick.

Adeuce:*wheezing* That can't be- you made that up!

Leona: *growling* Herbivore...

Yuu/MC: Next, Tsunotaro! *points to Malleus* Cake.

Yuu/MC: More specifically, a wedding cake. Cause you're definitely husband material.

Adeuce: ...

Leona: ...

The rest of Twst: ...

Malleus: *pouting* Child of Man, you know my dislike towards cake. Why would you think of that?

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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prime example of "you may only handle me once because i have to have dignity and shit and if you try it again i will bite your dick off"

or alternatively marchy doing marchy things and somehow forsys the one being provoked into it go figure

florida panthers @ boston bruins | 10.14.24

#gustav forsling #florida panthers #2425 #all in front of ekky too tsk tsk #my favourite thing is when marchy gets handled and then he just stays eerily still #and gives the ref side eye to see if theyre gonna do anything about it #and once he realises theyre not hes like welp thats the green light i needed i guess i can actually do things and not be called for it!!!#and then proceeds to do all that #forsy putting a hand on his chest to calm him down like you would a rowdy mustang #but actually makes it worse #the gentleman is trying his best but unfortunately hes dealing with an anklebiter #you see marchy shift his jersey up as if his trying to rub off the hold forsy got him in #i love how you see forsy give him /multiple/ chances to behave but the brats gonna brat forsy this is not how you deal with him #unfortunately patience is not the answer here its actually wrastling him to the ground to make him take-#well anyways #dynamics babey #somewhere behind forsy you can hear ekky go god i wish that were me #except hes too sweet and nice and docile and would not need to be treated like marchy for forsy #but god sometimes he does drool a bit at the roughhousing #okay thats enough of that i have places to be that being a wheelburrow i need hit my head against

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fungus-no69 · 7 months ago

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WHAT IN TARNATION

#KYLAR WHAT THE FUCK #IM ON THE ISLAND WHAT DO I FUCKING DO #losing rn #i had pregnancy on the lowest possible chance too....#this is why i never let kylar hit ever #well ig cains pregnant now guys.!#hes got fucking pregnant with the loser he let hit ONCE so the guy didnt KIDNAP HIM.#i checked the extra stats ONE TIME and went haha wouldnt it be funny if he were pregna #anyways now i have to deal with the consequences of my actions #dol #degrees of lewdity #dol screenshot #ALSO TWINS??????#I JUST REALISED THE GUY HAS TWINS #ON THE ISLAND #AND WHEN HE WAS ON THE PIRATE SHIP #BRO...................

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sincerelyourswhistledown · 2 years ago

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Daydreaming about Aemond becoming king after the dance of the dragons and being gifted a magic mirror from some mysterious foreign noble. The noble tells him the mirror shows him his deepest desire and once he puts it in his chambers, he starts seeing Lucerys, the nephew he killed, in it.

Lucerys looks different, his clothes are weirder and his room had these weird contraptions like the small black box he sees his nephew using all the time. Unbeknownst to Aemond, he’s actually seeing into the future. He tries to talk to the Lucerys in his mirror but it doesn’t seem like the boy could hear, continuing to do whatever he was doing. Not that it matters, Aemond is happy enough to be able to see his nephew everyday.

He likes being able to watch his nephew sleep or read a book in his bed while he does his own work. He likes it even more when he watches Lucerys squirm and moan in bed as he pleasures himself with his own fingers. Aemond becomes so obsessed with the mirror that he barely even leaves his chambers anymore, demanding all of his tasks be sent to him instead.

It all goes downhill when one day he sees Lucerys bring a boy home. He gets so angry when he sees Lucerys make out with this boy that he starts banging on the mirror, desperately trying to get them to stop. Soon enough, the two boys break apart as Lucerys glances at the mirror in shock. The bang seemed to have come from the mirror and to Aemond’s delight it was enough to catch Luke’s attention. Unfortunately for Aemond, it isn’t enough to get them to stop as the boy coaxes Lucerys into making out with him again.

Aemond ends up watching them fuck, he’s furious but the incident was enough to give him hope that there was finally a way for him to get Lucerys’ attention.

A few days later, while Lucerys is getting ready for a date he stands right in front of the mirror. Oblivious to the other person watching him from the other end. Aemond burns with desire, his hands itched to touch Lucerys. With his curls looking so soft and his mouth shiny and plush, the makeup making him look even more enticing.

Overcome with so much desire, Aemond reaches into the mirror and pulls.

To both of their shock, Lucerys is pulled into the mirror and straight into Aemond’s arms. The younger boy is terrified but Aemond is filled with so much happiness.

Finally. Aemond thinks.

The younger boy begs to be returned home but Aemond refuses to hear any of it. Lucerys’ pleas of home and freedom fall to deaf ears as Aemond sends out commands to prepare for a wedding and a coronation. The boy seems terrified of him but it was fine. Aemond could work with this Lucerys, better a terrified Luke than a dead one.

With Aemond as king and his beloved nephew as his Queen they could finally bring House Targaryen back to its former glory.

#lucemond #aemond targaryen #lucerys velaryon #hotd #aemond targaryen x lucerys velaryon #aemond x lucerys #house of the dragon #Lucemond world trap au #Lucerys getting reincarnated by the gods to go out and live his life only for him to get sucked back to the past #aemond viserys ii and aegon iii were the remaining Targaryens left #a lot of his advisors tried to convince him to marry his nephews instead for the sake of heirs but aemond shuts that shit down #thankfully both boys presented as alphas #oh did I forget to tell you this was a/b/o?#surprise motherfucker #aemond being sexually repressed and never realising his feelings for his nephew until after his death #so once the realisation hits aemond basically goes nearly mad with grief #aemond was two inches away from spiralling into madness when he was gifted the mirror #past Lucerys was an alpha but it seems like future Lucerys is now an omega #and aemond rejoices #aemond forces Lucerys into playing house with him as he convinces viserys ii and aegon iii to call him kepa while Luke is muña #does Lucerys want any of this? no #his own world’s aemond was equally psychotic and lucerys has years of trauma after one kidnapping from his own uncle aemond #he was so glad his uncle aemond was dead in his own world but now he’s here #this aemond might look younger but he was in no way less creepy than the future aemond #Lucerys remains trapped in the past you can’t change my mind #and they manage to have so much children lucerys is remembered as the mother reborn

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ableedingpromise · 5 months ago

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God I'm so fucking annoyed how come she gets to treat me however she likes and then gets to say she didn't mean it?????

#have u considered not constantly comparing me to ur abusive husband who hit u??????#since i was like 8 its really fucking weird #like who in their right mind tells their child theyre naturally destructive just like their father and then says ohhhhh but i didnt mean it #are u fucking insane #doesnt help that i look like him too everyone tells me that #and now she acts like me raising my voice once means she needs to walk on eggshells around me wtf #what about how u treated me from ages 13-16 #freak #i cant believe this shes treating me like im some scary stranger as if shes not the one with full financial control and that im this horribl #person go kill yourself omgjdjsjsjwjwwhwhhw #fuck u #last year was the worst year of my life and that was wholy bc of u you showed me what place i really have in this family and that it was not #hing. how is sveryrone so ready to throw me away??#yet everyone else gets to say shes sooo proetctive and loving fuck off you wouldnt even tell them youre treating me badly diedie diediediedi #i want to cut so bad bro #but i promised myself i wont so #i mean i dont even have any way of gettibg blades so whatver #just remembered her reaction to me cutting #nothing. yeah absolutely no reaction. i thought the worat thing that could happen was her gettjbg mad at me again but no #i realised there was somwthing worse. she just straight up doesnt care #useless mother #im fine w u treating me like shit ive accepeted it that i have no place in anyone's life unlesss i hive into this but at least #at least stop trying to confront me like this #just let me rot in peace #i really dont want to do this anymore #any time now she'll ask me if i was pretending to cry so i wpuldnt have to go out w her now #as if that isnt insulting #and then she'll say i wasnt trying to be rude!!! as if she hasnt always treated me like none of my feelings r real. i only ever overeact. ok

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journey-to-the-attic · 1 year ago

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YK ITS NO LONGER HALLOWEEN BUT!! ddvd luci, zhao, ik doing matching costumes like…think abt it. zhao and ik together can convince lucifer 100%. vampire family?! it works out until ik keeps gnawing on lucifer’s hand,, but yk i think ddvd luci would be very sad and sulky at ik growing up…js a bit when ik dosent need him as much anymore

“do you want to go get icecream? with the three flavors?”

“oh maybe later”

“o h okay”

5 minutes later

“luci it’s fine, she’s just a bit older now”

“IS IT??” as he looks like a sad old peacock man

it doesn't have to be halloween to think about matching costumes!!! love them being a vampire family... ik would be a little baby bat and zhao would hold her high up in the air so she can pretend she's flying and then lucifer would take them all for an ACTUAL flight (alternatively: they all go as dragons and lucifer almost burns down the hol because ik was so excited about him pretending to breathe fire with a spell)

i feel like they'd have a night-time routine that always involves little ik getting a story read to her, and the first night she says she doesn't want it lucifer stays awake for like four hours, staring at the ceiling silently until zhao distracts him with some of mammon's shenanigans

he is so so sad when ik first decides she doesn't want to get carried around anymore... he'll very subtly follow her as she goes about her Very Serious Kid Business, hoping she'll change her mind again - whenever she tires herself out enough to reach for him again, he's absolutely over the MOON and will be in a good mood for the rest of the week

(if anyone other than zhao points out that he's definitely sulking he'll glare at them and/or threaten to ground them. when zhao asks about it lucifer just looks at him with his equivalent of 🥺, which is basically just a frown, but different in a very subtle way that only zhao knows how to decipher)

#answering asks #anon asks #barbatos would make ik her little bat costume and he would nearly cry when ik goes 'thank you uncle!!'#dad in the devildom #zhaolu #first lucifer learns the joys of fatherhood and then he gets hit with the Melancholy #past a certain point he'd stop even pretending otherwise #everyone in the house is equally devastated that humans grow up so fast #it's not FAIR they're supposed to stay LITTLE and easy to rock to sleep #zhao has to be the one to keep everyone afloat #he too feels the Melancholy but he's also juggling stepdad duties so he has less time to brood about it #also of everyone ik's least likely to reject him even once she hits her precocious years #when she's still very little she has a habit of just clambering up into satan's lap while he's reading and taking a nap with him #one day satan realises she hasn't done it in several weeks and he's like 'oh. :('

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uppertwo · 3 months ago

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imagine punching d.oma and he just absorbs yuor hand. what then.

#ooc.#this post originally was me talking about punching him and your hand shattering once you get past the fat and hit the muscle #but i realised this was more important to say

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sixohsixoheightfourtwo · 2 years ago

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vimeo

The Ultimate Sterek Supercut - on vimeo

#teen wolf #sterek Rights #the lore #this is alltheir scenes. yes it's only 1hr16 which appears to feed the 'it was all made up from nothing' side of the argument #BUT - u have to realise that the showrunner CHOSE to drastically reduce their interactions once he became aware of the sterek fandom #truly a fandom has never been turned on the way that tw fandom was. the backtracking . Incredible to remember #was it bc d o'b hit it big w the maze runner films. was it bc tyler p was mad people paid more attention to the ship than to him #the main character.... was it JD's feeling of spiralling loss of control #this was the first fandom i remember ppl CAMPAIGNING for the ship and saying it was literally going to happen. and - more than that -#saying this ship was BETTER than certain other ships. beCAUSE it was going to happen. and /or bc it COULD happen #and they were not totally wrong right? bc this show made such a big deal out of being gay friendly 'this is a world without homophobia' &c #And yet that was a shallow statement bc the show had such a twink-centric view of sexuality. I saw a gif where Tyler P talked about how #great the show had been for the LGBT community and - I remember plenty of Gs but no Ls Bs or Ts u know #hah ok i just googled . there was a one episode lesbian couple - one of them DIED and the other went on to hook up w stiles. yell.#representación.#Vimeo #vids #reference #sterek

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dropthedemiurge · 20 days ago

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I'm finally catching up on High School Frenemy before the finale and Saint giving up on Shin could be so dramatic and sad if it wasn't so funny xD

I can't tell if it's because of writing or editing but now I remember why it got a bit harder for me to watch after 6th episode (gonna leave it in tags)

#“don't talk to each other for a week” then we have ten scenes of Saint textung and calling and meeting Shin #“I am giving up on my most important thing in life” miserably walk away then for 3 next scenes keep coming to him again #“btw that's you” miserably walks away again #if it was paced differently or wasn't so dumbed down and repeated #instead mixed with other scenes and Shin's realisation once he feels Saint's total abscence after annoying presence #i feel it could hit harder #instead i started laughing of never ending “i wont talk to you - talks” and “I'm never leaving you - leaves” 100% of episode #I am mesmerized by saintshin but I hope I get to the next arc sooner #Should it be with Kay? looking forward to it a lot + sainshin angst on the side #high school frenemy #hsf #thai series

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longagoitwastuesday · 3 months ago

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Going through the Utahim.e tag had me checking several times if at some point I had clicked on the G.ojo/Utahim.e one instead

#It's mainly the ship and mainly ship art. Very pretty btw. There's people with gorgeous styles there #There isn't even a lot of x reader fics haha I guess people don't want to bang Utahime?#Anyway... lowkey wished this happened with Ijichi lol #I so wanted Ijichi to mention or even hint at a mention of Gojo one last time like they did with Nanami #If nothing else for the weight of it all. The weight of feeling your youth dying piece by piece alongside the people who made it out #And everything it implies #Art of Shoko dealing with Gojo's death even in a cold way always strikes hard for that motive but I always love it #with pretty much everyone of those years. There was one piece I saw once that was not explicitly or necessarily romantic about Utahime #being hit by Gojo's death and I don't recall exactly how it was (I think I may have queued it?)#but it moved me more than any piece more clearly emotional that I had seen before #I don't know. I thought it held the potential of that. That weird uncomfortable heartbreaking feeling #of hearing bad news about old friends or classmates and how it makes you realise the weight of time #They suffered and accident. They tried to kill themselves. They are very sick. Their sibling or parent died. And you knew these people #You saw them daily for years. Maybe you weren't close but you knew these people. They cut my bangs when I was eight and I punched them #I tripped over them playing hide and seek and we both lost at the same time. We both hated each other's favourite teacher #They borrowed my pen once and then never gave it back. I once drenched them at the fountain after PE and it was winter but they laughed #Their mother got mad though. Now she's dead. We were made to sit together in French class in middle school. They loved to keep their hair l #Now they're sick and have lost their hair #Their little sibling was so annoying always trying to make us play with them during recess too. It was kinda cute. Now they're dead #I don't know. That kind of stuff #Utahime boosts Gojo and then he dies. Shoko opens him up to make a tool of his body #Ijichi accompanies another kid to clean after him in the meanwhile. And then the realisation hits. He is dead #He was annoying. He was my friend. He was so rude #He had such a sweet tooth. He laughed so loudly. He used to lean over people when talking with them #We were kids once. We are here now. He isn't here anymore. Some of us haven't been here anymore for a long while. It's been so long #He was still young. I am still young. We felt so old. At times it feels as if the time back then didn't happen at all.#And now he's dead and oh it's true he was so annoying but he also had such a sweet tooth. I forgot. What do I do with this memory now?#At times it felt as if the time back then didn't happen at all but then at times it shone through. He brought it back #He asked me a favour knowing I wouldn't betray his secret. He still teased the same way. He still leaned on people. But now he's dead #I don't know if I'm explaining myself well xD I think it's a pretty common emotion when it happens.Oh I forgot to censore words again sorry

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thunderboltfire · 1 year ago

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"bla, bla, witness my profane power!" *10 minutes later*:

#BG3 spoilers #BG3 #he's the first boss so far who at one point just gives up the fight and tries to run for his life #emphasis on tries bc he doesn't realise there's a cleric on board until it's too late #(note that in BG1 and BG2 it was pretty common for AI to make the enemies panic once they've received overwhelming damage in short time)#here it just looks like he's especially cowardly in comparison to other enemies #It's funny bc in my playthrough he acted all high and mighty #Then Shadowheart approached him with Blood of Lathander and suddenly uh oh it hurts why can't I regenerate #ma'am what are you planning to do with this big sword please don't hit me #if he hadn't got tons of goons this fight would be over in three turns #good riddance #he had way less dignity than Bodhi

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ratatatastic · 1 month ago

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"oh ekky isnt coming off rehab hes coming into the season healthy and with forsy he'll be able to focus on his offence again we'll see him score more-" PUCK MEET POST. PUCK MEET GOALIE.

#txt #also you have to realise ekky got an insane boost in finland and that can only happen once #he had to show off for sasha #and now we are back to hitting our heads against posts in exasperation #sorry its really funny to see early season predictions turn out like this #im sorry id be burning my stick and getting a whole new set that shits cursed #but he has been getting a lot of assists!! its good!!!#but all those scoring chances do haunt me and him

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kalpalatas · 5 months ago

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when i say i want hirano to suffer i mean i want to see him YEARN. and PINE. and CRUSHED under the weight of it all 🤌🤌🤌

#id say i want to see him be a down bad loser but he already kind of is #when i say demirom hirano its because i want his romantic realisation to hit him like a truck #do you understand #michi once said i sound like i was the kid who threw their dolls out the window....he was right 😔#kghr #yapping tag

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dirt-str1der · 2 years ago

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Trans kiryu is a genuinely funny hc because like trans majima is like oohh angst ohh she has to fight to be accepted she has to deal with people making fun of her for being a man in a dress she has to take into account her position and social standing and kiryu is literally just kiryu forever because the universe loves him too much to ever force him into a situation unless its to go to prison in which case hes like yayyy i love jail yayy yayyy

#Yakzua loveblog #im just talking to myself you guys dont need to read anything #in fact dont read this im going to talk about transphobic nishiki again anyway #my transphobic nishiki hc is the most important one to me because. like we all need to have some transphobic people in our lives #i do think that nishiki calls him ‘kiryu’ even though theyre best friends forever because when nishiki will always accidentally say his #deadname instead of ‘kazuma’ even though i know that nishiki is literally the one who gave him the name kazuma to make fun of kiryu for #thinking hes a boy and it just kind of stuck but nishiki eventually stuck. with calling him kiryu because thats how he prefers to be called #they are bestfriends for a reason .... and nishiki is the only one kiryu will let be transphobic towards him because theyve known each other #for forever and he knows he means no harm by it like he will still hit him but nishiki takes it in stride because its their thing and its #never not funny to make kiryu annoyed like for anyone else its an uncrossable line but once a month nishiki will lead kiryu into the womens #section to shop for new clothes and kiryus like Somehow i always knew you wore womens jeans and nishikis like HEY !!!!#but as kids they were always very cute because theyre always together and you can never really tell whos following who because it seems like #theyre on the same wavelength until nishiki realises that life is so much easier when youre working smart so he went to work on his INT stat #while kiryu never stopped being a wild animal like hes literally some sort of monkey to me sorry for dehumanising him because of his autism #like i adore his ‘own little bubble’ way of life as long as he’s physically okay kiryus not going to complain about anything. like when he #said ‘i decide to do things based on whether i love it or hate it’ im like Yeah i bet you do. he sits outside the orphanage all day playing #with rocks until nishiki comes finds him then they both go outside to smash open windows with the rocks kiryu has gathered and kiryus in his #little skirt and he always uses it to carry things in you know how it is and he stopped going to school to be a bigger menace than everyone #anyway did i mention that the universe loves kiryu. especially his genes he was very lucky because he never had a big chest or nothing he #was always going to get tall and thick in the shoulders and beefy and when he cut his hair it just sealed the deal he passed with flying #colours like young children are indistinguishable by gender unless they have a big pink bow in their hair but kiryu radiated masculinity #from a young age and his aggressive way of life didnt help. well it helped a lot actually. a lot of people were scared of him and nishikis #like dont be scared of kiryu shes nice when you get to know her and everyones like ?? thats a girl ???#in fact it made more sense for kiryu to be a boy at that point so he went to kazama and told him and kazama was like ok lets make it happen #like kiryu and nishiki are so special because there is nobody in the universe more transphobic to kiryu than his own brother but also nishik #was the one helping kiryu shop for boy clothes when he was clueless about it like hes not stupid but he really doesnt know about fashion and #he trusts nishiki to not make him look stupid and nishiki is of course like 😏 well well well youre having a girl moment arent you #nishiki is okay with kiryu being a guy because this means that now whenever kiryu hits him he can fight back without being misogynistic #okay im done talking my noodles are getting cold but kiryu as a kid would have been a veritable nightmare #oh yeah my trans beam extended to nishitani as well because just look at him. everybody majima wants to sex is trans

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unnecessarilygrandiose · 2 years ago

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i have this fic idea but i haven't written anything creatively in EIGHTEEN MONTHS and i am afraid i forgor how to write

#also there's a couple other reasons why i can't write it but tbh i can overcome them. so really there's no excuse #anyways the idea is #and bear with me here #that next episode opens with eddie waking up a little bit confused trying to take in his surroundings #and realise he's Not at his home #and we see whatever it is that happened hit him all at once #camera pans around #and boom. he's naked in bed with marisol #BWHAHAH I THINK I'M VERY FUNNY #i just want to see his demi ass panic over his life's first one night stand!!!#maybe show up at buck's later trying to seek reassurance because how the hell were you doing this *regularly* man wtf i'm dying here #and buck is trying to be helpful but also having the time of his life because living with the woman whose babydad you are is hard #and his boy best friend is giving him good comic relief #anyways manifesting #911 spoilers #um i guess?

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moldy-flowers · 28 days ago

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Actually tweaking bc in the little modern naruto au in my head that I'll never be able to write something about bc it changes every 4 seconds, I'm realising that I might have to make Naruto transphobic against Sasuke. Purely bc Naruto was canonically transphobic against an armadillo.

Anyways that's how my day is going hbu.

#See the thing his he was already slightly homophobic but when Sasuke pre transition came out as lesbian Naruto started to like understand #Then team seven went to a pride parade and actually being gay looks sick asf and then Naruto had a Pan awakening arc #But now I realise that be probably won't be as immediately accepting of Sasuke going from ftm #But because its Sasuke he's trying hard to understand but he just kinda doesn't #Sigh I'll just have to get killer B to knock some sense into him #Then Sakura; bc heterosexual SasuSaku may be a cool ship but lesbian SasuSaku is my roman empire and it makes for such a nicer ship #Modern basic Ssk got together in like uni off and on but Modern cool Ssk have been in love since Sakura said when she became a doctor #she'd create a genderswitchinator for him when they were like 9 watching Phineus and Ferb #Then Naruto very confused said “but Sakura you can't switch genders [Deadname]'s a girl” then he and Sakura started arguing #And Sasuke had a crisis that sent him back a few years #I'm actually writing too much I think about this too much probably #Sigh if only I had the motivation to write a 300k long fic about modern Naruto...#No one would read it but It would probably be very fun to do #Naruto #uchiha sasuke #naruto shippuden #Naruto uzumaki #I already have the arc where Sasukes parents and family struggle with understanding him not Naruto too #But then again it IS Naruto so he'd probably get over it faster than other people #But oooohh I'll probably have to think about him actually saying some really harmful things to Sasuke on accident #UGH can they never have something nice for fucking ONCE #Its always “Sasuke has extreme dismorphia and self hatred from being raised very traditionally” or “Sakura has an ED bc the beauty standard #In modernJapan are probably way way worse than in a world where they're all ninja focusing on not dying and Sakura already had a bad view #on her body THEN so imagine her now"#But it's never “team seven go out on a field trip and NO ONE gets hit by a truck”#modern naruto #Moldy-flowers

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