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So imagine an isekai'd reader who is seen as the creator. They went to depths to hide it but idk somehow got caught. Anyways they are feeling the pressure of all the characters trying to win their favour and stuff and when constantly asked if any of them have won their favour/ if they have a partner of choice the reader just blurts the name Wriothesley. Everyone's like ???? Wriothesley, when he hears is like ???!! Because he's been too busy with running the fortress, unfortunately, to be seeing the creator and being in their presence but he's clearly done ???something right lol.

Someone write this.

Someone write this.

Someone write this.

And tag me pls.

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So upon further inspection I've decided I need a public execution. I MOSTLY take back what I said. Still don't agree with the poisoning but I've come to realise Vil is much nicer compared to the others and does care about people, especially those he's working with and his other punishments are much more tame. I feel quite neutral about him now, but for dragging him like that I'm prepared to be guillotined.

Twst Chapter 5 really pisses me off

I haven't fully completed it yet but Vil really does my head in. Like hello? You are a guest in Ramshackle so act accordingly. This is not Pomefiore, you do not have jurisdiction over what everyone eats, or THE FUCKING RIGHT TO POISON ANYONE!!

I especially hate how we/Yuu just allow this??? Like they complain to a certain extent but our choices when he said we wouldn't get punished for not eating sugar and to go to bed was between "yes sir" and "sorry guys" (we're leaving the others to their fate) Like wtf??? Do we not have control over what goes on in Ramshackle??? We're just leaving our friends paralysed on the floor because some prissy bitch decided? I'll repeat, Vil is a guest. Crowley even says that maybe one day we'll have more students in Ramshackle to look after which means we're technically a housewarden but (as a redditor phrases it) 'with the power to mettle in whoever's dorm [we] see fit' (i.e. us handling the overblots) so Vil is not allowed to punish other students, especially ones that don't belong in his dorm. The fact we're just so docile and compliant to this is just further enabling behaviour that just shouldn't be allowed. Fair enough if it was in Pomefiore where he has the authority as housewarden to enact these rules BUT WHEN LIVING IN A DORM THAT ISN'T YOUR OWN YOU SHOULD ASK BEFORE INSTILLING RULES. I just hate how we do not have a backbone at all, despite being told how blunt we can be and sometimes impulsive, which I don't really see since the dialogue options are mild at best. The only time I find that claim to be true is in chapter 3 when Leona says we threatened to ruin his sleep every night if he didn't help us, and even then Ruggie mentions how he only helped because he had incentive to which aligned with what we wanted him to do.

Going back to the original point, Vil needs to learn his fucking place and Yuu needs to grow a fucking backbone. He even calls us/Yuu manager, so as manager, and prefect, let's exert authority by making him learn his right from wrong. Why should we even need to do this? He should learn that himself, he's not a baby and we're not his parent (but given some of the fics I read hints to his upbringing not being so great) however if we need to be a condescending shit towards him then I'm fully on board. He and his dumb nicknames can both exit the Ramshackle premises because he is NOT welcome with that attitude and behaviour.

If he continues we should just threaten him with housing Neige at Ramshackle during his visit at NRC.

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Sebek strikes me as a business major if Twisted Wonderland was like the universe Yuu/MC came from and magic didn't exist.

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Yuu/MC: This is the food I think of when I look at you.

Twst characters: ??? Okay...?

Yuu/MC *points to Leona*: Leona is a spotted dick.

Adeuce:*wheezing* That can't be- you made that up!

Leona: *growling* Herbivore...

Yuu/MC: Next, Tsunotaro! *points to Malleus* Cake.

Yuu/MC: More specifically, a wedding cake. Cause you're definitely husband material.

Adeuce: ...

Leona: ...

The rest of Twst: ...

Malleus: *pouting* Child of Man, you know my dislike towards cake. Why would you think of that?

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Twst Chapter 5 really pisses me off

I haven't fully completed it yet but Vil really does my head in. Like hello? You are a guest in Ramshackle so act accordingly. This is not Pomefiore, you do not have jurisdiction over what everyone eats, or THE FUCKING RIGHT TO POISON ANYONE!!

I especially hate how we/Yuu just allow this??? Like they complain to a certain extent but our choices when he said we wouldn't get punished for not eating sugar and to go to bed was between "yes sir" and "sorry guys" (we're leaving the others to their fate) Like wtf??? Do we not have control over what goes on in Ramshackle??? We're just leaving our friends paralysed on the floor because some prissy bitch decided? I'll repeat, Vil is a guest. Crowley even says that maybe one day we'll have more students in Ramshackle to look after which means we're technically a housewarden but (as a redditor phrases it) 'with the power to mettle in whoever's dorm [we] see fit' (i.e. us handling the overblots) so Vil is not allowed to punish other students, especially ones that don't belong in his dorm. The fact we're just so docile and compliant to this is just further enabling behaviour that just shouldn't be allowed. Fair enough if it was in Pomefiore where he has the authority as housewarden to enact these rules BUT WHEN LIVING IN A DORM THAT ISN'T YOUR OWN YOU SHOULD ASK BEFORE INSTILLING RULES. I just hate how we do not have a backbone at all, despite being told how blunt we can be and sometimes impulsive, which I don't really see since the dialogue options are mild at best. The only time I find that claim to be true is in chapter 3 when Leona says we threatened to ruin his sleep every night if he didn't help us, and even then Ruggie mentions how he only helped because he had incentive to which aligned with what we wanted him to do.

Going back to the original point, Vil needs to learn his fucking place and Yuu needs to grow a fucking backbone. He even calls us/Yuu manager, so as manager, and prefect, let's exert authority by making him learn his right from wrong. Why should we even need to do this? He should learn that himself, he's not a baby and we're not his parent (but given some of the fics I read hints to his upbringing not being so great) however if we need to be a condescending shit towards him then I'm fully on board. He and his dumb nicknames can both exit the Ramshackle premises because he is NOT welcome with that attitude and behaviour.

If he continues we should just threaten him with housing Neige at Ramshackle during his visit at NRC.

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WHAT WHAT???!!

IN FRONT OF THE BABY? REALLY?? MC KEEP YOUR HORNY THOUGHTS ON THE DOWN LOW TILL LITTLE LUKE IS NOT THERE

Well this event's starting off strong...

Imagine Luke relaying this to Simeon like:

Luke: and then Lucifer ATE the mini-MC I made out of marzipan. I made it especially for MC and the only thing he said was that he's the only one allowed to eat MC.

Simeon: ... Um...

Luke: and then MC asked him to take a bite out of them instead. He said they will continue the conversation later. *sniff sniff* He's gonna kill MC!!!!

Simeon: ...

Simeon, smiling: where are those two now? I think I need to have a talk with them.

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MC isn't a sheep!!

So we're not an actual sheep. Thankfully. Imagine if MC returned to the human world and the brothers missed them so much they decided to pay them a visit only to see us in human form and be like ??? Who the fk are you?

It'd be a good time for MC to hit them with a 'ur mum' joke.

But seriously I'd be super self conscious if we did get transformed into a sheep and eventually they all saw what we look like in human form because like I'm assuming beauty standards are fricking insane in Devildom especially because people don't grow old there so... Yh no.

On the other hand imagine them loving all the little imperfections of human Mc. Like what are these little lines on your body? They're called stretch marks? Can I trace them with my finger?? You have wrinkles, scars, acne scars, discoloured skin, etc? Please may I kiss them?? You have fat? CUDDLES. Feel like your nose is not normal?(i.e. flat, wonky, too long) well they'd probably love to pinch it playfully with their thumb and index finger. Beauty spots/moles in places you don't want them? They likely won't be able to stop staring in awe. May even try kiss or brush it with their finger. Mc has a mustache or a monobrow? Guess what? More kisses that's what. You still look like a hot badass bitch. Any insecurities you have, they'll express how much it does not bother them but they will try understand why you're feeling the way you do about them and hopefully try get you to see you the way they do (and let's be honest they're simping hard for you. Literally if anyone asked them their type, it's you, just you.)

Anyways, this is not where I was expecting this post to go. I was literally just going to leave it at 'your mum' but suddenly this just came out of me?? Maybe I'm just feeling like I need some love from them.

P.s. I edited out my username and put name instead so you can insert yours. It can be kinda confusing sometimes when you see someone else's MC name and not your own and sometimes (for me anyways) I feel like it's not really referring to my own MC so I wanted to make sure that to some extent this post feels like it's for you, especially if you feel like you need someone to show you some love if you have any insecurities.

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Guy is a fking savage.

Inspired by my horrible and shameful typo real events.

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Obey Me! Valentines Day 💕

I'm ill and am heavily procrastinating on all of the work I should be catching up on. Instead this is what you gift them and they gift you for Valentines Day...

Includes: Diavolo and Barbatos (sorry I'm too lazy to write the others)

Diavolo:

He would gift you a fking gold mansion if it wasn't for Barbatos' interference (thanks a lot Barbietos, now I'll never have one >:(( )

"What about 7 horses?"

"M'lord where would MC keep them all? Do you really think Lucifer will allow them to house 7 horses in the House of Lamentation?"

"We could have stables in the garden to house them!!"

"..."

Anyways... Once Barbatos crushes that idea too he tries to lightly nudge (shove) Diavolo in the right direction. Key word: tries.

"Maybe a rose gold watch will be a nice gift for Mc."

"Look! They sell engagement rings!!"

"Next shop!"

Finally Diavolo settles on taking you to his private beach for the week. He has Barbatos' approval since the poor butler was about to go into cardiac arrest from this whole ordeal and he now has an entire week to recover. Seriously next Valentines day Barbatos is going to hide out and send Lucifer to help instead.

You get Diavolo a gold heart shaped locket which he ardently adores since he can put a photo of the two of you inside.

You also managed to buy him a customised plushie of Lucifer riding the pink unicorn which has him dying. He will never let anyone see it just in case Lucifer finds out about it.

You guys will be having a lot of dinner dates on your beach getaway and Diavolo may or may not have a certain ring that he bought when Barbatos was distracted.

Barbatos:

He takes you on an evening air balloon ride. I just feel he would do this. (I fking hate heights, no way am I getting on that death trap)

If you're scared of heights he'll somehow convince you to get on (I'd threaten him with a rat!)

The balloon lands on a field where there is a picnic laid out for the two of you. This field has rose bushes dotted around so he may also collect some of them for you.

You get him a toy rat that's designed for cats. Jk, jk. Mc would never do that to Barbatos (or would they...???)

(Imagine how he'd react if you did though 🤣🤣 he may think it's real at first and get into fight stance to kill it but when you burst into laughter he deadpans, realising it was just a dumb toy. He may try kill you instead (you're lucky you two are dating, he may be more merciful) he may also reconsider the whole air balloon and evening picnic plan)

You take him to a tea and biscuit making place that also sells incredibly rare tea leaves. (Obviously this will have to be before the balloon ride or the day after)

You both have some friendly competition to see who could serve the other the best tea with the most delectable biscuits.

You realise immediately how this may backfire on you since he's had thousands of years of practise in his belt.

That doesn't stop you both from having fun though! (As well as potential sabotage???)

"Whoops, didn't see you there", you stifle a laugh upon seeing your boyfriend's shirt now covered in flour.

He blinks in surprise before regaining his composure and facing the counter. "Not to worry, all is well..."

"...Now." He had spun around again and smeared jam over one of your cheeks.

"Hey!" You yell, trying to grab something to retaliate but he only encapsulates your wrists with his own hands, pulling you back to him. He presses a kiss to your forehead before shoving you away from him so he can rush to put his biscuits into the oven before you have the chance to.

"Cheat!!"

"You made me start my batch over by dumping honey into it, I think it's more than deserved."

"I thought it was my bowl, I wasn't intentionally ruining your biscuits!"

"You still haven't apologised."

"And I never will." You cross your arms, facing away from him in mock pettiness. That was a fault on your end though as he sneaks up to you with a handful of flour, ready to piss you off further.

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Feral: Lucifer X Reader (headcannon)

So, I was watching a nature documentary (voiced by none other than Sir Sir David Attenborough (how can you even get knighted twice? They should knight him again for funsies)) and part of it involved feral dogs.

Now I got to thinking:

Watching a nature documentary with Lucifer would be like:

• He's reading in the common rooms (why am I envisioning a newspaper that's covering his face?)

• You're sat on the same sofa but between you both is a stack of pillows (like two) and your head is on them as you've curled yourself up in a fetal position much to Lucifer's chagrin as your feet, clad in fluffy socks, are on the sofa too. The socks are clean though so he lets it slide only THIS ONE TIME THOUGH!!

He does think they're a hazard though since the floors are marble and you walk (maybe even run) like you aren't a fragile human (which in your eyes you're not).

• Anyways you're boredly scrolling through channels but aren't actually leaving them on long enough to get a feel for the show and after like 20 different voices, sounds, etc, that Luci's heard in the space of a minute he eventually lowers his reading material down.

"Mc, what're you doing?"

"Looking for something to watch."

"You can't have possibly deciphered all those channels were boring for the meagre second you left them on for."

"Yeah, well, we wouldn't be in this predicament had you decided to put something on, but no, you wanna read."

(Was that a bit of attitude, Mc???)

• Yours and Lucifer's eyes are on the telly, until he plucks the remote from your hands and switches the channel from an amateur talent show to a nature documentary about monkeys.

• He leaves the remote by him rather than handing it back to you before pulling his reading material back up to his face.

"Wha- are you trying to kill me??"

You raise your head up slightly to look over at him.

"Just watch the documentary."

"It's boring."

"It just started."

• You're half watching, half on your phone, that is until you hear about the monkeys getting chased by feral dogs. Sir Sir (can't get over that) Attenborough is talking about how the dogs try to separate the adult monkeys from their newborn chimps and how the pack leader is ensuring no one gets left behind as they're running towards the safety tree.

• You see Lucifer's reading material drop to his lap, his gaze stuck onto the TV as he watches the dogs try chase down the poor monkeys.

"Why don't you adopt them? You have a thing for taking in feral creatures."

• His raises a brow in your direction for a second before returning back to the dogs.

"You're not that feral, Mc. Sometimes you're quite tame."

• It takes a few seconds to process his words before your head snaps up to witness the small smirk on his face.

"Oh, fuck you!"

"Mind your language, Mc. One could see that as poor socialisation."

(Just in case that makes no sense to some, poor socialisation can in rare cases lead to feral humans due to not having anyone to socialise you in a human manner.)

• You don't think twice before grabbing a cushion and hitting his head with it.

• Instincts immediately kick in and you're zooming outta there.

"MCCC!!!"

• Watch you slip and slide and almost die as you try run on marble in fcking fluffy socks. But hey, yolo!

• You almost trip and have the biggest face plant but Lucifer catches you just in time.

Our hero and saviour, for the most part anyways...

"Take those death traps off unless you want to severely injure yourself."

Is how he chastises you whilst remaining a firm hold on (of?) your arms.

• Good luck escaping him, you're not leaving him until he trusts you won't do that again.

You will do something of the sort like that again, just not in the upcoming future.

• His brothers are nowhere to be found so it seems you will not have anyone to save you as he pulls you back towards the common room.

Is he going to take you to his room after switching the TV off? Possibly. Unless he decides to mercilessly bombard you with cushions. Either way you're done for.

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Bakugou X Reader

You: For the last time, me and Bakugou don't have pet names for each other!

Mina: Okay, sure.

Kirishima: Hey, What's another name for dad?

You: Father?

Aizawa: What, brat?

BakuSquad: ...

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Billy Hargrove X Steve Harrington

Billy, Steve, Robin, Nancy, Eddie and Jonathon all hanging out and playing truth or dare:

Billy: I had a crush on this guy in highschool but I didn't know how to tell him so I threw a paper ball at him that said 'Get out of my school'.

Nancy:

Robin:

Eddie:

Jonathon:

Steve: Wait thAT WAS YOU?!!!

Eddie: You didn't even pick truth.

Nancy: It wasn't even his turn.

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Random Oikage scenario (or au, idk)

Oikawa is a beauty guru/ influencer and has a rather large platform and tons of fans. He often does partnerships with makeup and fashion brands until he is basically the face of the beauty and makeup industry.

Kageyama has a hidden talent for makeup that went undiscovered until Yachi and Kiyoko were in the mall and saw him with his sister Miwa looking around in a cosmetic shop and decided to greet him (and find out who this lady that he was keeping secret was!) He was tossing a ball around in the air, not paying attention but staying in close proximity of his sister who sometimes asked for his input.

When he heard his name being exclaimed, he almost dropped the ball out of surprise. You know how mothers somehow end up in long conversations? Yeah, this was how the three began chatting whilst Kageyama was kinda left out, not that he cared too much, this meant he could continue playing with his ball until he heard Miwa invite them over this weekend to hangout with them both. He wasn't too against it but moreso confused as to why he had to be there. Did that mean he could invite Hinata too so they could play volleyball together?

Turns out he could, they just wouldn't be playing volleyball. Instead, they both got dragged into Miwa's room to become their makeup test dummies.

Cue Hinata trying to lick the foundation because it was liquid. Cue Kageyama yelling at him for being a dumbass and throwing a beauty blender at him and telling him to dab it on his face. Hinata also ends up somehow breaking a gigantic lip balm because it was in the shape of the ball and his excuse being he wanted to spike it. Kageyama goes off on him telling him how that cost $35. Kiyoko and Yachi both laugh and are in awe of his makeup knowledge and upon asking, realise Miwa was the cause, although he "rarely ever played around with it", as he put it. Miwa rubs off the makeup already caking Hinata's face and asks Kageyama to "experiment a look on him".

End result: drag Queen Hinata.

Top it off with Miwa bringing out a long orange wig and tying it up in a high ponytail. The three are officially in absolute disbelief and accuse him of hiding this from them, to which he vehemently denies it. Hinata is just looking at himself in the mirror like: 🤨😉🤯

Kiyoko posts Hinata on her Instagram (I don't really see her as a TikTok person) and It. Blows. Up.

Cue them all bugging (forcing) Kageyama to start an Instagram, TikTok and eventually a YouTube channel to show off, give tutorials and tips on his makeup masterpieces. He's quite a small makeup artist, garnering around 100,000 fans, most of which are from English speaking countries so he's not well known in Japan, forcing him to get better at learning English, although he talks very minimally in his videos anyways (it's very rare he'll even speak in his TikTok's and Instagram posts). His whole personality and awkward demeanor adds to why his fans love him; it's refreshing from the overly confident, borderline cocky and arrogant personality that's rife in the beauty community. And when he starts speaking a few English words and phrases they explode with happiness and makes him appear even more amazing and rather cute, showing he wants to bond with his fans.

Hinata obviously makes regular appearances in his videos, as well as Sugawara, Yachi, Nishinoya and Tanaka. Kiyoko, Miwa, Daichi, Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita are the camera crew. Coach Ukai often gets Kageyama some makeup products after doing some research which Kags is very thankful for (also pays him back by spending a little extra in his store which Ukai picks up on and reprimands him)

(Hinata often gets teased due to the volleyball team seeing his Drag look.

(I feel Yamaguchi and Hinata have both been in a video together where Kageyama is doing a simplistic as well as a very dramatic look (simplistic on Yams, dramatic on Hinata (Hinata is now The Drag Queen)) and Tsukishima is in the background with the camera crew just being so sarcastic and Kageyama is just insulting him right back which makes the viewers want Tsukki in more videos as it makes Kageyama talk more. Eventually Kageyama can't deal with his snarky bullshit (the remark being how "the glowy and pink shit is so prominent, it takes the attention away from the 6 year old skill-level). Kageyama spins around, makeup brush in one hand, some sort of liquid makeup in the other, points to Tsukki with the brush like "fishsticks you better shut up or you're my next victim". This is all live, by the way. Hinata is all like "salty fries is too much of a coward, he'll never do it!" and just riling Tsukishima up, knowing he's getting more and more irritated and wanting to prove him wrong. It doesn't help that Yams is like "that's not gonna happen. Tsukki would never". Everyone's stifling their laughter. What hits the nail on the coffin is when Kageyama is like "nah, you're just worried that even makeup won't make you look good". Needless to say Tsukki without glasses on, concealer under his eyes, wingliner, bit of blush on his cheeks and highlight on his nose with some tinted red lipbalm is just elite)).

(Anyways!!!!!) One day Oikawa is mindlessly scrolling through TikTok, being his ever so judgemental self when he comes across a makeup look that's... Dramatic and like a unicorn just threw up. He likes it, loves it in fact. He clicks onto the live and doesn't really recognise Yachi whose face is being used to model the look but he hears the infamous "DUMBASS!" Followed by, "did you just spray setting mist into your mouth?!!!!" In an oddly familiar voice. Camera turns to reveal kageyama stalking towards a VERY familiar tangerine who looks confused as fuck.

"It tastes like vinegar"

"BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING EXPIRED!!!"

"Then why do you still have it lying around?!!"

"It was iN THE BIN!"

"IT LOOKED LIKE COCA COLA!!"

He's never clicked off of a live so fast in his life. His Tobio chan, former kohai, KNOWS HOW TO DO MAKEUP?!!!! Immediately clicks and scrolls through the entirety of Kageyama's account and what do you know, chibi chan looks decent in drag.

What really grinds his gears is how this is further proof that his former FUCKING KOHAI IS JUST FUCKING COPYING HIM!!! He sees that in Kageyama's TikTok bio he links a few accounts and the pinned videos on Yachi's reveal where it all began. She also recorded the first ever time Kageyama did makeup on Hinata, kick-starting his fame (and Hinata's ascent into drag). Okay so maybe his former kohai didn't necessarily copy him but Oikawa's still going to think that.

He decides to do a look almost identical to the one he saw on Kageyama's live and it goes viral, just like any other one of his looks. Iwaizumi just so happens to stumble upon it on his Instagram feed and goes into the comment section and after quite a lot of mindless scrolling (Oikawa doesn't get a lot of hate but the comments that do hate on him are the best roasts he's ever read) he stumbles upon a few comments which basically say "isn't this one of Kageyama's looks?" or "istg I've seen this on Tobio Kageyama's page!!" Eyebrows furrow at the mention of his former (would Kageyama be his kohai too???) teamate's name. He decides to check out Kageyama's account with surprisingly lots of makeup related posts. He goes onto TikTok as the look people were referring to wasn't on Instagram and low and behold he found a video of the near exact look. It was a snippet of the live and was posted about three weeks ago and since Oikawa's was posted within the last few days he realised that Shittykawa stole Kageyama's art, and pretty much got away with it since Kageyama was a tiny artist compared to Oikawa (also Kageyama is pretty clueless and doesn't really pay mind to other beauty artists).

Angry at his shitty friend, he confronts Oikawa and forces him to give Kageyama the credit he rightfully deserves in the post's caption as well as an apology video (that Kageyama will never actually see on his own). It was pretty half-assed and the word sorry never actually leaves his mouth but he does seem a little sheepish. Comments from his fans flood in with things like, "it's ok!!!", "Dont worry abt it", "at least u gave credit!" And "urs was much better anyways so u were basically critiquing it". Iwaizumi has none of it and responds with "the apology ain't for ya, your opinion doesn't matter and is invalid".

Eventually the Karasuno team sees the videos and jump into the comment section defending their king and battling it out with Oikawa's toxic fans (cough cough Tsukishima absolutely roasting them and saying things like how their king is just naturally gifted, and how Oikawa is basically a first draft and Kags being the finished product cough cough (obviously with fake accounts))

Kageyama's fans also get involved and tag him a bunch of times in the videos but he doesn't go onto his Instagram until the team and Miwa tell him to. He doesn't really care. However, he makes a remark in the identical makeup video saying 'ur going pretty far to try get my attention. Thx for the credit btw' without much thought to it. It makes steam pour out of Oikawa's ears when he randomly receives the notification during lunch causing iwaizumi to look over and choke on his food laughing. Since when did Kageyama develop a sense of humour????!???

Eventually the fans quite literally demand a collab after seeing the comment. It didn't help that Oikawa's volleyball team were relentless in teasing him about it and trying to push for the collaboration which Oikawa was vehemently against.

That was until a globally famous makeup brand asked for a partnership which included the two doing a collaboration. He hated the idea of working with his former kohai but this makeup brand was immensely popular that it could do absolute wonders to his future so he caved. He made iwaizumi write and send the message though (iwaizumi being super fucking cocky the entire time).

Kageyama receives the message and was just like: 😐 hm *shrugs shoulders and leaves him on read*. He wasn't intentionally being a prick, he just didn't care about makeup. He didn't even give it a second thought because it wasn't volleyball related. Iwaizumi cracks the fuck up to which Oikawa is kinda embarrassed but mainly pissed so he (RELUCTANTLY) spams chibi chan on Instagram about it who is also like: 😐 hm *shrugs shoulders and leaves him on read* Hinata definitely freaks out at first because the grand king contacted him!!! But his interest was fleeting because he also doesn't care if it's not volleyball related. Getting rather infuriated, he contacts Yachi on TikTok as a last resort.

"THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME. WHY IS TOBIO CHAN AND HIS TEAM SUCH FUCKING PRICKS!?!!??"

Yachi freaks out, tells Kiyoko, Miwa and the boys who tell Kageyama, not realising he knew and he's like, "oh yeah, that. Meh". And they freak out, telling him how this will be amazing and he'll be working with a major makeup brand and then he's all like "do you guys wanna do it?" And they respond "Uhh YES?????" And then he says "oh, okay, cool, let's do it then" and goes back to the volleyball stuff with Hinata. It's then they realise he only ever really persued this for them and to find a bond with them outside of volleyball. He thinks of them all as a team and wanted them on board with it before going through with any decision (which is also why he ignored the message as it wasn't directed at all of them). It makes sense now why he uses them all as his models and credits them all. Cue to them definitely not feeling somewhat emotional at how considerate and compassionate their tyrant king has become.

Skip to collab. It's at Kageyama's house because Oikawa didn't really want him at his house but at the same time he didn't want to use Kags' setup but the Karasuno team got frustrated and told him to get his ass over to Kageyama's house.

He felt weird being there but maintained the facade (plus his cockiness). He's confused as to who Miwa is and how close she is to Kags (plus she uses his first name).

Jumps to the assumption that they're dating. A part of him is jealous, another part is like "how the fuck did he do that? How does he have a hot partner whilst I'm single?!!??"

Unfortunately Kageyama had to be in the video and had to put on makeup. HOWEVER they decided to spice it up by getting everyone else involved. They would blindfold the model and would use the makeup sent by the company to do a look on them and the person would guess who the artist was.

Oikawa couldn't believe it but he was actually?? Having?? Fun???

The fun was kinda ruined when Kageyama was doing the makeup on Miwa and had a small, genuine smile on his face whilst Miwa was making random comments (only the others were responding though). It was weird to Oikawa how Miwa immediately knew that Kageyama was her makeup artist so Oikawa leaned towards Mr Refreshing and asked him how long they've been dating? To which Suga furrows his brows and informs him that they're siblings.

Mild suprise takes over him, his kohai had a sibling? And did he just let out a sigh of relief????

Cue them fighting over a makeup brush because they both need it for their models. Cue them breaking it and having a mini argument over whose fault it was.

Oikawa 'accidentally' gets some mascara on Kageyama so he responds by squirting some lipstick onto Oikawa with the response "whoops, my bad" in the most monotonous, unapologetic tone ever (and is that a small smirk on his lips??) Oikawa gasps, followed by him whining at how his skin is very delicate and not prepped and how expensive his shirt was and how the lipstick may not come out and "TOBIO CHAN YOU DID NOT JUST ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME!!"

This was also on live.

The team literally have to force them to get back to their models who were both confused and entertained.

Eventually once everyone's all made up only Oikawa and Kageyama are left. They decide to do each others' makeup and Oikawa hates to admit it but his former kohai is kinda talented.

This is a once in a lifetime experience so he does Lolita makeup on Kageyama. Photos are being taken left, right and centre particularly by Tsukishima who was dying of laughter. Hinata is pissed, yelling about how Kags is trying to go after his crown (which is absurd and he's not even in drag this time but E-boy).

Kageyama decides to make Oikawa Goth who is mortified. He'll never wear it again but he's just checking himself out in the mirror. One minutes it's, "I can rock any look" the next "TOBIO CHAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? HOW COULD YOU?!! AT LEAST I MADE YOU LOOK CUTE!!" and then it's back to "I'm so fucking hot, I was made for this!" Seijou is watching the live like: 🤣😑🙄😂🤣

Kageyama has enough of Oikawa's bipolar-ness and decides now would be a good time to test out the setting spray the company sent them. He sprays it all over Oikawa's makeup, essentially locking it in place. Apparently their new formula made it so that the makeup is unremovable for the next two hours. Oikawa rushes to grab the makeup wipes and makeup remover but to no avail. He's now beyond pissed. Seijou is fully enjoying this.

"I guess they weren't lying". Kageyama's comment sent Oikawa wrestling for the setting spray and spraying it all over Kageyama's face. The team is howling with laughter and not one tries stopping the pair.

They're both now stuck for the next two hours, however they get the idea that it's only fair the others are stuck too so they're going around trying to spray them. Items are thrown, Nishinoya and Hinata are used as shields which effectively starts more fights. It's not going good aND "WHY IS THE CAMERA STILL ON??!!"

It's every person for themselves until everyone has been sprayed. None of them think it's funny anymore. Asahi is shook up from the experience.

Miwa tries to fix it by suggesting playing a board game. Everyone ends up agreeing due to their competitive nature.

More chaos ensues. Chairs are thrown. Tears are spilled. And arguments are happening almost every other minute until no one is on civil terms with one another.

Daichi was out. Everyone watched on to see who would be left.

Oikawa wished he'd have left after the makeup. However it's him, his kohai and Nishinoya left and he refuses to lose.

Nishinoya was out. It was now him against Kageyama.

Before either of them could make a move, the board was thrown off the table, the pieces flying in all directions.

"NISHINOYA!!!"

"I DEMAND A REMATCH YOU CHEATERS!!", is all he screeched back, fingers raised accusingly at Kageyama and Oikawa who were dumbfounded.

Nishinoya then throws cushions at the two who immediately pair together to attack back. A pillow fight breaks out and surprisingly Oikawa and Kags decide to remain a pair to fight against the others (whilst also fighting each other every now and then). However this is Kageyama and I doubt this would interest him enough unless it meant beating Hinata (who just so happened to pair up with Miwa, Sugawara and Daichi) (Asahi has stayed out of this) so the two quickly forgot about Nishinoya and work on getting Hinata's group to surrender. Somehow they end up getting almost everyone to surrender; These are the two kings after all and they're a deadly force.

Miwa welcomes everyone to spend the night.

Although it was fun Oikawa instantly rejects to which Kags is relieved (both of them secretly a little disappointed by the others response).

From then on it's like an enemies to lovers but having to keep up the enemies facade only they're not at the same time. On Kageyama's end he's just apathetic and it doesn't occur to him to tell anyone about their progressing relationship. No one takes Oikawa's flirting and lovesick nicknames seriously because it's Oikawa and it only just fuels their competitiveness with each other when on court.

I wholeheartedly believe that if they were to get married, that's how everyone would find out they were in a relationship to begin with (minus Iwaizumi because I feel Oikawa would just talk nonstop about being in a relationship). They'd just receive a wedding invitation mailed to them and it's all like: !!!!!! 😱🤯🤯??!??!!

Anyways this was rather long. I would have loved to add more but if any stories are like this or anyone decides to write a story based off of anything from here, please tag me; I'd love to read them!!

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"Are there any loose ends you'd like me to cover?" Idk if you mentioned it already and if you have then you can totally ignore this and I won't mind, but does bakugou have his quirk in your Lucifer series? Cause if so, God imagine them finding out that humans have naturally occurring powers. Also raises the question if Solomon was quirkless in that sense before learning magic 🤔

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Sorry for my hiatus!!! I have finished my final exams but was also dealing with my mental health. I think I'm going to leave it here. Thank you so much for reading this and seeing it through to the end. I had so much fun making it!!

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