#on that note: hands

[echoalias]

“Got you, Wolf-kissed.”

“Pft!  I am not caught!  I could easily throw you off.”

“Go on then...”

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Spoiler: Eivor doesn’t free herself.  She’s quite happy where she is XD

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[youre-only-gay-once]

get destiel kissed <3

[palarien]

sketched this out at jury duty actually

[empressofthewind]

what's funny to me about Death Note is how casually the authors will drop the most insane lore you've ever heard and then just move on as if it never happened. like here's a girl whose parents were killed in front of her and who also would have been murdered by a crazed fan if he hadn't mysteriously dropped dead before her eyes. yes we WILL proceed to call her stupid and annoying for the rest of the series and never address how this affected her. btw did we ever mention that L is an orphan who has been working as a detective since he was 10? and that the orphanage where he grew up is now dedicated to raising child prodigies on the principle that their entire existence is worthless if they can't live up to L's standard? no? well he's dead now so here are his successors. yeah one of them joined the mafia at 17 and commits violent crimes because he believes it's the only way to prove that he's worth anything. yeah the other one had to take on the only case L couldn't solve entirely from scratch at age 13 with no prior detective experience. no the implications of this won't be addressed. also one of the new anti-Kira investigators has a vendetta against Kira because someone close to her was killed by him. will that ever be explored in canon, you ask? well you're not going to believe this-

[lotus-pear]

learning to love

[numbuh424]

this was literally their first date

original image

[bluegiragi]

hey there campers

early access + nsfw on patreon

[housederiva]

Oh to be the painter commissioned by Viago de Riva to fill his house with portraits of the most beautiful woman in Thedas

[ceaseless-rambler]

Being bullied on tumblr dot com (people keep reblogging my awful posts)

[chubby-bun-bun]

NSFW

A day in the life of Sylus usually consists of business deals, reviewing documents for estate acquisitions, attending exclusive gatherings, and—most importantly—burying his head in your tits.

“Sy,” you plead, voice hoarse from sleep, hands pushing against the sharp lines of his jaw. “I have to get ready for work.”

He doesn’t answer. Instead, his lips continue their path of bruising kisses along your chest, strong arms looped behind your back, holding you firmly in place by your shoulders.

“Sy—c’mon—please,” you pant, heat pooling low in your belly as dewy warmth gathers between your thighs.

His eyes flick up to meet yours. Without breaking eye contact, his tongue darts out, brushing rebelliously against a sensitive bud. The flat of it presses teasingly before he sucks, slow and deliberate.

You keen, back arching off his midnight satin sheets as your eyes squeeze shut. Your reaction draws a throaty groan from him, and he presses his hips into you, the hard line of his morning wood rolling against your damp folds.

“Sylus—hah—listen—“

“Do you really have to go?” he murmurs amidst his loving, circling the hot press of his tongue around your swollen nub.

You want to shut down his advances while you’re still coherent, while rationality hasn’t completely abandoned you. But then he takes your hand in his, guiding it down, down over the expanse of your flushed skin, until your palm rests against the weighty outline of him.

“You did this to me,” he rasps. “Now be a darling and finish the job, why don’t you?”

[yaolmao]

they should work together idk guys

[moonsun2010]

6 November - It's finally over 🌅

these are part of an animatic summarising Dracula, which you can watch here (i would say new readers beware, it has spoilers for the book but well... we are at the end already)

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[heph]

BEAUTIFUL SHADE OF FORDTRAMARINE!

[largemandrill]

I made another one