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nerissalmao · 1 year ago
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The Sexualization of Octolings
Hey y’all! My friend Ray suggested this lil thread essay post whatever it’s called, and I figured it would make perfect sense to do. I’ve never really made an in-depth Splatoon post before, but I’m not afraid to try. Today’s topic is.. the sexualization of Octolings.
We all know Octolings. We all think they’re cute and fun and cool, but they’re just so.. you know.. sexy. That’s not a bad thing, but it seems like it’s their whole entire species which is literally sexualized and shown in midriff-baring, skimpy outfits. I mean, come on guys. When Callie, the most wholesome Inkling around, briefly joins the Octo Party, she’s suddenly turned into the hottest dominatrix-looking rigid icon ever (a number of my friends started to crush on her after that).
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It’s definitely not just Callie. We all know Marina, guys. I don’t even have to show you images to prove what she looks like, her and her love for crop tops. And Marina, as we all know, is an ex-member of the Octarian army, like all Octolings.. like Agent 8, whose Octo Expansion outfit was on the sexy side with a crop top and high-heeled little booties. And who later in Side Order wears a form-fitting bodysuit that shows off their midriff and causes several Splatoon players to meme the fact that their backside seems to be lookin’ large to death. Why is it that Marina and Eight, who used to be in the army, have sexualized attire even now? And when Callie linked up with them, she too was wearing a shirt that in certain poses accentuates her chest, and pants so loose-fitting you can see her actual underwear.
Have you seen the enemy Octoling’s outfits? Yes, they’ve got on armor, but it’s stylized as crop tops and short shorts. Not to mention that most of the enemy Octolings present as or resemble females, and their armor has the age-old shoddy trope of having extra panels for their breasts. They’ve got little booties too and look more like a dancing glam squad or sexualized warrior cosplay than actual warriors, but this is just a design choice and doesn’t affect the way they fight. A pretty weird design choice for a game like Splatoon if you ask me.
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I find this very bizarre and random. Because it seems that the entire Octoling enemy brigade has some level of sexiness to them, especially the females. Every single one. But wait on a second. There’s two Octolings we haven’t covered yet. Shiver, an Octoling, has an outfit no more racier than Frye, her Inkling co-star’s. And Acht’s outfit may have a questionable thigh slit, but that’s nowhere near the typical belly-button-bearing short shorts of the Octarian army. That seems to make my theory seem dumb, huh?
Not in the slightest. See, Acht was never in the Octarian army’s fighting unit with the rest of the girlies (they were in the army and wore the same uniform, but as they were never on the front lines they seemed to be able to wear it differently, tilting it so their midriff wasn’t easily seen and wearing a bracelet instead of those tight gloves). As for Shiver, she was born into a clan of Octolings long separated from the other Octarians. Agent 8 on the other hand was once an Octarian warrior, as was Marina (she was later promoted though, but even so along with other enemy Octoling warriors was there during Octavio’s fight with Agent 3), and Callie was turned into one briefly, or something like one, despite her being an Inkling. It seems all the sexualized Octolings were once on the front lines strutting their stuff while fighting. So why is this?
Well, here’s my theory added onto another random semi-theory that I am here to share with you all. You see, in Japanese, the enemy Octolings, preferably the ones you fight, are called “Octo-Amazons”, and the Amazons are legendary female warriors. So perhaps DJ Octavio knew what he was doing with this, and it’s a sort of empowerment move that perhaps the masculine Octolings work on maintenance jobs or something given we never see them, whereas most feminine Octolings are fighters with their female-ness put on blatant display, waggling their little hips as they jump in to do battle with the Inklings. And this practice is so well-known among Octolings that those formerly in the army still tend to gravitate towards more revealing clothes even when they are free. Just a penny for your thoughts, Splatoon community.
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norrisainz33 · 3 months ago
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love story || gr63
☆ summary: a popular author publishes a new book and fans start to realize it might actually be telling a real life love story of her daughter and a certain driver! (very loosely based off striker by ana huang)
☆ pairing: george russell x reader
☆ fc & warnings: rashan mh & none
☆ requested: yesss thank you @sassyqueen-15 🫶🏻 sorry it took literally a million years 🥹
☆ a/n: y/m/n = your moms name and ymauthor = your moms insta!
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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ynuser: with love from new york!! mommas new book came out today!! this one is particularly special to me and ill let you guess why 😉
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ymauthor: my gorgeous daughter! so glad you’re here celebrating with me 🤍😘
ynuser: 🩷🩷
user1: yayyyyy can’t wait to read it!
user2: that’s low key cryptic… guess why???? what you mean
user4: there’s something fishy with that wording i just know it
user7: maybe she just particularly likes this book!
user2: user7 nahhh the wink says otherwise
georgerussell63: congrats ymauthor!!
user63: omg what are you doing here??
user3: my favorite influencer is in my city?!
user9: literally reading my copy rn and why do i feel like you’re the main character…..
user10: running to read it rn. trust! we will get to the bottom of this.
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user9: ok y/n i’m here with my theory. YOU are the main character in your moms book. no freaking doubt. others may forget that you’re a ballerina at heart and that modeling and influencing came second but i didn’t!!! tho where my doubts come in is around WHO the man is……….. will report back when i figure it out
tommyhilfger: one of our favorite tommy girls!
user10: ok preppy goddess alert
ymauthor: love this look that they sent you!
ynuser: me too! i didnt expect them to be so quick to work with me but i guess thats just the impact he has 🥹
ymauthor: not all him! don’t sell yourself short 🤍
georgerussell63: 👀
ynuser: 🤭
yourbff: body is tea
ynuser: ☕️
user12: are you gonna tell us what you meant by that caption the other day or are you gonna leave us to our own devices ?
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ynuser: come spend the month with me ✨
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user2: so she is a ballerina …. much like the main character in her moms book… noticing things
ymauthor: 🤍🩰
user12: i’m sorry are yall not seeing the lewis hamilton and george russell in the likes right now what is happening
user3: also jack hughes and ruben dias………
user9: ok so what i’m hearing here is that one of these men is the man from the book bc it’s a sports man opposite her
user12: i’m beginning to think your theory has some validity to it user9
user13: wait are any of you f1 girlies??? alexandra is also here if yall know her
user9: which could mean nothing but…
user10: ok but guys which one of them do we think is most likely to have been sentenced to learning ballet as a workout?!
user9: my moneys on george
user12: idk i could see jack but i think that’s bc i just finished icebreaker
yourbff: the prettiest girl in the world 🥹
ynuser: that’s you gorgeous
user9: WAIT IS THAT A MANS HAND IN THE LAST SLIDE
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alex_albon: ooooo this is the subtlest of subtle soft launches
georgerussell63: i’ve gotten good at it. only been soft launching for like 2 years now
alex_albon: the fact that you have been able to keep your private life private for so long is truly impressive
georgerussell63: hasn’t been easy but it’s been worth it
ynuser: you outdid yourself with these 💐🤍
georgerussell63: only the best for the best girl 🤍
user9: hello mr russell - thank you for feeding the flames of my theory!! to twitter i go
landonorris: are these for you or a certain girly you’ve been keeping from us???
georgerussell63: a certain girl but you’ll be meeting her real soon mate 🤫
user12: oh he’s posting flowers now….
mercedesamgf1: all things are set for vegas for their visit!! p.s beautiful flowers for a beautiful girl
georgerussell63: thank you admin! see you soon 🫶🏻
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yourbff: ugh this looks incredible! i hope you have the best time
ynuser: thank you bb! mom and i are already having a blast 🫶🏻🥹
user9: the scream i just let out. you are in vegas!!!! f1 is in vegas!!!!
georgerussell63: that’s quite the spread! i can’t wait to see you later
ynuser: merc is currently spoiling us!! i’m counting down the minutes till i see you 😘
user12: i think user9 was right after all
mercedesamgf1: hope you enjoy!
ynuser: thank you for everything admin 🫶🏻
user14: fancy fancy
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f1gossip: well known author, y/m/n and her daughter y/n y/l/n made an appearance in the vegas paddock today. our very own, george russell, was seen taking the mother daughter duo on a tour of the paddock and introduced them to quite a few people including other drivers like lando norris. this is quite unusual behavior for drivers and celebrities that are purely guests of the team which has caught our attention. he seems to be treating her much differently than a typical guest - could there be something going on between these two?
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user8: the merc admin posted a video of him giving y/n his hat and idk the way he was looking at her did not give casual energy
user24: it did not!!! the was he looked at her was not subtle and totally full of adoration
user6: y’all must be running out of gossip if this is all you got
user44: i was in the paddock and i s2g i saw george kiss her on the cheek after quali
user16: wait yes i saw the same thing
user3: they could just be friends! remember that that is always an option guys!
user19: i love y/m/n and y/n this is a top tier cross over
user9: and when he wins and we get a celebration kiss as confirmation of their relationship … then what?
user12: then i’ll venmo you $63
user9: it’s a bet
user32: y/n getting the princess treatment she deserves
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georgerussell63: winning in vegas!! what a feeling 🏆 massive thank you to the entire team for all of their hard work and dedication this weekend! oh and thank you to my good luck charm who finally made it to a race 🤍😊
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user74: RUS VEGAS
user82: p1 babyyyyy
ynuser: how lucky i am to have witnessed a george russell masterclass 😍 that’s my man 😩
georgerussell63: i had to put on a show for you 😘
user63: aint no way to be normal abt this
alex_albon: finally!! and uh cool win ig
user9: i just fell to my knees in a walmart parking lot
user9: user12 where is my $63?
user12: sending it now! i will never ever doubt your genius again
mercedesamgf1: congrats george 💪🏻
user88: yesss georgie!!
user9: whoa gf alert! warn a woman first jeez
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ynuser: thanks for reading the story of us ✨
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ymauthor: thanks for letting me tell a version your story 🤍
ynuser: wouldn’t have wanted anyone else to do it 🫶🏻
user9: this is my proudest accomplishment
georgerussell63: i’m quite fond of our story 😘
ynuser: me too georgie 🤍
user19: can vroom vroom man fight?
user65: i have no one to tell abt this
mercedesamgf1: welcome to the family y/n🩵
user22: now THIS is my version of the royal family
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
a/n: thank you for reading!!! likes and reblogs appreciated.
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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iamgonnagetyouback · 6 months ago
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Hi I just saw a really cute tiktok by lilys.niche. And in the video she acts out 2 Ravenclaw student arguing if the marauders are together or not. And I thought it was such a cute idea. But to do marauders x reader. And it’s them talking reader/the marauders around and collecting evidence. And you just see cute moments that can either be friendly or romantic. I don’t know. I just thought it was a good idea, and your such a good writer I thought you could have fun with this. Thank you for your time. And have a nice day.
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synopsis: ever since you became friends with the marauders, two ravenclaw girls, winora and elira, have been convinced there’s something more going on. determined to prove their theory, they start collecting ‘evidence’—from stolen glances to suspiciously romantic moments. but are they reading too much into it, or are you really dating all four of them? content warnings: fluff author's note: omg i love this idea so much! thank you so much for requesting, darling ♡
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Hogwarts was a big place, but somehow rumors spread faster than a snitch. For weeks now, whispers about you and the Marauders being more than just friends had been bouncing off the stone walls of the Ravenclaw common room. And no one was more dedicated to solving the mystery than two curious, determined Ravenclaw girls: Winora and Elira.
Winora, with her quill poised and her notebook ready, had turned this investigation into her personal project. Meanwhile, Elira was the silent observer, collecting 'evidence' like a seasoned detective. The two of them were often seen trailing you and the Marauders, whispering to each other and exchanging glances every time something happened.
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Winora scribbled furiously in her notebook as she nudged Elira. “Look, look!” she whispered excitedly, pointing toward you sitting on a bench in the courtyard. Remus sat beside you, a thick book open between the two of you as you leaned in, your heads almost touching.
“They're studying,” Elira noted, her brow furrowing. “That’s hardly romantic.”
“Ah, but did you see how he just smiled at her?” Winora countered. “That was not a friendly smile.”
Just as Elira was about to respond, Sirius sauntered over and dramatically flopped across your lap, earning a giggle from you and an amused roll of the eyes from Remus. You playfully shoved Sirius’s shoulder, telling him he was crushing your legs.
“See! That’s evidence!” Winora pointed, eyes wide. “You don’t just casually drape yourself over someone like that unless you're together.”
“They are very touchy,” Elira mused, jotting down a note.
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The next piece of 'evidence' came during lunch. You were seated between James and Peter, laughing at something James had said. Sirius sat across from you, tossing a piece of bread your way, which you caught effortlessly.
Winora and Elira were a few seats down, pretending to be engrossed in their own lunch while secretly eavesdropping.
“You’re like, my favorite person in this entire castle,” Sirius declared dramatically, making you laugh as he shot a wink your way.
“That could so be romantic,” Winora whispered, nudging Elira.
James leaned in, too, wrapping an arm around your shoulder. “Oi, don’t steal my girl, Pads.”
You playfully shoved his arm away, but you were smiling the entire time. “I’m not your girl,” you retorted teasingly, but your tone was light, as if you were used to this kind of banter.
Elira scribbled down a note. “Alright, that’s definitely suspicious.”
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Later that night, Winora and Elira followed you and the Marauders up to the Astronomy Tower. They hid behind a pillar as the five of you sat in a loose circle, looking out over the darkened grounds. You were wrapped in James's jacket, as you had forgotten yours in the dorm.
The Marauders seemed relaxed, talking about nothing in particular, but every now and then, there was a moment that made the girls' hearts race.
Like when Sirius, mid-conversation, leaned back on his elbows and lazily rested his head on your lap. Or when Remus tucked a stray strand of your hair behind your ear with a soft smile. Or when James pulled you closer when you shivered from the cool night air, letting you rest your head on his shoulder. Or when Peter kissed your cheek out of nowhere (which you didn't object to.)
Elira nearly squealed. “Did you see that?! She’s resting her head on James's shoulder—while Sirius is on her lap and Peter is kissing her cheek! That's practically a declaration!”
“Shh!” Winora hushed her. “We need more solid evidence.”
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Winora and Elira sat on the couch by the fire, pretending to study while keeping one eye on the Marauders and you.
Sirius was sprawled out beside you, feet kicked up on the armrest, while James and Peter were playing wizard chess nearby. Remus sat in the armchair beside you, reading. There was nothing particularly romantic happening—until Sirius lifted his head and peered at you.
“Y/N, darling,” he drawled. “Would you rather snog me or Moony over there?”
You rolled your eyes, a grin tugging at the corner of your lips. “Neither.”
“Ouch,” Sirius clutched his chest dramatically, as if wounded. Remus, however, shot you a secretive smile over the top of his book.
Winora and Elira exchanged glances.
“Okay, but what if you had to choose?” James called from the chessboard. “Just hypothetically, of course.”
“Not gonna happen, Potter,” you teased, throwing a cushion at him.
James chuckled, catching the cushion with ease. “Yeah, well, too bad for you—you’ve got four boyfriends, so I guess you’ll just have to deal with it.”
You rolled your eyes again, but there was a playful, knowing smile on your face. “Lucky me.”
And that was when Winora and Elira's jaws dropped.
“Four?” Elira whispered, her eyes wide.
“They’re all together?!” Winora gasped, flipping open her notebook to furiously scribble down the final conclusion.
Case closed.
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not-the-cheese · 14 days ago
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one(ish) sentence summaries of every magnus archive episode PART 3 (111-154)
HELLO FRIENDS In honor of one of my friends starting tma i am posting the rest of what i have for this series
I'm going to be honest, i wrote all of these like a year and a half ago so i don't even remember if all of them are as accurate as i thought they were at the time so tell me what u guys think ( ALSO IM SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO POST THESE)
if you guys want more i can be convinced to relisten to the series and finish this and also send me asks i love getting asks
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111. god fuck he just wanted his friends to call him gerry
112. guys I have a great idea for a game it’s called murder tag and there are no downsides I promise
113. sweet dreams goodnight don’t let the carbon monoxide poisoning bite
114. cleaning lady takes a trip to mandela effect land
115. ship cook discovers an infinite meat glitch!
116. oh god the unknowing ritual is fnaf security breach
117. alright guys it’s time to prepare for clown time let’s do a roll call
118. martin burns some stuff and gets traumatized while Jon and the homies are sneaking through an interactive wax museum.
119. ah fuck it’s clown time
120. omg! you were in the archivist’s dream last night! so cool!!
121. dude I’d KILL for a good night’s sleep
122. the worst person you know tells you about their "new philosophical theory" for 24 minutes
123. man is scammed into being the helpless mod for murder reddit
124. old man ruins our austrian mountain trip with impromptu skydiving
125. bagpipe music makes an entire town do a The Purge (2013)
126. man is so shit at sculpting that it literally makes four people loose their minds
127. hey guys… eye am not feeling so well…
128. skinwalker delivery man mourns the loss of his skinwalker delivery husband
129. we needed this rain
130. HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WILL FILL YOUR HOLE WITH MEAT
131. I get the guy who turns peoples’ bones to turn my bones and also tell me the story of how he started turning peoples’ bones
132. MAN OPENS COFFIN. WE ARE VERY WORRIED FOR HIM.
133. My son’s weird boyfriend is a little too invested in my treasure hunt.
134. journalist takes a short and awful trip to dystopia land and it gives both her and adelard decker an existential crisis .
135. let me tell you about our lord and savior: shadow jesus.
136. my boss does a reverse pinocchio.
137. I am saved from the real horrors of war by spooky ghost horrors of war.
138. my dear jonah, it seems my years of fucking around have finally caught up to me, and I am nearing the time in which I will find out.
139. Local cult cooks up an antichrist and then deals with the terrible consequence: parenthood.
140. 17th century homoerotic rivalry between an astronomer and shadow jesus
141. our captain got depressed and then made us all steal a camera
142. hey sorry your archivist got addicted to eating trauma. yeah he’s just watching people on the street now. yeah he’s pulling statements from them like teeth. yeah he’s been showing up in my dreams and he is all eyes.
143. we KILL this evil orb using the power of looking at it too closely
144. math podcast makes man foresee the end of the world
145. gertrude drops the hardest diss track of the century on the desolation / part 2 of local cult’s adventures in parenthood
146. man is stalked by a sneaky door.
147. the archives is stalked by a sneaky spider lady.
148. Security camera guy loves his job so much that he becomes a security camera.
149. weird trash art in the Amazon rainforest bites researcher
150. HOMOPHOBIC SUBURBAN HOUSES
151. have you ever played aquarium tycoon
152. let me introduce you to the world of recreational dirt naps ( I am not asking )
153. evil worm polycule
154. i quit my job and my hot goth wife kills me.
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eyneyke · 3 months ago
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Love?!
Pairing: Max Verstappen x PewDiePie!sibling Summary: What if Felix had a genius brother who works as a RedBull's engineer and is also secretly dating Max part 35 of A Calm to my Storm Masterlist
[Felix’s stream starts as he bursts into Sam’s flat again the day after the last one]
Felix (laughing): “Alright, guys, we’re back again. It’s early morning, and of course, I’m here to annoy Sam before he even gets a chance to wake up properly.”
[He films himself as he quietly unlocks Sam's apartment doors. Camera pans to Sam, standing in the kitchen, wearing pajama pants and a loose Red Bull T-shirt that’s clearly a bit too big. He’s cooking breakfast, focused on the stove, as Felix gets closer.]
Felix: teasingly “Good morning, sleepyhead! Look at you, all domestic and in Red Bull gear. What. a. surprise.”
[Sam doesn’t even turn around, holding his phone to his ear, and the stream picks up his voice.]
Sam: “Okay, babe, I have to go now. As if paparazzi are not enough, filming me around the paddock, now I've got one filming me in my own apartment. Yeah, no, I won't say that, love you, byeee.” hangs up the phone and slides it into his pocket, then continues cooking, completely unbothered by Felix's presence.
Felix (grinning like a cat that’s about to pounce): “Hold up, hold up—‘babe’? Excuse me? Babe?? Is there something you want to share with the class?”
Sam (sighing, turning his head slightly): “Oh, you’re here. I did not even notice. Next I'll build you a watch, because apparently, you can't read time on your phone. I thought we said 9 at your place, not 8 at mine.”, he finishes of the breakfast and turns off the stove. "Can you even read time on a normal watch?"
Felix (laughing): “Stop deflecting! I heard ‘babe.’ Who’s the mystery boyfriend? Girlfriend? Other? Don’t leave me hanging, Sam. I need to know. It's my brotherly duty.”
Sam (smirking, he now started making more breakfast and flipping pancakes): “Your brotherly duty, ay? And your subscribers also need to know?" Felix nods, "Well, Felix, you are not gonna find out because I like torturing you back, and your subscribers are not gonna know because, well, my private life is exactly that—private.”
Felix: “Pffft, not when you’re live on my stream! C’mon, who’s the lucky person? Is it someone I know?”
Sam (mock seriously): “If I tell you, you’ll just make fun of me or embarrass me on stream, and because of my newfound popularity, we are trying to keep it on the down-low, so no, you don’t get to know.”
Felix: “Oh, so it is someone I know! Now we’re getting somewhere! Is it Jack? Is it Max? Wait—is it Lana from highschool?!” laughing loudly
Sam (rolling his eyes, deadpan): “You’re hilarious, really. I’m falling over laughing here.”
Felix (leaning on the kitchen counter, grinning): “Don’t dodge the question! Who were you talking to? C’mon, give me something.”
Sam (pausing, turning to look at Felix with a teasing smile): “Okay, fine. It’s someone I met through work.”
Felix (raising his eyebrows): “Ohhhh, we’re getting spicy now! So it’s a racing driver?!”
Sam (turning back to his cooking): “Mhmm, sure.”
Felix (laughing): “You’re the worst, you know that, right?”
Sam (smirking again): “You should know by now that I never give anything away for free. Now sit down, your pancakes are ready.”
[Comments on the stream start flooding in]
@FanGirl101: “OMG, WHO IS SAM DATING?! WE NEED TO KNOW!”
@F1Obsessed: “He said ‘babe’ and 'love you' so casually, like, no, we weren’t going to freak out about it 😂”
@PewdsNation: “Felix being nosy as usual, but Sam is too smooth. Love it.”
@ThirstyForSam: “Okay, but can we talk about how hot Sam looks even in pyjamas? 😍”
@DetectiveMode: “Someone in a fast car? Is it Max? Or someone else in F1? THEORIES, PEOPLE!”
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Felix (laughing, leaning back): “Alright, I’ll let you keep your secrets—for now. But seriously, next time, don’t hang up before I get here. I could’ve said hi to your mysterious bae.”
Sam (grinning, as he eyes him): “Yeah, I don’t think you’re ready for that conversation.”
Felix (mock offended): “Excuse me? I’m PewDiePie, I’m ready for anything.”
Sam (teasingly): “Sure you are big boy. Sit down!.”
[More comments flood the stream]
@ShipItAllDay: “The way Sam is so casual about dating and not telling Felix is KILLING me.”
@F1Gossip: “This just makes me want to know more. Sam is a vault!”
@PewdsFan: “Felix literally barges in, and Sam’s like, ‘I’m not telling you anything.’ 😂”
@ThirstySamCrew: “Why is this guy always so mysterious and hot at the same time??”
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Felix: laughing as he finally sits down “Well, mystery beau aside—what’s for breakfast?”
Sam (handing him a plate): “Pancakes. Eggs. Something else if you don't feel like this. Maybe if you’re nice, I’ll even make you some coffee.”
Felix (grinning): “Pancakes and mystery to solve? Best day ever.”
Sam (laughing): “Enjoy it while it lasts.”
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Danny really said i might be a teen dad but im gonna be the best dad and then accidentally upstaged Bruce "proud father of seven" Wayne himself
DP x DC prompt #15
Bruce has to deal with his toughest mission yet, becoming the president of the Parent-Teacher Association, his biggest adversary, Danny Fenton, father of one Danielle Fenton.
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emmitaaa4 · 1 month ago
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For the life of me, I can’t find where GAs get that Azriel always leaves 2 men alive for interrogation.
Genuinely, where is that stated? It’s not a far-fetched detail & I can see it being canon, but the closest thing I’ve found is in SF, when Az & Cassian were only able to detain 2 of Eris’ men out of the dozens who were possessed.
I’ll ✨whisper✨ for this, but:
Is this another case of “SJM retconned Az to be at Sangravah to create history for gwonriel”, despite Az having literally always been there & the only potential ‘retcon’ would be involving Mor in the rescue? Or another case of “Azriel carried Gwyn after he saved her” before making romantic AI videos of it? Or maybe another case of “Azriel feels unworthy of his syphons” (literally where did they get that from) in an effort to find parelleld go G’s invoking stone? Or—
And if that quote does exist, that argument (“but he slaughtered them all for Gwyn 🥺”) still falls flat & weird to me—can anyone imagine a world where Az would see a woman getting violently abused and take the time to leave 2 men in the room standing before providing assistance? Keeping the men involved alive & in the same room as their victim because priorities ig?
Genuinely wondering, do they really ache so hard to find evidence in the main text to legitimize their bonus-based ‘mates!’ theories that they milk details from Gwyn’s tale recounting her trauma for it? It’s the same with their “omg Gwyn saw Azriel’s bloodthirsty darkness™️ and accepts him 😍” … the man literally killed her r4p1sts ???
It’s so weird. “But his job—” babes. We know Az is pragmatic and has this calculated cold rage to him…. but we also know that he gets triggered when women are disrespected, or worse. Exhibit A: Azriel loosing his cool and choking Eris, who was involved in Mor’s abuse, for making a degrading comment to her in the HL’s meeting. Exhibit B: his entire character, featuring common sense.
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sonicboomrevisited · 18 days ago
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So is no one worried about the amount of corruption Sonic's got going on?
OMG HE'S TURNING INTO TIKTOK 😱😱😱 /j
But, like, it's not just an effect anymore. You can see the crack thingies running up his legs, the black on his ears, ESPECIALLY the black around his torso.
And his eyes. They seemed to change colour a bit? Like they've gotten closer to Amy's eye color.
And 'Loose End? What did the faker (this has a double meaning in this context LOL) do? What does he mean he's 'gotten everything he needed'?
AND DID ANYBODY NOTICE SONIC'S SHOES CHANGED?!?!?
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AHHH, Happy, I'm combining your asks, okay? XD
First off, THANK YOU! We're so glad you're enjoying yourself!
And yes yes yes! You are noticing all our sneaky details! I see a lot of people asking about that line from our double, but no guesses! We always love to here what YOU guys think about the plot and characters so please drop your theories into our inbox at your convivence!
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gars-weaponeer · 5 months ago
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Today in: Clones that deserved better!
Issue #1
-SCORCH-
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Scorch belonged to the clone commando Delta Squad from the beloved videogame "Republic Commando", which came before the Clone wars series aired.
Along with his companions: Sev, Fixer and Boss. Scorch was the demolition expert of the Squad and the one with the most heart and sense of humor, arguably the one with the most personality. You could easily compare him to Hardcase or Wrecker, having a similar archetype. He, along with Sev, became a fan favorite thanks to his charismatic writing.
If you have NOT played Republic commando, I totally recommend it. You can currently find it on steam or switch and it's a very fun game to play if you are a Clone wars fan.
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Delta squad appears in the Clone wars series only for a short cameo and only Boss got a short speaking line. So it was more than obvious that RC fans would want to see more representation of the beloved characters.
Then we got the Bad Batch...
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I don't know who this guy is... but this is not Scorch.
I do understand they needed a face for the commando leader of Tantiss and they did not want to miss the opportunity to gain some nostalgia points with a beloved Republic Commando character. (I could rant hours about how The Bad Batch did all commando clones dirty by reducing them to novelty storm troopers, but that's a rant for another day.) But did it HAVE to be Scorch? Considering the "personality" this TBB-Scorch has, I think Fixer or even Boss could have been an arguably better pick. But since Scorch was a fan favorite he was the one chosen, and he was also the one BUTCHERED for it.
TBB-Scorch has little to no personality and what little we manage to see it drastically different from the Scorch in the video game and that's very disheartening to see for a fan of the character.
Having a model with the painted armor is not enough to give fans the representation they deserve. Specially when it comes to a character with a recognizable personality.
It would be like having Fives suddenly be a cold and loyal trooper that will do anything Pon Krell did without questioning. Or have Wrecker suddenly be the background character that had no speaking lines and was only there to guard the door.
Or have Echo disappear for an amount of episodes when he could-- oh wait....
This "character" could easily be replaced by any other commando with a cool looking armor and it wouldn't change a thing other that fans pointing and saying "OMG I KNOW THAT GUY!"
(I'm not even sure his name is even mentioned... but take that with a grain of salt, I might be wrong. I need to re-watch the third season of The Bad Batch for the third time. )
Sure, we could argue that there is a reason to why Scorch is the way he is in TBB. Maybe he was brainwashed like the CX Clones or Maybe the trauma of loosing his companions, his brothers he was born and raised with since a pod and with whom he experienced a lot of things together, made him a cold, empty husk... but if that was the case, SHOW US THAT!
Scorch could have easily been a good counterpart to Crosshair. They are both Commandos (in a sense) and they both lost their brothers in traumatic ways (allegedly). But while Scorch gave up and became a mindless follower of the Empire, Cross woke up and refused to be brainwashed like the rest.
I know I'm being too harsh.
After all, it's somehow noticiable that TBB was left unfinished. My theory is that Disney decided to pull the plug and was "nice" enough to give the project one last season. But all the ideas and all the stories they clearly wanted to tell were not going to fit on one last season, so a lot of it was cut and rushed.
It is sad, and I would have loved to see what plans they originally had. Maybe they had more plans for the commandos, maybe Scorch had a bigger role or an explanation to his loyalty towards Hemlock and the empire.
Or Maybe he was just painted in to get Republic commando fans to watch The Bad Batch.
We might never know...
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Overall...
It's kind of sad that was all the representation we got of these beloved characters.
I know their stories are in "Legends" and many Legends characters have been changed for the sake of canon.
But there is Changing, and then there is Butchering.
And I think Scorch, and the Delta Squad, deserved way better.
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morning-fragility · 4 days ago
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hi, pretty pretty pretty pretty please do you have designs for your beautiful au babies of scar and grian I would love to see them and draw them thank you also sorry lmao but I’m wondering if you have/will post the fic anywhere? Thank you
Hi hi!! There is a sketch of their designs in the first post, but it's all pretty loose, so you can tinker with them however you like :]
If we're talking about them in the past, the only important things about their designs (to me) are a hat with bird's wings, feathered cape and rings on both thumbs for Grian, and long hair with a grey strand, dark hooded cloak with fur and earrings for Scar. I also thought of giving Grian a spear; Scar would probably have a bow and some bad ass cane. Maybe they'd have matching daggers??
(Also OMG if you'll ever draw them please please show me!! :D )
As for the fic — THERE IS NONE, I'm sorry! xD
I don't have enough time for it rn and am not really confident in my writing skills in english. + I think I said pretty much all there is to say already. However if any of our dear writers would like to collab on this, let me know, maaaaybe we could somehow make it a reality some day in theory mayhaps I'm not sure
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raphaelesbian · 9 months ago
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I've only read 2012 and rise so far but I just had to share. My boysssss omg they look so cute!!!
I loved this so much but also straight up. It felt like a little teaser trailer. And the end??
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Like the Rise one also had a kind of "tee hee, 'hard pause' not 'the end,' we'll see you in a few years wink wink nudge nudge, look at all of this lore" but the story itself was very contained, no real loose ends just lots of potential
The 2012 story.... They see a gang, Mikey dance-battles the gang, they turn into KRAANG PRIME, who they fight and then it disappears into the sewers while everyone is like "damn that's not good." And then that LAST PAGE with "father, I fear the worst" and Kraang Prime clearly being alive and grabbing a rat....
Like forgive me for my conspiracy theorying rn hdjdjjdbd but like. Does that not feel like a prologue or smth. And I mean, the show is over, but is there any reason they couldn't make a short comic series? Idk, I'm just sayinggggg. Ciro Nieli I am connecting the dots.
EDIT: I REALIZED IT FEELS EXACTLY LIKE THE COLD OPEN OF A TMNT 2012 EPISODE. LIKE IMAGINE IT. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS, BEAT FOR BEAT.
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nightcolorz · 10 months ago
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spoilers for iwtv s2 ep2 but omg,,
I definitely believe the Alice is armand theory (or more specifically Daniel’s memories with alice have been crossed with his memories of armand) bcus dude Omg, first of all Louis mocking Daniel about his failure with Alice and it immediately cuts to Daniel getting sudden flashes of buried armand memories. the way Armand was looking at him, the longing sadness, the mediating, armand trying to stop louis from hurting daniel. Armand telling Daniel “alices” thoughts when she rejected him😭😭😭 not mockingly as Louis is doing but comfortingly?? Bittersweetly?? Full of grief?? “She wanted to say yes (to daniels marriage proposal) but she didn’t trust you, you didn’t give her a reason to.” Like daniel’s loosing of Alice when he proposes to her and she rejects him is definitely imo some sort of metaphor/equivalency for Daniel begging armand to turn him and armand rejecting him. Not even to mention how it’s all tied to Paris, her name is literally Alice 😭.Armand’s reasoning is so interesting to me, u didn’t give her a reason to trust you. Dude. Then louis telling Daniel they can tell him how Alice feels about him now and giving a little knowing look to armand 😭 Jesus. I’m wrecked
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maliciousalice · 1 year ago
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@thresholdbb omg tumblr ate your ask but thankyou for asking!!!!
👕Character whose fashion you like.
Phoar! Startrek really isn't a show I associate with being fashionable. It's very camp isn't it? In theory a lot of the wardrobe is really cool and they wanted to gain that retro-future aesthetic. Did it work? I'm not sure. However it does make a statement. The Startrek aesthetic is really recognizable and that's important! I think that's where modern trek kind of looses the plot. It's not as careful about the unique visual design as a whole anymore and as a result it doesn't settle in our minds. Is it bad artistry? No but it's not as stringent. What I mean by that is older trek cared about nuance. For example every haircut was done the same way on men, or suits were tailored in a way to look sleek but practical (they weren't). Gaudy patterns were important to denote things like status. It looks ugly on the outside but when you're watching the show it envelops you and makes you feel welcomed into the universe.
I digress.
To answer this, the most fashionable character, hands down, is Quark! That mfer always looks good, and has the finest drip in the galaxy. Love that.
🥲 ST moment that makes you cry.
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There are two moments that make me particularly sad. Kate's acting in the climax of Resistance is incredible. I read somewhere she had a special-wink-wink- relationship with the Director in the early seasons and she was being tested by this episode in some regard. I think it paid off. I treasure any time her captain-hood is removed, and the extreme vulnerability of Janeway is on display-MWAH MWAH poignant. This episode is beautifully intimate, particularly this scene. It's overall gorgeous and unique in how she whispers to him, as if there is nothing more important than to secure his peace of mind as he dies, and it's heart rending when it ends with her just crouching there, emotionally alone. I love how Janeway is forced into the father-daughter dynamic between her and Caylem, one that she would ordinarily resist (heh themes) because I think it inherently weakens her status. The back and forth throughout the episode of them taking care of each other's welfare is so it's terribly sad when it's torn down and we discover the truth behind Caylem's family. If you've dug around her character you know that her Admiral-Father has had impact on her life. She's haunted by him in both a figurative way by being a Captain, and literal sense later on in Coda. Much like Caylem, she looses her father in a violent manner that she has to carry around while she forges ahead. It also reflects well on Kate's relationship with her actual father, she recently revealed that she was never able to get him on her page, but in spite that she adore him with all her might. So a scene like this is really revealing-I believe she was able to draw upon those feelings and that's kinda neat to be so raw as an actor. SIGH.
This one just straight up made me cry fr because Prodigy s1 is a really mature, well done piece of (Startrek) media. Holo Janeway has an irony about it where in the end she is program designed to be a teacher, and she didn't expect to develop a strong bond with the crew. Her final moments are of displaying a huge amount of selflessness and courage to help the kids get out of trouble, similarly to how Janeway would approach dire circumstances. The music swelling and the ship activating is just OOOOF!!! I love how it parallels Dal's initiation of the first Protojump in a Moral Star. By that means It suggests how proud she is to get to do this for them. As a character she is really interesting to think about, in a way I can't entirely articulate. A lot of her moments are quite sad in general, she has to keep an active role so she isn't ignored, and help where help is needed, but at the same time she has constraints, one being that she manipulated by the antagonists. And In contrast to that, the kids do their best to help her feel like she is important and more than a command program to be used insincerely. She grew to love the Protostar crew, that's evident in her body language in this scene. She has a lot of depth overall. Equal to the real Janeway she deeply feels love, guilt and pain, but importantly she is transformed by the her time on the Protostar and while active, learns and grows with Dal, Rok-tak, Zero, Jankom and Gwyn. It's REALLY sweet that they care all care about each other.
I love her and I love JANEWAY!!!!
🥹 Favourite behind the scenes picture.
Ooooh I love all behind the scenes stuff. My brother in Christ It's super difficult to just name one thing and I'm very greedy!! I wish we had more BTS content for Voyager but sadly, it's a matter of grab what you can, however you can. Anyway, I have an inherent interest in seeing the cogs behind the wheel. I chose these samples because I think they're charming.
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The continuity polaroid's are so fun and a lost technique, I like to think about assistants having to pull the actors aside and asking them to take those. How daunting! Kate's grin in the one where she is offset is SO cute. So she must have been in a good mood, super Cheeky!
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Following that is a screenshot from a video of her having her makeup done. A rare catch. I like this because she often sooks about how much time hair and makeup was spent on her to become Captain Janeway. I get it's a huge time-sink, but love or hate it, the full irony is that her early season appearance is really iconic and in it's own right adds to Captain Janeway's sensibility. Silly goose Kate! Besides that, she looks hot checking herself out, haha.
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Moreover, I love on-set editorial photos of actors in costume. While we did have heaps of them in the Starfleet uniform, I wish we had a larger collection with clearer releases, it would have given an opportunity to see in things of interest better detail. Particularly the lower half of unique costumes. For whatever reason special outfits weren't often established or framed for us to see the legs in the show, so a nice big photograph would have solved that. Also I love that these style of pictures capture an impression of an episode without giving it away.
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Similarly, fly on the wall on-set photos are cool. They're way more intimate and candid than anything else and it makes me feel as though I am spying on the actors, but they're also a good way to document how things might have been on set.
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The Timeless one is interesting too because it's of a deleted scene, we never see Chakotay look at a dead Janeway (how deliciously macabre!), but at some point in time it was in the script and they filmed it.
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Hmm this bts picture of Janeway in the Cardigan is adorable! I believe it was worn by Kate for a Charity but look how cute she looks? Makes me wish we saw her mess around with things like that more because 7 Years is a long ass time to be in uniform everyday ( coming from someone who went to school in a Uniform and enjoyed it for the most part). Casual Fridays anyone?
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I love this gif. It's from the first shoots of Caretaker and Kate looks so radiant! Her smile is is breathtaking! Whenever I see this gif I get a sense of delight. Poor thing had no idea what she was getting herself into, haha. Really though, check out the original Caretaker photos, they're super-cool. The history behind it is fascinating; I'd love to see more footage from that version of the pilot episode. Unfortunately, it's probably not preserved well, much like lots of Paramount's historical material.
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On a similar trend, it's fun to see this set of pictures too. It's for the First Contact film / maybe the Universal studios ride, when she reprised her role as Vice AdmiralJaneway. Kate was genuinely delighted to do this cameo and it shows. As per her operandum she put her whole self into this small segment and that's so darling. It makes me wish we had more of this Janeway at that point in time. I love post Endgame chubby-Janeway. In a fictional sense it denotes that she is comfortable or stressed to be an Admiral (sadly it's the latter in real life) or whatever and I love that for her.
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These kind of pictures are fun because it's been said that at times it was the most playful set to be on. There are tales that the cast were not that serious all the time. You get that impression here, and it's probably why the majority of them are still good friends to this day. They're like a family bros!!! Having worked in media I know that wrapping up after working on something for a long time is really rewarding and I bet they had a good time at parties.
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Apropos previous, the opposite can be said. While they had fun, the hours were long and the scripts intensive. Kate was around for all of the episodes of Voyager in one way or another, and still managed to bring her A-game each time. She is truly admirable! Seeing her so exhausted is charming. She had a lot of weight to carry for the franchise and did an exemplary job performing her way through 7 years of weird and wonderful material. I wonder how often they fell asleep on set? I know I would. Get some rest queen!
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Finally, I've been following Prodigy bts as best I can, and because of my career in animation I get pretty interested in Production art. I love seeing the fast metamorphosis of a visual style. It's really impressive how much attention they applied to the designs, maintaining the older stuff, while adapting a new frontier. One of the lead artists made some pretty neat observations to get Kate's appearance right. It's so cool that they documented that journey, because from my dabbling I know she has a very beautiful, distinct face that isn't easy to capture.
ANYWAY Thankyou for reading my fat thesis fellas. tl;dr i love this stinky Startrek Voyager and by extension the franchise.
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xingchens-eyeballs · 5 months ago
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OKOK GUYS OH MY GODDDD I JUST WATCHED ALIEN STAGE ROUND 7 AND WHAT THE FUCK?? IM ACTAULLY CRYING RIGHT NOW I HAD TO GET UP AND LIKE SCREAM INTO A PILLOW I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
this is gonna b a long one guys i need to rant about it sdfjhsdjkfhs
spoilers under cut :3
Firstly, IVAN??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
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ALSO YALL WERE RIGHT LUCA DID REMIND TILL OF IVAN OMG THATS ACTUALLY SO FOUL
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he looks so good tho ngl id smash
AND MIZI?? PLEASE YOU WERE SO CLOSE
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I CANT BELIEVE HE DIED?? AND MIZI MOTIVATED HIM TO SING AT THE END TOO OH MY GOD I AM NOT OKAY
HAVE YALL SEEN THAT ONE POST EITHER ON TIKTOK OR ON HERE I FORGOT WHO ITS BY BUT THEY WERE SAYING THAT TILL IS A VERY PASSIVE CHARACTER FOR SOMEONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT REBELLION AND THEY ARE SO RIGHT TILL IS SO INFLUENCED BY THOSE AROUND HIM, LIKE LUKA AND ALSO THE IVAN PICTURES DID ACTUALLY MAKE HIM HALLUCINATE/REMEMBER IVAN AND THAT MADE HIM UNSTABLE LIKE HE DID TO MIZI BUT THEN MIZI SNAPPED HIM OUT OF IT BUT IT WAS TOO LATE 😭😭
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but look at his adorable blushy face when he sees mizi 🥺
ALSO THE ROUND 6 KISS SCENE?
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AND THIS? ITS LUKA GUYS ITS LUKA MAKING TILL HALLUCINATE THAT HES IVAN, LUKAS JUST A FREAK WHY DOES HE DO THAT EVERY DAMN ROUND???
its kinda interesting though cuz seeing ivan makes till have the same reaction as he did when mizi saw sua in round 5 DOES THAT MEAN TILL FELL FOR HIM??? jkjk guys im not that delusional but i do think that luka just likes to take advantage of grief maybe the aliens like it or something and thats why luka chose to imitate ivan and not mizi, because till still has hope for mizi he didnt see her die in front of him like ivan
YALL WERE KINDA RIGHT THO WITH THE LUKA SWITCHES BETWEEN MIZI AND IVAN THEORIES, LUKA CHANNELS IVAN AND THEN MIZI SHOWS UP IN PERSON TO INFLUENCE THE ROUND
LETS TALK ABOUT THIS TOO CUZ WHAT??! THIS SHIT MAKES ME MENTALLY ILL
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anyways i dont think alien stage is over though there will be another episode to tie together the loose ends trust we're gonna have hyuna v luka and then lukas gonna get a taste of his own medicine fr
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LIKE LOOK AT THIS ENDING FRAME ON EVERYONES SOULS ITS HYULUKA ROUND 8 FORESHADOWING
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transmutationisms · 6 months ago
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You’ve introduced me to so many topics in theory but there are days when I have no idea what you’re talking about and i twirl my hair and kick my feet while I’m lying on my bed and giggle like omg tell me more
hi megan <3 this is fair also sometimes i am truly talking out my ass and making zero effort to make a thought comprehensible to anyone else lol but i remember you've read some of the 'speculative materialists' so you would probably get a kick out of this:
basically i was mostly just drafting a paragraph explaining how the french 'idéologues' in the 1790s-1810s conceived of sense perception and access to external phenomena, and i used kant as a compare/contrast because he's an easy reference point on this topic/time period:
Idéologie itself was never a singular scientific method, but described a loose methodological family (often referred to by ‘Idéologues,’ such as Cabanis, as analysis) that aimed to uncover the deeper truths and universal laws that structured phenomenal observations. It was this quality that led the historian of medicine George Rosen to describe idéologie as a meeting point of empiricism and the “passive psychology” of Étienne Bonnot de Condillac (1714–1780). For Condillac and his followers, including Cabanis, all ideas of the human mind had their origin in sensations—that is, in the impressions made by external objects upon the sensory organs. Thus, an idea could always be broken down to its component sensations, which could be traced back to their external sources. There were no human ideas or mental faculties that did not ultimately take their source from sensory impressions; human understanding could be studied, corrected, and eventually refashioned by careful application of the ‘analytical’ method. Whereas Kant, whose first Critique was published in 1781, defended a distinction between a priori and a posteriori judgments, the Idéologues considered even an inherited tendency or instinct to be ultimately and strictly a product of sensation. If Kantian transcendental idealism dictated that human observation could never directly access the external phenomena in-themselves, idéologie instead embraced the naïve realist position that the external objects could truly be known and described—but only by precise analysis of their noumenal representations.
and then i was like well condillac died in 1780 and cabanis's most famous treatise was published in 1802 so basically the timing lines up really well for this comparison to kant, and what you would need to do is derive these different attitudes toward things-in-themselves from the political-economic contexts that they're embedded in & patterned on. which would be extremely easy to do on the french side because cabanis was 1) a politician and 2) explicitly openly concerned about the health of the workforce as a means of ensuring the continued production of french national wealth, such that my argument about him is essentially that we should be reading him as espousing proto eugenic positions and as verbalising much of the biopolitical remit of the revolutionary and postrevolutionary french state. like essentially, analogous to the way that c. darwin 'found' capitalist competition in nature, you would say something like, cabanis 'found' (naturalised) the need for management and alteration of the labourer's body & physiology in his medico-philosophical treatises.
anyway i would need to brush up on kant biography stuff but given his interest in physical anthropology and specifically his racial essentialism, it would be easy also to argue that his 'correlationist' thinking derived from how he patterned psychology on a teleological racial-hierarchical view of human biology. which is in turn ofc an economic and political argument. so what i would want to prove here is that both these positions, while seemingly disparate, are ultimately just different bourgeois ideologies & follow superstructurally from the material alienation of capitalist labour relations etc etc. i would do this more elegantly and thoroughly in an actual article but this is tumblr.dashboard :-)
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i’m starting to think you���re right about people just saying anything on reddit. just saw this theory about rhys doing a long con faking his mating bond with feyre and feyre is really tamlin’s mate. and everyone is like “SJM could never write this good!”
https://www.reddit.com/r/acotar/s/eo43vlgAur
I just want to know why are they so obsessed with switching rhys and tamlin’s roles around.
Not a new 'theory' though I do love when people are like, OMG, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING SO ORIGINALL!!!!!!! and I totally didn't just copy this from an internet site.
But, and this will sound harsh, what I've noticed over the years, is that this fandom developed a fetish for weak men.
It's a newer phenomenon, definitely brought forth by some of the younger readers, who thrive on victimization. Everyone is a victim, everyone needs therapy. One of my most hated and utterly unoriginal things that so many people say in this fandom is 'I don't ship Azriel with anyone. I ship him with therapy!'
STFU
Now, ACOTAR is 10 years old. That's almost half a generation. It's written by a woman who is clearly a BIG FAN of an alpha male (with feelings, of course). She also plays pretty fast and loose with consent and stuff that's so popular now. I think that there is definitely a break and a glaring one between her and what she finds attractive and sexy in men, which is strength, power, determination, perseverance, etc. and what this newer batch of readers like--weak, traumatized, victimized, it's always someone's fault, everyone is a meanie...
Nothing else can ever explain the obsession that this fandom has with Lucien, for example. All the victimology of 'poor baby Lucien deserving everything!'
Basically, it all boils down to this recent preference for characters like Lucien and Tamlin and Eris, as opposed to Rhys and Cassian. Cassian NEVER used to be disliked. Now it's all 'Nessian's bond is fake and Nesta will end up with Eris!'
Just you wait until people will lose their minds completely when precious Azzie who needs therapy and is brimming with unresolved self-hatred and needs a bond will turn out to be a Dom asshole with a lot of attitude, who'll hurt precious bebe Lucy.
Oooooffff
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