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weirdozxy · 8 days ago

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So since most of you said yes to hear me yap about my reincarnation au then I'll do it!!!

Starting off by basic information reincarnation au is basically my main au, I do headcanon that the casts are reincarnations of the previous ones and yes I do know they aren't the same people in canon but imma just gently ignore that ^^

however I do have a 2nd au where they aren't the same people but it's still in progress so I'll yap about it later

Secondly, I'll put trigger warnings so people prepare themselves for what they are about to read or ignore that part!

Thirdly, some smps don't match up timeline but who gives a fuck anyway lol

Fourthly, this is the timeline of how everything gets settled into empires smp season 2 and Pearl's journey through the thousands of years she's had building this up.

Now...

TW death, suicide and self harm

Pearl is the goddess of reincarnation AND watcher. After she died during the rapture from withering away she got into evolution smp where she was in her default skin all confused and wondering where the hell was she, just minutes ago she was watching her life fly by after she died.

She misses her friends and fiancé (Gem) and when she saw Jimmy she thought it was the cod but it's not, he's just another Jimmy. (who eventually gets into the life series) and she went a little bit insane trying to reach out to him. Obviously he was confused and Pearl had a breakdown. Luckily though after some healing time and getting used to her new life Grian was mostly the one by her. Keeping her somewhat sane.

(Ps I haven't watched evolution smp so pardon for any mistakes!)

With the other evolution members she's been hanging out pretty good, even if Jimmy reminds her of the codfather (in her own words) (I'll watch Pearl's pov on the series soon so I'll get to to flesh this part out at some point) but overalls the watches loves to toy her around for just wanting to be with her friends again

She even has a book where she drew all of her friends and during this time Pearl thought of a great plan, what if she tried to save her friends? Grian wasn't too keen on the idea, scared if the watchers wouldn't like that but Pearl didn't care. She just wanted to bail out and get the powers so she could see what her friends were up to. (And save them and herself)

After the evolution smp is done and they all disperse, Pearl and Grian were the only ones that got watcher powers (although Pearl only has half so Grian is more powerful than her)

When she's free she's in her own world (the afterlife) during this time period she decides to go back in time to save them. With many, many, many, many, and many fail attempts, she slowly goes inside watching all of her friends die and cannot even save herself, but she's determined even though she's starting to actually lose sanity of watching her friends die over and over again.

Sausage tried to do the same, but it didn't work out so both were helpless. (Although they did have a tearful reunion) at some point Pearl gave up because Grian was telling her how bad her mentality is. Pearl and Grian argued about it because Pearl didn't want to stop, she was shaking and sobbing then calmed down once she realized she had to stop trying. Their faiths cannot be changed. They're going to die.

Sausage tried one more time and Pearl with exhausted eyes and lighter frame told him to give it up, but she'll make a new world (afterlife smp) where they'll be safe until she makes a new world now. (Empires smp season 2) Sausage refused crying but then Pearl hugged him and swore that she would make them safe again, Sausage cried into her arms before Sausage disappeared as Pearl deleted all of the shattered alternate universe they did. Leaving with the original.

Pearl was doing so bad mentally, watching her friends die over and over again with yourself being helpless and dying as well as carrying a heavy weight on her. She just wanted her friends to be safe.

Here's how the empires smp season 1 cast died btw

Canon deaths

Joel heartbreak because of his wife not remembering her and his palace

Joey fell and hit his head (his empire burnt down)

Scott sacrificed himself by stabbing himself to kill Xornoth with him

Sausage blew up with the staff (at least that's how I envision it)

Pearl withered away with her empire

Now here's what I have for the rest

Shrub jumped off a cliff due to not finding her gnome people

Fwhip heartbreak due to being guilty over the explosion

Jimmy hanged himself due to guilt of leaving the cod people

Lizzie fell off her ocean palace by accident due to being confused around her

Katherine heartbreak (after some time due to her empire and losing her friends)

Gem did have the peaceful life she wanted despite feeling sad about everything, her brother 8kept her on edge but when he died she lost it and told Violet and other dragon to take care of themselves before she drank a death potion and died.

Pearl had to witness it all. She tried saving everyone but it just didn't work out. (The reason she saw it happening was because for the first time in her afterlife world she wanted to see how everyone was doing and was now determined to save them.

Pix was cursed with immortality, so he couldn't die. When he returned to empires his empire wasn't burnt down so he thought everything was normal, until he went to check up on his friends and everything was in ruins. He ended up leaving again without a word.

Pix then found a few bodies of the others, leaving him in more guilt and he cried for hours. Until he decided to bury each of them somewhere.

Pearl meanwhile was healing from exhausting herself out way too much after trying to save her friends and Grian brought her to hermitcraft season 8! (Freshly new so it was just the two of them and he says how he's planning to get the other hermits over, he says how it is a safe place where watchers can't get them.

Then she was planning afterlife smp, and when her friends would go in the afterlife (her home not the smp) she'd greet each of them and convince them to stay in the new smp while she prepares a new empires smp.

Some were on board almost immediately, tired after years of agony and guilt. Like Joel, Fwhip, Sausage and Gem. They had talked for a while before Pearl ascended them into the smp.

Some were hesitant but gave in eventually, like Katherine, Jimmy and Scott, both of three wanted to just vanish because Katherine and Jimmy left their empires and felt guilty about it, Scott wanted to turn back to his imaginary world where everything was alright. But then he gave a chance to reincarnation.

(Btw Pearl told them the plan of how they're going into a temporary smp until she makes a new empires smp.)

Ones that were REALLY hard to convince was Shrub, Lizzie and Joey. Joey wanted to stay in his world with Xornoth but Pearl said it's not great to live in a lie and so with many arguments he eventually gave in. Lizzie was all confused and scared but Pearl reassured her she'd be fine. Shrub didn't think she deserved it after she left her people to die and the reason why she killed herself was because of the guilt and lost hope to find her people again.

Pearl gave them all one last hug after they were all on board with the idea. They all cried (Lizzie didn't know why she cried but she did anyway.) Pearl promised them she's going to fix things up.

So they all go into the afterlife smp with Pearl watching from afar as their memory fades awwu and become new people (literally lmao) side note, they didn't go in all at once they were spoken to individually with Pearl it depends on when they die.

While they are living their lives in the afterlife smp, Pearl goes to discuss things about Pix and how he can be free himself too, if he joins her. He doesn't want to go into the afterlife and actually wants to be an archeologist so he doesn't let people forget about the emperors. However, Pearl wasn't too bored with the idea and he tried convincing her but she didn't want to. And so Pearl made the decision to wipe away his memories while keeping very few for him to remember.

(Pix knew he was going to get his memories wiped, they talked about it and he eventually agreed, because even if he wants to tell the stories of their friends he has seen their dead bodies and it still haunts him to this day.)

Pix wakes up in a new village not really knowing who he was except he is immortal and knows SOME stories about the ancient emperors and how he wants to be an archeologist.

Pearl, satisfied with what she's done, she's visited the others only a few times. Thanks to Sausage's church she can hear and see what's happening, while not being physically there.

Gem during this time in the afterlife smp actually developed how to do dimensional hopping thanks to her old wizard genes left in her. And so she hopes into hermitcraft season 8 surprisingly some hermits and ESPECIALLY Pearl, Pearl thinks this must be another version so she greets her like normally while crying inside until later she learns that's her Gem during season 8. (After last life she realizes Gem is the same as wizard Gem)

Which speaking about the life series,,.

The watchers say they have games (the life series) Pearl, confused, asks for elaboration and they tell her how they wanna take her friends from afterlife smp to the games of death (explains 3rd life and upcoming last life.)

Pearl absolutely refuses and begins yelling at them, saying how she didn't spend all this time for them to have more pain and how she did it for peace. The watchers look at each other before turning to her and saying how if she joins, they'll let her friends go.

Pearl immediately accepts and that's how she gets into the life series. They agreed to let her watch over her friends and when she finishes preparing Em pires smp season 2 they'll bring her over to the games.

Pearl can’t do this alone, she knows this. She's tried it before and fucked it all up. So she asks Joel (physically mind you since she managed to break into the server) who is looking at himself in the mirror admiring himself then screams at Pearl and throws stuff at her in fear and Pearl also screams back trying to appease the situation.

When everything is calmed down Pearl asks if he wants to be a God, of course he does he exclaims it! But then Pearl explains how he's a reincarnation and bla bla bla empires and he's confused and terrified but then Pearl gives him his memories back and after crying for some time he agrees to help her. (Since he wants his wife back and friends as well, just as much as Pearl wants it)

And so the adventure begins!

They find Shrub's hold dimension and say it's the perfect place to make the new season. Pearl suggested the idea since she wanted Shrub to have her home back even if it's all destroyed. They'll fix it together. And so they make the empires. Pix comes in and he kinds of recognizes the two but they say he can make himself home as well! They're just here to ballad (not actually they're fixing the place up)

Bla bla bla afterlife smp ends Pearl greets the others and without explanation boom reincarnation! (Of course it takes time because the people and parents have to be born and blabla)

Pearl then enters the games and comes back even more traumatized. Like I said before she realizes that Gem is the same one as the empires Gem because she didn't see her in her own afterlife, which was why she told the watchers to wait but they dragged her in.

Double life hasn't happened yet, but empire smp 2 is now in motion and Pearl is happy to see them all happy to Greet each other and start it fresh. Pearl did see their pasts and she wishes she had done things differently for others because some got horrible pasts.

She planned for Jimmy and Lizzie to be siblings, and they are but their parents got killed and they got separated at like 3 year old, Jimmy was in the Mesa and they cut off his feline tail which is why he hides his feline ears so no one suspects him and starts to tract him down.

Lizzie briefly remembers him but doesn't know from where.

Fwhip and Gem is complicated.. they do share the same blood but Gem did dimensional hopping so it screwed up her plans so Fwhip was born into his own home alone. Gem eventually found empires smp season 2 through instincts and she met the others.

And this is all! Oh my god I am so sorry this took forever and I feel like I said too much in one setting, I still have other things to say but it's mostly about the ships, backstories, friendships, soulmates etc and I wanted to write those into another post, this is mainly about the timeline and Pearl's journey through the thousands of years.

If you have any more questions please do not be afraid to ask!

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thenamesblurrito · 6 months ago

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Buzzard and Blurr are so cute :) really endearing ans sorta sweet, hope things work out well with em

Im really curious about the twos relationship. Do you have any thoughts you could share behind their dynamic and how they end up getting together? Or headcanons?

Keep up the good work! :D

THANK YOU ANON YOU MADE MY DAY!!!

i will be honest i would also like to know how they get together bc they are uhhhhhh both bad at this whole romantic thing! like i talk about here, they're both bumbling, inexperienced, and having a rude awakening to the concept of demisexuality, so as far as i can tell there is no end in sight to the mutual pining idiots. there's some possibilities but nothing concrete yet

they're a fun ship but first and foremost they are a funNY ship and the funny bits to me are in the pre-get together stage so that's what i think of the most. so! have some tidbits! this is a long post oops but i am NOT putting it under a cut i am making everyone LOOK AT SELF INDULGENCE RAAAGHH I AM KILLING CRINGE!!!

Blurr met Buzzard after being painstakingly transferred to a new, kitbashed frame and having a weird tall stranger show him the trash cube that used to be him with far too much enthusiasm. Buzzard was the one to fish that cube out of the trash as they went spelunking in Cybertron's waste disposal system as Team Purple were on planet to pull off a pet heist (and got more than they bargained for). once everyone realized the cube was a person and was ALIVE, they were also the one to uhhhhhh procure most of the pieces of his new frame, constructed by Knock-out in a back alley deal on Velocitron. Blurr is uncomfortable with how piecemeal and janky this frame is, despite being a close reconstruction of his original, and it takes him a long time to truly realize that Buzzard donated, bought, or outright stole 90% of the parts needed to bring him, a stranger, back to life. it's an odd feeling, to suddenly reckon with the concept that maybe there's more to this junker than picking pockets and being silly

it takes awhile for either of them to really pay attention to the other? like, Blurr has essentially pulled a Jesus, and also maybe unwillingly defected from the Autobots, and is currently "trapped" with a team full of criminals and Decepticons, one of whom was a spy that he spent so long tracking down and got thiiiiiiiis close to discovering her true identity before Longarm sent him off to Earth, so he's understandably got a grudge the size of a planet against Rosanna who is happy to taunt him about it, NOT TO MENTION the awkward, vulnerable, and painful physical therapy of getting used to this new frame and trying to regain his speed and just... being alive again?? sure, Buzzard is tall and weird, but they are the least of his worries in his early days with Team Purple

to be fair, like. for months the only real impression Blurr has of Buzzard is just:

infinite storage booba

that and "tall flightframe with purple parts but NOT a Decepticon???? not even an enemy????" it's something he's still coming to terms with. Gremlin consistently seeking him out to nap on is not helping

it may be easy to assume that Buzzard, having been brought to life by an Allspark shard on Earth, is young and ignorant and stupid and may not even know what love is etc etc. however, they were mentored by the whirlwind romance duo Rum-maj and Wreck-gar, both very invested and also very forthcoming about their own relationship. Buzzard is pretty knowledgeable about what love/romance/sexuality can look like, just from observing them and others around them! no, the mutual pining idiocy isn't from ignorance, it's just twitterpated stupidity 👍

this goes against popular fanon interpretation of Blurr i think, but i like to characterize him as the kind of hypercompetent-but-lame guy who's married to his work, doesn't bother with social skills beyond bare minimum, and isn't so much arrogant/full of himself as he is just impatient and dismissive. he's like a working breed dog. you might think he's hot but he would rather skip an offer of a one night stand in favor of following up on a potential lead or staking out a target's home all night. so Blurr's experience and general overall INTEREST in romance is nil

the fact i have slapped asexuality onto both of them just means they're both extra unprepared to Experience Feelings

it's slow! Buzzard thinks this guy is funny, and kind of sad, and though they never say this they think he could use a friend who won't get impatient with his own frustration. he knows a lot of stuff about Cybertron and Autobots and such that they've never heard before and he can be prompted to give entire lectures about anything, which they soak up, they love learning. Blurr is only mostly irritated by Buzzard being affable, and curious, and dropping odd knickknacks and riffraff into his hands whenever they feel like it. they don't roll their optics or look lost when he gets talking like many people do, and usually even manage to keep up with what he's saying. it's toleration at least!

he doesn't realize it, but it's really the least stressful/antagonistic connection he has with Team Purple so far. Rosanna was a target he was cheated out of uncovering and holds it over his head, Dreadringer is the mysterious captain of this dangerous gang who seems to want to toss everyone out the airlock, Wheelie was an old friend but seeing him so comfortable around these strangers is almost more offputting, Red Alert may be an Autobot but she's also the doctor seeing to his recovery which is hardly pleasant, the multiple Decepticons aboard keep him on edge even if they're nice to him like Voidwander, there's so many utterly absurdly strange people like Necro, or Wreck-gar, or Inferno, or Sky Lynx, or even Beachcomber, etc....

in comparison, Buzzard ends up filling almost a Kronk role to his Yzma as Blurr eventually feels comfortable ranting to them, or relaxing around them, or even skedaddling behind them for protection whenever Shenanigans occur. they're nice to him. it's weird. but it's still one of the biggest reasons why Blurr starts to acclimate to Team Purple, and even start considering himself one of them. without their positive influence, he wouldn't have dealt well with famous Team Purple tidbits like Tito Moto's funeral, Bludgeon deciding to start an official pirate rivalry, Dreadringer's delusions of interning with a god, Crescent's livestreaming career, or The Oil Slick Incident

Buzzard just thinks Blurr is fascinating to be around, in a much nicer way than when he was paranoid and scared of the rest of the team. now he's fitting in! in some corner of their mind, they think of him as another part of the hoard they call a family :3

maybe letting two obsession-prone people who only make friends with other weirdos spend a lot of time around one another was always going to end in a weird tangle of emotions, huh?

now this is of course Buzzard's Iconic Demi Moment, but Blurr has one too:

i firmly believe it's a hallmark- no, a REQUIREMENT that to be an Autobot in TFA you must be repressed. these guys are all touch-starved and alienated from their own wants and needs in favor of serving The Regime. so good luck Blurr you're gonna need it

Buzzard meanwhile is literally scared they're gonna pluck out Blurr's spleen. they keep wanting to be around him, and watch him, and touch him, all of which is normal sure but this is a lot so clearly their subconscious has marked him as a trinket to steal

attempts to explain otherwise generally do not go well

so they just. fail at communicating. they fail at communicating so bad the entire ship knows. even Rosanna gives Blurr tips on flirting. even Gremlin, Buzzard's dearest friend in the world, is giving them the stink-eye for idiocy. they are both still friends, they gravitate towards one another and get invested in what the other enjoys and work well together and just keep growing closer as time goes on, but the awkward, helpless stupidity of Oh My God Feelings turns it into a comedy show for the rest of Team Purple

maybe if Blurr could stop flipping out about the right thing to say and do and be and and and-- then he would relax enough, be confident enough to do something so bold as hold Buzzard's hand. maybe if Buzzard could stop worrying that their preoccupation with him is scary, or unwelcome, or unnatural, or going to upset his place in the team or as their friend, then they would stop feeling dread and start experiencing the joy and giddiness of romance, how it can be a treat for both of them

it's a lot of shenanigans. chicanery. silly falling over one another to just do something nice for the other but not quite knowing how. but they're both earnest. they enjoy one another. they keep coming back to one another

they'll get there eventually. i'll noodle something that fits

fingers crossed

i mean they have to get there eventually or this image won't be canon and i spent a lot of effort figuring out overlapping posing and kibble angles >:(

anyways. i'll leave u with this silly little ship meme (can u believe this image was gonna be my only response til i decided to defy cringe and infodump)

#buzzard #tfoc #omg wait i should queue this for #blurrsday #trembling and sweating queuing this but i must not let cringe hold me back!!!!!!!!#anyways anon ily ty for the question i hope you enjoy this much information #this ship is basically jessica and roger rabbit but with reversed heights #theyre hardly NECESSARY to each others lives but thats the thing? they like one another so. they Choose it #theyre new frontiers to one another and make each other feel things completely unfamiliar and despite being scared they choose to explore!#they are just both really REALLY bad at figuring out how to choose this and communicating it bc they have No Idea what theyre doing #you cant even trap them in a closet bc buzzard will just start stealing everything in there and blurr will help out of boredom #you cant even get them with surprise mistletoe bc blurr will speed away in .5seconds and then buzzard will nab the sprig!!#this ship operates on rule of funny therefore rule of funny will probably be the thing needed to get them together

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