#omg i have to shut up

[goldenhypen]

for those of you who have listened to the album, what’s your fav track !!

[mohntilyet]

still i think the one of the more fun differences drawn between illario and lucanis that was lost would be illario's ability to endear himself to others but serious lack of empathy, vs. lucanis' (self perceived) inability to be charming but how much he cares. it's interesting that the game has gone with the "lucanis' ability vs illario's lack thereof" because i think illario being the dellamorte 'best in show dog' vs. lucanis' attack dog would have made me so unwell.

lucanis is... awkward. he's not unlikable, because he is usually very polite, but he doesn't speak much and only seems to care about the other dellamortes. he once sent viago de riva a knife with no note (who knows what he could have meant by this). he does what caterina asks of him, and by his own admission, cannot say no to her. he is a dramatic and prolific killer, and that makes how untouchable he is even worse.

and the crows like illario, sure, AND he's a good assassin! he's even a good crow! he's so good that he can make lucanis smile, and so he is the charming, sociable one. he's the one that stays in treviso and can be relied upon to care, illario's even the one people prefer over caterina and lucanis!

but illario is decoration. he's the prize poodle, and even if poodles were bred to be working dogs, nobody will ever pick him to protect the house over the german shepherd that regularly mauls intruders. anyways the analogy is getting away from me. the point i'm trying to make is that i want illario to have a different kind of jealousy/hatred that's not just over 'being bad at killing' but also an arrogant loathing for everyone around him that is getting harder to hide, because they've forgotten he can bite and is just itching to rip someone's jugular out. illario is very good at hiding his family resemblance to caterina, while lucanis suffers under his grandmother's, and his own, reputation.

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

there's just something about this sopping soggy specimen of an alien that makes me want to suck his dick-

[zwoftt]

“oooohhh shiiiit yessss”…. weekly dorym moments + other stuff i found funny in the recent episode !!!

obviously moments are listed no particular order,,,

never gonna get over the fact that caleb is a cpopper. actually what the hell is this bit

dorian’s envy of caleb… the jealousy in his tone but manages to hide it so smoothly. bro just wants to be happy like caleb and essek are :(

caleb commenting on dorian’s pants during the first initial conversation LOLLLL “we get the idea” and robbie’s little head tilt thingy he does for dorian’s reaction AGH.

”we’re more of an improv crew” says dorian as liam fucking loses it (i hc that orym starts laughing))

orym saying he can’t fall from great heights and survive, dorian suggesting that he can make orym fly.

when beau says dorian looks like the type of guy to make a toast, and dorian gets all nervous about it- orym says “yeah she’s right. he is,” and gives a little nod to dorian.

the small glance dorian and orym make towards each other during the talk about weddings. “something to look forward to.”

liam accidentally calling dorian ���dorym”

robbie’s little excited squeal when liam initiates a scene between orym and dorian ….

orym *wordlessly* pulling dorian by his hand to the side AAAAAAGGH

THE KISS!!! IT WAS SO PERFECT FOR THEM !!! orym asking consent beforehand, dorian’s awkward but very into it response… then after when orym asks if this is something dorian wants, and dorian replies with “oh, i want.” and KISSES HIM BACK. everything has been moving so slow for them and they finally get the chance to clash lips for 10 seconds… absolutely golden.

liam’s dance at the end when dorian moves in again and kisses orym back,,, the excited faces all over the table. and then braius. LOL.

[kujousaramybeloved]

sumeru text posts part infinity

[iwatcheditbegin]

I miss when liking Taylor meant you were a loser with no friends. That was our brand

[fiyaharts]

ok now im having fun

[poisonousquinzel]

"harley quinn's never had a good design in the last deca-!" WRONG dropkicks you through a brick wall

[mischiefprincess]

I long for more Asgard content, I want to see the streets, the markets, the architecture of the simple houses, the protocols of the royal court, Loki's chambers, Loki's closet, I want to know what were Loki's duties as a prince, did people have to call him your highness? Where did he eat? Is there a feasting hall?

Do the princes have to attend to all morning and night feasts or are they allowed to eat in their chambers? Are there servants designated to help Loki specifically? To prepare his baths, fetch his wine and food and help him get dressed? Does every member of the royal family have their own personal tailors/seamsters? Who chooses the fabrics for their clothes?

If Loki decides to buy let's say a new dagger does he have to go to a shop or can he order to have the daggers brought to him so he can choose while comfortably drinking wine on his bed? And how is the payment done? Does he have his own personal finances or is everything taken from the royal vaults?

Does Odin have an office from where he can talk to his sons/generals and assign them missions while dealing with paperwork (like Tywin's office in got) or is everything done in the throne room? Does Loki has his own suite of quarters or he only has his chambers? If so does that mean that he has his own personal staff to take care of his section of the palace? Are they loyal to him?

How do the common people view the princes? Do they see Loki as a villain or is he so detached from their ordinary lives that they don't think much about him? Is Loki considered a good catch bc he's royalty or is his image so tainted by his title of god of mischief that people avoid getting involved with him? Do the cortiers have to bow in his presence?

Are Sif and the warriors three nobles? Are they above the regular courtier? What is their station? Does their position as the heir's close friends puts them above everyone else except the members of the royal family? Are they allowed to jab at Loki because Thor allows them to or even if he didn't they would face no consequence for treating him as an equal/beneath them at times?

So many questions, so many things to think about, I NEED answers (and sadly I won't get any bc marvel literally destroyed one of the most ineteresting places they had for the sake of comedy I guess)

[asmogorna]

MARIO CONTE REBLOGGED A STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE POST ON HIS ANCIENT TUMBLR ACC BACK IN LIKE 2012. WILL WOOD AND STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE OFFICIALLY HAVE A CONNECTION I CAN FINALLY KILL MYSELF

Everyone is always connected

[mayflywrites]

people i wanna get to know better tag!

@grimsneverendingfuneral TYYYYY GRIMMY for taggin me i’m literally kissing u on the cheeks and nuzzling our noses together

last song: Hourglass by Catfish and the Bottlemen because i’m a fucking loser and also it’s fucking bartylus HELLO??????????

fav colour: green but Insurgent by Veronica Roth green if ykwim… or black omg

last film/show: FUCK uhh last film was Heathers, last show was Trinkets!

sweet/savoury/spicy: savoury because my tastebuds hate me and i hate them back

relationship status: actually giggling rn uhhh easiest way to describe it is a talking stage LMAO

last thing i googled: fragrantica!! i love that website sm i feel so cool when i use it and i love finding silly combinations

current obsession: i think it would be criminal to say anything other than bartylus so. bartylus. but i also love love love collecting silly things like candles :3 pls ask me about my candles :3

last book: Kitchen by Banana Yoshimoto! FUCK it’s so good please everyone read it rn i loved it so much god. both parts are so beautifully told, it’s tragic and funny and barely scratches 150 pages so it’s not even a long read.

looking forward to: IDK AAAAA!!! i’m looking forward to june, lots of very exciting things happening then :) but for something in the nearer future i spose going to a concert on thursday!! my friends performing and he wanted me to come see it so :D

np tags hehehe: @crimsonlovebartylus @addisonstars @crymcake @easternlonging @hydrogenerous @ literally anyone else who feels like doin it :3

[littlefankingdom]

Instead of calling Bruce Wayne a capitalist, just say you have never read a Batman comic.

Or that you don't know words' meaning.

Bruce is a privileged white man, born rich and the heir to a fortune and a company. That doesn't make him a capitalist, that makes him a privileged man. Being a privileged rich man who owns a company in a capitalist society also doesn't make him a capitalist (it's the fucking meme again.) He has no power over this, he couldn't choose who he will be born as or where. He is a nepo baby, but that doesn't make him a capitalist.

The correct definition of a capitalist is: a person who uses their wealth to invest in trade and industry for profit in accordance with the principles of capitalism.

Bruce Wayne is literally famous for not doing that, because he invests his wealth in healthcare, housing, education... Literally anything Gotham needs and the gov cannot pay for. Literally nothing that he can make profit from. He doesn't care about profit AT ALL. Investing??? That's not in his vocabulary. And, btw, Bruce doesn't believe it should be a private company doing this. I'm going to use Future State: Dark Detective again, but in it, he states clearly that he thinks rich people should pay their big taxes instead of having lavishing lifestyles (he pays his, btw, and I'm sure he doesn't use the charity to pay less), and the gov should use this money to make everything better for others. And that's not the only time he says that stuff.

"But, if not capitalist, why Bruce keeps WE and money? Why doesn't he change the system?" For the latter, Bruce is one man, he cannot change the system on his own, but also, if he was able to change the evil capitalist way of the USA, the story would be over. It's just like how whatever he does, Gotham never gets better: the story would end. For the former, he keeps WE for two reasons. 1, it's his parents' legacy, that's explained multiple times, and he feels like he would disappoint them if he gives it up. 2, because he knows other rich people don't care and don't use their money for nobody but themselves, and if he gives WE up, all that money and power would end in the hands of an asshole. With him and his kids, he can trust that money to go to the people.

I don't have the energy to demonstrate again how Bruce hates rich people, just look up my posts about Bruce. I have used examples.

If you tell Bruce Wayne "The rich should be dry out, and their money should go to help people and make society better", he would say "Hell yes". That's that he CANONICALLY wants.

When you call Bruce Wayne capitalist, you are showing, at best, that you have so little reading comprehension skill that you cannot understand comic books, at worst, that you don't know shit about our economic and politic hellscape you lived in and the words you use.

Yes, this is because of that fucking panel from Boy Wonder where Ra's Al Ghul calls Bruce a capitalist dog.

[disorderly]

cluster b culture is just don't make this about yourself don't make this about yourself don't mention yourself don't do it I swear to God don't mention yourself don't please God anyways I did the same thing and you didn't even notice what about me how come you never notice me but expect me to always be paying attention to you why don't you—

[oceanwithouthermoon]

remember how when saiki was crushing on satou and wanted to talk to him, instead of yk.. actually talking to him, he found out all of his interests and displayed his own interest in those things in front of him to try to get him to notice him??

yeah, now imagine him doing that when he has a crush on anyone else..

hes such a silly and awkward teenage boy i love it, like buddy you CAN just talk to your crush, you dont have to try to get him to "notice you.." but hes too silly and awkward so thats like the most he would ever do and would still probably think that that counts as flirting

im just... wondering about how saikis terrible silly flirting tactics would translate if his crush was on one of his FRIENDS.. like someone he could actually be around and would see and talk to him.. would he just like be trying to impress them ?? moving toward them more ?? adopting more of their mannerisms and interests maybe ??

imagine that like EVERYONE in the group would notice it, but it wouldn't be like "omg saiki is flirting" it would be more like "omg why is saiki being extra awkward and talking more" because hes so painfully unclear about his intentions but hes usually so quiet and unassuming that this would be such a stark contrast to his usual behavior...

[lesbian-ashe]

who else is tired of all these posts going around like "[X celebrity man] looks like such a butch lesbian omg" like can we reblog some actual butch lesbians you guys are annoying

[starlightwoofwoof]

❤️💙🍿 Yapping about random things from my SM x MLB AU : Radford/The Glitch Edition 🍿💙❤️

okay why did I do all that coloring- uh- anyway, welcome back to the SM x MLB AU series where I talk about specific characters and share my ideas about those characters! RADFORD/THE GLITCH TIME ‼️‼️‼️

Now, the main thing I wanna talk about is The Glitch, especially how his powers work

The Glitch does have multiple powers, like going in and out of digital screens, and teleporting and all that- (low key kinda sad I kinda abandoned the possession idea but I feel like that would make him too OP, if he isn’t too OP already-)

His main power, though, is transporting people into their devices, and giving them their own special ‘digital movie paradise’ where they can be “happy”

For example, Kevin’s ‘paradise’ is a beach vacation, away from the Candy Club

Fun Fact : In the real world, to anybody outside of their ‘paradises’, the victim’s phone just shows an ‘emoji’-like picture of the victim, being all happy and stuff, and text on the bottom that says the victim is ‘offline’

I can’t really think of any paradises for the other characters rn tho- s o -

Now, onto something else about The Glitch I wanna point out, his voice and how he speaks (cause it’s kinda cool and kinda spooky-)

Here are some of his quotes I thought up …. like 2 seconds ago- :

“𝐂𝐨-𝐂Ø𝐦£ 𝐨𝐍, 𝐆𝐫€𝐠 . . . W̯ͤ̾ͣ͝Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔A̷͙ͭͫ̕T̨͈͗̌ͥ’S̵̙͕̀̃ Ỵ̛̖͋͢O̖̼ͩ͌͐U̠҉̷̙ͦR͉̜̎͡͠ P̧͕̒̊͘A̷͙ͭͫ̕R͉̜̎͡͠A̷͙ͭͫ̕D̶͔̭̪̻I̍̅̀̎̊S̵̙͕̀̃Ḛͭ̉̇͟?”

“𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐃-𝐃Ø 𝐘𝟎𝐔-𝐎𝐔 𝐍Ø𝐓 𝐖@𝐍-𝐍𝐓 £𝐕€𝐑𝐘𝟎𝐍€-𝟎𝐍€ 𝐓Ø 𝐁€ Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔A̷͙ͭͫ̕P̧͕̒̊͘P̧͕̒̊͘Ỵ̛̖͋͢?!“

“𝐊£𝐯-𝐕? 𝐎𝐡-𝐡𝟎-𝐇𝐨, 𝐡-𝐇€’$ 𝐋𝟎𝐍𝐆 𝐠𝐨-𝟎-𝐧£ 𝐧𝟎𝐖 . . .“

“𝐈-𝐈 𝐝Ø-𝟎-𝐧’𝐓-𝐭 . . . want this . .“

alright that’s enough of all of that lol