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Ok but do you ever think abt how many secret inside jokes and references are probably in taylors songs like say she writes "we went down harder than the titanic" and we're all like nice metaphor but little do we know there was actually a very dramatic titanic related incident in that relationship, and ONLY taylor and the guy would understand. Wild
#taylor swift#swifties#swiftie theories#that would be crazy#imagine having one you only understand#i would actually die#omg but what if its real#ive been thinking about this for a while#theres probably so many#imagine tho#pls dont flop#so many tags
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i lied theres no sex. were gonna sit down and watch supernatural while we analyze the way almost every character is queer coded especially dean
#supernatural#dean winchester#spn#destiel#castiel#deancas#sam winchester#theyre all queer because i said so#at this point it feels so wrong to call deans queerness a headcanon like it so soo heavily implied its literally canon#sam however......#and if i said a character who has always felt like they dont belong and something is inherently wrong with them is heavy queercoding......#like wow thats Queer Experience literally#ALSO U KNOW WHAT IM SOOOOOO UPSET ABOUT OMG#like i LOVE LOVE LOVE when in dean and cas live together and claire and kaia come over and hang out im gonna cryyyyy#and they sooo shouldve done that in the show#anyway a queer show (real) for queer people (debatable)
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the new jjk cafe fits have been living in my head . no thoughts except yuuji in a letterman
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#itafushi#fushiita#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#havent had yuuji fight me this hard in a MINUTE omg far left took forever i redrew his face and hair like 10 times minimum#he looks good now but like rly yuuji i thought we were past this i thought we were cool :((((#i put Hand On Thigh and this is how u repay me.....#sighs#whatever this took a million years longer than it should but im finally happy with it im finally done ths all that matters#i dont know what yuuji's pants look like in the official art but i ripped them as a treat fr me :)#ik theyre probably just regular jeans but i think yuuji deserves to show a lil knee#real talk tho yuuji's fit is so so good i love it so much. megumi i am ehhhhhh but it's on brand fr him#plus i like that they dress him like he's canonically cold all the time lmao yuuji in a light sweater n megumi in a thermal and puffer coat#its what they deserve
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Requiem for a God and His Regret | DeviantArt
More stained glass featuring everyone's favourite misunderstood and maligned bald dramatic elf, against a backdrop of the imprisoned Evanuris!
I took some artistic liberties with certain elements including the staff and the fur.
WIP gif can be found here (it big, it very big)
Prints & stickers can be found on Redbubble (I learnt my lesson I finally drew in a large enough size)
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#solas#fen'harel#dragon age dreadwolf#dragon age inquisition#fan art#evanuris#secretmage#what if Solas became the real VEILGUARD by sacrificing himself to remain as its protector or something forever idk omg
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an idea… rafe and shy reader having sex for the first time
everything's overwhelming with rafe, but this is particularly so. you thought you were completely ready for it, from the way you had handled everything else so well. in fact, rafe was the one taking things at the slowest pace possible, trying to make sure he didn’t pressure you into something you weren’t ready for.
you didn’t like it—thought he was trying to be something he’s not. he’s gentle with you but never like this, never to this extent. it must be a big deal then, sleeping with rafe, giving him your virginity, you finally decide, if he’s acting so differently about it.
in fact, you think you’ve been ready to give it up since you first started dating him. rafe brings it out of you, coaxes a different side of you out with gentle words and soft touches. you’re going mad over it. you can’t count the amount of times you’ve crawled into his lap at any given opportunity, anywhere the two of you are alone—his truck, the couch in your living room and at tannyhill, the hidden booth at the country club. you’re begging for it, not sure how much more obvious you can get.
you finally decide tonight’s the night—following a nice dinner with the two of you. you had spent extra long getting dressed up, a pretty white lingerie set on underneath your blue dress, all done up for rafe. finally back at tannyhill, entire body vibrating and tingling with excitement, you don’t wait another moment, crawling into rafe’s lap and kissing him hard. you take off your dress and rafe stops just for a second to take in how forward you’re being.
“hey,” he finally breathes against your lips, pulling away. “c’mon, you’re not ready for this.”
“yes i am!” you whine, impatient and horny, feeling rafe get hard underneath you. you want him to be able to do all the things you know he wants to do, want them done to you. “i am, i am-” and you lean back to kiss him, ending up pinned underneath him before long.
he knows you’re not, but he plays along. you’re so wet already he doesn’t have to do much, but he makes you cum all over his fingers anyways, hoping it’ll satiate you.
“please, rafe,” you moan against his mouth, pushing in for another needy kiss. “wan’ it inside. please.” and he does know you, knows everything about you, but even he can’t resist when you say things like that.
you watch with big eyes while he lines himself up with your wet hole, hovering over you. you think you’re so ready, that three of rafe’s fingers inside you should be comparable to what you’re about to feel, that you’re more than prepared. your eyes squeeze shut when rafe pushes inside, all the air leaving your lungs. you try to moan out but it’s more of a gasp than anything else, one that rafe swallows into a kiss.
your eyes get watery—it’s just habit. it hurts, too, because rafe is so much bigger than you expected. you bite your cheek, looking up at rafe through teary eyes and clasping a hand over your mouth—you don’t want to admit that he was right.
“c’mon kid, give it up. y’not ready for this, i know you,” rafe says, leaning in close to your ear to whisper it quietly. he’s not even half-way inside you.
“i-i can take it,” you hiccup. you hate disappointing rafe.
and it’s not that he doesn’t want to—he does, desperately so, wants to fuck you within an inch of your sanity every time you walk into a room and look at him with your shy eyes and sweet smile. he wants to break you, wants you cumming on his dick until there’s nothing left in your head, no shyness left in your heart. but he wants it when you’re ready for it, not like this.
it only takes another minute, you finally admit you’re not ready, and rafe pulls out of you. you feel like crying, terribly sad and dejected, wishing you could just be normal for rafe for once, be what he wants.
“stop,” he says, wiping away a stray tear. his arm rests over your stomach, trying to get you to lighten up. “when you’re ready for it, i’ll fuck you until you can’t think. s’just not today, kid.”
you finally agree when he says that, getting over it because you know without a doubt in your mind—rafe knows you better than you know yourself.
#omg what a lovely lovely prompt thank you babe <3#this may not be what you were expecting#to me the very first time they have sex its too much for shy reader so it doesn't actually happen happen... but it is still the first time#i rlly wanted to write something like what you guys would expect but i really felt like this is more real of their relationship lol#anyways <3 i hope you like it!#rafe cameron#rafe cameron x reader#shy reader
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Happy late women's day 😼
#artists on tumblr#digital art#illustration#fight club#fight club 1999#marla singer#the only woman ever#one day I'll realize I'm in love with her but I'm slow#in my mind cats adore her#she feeds her leftovers to strays#kinda an excuese to bring back the half blind cat from like november#also I need to figure out my artstyle cause omg#a literal always changing amalgamation#cause like I tried to reuse the artstyle from the previous post but I think trying too hard with it cancels its style#I'll draw the three of them in my different styles to understand what separates them from one another#awjsh2vw#also yesterday I finished my internship and the guys where I worked at gifted me a 1 meter shark plushie as a thanks I was screaming#(context it was a toys shop but I did graphics for them)#payday for real#martyryo
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im just saying that some of the people on this godforsaken webbed site would probably not survive watching siblings/young children interact irl
#do yall realize how little boundaries a five year old has bro#especially since they literally do not even understand the conCEPt of romance or sexuality????#fun fact me and my actual real life twin brother used to kiss each other on the mouth in preschool#coz it made all the other kids laugh and they'd dare us#and omg guess what? that was... wait for it... fuCKING NORMAL AND NOT AN ISSUE#yes i am rolling my eyes at the stupid bettertwin thing lmao#i hate the extent to which internet culture tries to make everything sanitized and adhere to RULES#that... dont even apply or make sense in the real world#“their tongues touched its TCEST--”#lmao they literally burst into tears five seconds later first of all#so if it is tcest then damn theyve got some relationship issues to work out i fucking guess#and also more importantly#holy shit touch grass#vent
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mtt therapy moment except dust keeps taking breaks to talk to phantom papyrus and horror just wants this to hurry up so it can get to his turn because he couldn't give two shits about dust and killer's trauma and killer physically cannot discuss his issues and just starts zoning out while crying for some reason during it
and i'm the therapist listening to all of this writing down notes fervently because ITS CANON MATERIAL CANON I NEED TO GET THE CANON MATERIAL
#i have to break apart like 34 potential fights with my otherdimensional godly creator powers#i would be an ass therapist i will not lie. infact i would make them worse with my knowledge of their lives. never put me in a room w them#OH MY GOD I JUST REVISTED THIS IDEA AFTER LEAVING IT TO COLLECT DUST (hehehe) IN MY DRAFYS FOR A MONTH#ANS TJIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HELP 😭😭😭😭😭 HELP😭😭😭😭😭😭#still real tho highkey i havent changed 1 bit. ITS CANON OMG WRITE THSY DOWN WHAY WERE THE EXACT REACTIONS#ive got these guys wearing microphones i got cameras in the room i got advanced psychologists watching to explain every detail#is it a therapy session or just a badly disguised interview#nooo nooo its therapy......DONT LEAVS!!!! (activates the chains (that coincidentally all are connected to eachother) (heheheheh))#now youCANT leave😈😈😈😈😈 not until im done asking my questions ASSHOLES. dont question the handcuffs that keep you guys together please#actually id probably get like nothing out of them because theyre all repressed and defensive and whatever. BUT im simply more determined so#tricule rant#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au#fandom event if the mtt ever became real. we're all lining up to the facility to ask one question#world's hardest challenge: if you could ask the murder time trio one thing what would it be#FUCK idk...... id simply hav too many questions!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!#triglycercule do your homework SHUT UO RESPONSIBLE VOICE IN MY HEAD!!!! I WONT!!!!! NOT UNTIL THIS IS DONE#fall headcanons for the trio when. i'll think of them once i'm done with homework#see a reward system! now i have a thought that i dont wanna say in tags this will be going to the side blog#anyways! i think that's enough drafts undrafted and posted i REALLY need to do my homework#i dont even have that much it's literally 2 assignments but i know damn well doing 1 of them is gonna bring me to dream and nightmare's age#sigh......... i hate school bring me back to summer break i wasSO productive. SMH
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rewatching the first episode of Hannibal and holy shit I forgot how good this is but it's actually insane that Brian fuller set up the ep like this, he introduces will and Hannibal by first briefly showing them at their core, at the darkest, most vile part of them---we get a glimpse behind the curtain---and then its gone, the curtain is snapped shut and we see their masks, their human suits.
Will empathizes with killers because he likes it, and he wants to kill but he refuses to give into the urge because he knows how much he'll like it and he won't be able to stop. So he lives vicariously through other killers, satisfying his own dark urge by feeding it little morsels of secondhand blood lust. Every crime scene he works gives the urge something that satisfies it, not enough for it to grow, but enough for it be sate. Enough that he can ignore it for long enough that he can walk around and be Professor Will Graham who is Weird, Brash, and Non-sociable.
And Hannibal is a cannibal at night and a psychiatrist by morning.
#hannibal#hannigram#hanniblogging#hannigram brainrot is real#also ive watched the entirety of hannibal like four times and everytime i watch it i still find stuff to lose my mind over#brian fuller the brain that you have#winston my beloved#also plzzzz the way hannibal was just gonna kill jack with like no hesitation#AND the way hannibal was fucking smitten from the moment he spoke to will#like wills all like i hate eye contract its distracting as hell and hannibal is just looking at him like 😍😍😍#plss you are embarrassing yourself#also question#when will was like how do you see me and hannibal said that shit about the mongoose and the snakes and will just looks at him like ????#do yall think he was confused because he was genuinely like dude what the actual fuck are you saying#or because he understood it#and the woman at hobbs' work being like two guys from the fbi#and neither of them are technically from the fbi#just two insane dudes having a first date by larping an active fbi investigation#omg and when will shoots hobbs he realizes that oh fuck this is my chance this is my chance to kill and finally satisfy that dark urge#so after he shoots him once he just keeps shooting shooting shooting till its impossible for hobbs to survive for hobbs to be dead#till it was will that killed him
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one of the things that fascinate me about thawne: yes, he CAN be normal with kids! surprisingly normal!
((not at all times, though. his mental illness still spills through and as usual he, in trying to manipulate or hurt others, spits out at them the exact stuff that would hurt him (or have in his childhood/barry's rejection interpretation) the most in the first place lmao))
but at the same time. his like second instinct when doing his bullshit is FUCK THEM (as) KIDS
(and, well. whatever this classifies as)
#whats wrong with him. seriously. he loves picking fights with literal children So Much#AND NONE OF THEM WITH WALLY ON THE MATTER OF BEING THE BIGGEST FLASH FAN. HOW DID THAT NEVER HAPPEN#about the middle page. honestly i DIDNT remember he is a Jerk in that way too until i checked his interactions with bart for this post#this man officially should not be allowed near children as a mentor.#just straight up drops ALL his insecurities on a poor kid in trying to make him feel ashamed. NO breaking the abuse cycle for this bad boy#the only thing he doesnt say is the direct 'you are a disappointment' altho the message is still the same 💀💀💀💀💀💀#AND I BET HES HELLA PROUD OF THAT. I MEAN CONSIDERING THIS FACT IG HE DOES TRY TO BE BETTER THAN HIS PARENTS. SOMEWHAT.#and omg he formulates his point like in problem based learning (leading the child to making the correct conclusion themselves)#im dying. professor to the fucking core.#and the way he feels the need to bring up flash facts in his appeal?? EO YOURE SO HOPELESS. THIS IS 100% HOW BART SAW HIM THROUGH#and god knows what he told thad promising to get him out of the speed force if he fought barry there and whether he was going to fulfill it#and do you even IMAGINE how FUCKED barry's mental condition would be growing up if thawne fulfilled his button threat#and i really REALLY wonder about the tornado twins and their relationship with 'uncle eobard' but that will be a separate post#he doesnt know any other way tho. and he might be actually mad at bart for not supporting his every action as The Flash#like. he tries to play family but the second they question he just goes WHATEVER. I DONT NEED IT. FLASH OF MY VISION RUNS ALONE#his problem is that he just wants attention. he doesnt see family/heroing for what 'its really about' or downsides that may come with them#everything is so idealized in his head. and the moment he faces reality with its complications the concept immediately gets antagonized.#and then he reconsiders and changes the conditions but fails each time never realizing the problem is his mindset and not everything else#black white at its finest yall#and man. RELATABLE.#also WHY is he standing LIKE A STATUE when appearing in front of bart????😭😭😭😭#poor museum rat has no idea what heroes in real life stand like#eobard thawne#professor zoom#reverse flash#the reverse flash#bart allen#the flash#dc
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Something something two sides of the same coin
Karlach and Astarion -- Your Best American Girl by Mitski
Sources for some of the clips used
#I heard this song and thought “omg its so them”#and then I thought “what if i made this as tragic as possible”#and then i made banana bread lol#anyway#i love them way too much i need them to be real#also mitski you owe me financial compensation i was just trying to make banana bread how dare you#bg3#bg3 edit#baldurs gate 3#bg3 astarion#bg3 karlach#astarion#karlach#astarion ancunin#karlach cliffgate#karlach and astarion#astarion and karlach#hellspawn#is that what were calling them these days#i think their duo name should be icyhot because that's fucking hilarious but i digress#hellspawn can be their ship name - icyhot can be their “we have no clue what this is but here it is” name#karlach x astarion#baldurs queue#my edits
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☆ omg hi!! ☆
i'm mai (she/her) and this is my debut post in the simblr world~ how excitinggggggg
i've been wanting to start a proper simblr acc to post gameplays and related stuff for the LONGEST TIME and now i finally felt comfortable to do so.
to kickstart this account, this is a photo of my new sim (and babyyyyy) lucas, that will start my legacy of wonders challenge and i'm SUPER EXCITED for it so please show me (BUT MOSTLY HIM PLS HE'S A CUTIE) lots of love and support!!! ♡
#i suck at introductions so idk what this was but HIIIIIII#im so awkward its kinda insane ✋️#but i hope to make simblr friendsssss#and i also hope to keep my motivation to post becauss THIS IS THE REAL STRUGGLE NGL#but hey... be serious... lucas is a cutie LOL#anyways#ts4#s4 simblr#simblr#sims 4 community#new simblr#what more to tag omg#new simmer#the sims community#simblr intro#*#*mine
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its been so long since i first shared my designs for them, so i thought i would try again with my new art skills :3
#i love them all so dearly man.....#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#petscop#paul leskowitz#petscop paul#belle leskowitz#petscop belle#carrie mark#petscop care#lina leskowitz#petscop lina#i do have an idea for what lina looks like but i think it's important that you don't see her face#like it separates her from marvin and rainer's idea of her. keeps the real her out of petscop#also about care: i made her more desaturated than paul bc i wanted to show how lifeless/unhappy her character is#not only is paul associated with a bolder colour but his hair is less limp and his face has more colour#i also think its interesting to have paul's eyes covered w/ his glasses. as if hes hiding a trait he cant get away from#omg also belle's hair!! i love the look of beads in braids in general but i thought it was a nice way to make her hair look like the mask-#-without changing the style or colour
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okay i felt like doodling mariger again maybe 2p desings im not sure still
#hetalia#draws#aph germany#aph#mariabcdraws#mariger#ludwig beilschmidt#aph nyo italy#germarii#mari hetalia#IEHEHEHE WHAT COLOR IS MY FAVORITE I THINK ITS OBVIOUS#AND ALSO OMG I NEED TO THINK ABOUT 2P BCUZ IM NOT MAKING 2P EVIL#nyo 2p italy#I love when people reblog and put them as they were real please do
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this is stale discourse at this point (and really idek if anyone dissented at the time) and im just a former band kid who hasn't studied music seriously in like 10 years and my grasp of music theory is rudimentary at best and the last thing i want to do is go to bat for hans zimmer or the mcu but i still can't get over people calling the veilguard theme 'marvel music' to put it down in comparison to the inquisition theme bc
what the fuck does that mean like i know what you think it means but please, define it in actual words and musical terms
is2g one viral youtube video from like 2013 made everyone think a theme's percieved 'uniqueness' or 'memorability' is the prevailing benchmark as to whether or not a piece of cinematic music is good
it signals a complete ignorance in both hans zimmer's AND trevor morris' discography
it also signals a lack of curiosity or genuine interest in movie/game scoring like you don't *actually* care about the technical/craftsmanship aspect, you care about the emotions you associate with Inquisition's music
saying 'marvel music' as a put-down like the composer for the avengers films, alan silvestri, didn't also score several tumblr-darling films including but not limited to back to the future and night at the museum and don't try to tell me people weren't bUMPING the avengers theme in 2012 like i was there gandalf don't rewrite history like this
i just know people are saying this without realizing trevor morris scored marvel's iron fist
not an actual point i just think everyone needs the reminder that veilguard's score is not just zimmer, lorne balfe (asscreed III, hbo his dark materials) is also credited
like it's perfectly fine to just not like veilguard's music, or have inquisition's be your favorite, but come on if you're going to talk about it critically at least put in the effort
#dragon age#'i wanted morris to come back' well i wanted sarah schachner to take a stab at it so neither of us got what we wanted#i don't even have anything against inquisition's ost i quite like it but get real omg#veilguard's theme has classical williams-esque sensibilities with a lot of interesting iterations on its core thesis#lost elf/dark solas theme is memorable but i think the veilguard theme captures solas' complexities and internal struggle way more#and i refuse to pretend that it doesn't!!
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Tyler, I'm grateful to you; for everything that you've done for me.
These lines from the movie gave me the idea of Narrator conjuring up Tyler wayyy before the fight at Lou's tavern, the initial introduction on the airplane, and even before them checking each other out at the nude beach. It's pretty interesting to think about, and I found a Reddit post discussing this theory too.
I can imagine Tyler helping Narrator stand up to his bullies not through the classic savior type of way but through the Tyler Durden method. He'd tell him something like "I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you're gonna fight back, and we're gonna keep doing this until you've gathered up enough courage to do the same to them, because the adults in your life aren't doing jack to put an end to this", basically turning a portion of Narrator's childhood into a more messed up version of Karate Kid (i suppose it's kinda like a manifestation of Narrator's self-loathing early on.)
After that Tyler went into hibernation for 20 years or so, then made a comeback because he could sense the Narrator was turning back to being spineless and feeble and becoming the kind of grown-up that they both hated. Narrator got a gut punch from Tyler as a coming-back-home gift and he was like "this feels oddly familiar" lol
Essentially, the whole thing happened because Narrator never grew out of his imaginary friend phase.
#guys idk what im talking about#fight club#soapshipping#OMG im so glad that i decided to add lineart#i've been itching to do that for so long but my stubborn brain kept telling me to not mix mediums cUz iTs cHarCoAL#just stupid honestly#and i was contemplating not giving Tyler a shadow#cuz i kinda wanted to replicate the 'people who arent real dont have shadows' concept in those creepy stories#but i just love my light and shadow too much#so is he real. is he not real. doesn't matter. chuck would've wanted the ambiguity
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