#baldurs queue

[orangechickenpillow]

The experience of playing bg3 is saying something thats perfectly normal and socially acceptable and then having Astarion immediately go

[alicelufenia]

Say what you will about Baldur's Gate 3, one of their best design choices was to make elf aging stop at human middle age, so instead of centuries old perfect supermodels we have the smoking hottest chads with smile lines who've ever lived.

Also was mentioned in the notes that I forgot about Jaheira. I must rectify that!

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BALDUR'S GATE 3 — gale dekarios (9/?)

our home ❤️‍🏠🐾

[napo-leo-art]

I think he's relying on his old script a little too much

[javsarts]

Good End~

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Totally unrelated-ish but fic below cut if u want lol :D

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55994872/chapters/142207756

[lilianhuas]

Spin The Wheel for Baldur’s Gate 3 Characters!

platonic marriage (wed) option is included. Inspired

[coreene]

I will say this in my day to day life now:

Halsin: By Silvanus' mossy beard... devnote: awe/alarm

👆 This was Halsin's reaction to seeing the Apostle of Myrkul. 👇 This is Jaheira's xD

Jaheira: Hello, Death. I like your hat. devnote: Flat and casual - a boss has just undergone a hideous and dramatic transformation in front of the party, becoming an avatar of death - complete with intimidating and elaborate headpiece. It signs off its villain speech with 'I AM DEATH!' Jaheira has seen it all before.

She is the mother of all dad jokes and no fucks given xD

[astarionancuntnin]

shes working on her words of encouragement

(more bg3)

[aristenfromwarsaw]

Astarion

[utterdrip]

aha!

[rielzero]

:( He wanted cuddles.

[orangechickenpillow]

In my mind, whenever Karlach and Astarion are like sitting or lounging around, Astarion sits right between Karlach's legs. Like you know, she does her man spread and props her arms on her knees and Astarion sits between her legs, leaning back on her chest and judges everyone hardcore while Karlach is behind him just loving every minute of it like :3

I think he'd like it because she's so warm (and i feel like he's always cold), and it's also a way for him to get physical touch in a relatively non-intimate way. And Karlach's just happy when anyone touches her at all -- he could probably punch her in the gut and she'd call him adorable ("Please, I would never" he'd insist and Gale would be like "Yeah because you're likely to break your hand" and again Karlach's just like :3)

So Astarion sits between her legs and very aggresively judges people while she smiles and makes jokes and chats it up. It's like when really pretty girls have those giant attack dogs -- except you know the dog probably has like a duck stuffie that it sleeps with and is just being scary for appearances (*ahem* Astarion)

But there's just one problem, and it's that whenever Karlach gets excited (which is often) her first instinct is to squeeze the thing directly in front of her. If she gets excited and Astarion is in her lap, it's like a saw trap going off -- you can only see his limbs poking out as she practically tackles him, and everyone at camp is yelling in horror because You've got the Tiny Man, remember!!! and your thighs are about to crack his skull like a watermelon!!!

So everyone's made it a point to not say anything Exciting to Karlach when Astarion takes up his position on the lap of his own personal heater (and, fine, *maybe* friend) that way she doesn't accidentally kill him ("I would never" she'd insist, and Shadowheart would be like "Babes, you almost did")

[aphel1on]

galdurs bate text post meme. i love these tadfools

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BALDUR'S GATE 3 — astarion ancunín (1/?)

You don't know what it was like. There was no way out. So don't you ever judge me for doing what Cazador ordered.

[badmarilynart]

Am I posting these photos everywhere because I can't get over the fact this actually happened? yea 😭❤️

[sweeetestcurse]

Scenery in Baldur’s Gate 3 08/??