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Me: I'm not going to bed at 4am again!

Me: -goes to bed at 3:40am-

Success!

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this fanart of shinsou is making me act the fuck up

gonna need to write grumpy dilf shinsou STAT

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It's kinda wild that apparently masking all the time is NOT the flex I thought it was.

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Thank you so much for participating in BleachSmutFest 2025! Your entries were absolutely exquisite. I loved your Grimmjow fics!!! Delinquent Grimmjow had me going feral! And the kinks and trope one…WOW! Loved it! 

Once again thank you! 

Hope to see you at BleachSmutFest 2026.

Love,

@bleachsmutfest @villainsrtasty

Aw thanks! It was fun doing an event and seeing that Bleach's fanbase is still ongoing and more people are writing their own reader inserts! It will be fun to do it again soon!

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As of today, in two months I'm going to have to leave my student accommodation and I'll officially no longer be a student. I'm actually really sad about it. Doing a Master's Degree has been amazing. This is the happiest I've been since before the pandemic and now it's almost over.

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I want a thigh tattoo. I want a cunty thigh tattoo to show off when I wear shorts.

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Ohno...I made a mistake. Urahara is actually in 6th place, not Shinji, with 95.

Which means he pushes Mayuri out of the Top Ten.

Oops...

So I got bored and decided to look up which Bleach character has the most Reader Inserts on Ao3 and here are the top ten (at the current time of writing - I expect this to rapidly change):

Aizen Sosuke with 145 (all according to keikaku)

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez with 134 (at least four of which are probably mine lmao)

Ichigo Kurosaki with 106

Byakuya Kuchiki with 104

Kenpachi Zaraki with 103

Shinji Hirako with 92 (I can imagine him pouting he didn't crack the top five while Aizen is the most popular)

Shunsui Kyoraku with 84

Ukitake Juushiro with 76

Renji Abarai with 71

Mayuri Kurostuchi with 67 (This one was a surprise honestly...I like Mayuri but I didn't expect him to have many fics)

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And Dabi is the winner! 👑 I have a fun spicy fic idea for him, I'll try to finish it before the month's up. But I do have a Doflamingo plotbunny that won't leave me alone so maybe he'll get a turn too.

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You when I told you Aizen was #1:

So I got bored and decided to look up which Bleach character has the most Reader Inserts on Ao3 and here are the top ten (at the current time of writing - I expect this to rapidly change):

Aizen Sosuke with 145 (all according to keikaku)

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez with 134 (at least four of which are probably mine lmao)

Ichigo Kurosaki with 106

Byakuya Kuchiki with 104

Kenpachi Zaraki with 103

Shinji Hirako with 92 (I can imagine him pouting he didn't crack the top five while Aizen is the most popular)

Shunsui Kyoraku with 84

Ukitake Juushiro with 76

Renji Abarai with 71

Mayuri Kurostuchi with 67 (This one was a surprise honestly...I like Mayuri but I didn't expect him to have many fics)

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So I got bored and decided to look up which Bleach character has the most Reader Inserts on Ao3 and here are the top ten (at the current time of writing - I expect this to rapidly change):

Aizen Sosuke with 145 (all according to keikaku)

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez with 134 (at least four of which are probably mine lmao)

Ichigo Kurosaki with 106

Byakuya Kuchiki with 104

Kenpachi Zaraki with 103

Shinji Hirako with 92 (I can imagine him pouting he didn't crack the top five while Aizen is the most popular)

Shunsui Kyoraku with 84

Ukitake Juushiro with 76

Renji Abarai with 71

Mayuri Kurostuchi with 67 (This one was a surprise honestly...I like Mayuri but I didn't expect him to have many fics)

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If anybody ever describes me as a "future wife and mother", I should be allowed to suckerpunch them in the face.

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I decided to go through all my Switch games and finish the ones I haven't played through yet, so I've started a new game for Tales of Vesperia since the last time I picked it up was apparently 2019.

...And then when I did I remembered why, because Estelle is so fucking annoying.

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Imagine you have somehow caught the attention of Sir Crocodile and he demands you go to dinner with him. It's not a question.

He's a meticulous guy and determined to do things properly - sure, he could just have you over his desk, but he wants to wine and dine. So, you receive an invitation to this swank restaurant you couldn't possibly afford. You pick out the nicest outfit you own, still feel shabby and not up to par. He looks great as usual and even smells expensive - cigars and leather and something warmer, like amber. Your eyes peruse the menu, but even the starters are eye-wateringly expensive. So you just ask for a water and decide to eat the free bread so he doesn't think you're taking the piss.

Crocodile is offended! Does he look poor to you? He'll glare at you, cigar clenched between his teeth, and say he didn't bring you here for you to stand on ceremony and nibble breadsticks all night, damn it. He's only satisfied when you order what you actually want and he doesn't bat an eyelid an how outrageously steep the bill is, nor does he care you don't know the exact year the wine was made or which fork you eat your dessert with. The point is, he's rich, he can buy what he wants, and what he wants is your company.

After that, somehow everything else stops seeming so important.

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You know you're down bad for a character when you dream about him...more than once in a row.

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Gin, to Rangiku: "You must know. Surely you must know, it was all for you."