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Wow, so I've just realised that Smithy and Nessa are a literally a mainstream media enemies-to-lovers slowburn otp all along.

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I'm not really a big holiday person, but Merry Xmas!

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Toji forgot to prepare Christmas gift for ya, but he always knows what to gift instead - himself ♥ Been stresfull lately, so couldn't finish this work as I wanted to, but didn't want to drop it, so here it is. Hope you guys are doing great! ♥ P.S - FULL on my EVIL twitter account hehe

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Remember that even good changes can make us feel depressed, because, as creatures of habit, we're resistant to change. That doesn't mean that it wasn't the right choice.

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I just found an old post where I had a dream a couple of years ago where my dad was a food-taster for a king and got poisoned. Then when I called him the next day, he told me he had food poisoning that night. Weird.

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......everyone say thank you ariana

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If you wanted proof of what a little nerd I am, my mum and I went shopping today and I was so excited to get my hands on this cheese. I tried it at an event back in April and I've been thinking of it since them. I cannot WAIT to put this in my mouth.

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i'm tired of pretending not to find jensen ackles hot. he is. he just kind of scares me.

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I'm having an UM ACTUALLY- moment, but I've seen some posts recently being like, acting like Grimmjow isn't smart? And they probably are joking or mean it affectionately, but it lowkey bothers me that people seem to think quiet/calm = smart and brash/rowdy = unintelligent. Yeah, he's no mega-genius manipulator like Aizen, Urahara or whatnot, but Grimmjow is definitely intelligent. Also he's my favourite character in Bleach so I feel obligated to defend my man. So, some examples:

He is the Espada who openly states several times that Aizen doesn't give a shit about his subordinates, despite his pretence of calling them "my dear Espada" and giving them tea and so on. He knows that Aizen only cares for himself and his own ambition and he personally experiences this when Aizen makes him back off from attacking Tousen after slicing off his arm, or when he purposefully has Orihime heal Grimmjow in front of Luppi with the intent to make the two duke it out for position as Sixth. (Also, he was equally shocked as Luppi - probably moreso - when Orihime gave his arm back, but unlike Luppi he didn't let it distract him from immediately dispatching his rival.) Even Starrk, an Espada who people praise a lot for being cool-headed and intelligent, is surprised by Aizen's callousness, shown when he laments that Aizen didn't even spare a word for Barragan when he was killed by Hachi and Soi Fon. Starrk and Halibel felt gratitude towards Aizen for helping them find companions/giving them a place of safety, respectively, so they were more blinkered in how they viewed him. Grimmjow always saw Aizen for the power-hungry being he is, he only sided with him because it was convenient for his goals (to get stronger) and probably meant death if he didn't.

Also he clocks Tousen's tea and outright says the reason Tousen dislikes him is because he's projecting - Tousen is indeed projecting his dislike of Kenpachi, another 'feral beast' (a feral beast who outsmarted him when Kenpachi figured out how to counter Tousen's bankai lol) onto Grimmjow. Grimmjow has never even met Kenpachi but he is perceptive enough to see Tousen's pettiness towards him is extreme considering Tousen and Grimmjow barely know each other.

(Also he has enough common sense to pretend to be loyal to Aizen even though both of them know he isn't - he only calls Aizen "Aizen-sama" when Aizen is present and pretends he's killing Ichigo for Aizen when he's doing it because of his own grudge. Grimmjow is reckless but he's also an extremely pragmatic person.)

Grimmjow is actually one of the few Bleach antagonists to state the simple, practical solution - kill Ichigo asap before he gets too strong to be a problem. He criticised Ulquiorra for not ending him when Ichigo was able to stand up to him, and goes to Karakura down just to do that and he's only stopped by Tousen's arrival. Later, when Ichigo and co invade Hueco Mundo, Grimmjow again says they need to kill him now because he's invaded their homeland. He wasn't to know that Aizen was planning for this and wanted to thin out the amount of shinigami available to defend Karakura Town, and Aizen shuts him down, but Grimmjow is proven right because Ichigo ends up killing Ulquiorra despite Ulquiorra using his secret, strongest form to fight him, and he's pivotal in Aizen getting sealed away. (I know Urahara was ultimately the one who stopped Aizen but Ichigo was still necessary for that to happen.)

Grimmjow instantly figures out how Ichigo's Hollowfication works even though he's never seen it before, noting Ichigo started breathing heavily the minute the mask broke and that when Ichigo gets into the stance to try putting on the mask again, Grimmjow notes even if Ichigo is able to summon it, he won't be able to maintain it long enough for it to matter.

He states to Orihime that Ulquiorra was the one to kill Ichigo because his wound matches Ulquiorra's Hollow hole and it's a habit of Ulquiorra's to strike prey of particular interest there. Again, pretty observant.

He knows early on that Orihime is important to Ichigo and vice-versa and exploits it for his own gain, like when he makes Orihime heal Ichigo without telling her why until she was almost finished and then purposefully making some of his attacks get dangerously close to hitting Orihime and Nel to force Ichigo to block them because he wants to make Ichigo take the fight seriously - he knows the fastest, most efficient way to do that is to target someone who matters dearly to Ichigo.

I'm sure there's more examples, it's been a fat minute since I watched OG Bleach, these are just off the cuff. And this doesn't just apply to Grimmjow! Other characters who kind of get fanon characterised as "haha what an idiot" when they actually aren't. I know most of it is said in jest, I just feel like Kubo puts a lot of effort into his character writing and I wanted to showcase it a bit here. There's all different types of intelligence, after all.

Also, while I'm being pedantic - Grimmjow is not wearing eyeliner. They're facial markings, most arrancar have them in either base or release form.

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Not sure if it's a tumblr bug or what but I seem to have significantly less followers than I did like two months ago? It's taken me a while to notice tbh lol. I'm not sure what I could have posted to explain it but oh well.

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I have Chuuya Nakahara brainrot and it is ENTIRELY your fault.❤ Please help me out with some Chuuya headcanons. SFW, NSFW, what he eats for breakfast. I'm begging for scraps at this point. XD

I answered half of this, got distracted and forgot. Sorry! SFW: - I feel like Chuuya's a big fan of meat-based dishes? I don't know why but he screams CARNIVORE to me, so if you go out for a meal with him, expect him to order something like steak or pork. He'll grumble if you pinch food off his plate, but if you're his friend or date he'll look the other way. Just don't take the piss. - He likes to shop! Chuuya's a man with his own distinctive personal style so he'll hit the town and stroll around, seeing what's on offer. He's got plenty of money and what better to spend it on than some sweet new suit or anything else that takes his fancy? - He has a motorbike as we see in Dead Apple, but good lord this man gets some bad road rage. If he's stuck in a 5pm traffic jam when everybody wants to go home he is screaming and yelling behind the wheel like he's been demonically possessed. "GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE LANE YOU MISERABLE OLD FUCK!!" NSFW: - This man can go for several rounds a night. He's got fucking insane stamina, and he loves to overstim you until your thighs are shaking and you're begging him to stop. He'd probably fuck you until you passed out if he got too into it. - Loves, loves, LOVES dirty talk. He prefers to lavish you with praise than degrade you, but he'll do either or both if that's what you want. Anything for his lil doll. <3 "Fuck, babe, you feel so fuckin' good...been thinking about this all damn day..." - To be honest, he's a bit of a simp - once he gets a dedicated partner he'd do anything for them, so accusations from his friends that he's whipped aren't untrue. He also likes to front that he's a dom, but he's a switch through and through. Despite being crazy powerful with his ability, Chuuya blushes like a schoolboy when he gets teased.

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I think it's really funny how if you showed somebody who didn't know Bleach at all a picture of the Gotei 13 and asked them to guess who's the parent out of them, they'd probably pick Ukitake or Unohana or maybe Byakuya.

Literally nobody's first thought or even second would be to look at Kenpachi and Mayuri and be like, "Ah yes, they look like they know a thing or two about raising kids."

I love the feral girldads.

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I think one of my New Year's Resolutions is going to be to stop apologising all the time. I was looking for an old post yesterday and when I want through my archives, I have so many where I'm like, "Oh no, I feel so bad for not writing X/Y/Z..." And it's like, dude, nobody gives a flying fuck if you write anything except for you. Stop feeling bad when nobody else cares.

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the fact that antony irl looks like billy fucking butcher kills me every time tho😭😭 like the FUCK is that beard sunglasses and spiky hair for. AND THE FUCKING NECKLACE?

also look at that reflection huh *sweats*

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Sometimes it's like I could say absolutely anything and it would get the same reaction. It doesn't even matter what.

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HOLY SHIT.

Mark Gatiss is speaking at my university and I have a ticket to see him!!! Oh and I think I've twisted my ankle because I fell down some stairs.

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I didn't think in December 2024 I'd be given two new men to simp over - Fiyaro and his incredibly tight trousers and the CEO assassin and that damned smile, but here we are.