#omfg... this is such a good concept

[fatuismooches]

its your boy. the one and only 😈

i bring—surprise surprise! fluff.

recently i've been really obsessing at the idea of akademiya zandik actually having someone to look up to!! like his senior 🥺 someone who approves of his research and is actively critiquing him as an equal, commenting about his papers how he expected his peers would back then,, and i can just imagine a head over heels zandik trailing where ever you went,, because you have the sweetest smile and he feels so happy just being your side. and you seem happy having him close to you even though he's not talkin and just reading or writing. you tell him stuff he didn't know and he's in awe on how smart you are.,, you're not like those narrow-minded scholars in the akademiya, thats why you're far more famous in the akademiya,, like oh, your darshan's sage has their eyes on you??? everyone asks for your opinion or be in your expiditions???

and he feels sooo special when u refuse others because, well, zandik was first to get your attention so now he's going on an expedition with you. alone! and ahhh he LOOOVEESS when you defend him against others scholars whenever they comment on him badly.,, like zandik offers a solution that wasn't even inhumane but people still look at him in disgust because how dare he suggest even a thing when he's the freak of akademiya and you step up, agreeing with him and passive aggressively calling out others with a tense smile...

idk i really wanna give zandik someone who he could look up to n make him feel somewhat normal about his ideas 😭😭😭😭

OH MY. OH MY MYMYMY EUDEWWD i am actually eating this up so much... Zandik falling in love with his senior will be occupying my mind forever now thanks. Even better when you're a well-respected member of the Akademiya, everyone expects you to condemn and criticize the actions of Zandik. And he doesn't expect anything else from you at first, he thought you were just like the rest of them. But nope! Unlike the rest of your fellow scholars, instead of dismissing his work with barely a passing glance, you sat down and read it. You annotated it. You highlighted bits you agreed with, disagreed with, questions, parts that needed further clarification. All handed back to him with a smile on your face and a pat on his back, as you walked away happily.

Zandik's stunned and is already a bit head over heels.

All the other scholars are now blowing up at you. Someone like you shouldn't be doing this! He goes against what the Akademiya stands for! Why are you entertaining him! He and his ideas are freakish! You're going to regret it in the end! All you hear is a bunch of whining and crying. Sure, his ideas aren't quite normal, but perhaps the Akademiya needs to reconsider their standards! Maybe that's why nothing good ever comes out of the school besides scholars with a whole lot of ego with nothing to show for it! Your blatant defense of him has both your fellow classmates and Zandik shocked and quiet. Although Zandik was oddly touched by your attention to his work, he wasn't quite sure if you could be trusted or not, after all, he was used to people shitting on him all the time, but this declaration to the whole of the Akademiya just solidifies the beginning of his obsession with you.

Suddenly he has copies of every single academic paper you've ever written, thoroughly studying them and learning about your research and interests too. He realizes not only are you so incredibly intelligent, but you're open-minded to many things. The best possible combination. It's only this one time he slightly curses himself for not paying more attention to the Akademiya's affairs, because how did he miss how much even the sages like you and how people are begging you to reread their essays or tutor them? And then... it starts to go past that. He wants to know everything about you. Zandik wants to know what makes you smile, tick, what you do in your free time... do you have more things in common than he thought? No, no of course he's not trying to be your friend! He's merely interested. Curious.

Zandik's so strangely into you. Instead of locking himself up in his room all day, he finds himself coming out to find you, which he does rather quickly with how much people are crowding you with questions. But as soon as you spot him, you brighten up and break away from them, making him stiffen from all the eyes on him now. Though you merely drag him away from there and he lets you!! And you take him out to... lunch? With desert too? For such a genius, you are so... weird sometimes. You're the one chatting away and gossiping and dumping about so many things that aren't important at all while he's just nodding... but he likes it.

DUDE Zandik feels on top of the world whenever you ignore others for him 😭😭❤️🥺 Like he just gets this shit-eating grin on his face as he sneers at the other person. Hah, did they really think they were worthy of your attention? Your brilliance? These idiots don't deserve your brain much less your kindness. He still thinks you entertain them too much, your intelligence should be spent on far more important things. AND UGHH YESS <33 Being his #1 defender <33 He genuinely loves you so much for that, going out of your way to defend someone like him that everyone hates so much. He knows that no matter what you say people won't change but... it's nice.

You two going on expeditions alone... yes the work gets done obviously, you two are smart enough to get it done easily... but it drags on far longer than initially planned because you keep kissing Zandik when he starts talking all smartly, and when he gets a super cute concentrated look on his face... and then he yells at you for wasting time... and you kiss him again because he's cute when he's mad... yea the expeditions are totally productive! 🤭 I just think Zandik deserves to feel special and flustered. Bby needs some positive attention on him for once.

[winwintea]

does anyone stan purple kiss? i really like their music and they have such a fire discography… but i know nothing about the members 😭

they’re coming to where i live but idk if i should go see them bc idk anything about the members

[romansgoodluckcharm]

Okay, but Intruality w/ robo-Patt

Remus ignoring Patton's childcare protocols that try to keep people out (it's for safety more than discomfort) so he can tug on every wire that makes Patton glitch and squeal

Ohhh oh my god holy shit this is so good. Patton who insists on staying professional, the words automated and spilling through his lips before he can even think about it, but Remus can hear his fans kicking up so he doesn't overheat, can see his lens whirl to try and take in as much of Remus as he possibly can

Remus who tells Patton just what it wants to do to him as it steps closer and closer, getting more vulgar by the second, and Patton's processor is working over-time to take it all in, and for a split-second he's worried Remus'll surely get burnt from how hot his metal burns, but then Remus is pressing up against him and Patton can barely see the million pop-ups in the edges of his peripherals, can only see and feel Remus

Bonus points if Pat has no genitalia and is so fuckin desperate all throughout, Remus having to get creative to make them both feel good <333 rubbing against wires nd shoving it's fingers in ports nd biting at silicone casings nd breathing cool air against his motors till Patton's voice synthesiser is glitching nd warbling <33 overwhelming Pat so bad his UI seems to crash and he loses all rationale, fucked silly teehees

[themaybeman]

THE TOUCHY FEELY FOOL MV... HOLY SHITTT

[crispycreambacon]

My friend @couchpotato1206 and I just finished our English exams, and she sent this message

My friend started off with her saying she named the characters Ryan and the Professor—using his real name Connie. I got extremely excited and asked her what she wrote.

She said she killed the Professor. Mf can't escape death even outside his show what the HYELL

So I demand for more details 'cause WHAT THE HYELL. Her prompt was apparently: Write a narrative story that included the phrase "I knew what I had to do. I just didn't like doing it."

And so she wrote a story with the following details:

Ryan and the Professor are married

The Professor is a woman now 'cause our country hates gay people smh

One day while Ryan and the Professor were in a car ride, Ryan accidentally swerved which caused a car accident and put the Professor in a coma.

The story takes place 99 days after the coma. The Professor was currently on life support.

The whole story is essentially Ryan and the Professor's mom, Dinosara—named Sara in this story—debating with each other on whether to take the Professor off life support.

Obviously Ryan didn't want to kill his. wife. And Dinosara didn't want to kill her daughter, but she thought that not pulling the plug would just prolong the Professor's suffering.

They cried. A lot.

Eventually, Ryan finally agreed with her—that's when he dropped the "I knew what I had to do. I just didn't like doing it." line—and the fic ends with Ryan taking the Professor off life support.

[powerhunt]

being violently horny one like 1-2 days of the month and ace-spec the rest is so annoying. i need a fuckbuddy for the love of god.

[akascow]

just watched 21 jump street and looked up the cast bc thats what i do when i watch movies and found out that there was a tv show also named 21 jump street that the movie was a kinda sorta but not really sequel to the show and that the random cameo with johnny depp at the end was in fact not a random famous comedic actor cameo at all bc he was like the main character in the original tv show and that led me down a weird rabbit hole (incoming pun not intended) and learned about the other cops in that show one of them being Judy Hoffs which if youre like me ur former disney brain immediately connected that to Judy Hopps from zootopia and looked it up to see if it was intentional and apparently the name (and job) similarities were not supposed to be a reference on the zootopia team's part and its "just a play on how rabbits jump" and they were "unaware of the 21 jump street character when naming judy" which i think is some pretty big bullshit because theres no way a character who's first name is Judy and last name is hopps (spelled with two P's the way hoFFs is spelled) and just so happens to also be a young and brand new cop is just a crazy random coincidence

[baffledapple]

once again i am being subjected to "educational courses on generative AI" (lengthy advertisements that the higher ups want us to watch so they can say that we are trained in AI)

[iceunhie]

for the sunday truthers i know: @synqiri @harmonysanreads this fic ate down

HIS ANATOMY ੭୧ . . . Growing wings hurt, wing aches and fevers happen, but it doesn’t hurt as much as it does because through the pain, you were his ultimate comfort. So he gets more needy for your affections. [1.3k wc]

Sunday x gn!reader. fluff! content. so much physical touch. intimate. childhood sweethearts agenda.

Thinking about how the Halovian species can grow secondary wings in their bodies. For them, wings are such an odd physical attribute to possess. It not only shows your right of heritage for being sweet sirens of Penacony but wings in particular are random in their sprouts around the body.

Some halovians do not have wings, only accessorized halos and divine voices enough to turn mere water to SoulGlad wine. But those who do have wings, it will most likely sprout behind the ears—a pair of feathers that would first feel ticklish upon birth, but it would naturally grow similarly to hair as you get older.

Secondary wings come later in the years, Robin and Sunday’s wings started sprouting above their pelvic girdle, when they reached thirteen; the stage of puberty. It was first noticed on Sunday once when he had removed his tunic, ready to take a shower, Robin had pointed out the protruding skin just above his lower body: the formation of scapula bone, smaller than the primary bone on the shoulder.

“It’s growing.” You murmur, fascinated. Sunday could feel you reach out to touch the protruding bone, a comforting touch against the warmth of his skin.

Robin’s beside you, reaching out to feel her brother’s growing wing bone beneath his skin. She speaks enthusiastically, “I heard that it takes a couple of weeks for the socket bone to form, then after the bone, deltoid and triceps will form connecting wing humerus, radius, ulna and manus to give the wings independent movement and balance!”

“The lasts are nerve bundles, the epidermis, the follicles of the wings then the feathers, but that won’t happen till months later, now if you please.” Sunday softly swats both your hands away so he can finally retreat to the bathroom, he cannot help but smile as giggles from the two of you follow after his departure.

Days passed after the first discovery and if anything, it was an irritating process to have wings sprouting in your secondary stage. Sunday had unfortunately caught a high fever since, his lower back continues to ache, ache and ache. He was already given medicine for the pain and as he lays helpless on his mattress he hears his door creak open so softly like a psalm against the wooden floor, then the pitter patter of footfall.

“Sunday…” the young boy cracks his eyes open, a dizzying gaze trying to concentrate over the small figure poking their nose up his mattress.

Your name leaving his lips sounds weak, breathless. “You’re not allowed in here.”

“I just wanted to come see you.” He hears the small pout in your tone. “I’ve missed you already.”

Sunday, a boy so young and resolute falls helpless at your whining, even in his state he reaches for your hand, clasping your fingers together. “It’s only been a few days.” He musters up a small smile, just for you. “I’ll give you my full attention when i’m better, okay?”

“Okay.” You cannot help but feel the need to intertwine your small fingers with his, Sunday flushes at the action. “If it hurts tell me, I want to stay by your side until it stops hurting for you.”

The boy stills at your declaration. “You’d do that for me?”

“Of course I will.”

“You promise?”

The tightening of your clasped fingers is all Sunday needs to know, a smile so tender stretches across his face. Despite the pain, your warmth seems to honey down his fever. As per your agreement, you stick by him. You chatted about anything and everything under the sun until Robin joined the two of you a few minutes later. The three of you idled by, basking in each other’s company. The night ends with your head beside Sunday’s, Robin at the other end of the sick boy, humming a lullaby for the two of you turning the night sweeter than usual.

After Sunday’s fever subsided, it took about a month or two before the wings successfully sprouted. Robin’s wings started a few weeks after Sunday had his. Years passed since, that meant more wings sprouting for Sunday’s, the irritating ache of growing wing bones had become mild as he got older, and the annoyance of having to tuck his wings under his coat had become the norm, a mundanity—but Sunday’s mind is forever stuck upon your determined promise back when you were still children, so whenever new wing bones appear, he immediately seeks for your comfort, a needy man grasping for your embraces and simple touches that massages aches from his body, today is no different.

“How’s your back?” You asked. “Any growing aches, back pains?”

“Just a slight sting,” Sunday replies, fixing his cufflinks meticulously. But the truth is, wing aches weren’t as painful now as they were when he was younger. In fact it doesn’t hurt at all, but he keeps silent, watching at the end of his gaze as you made your way to him, frown evident on your lips.

He feels two of your fingertips pushing against his spine.

“Take your shirt off then, I’ll massage you.”

Sunday tips his head over his shoulder, flops of grey hair falling precariously over his hooded golden eyes. “You sure?”

With a breathy exhale, you’ve beckoned him. “Turn to me now.” He obliges immediately, when he’s turned to face you—you had softly tugged him closer by his tie, expert hands unbuttoning his dress shirt.

“You’re asking me as if I haven’t been doing this for years.” You chide him playfully, Sunday merely laughs. Cold gnaws softly against his bare shoulders when his shirt falls from his body, revealing white wings from underneath. Now as an adult, Sunday has grown wings on his lower hip, the wings behind his ears, the ones flapping from the back of his neck and two more on his head, the ones growing now are the large ones in his backside, he feels your hands reach out to push the supposed ache on his shoulder.

A soft grunt cannot be prevented when he finally, finally feels your touch staggering into a bundle of nerves on his wings. He feels you trace the sensitive flesh and soft feathers with delicacy, following a clumsy pattern down the bone then the ridge of his vertebrae like you’re counting the columns of his spine.

His heart is at war with himself, hammering and loud in his ears as he becomes hyper fixated with your touch, he just had to be selfish a bit.

“You know, Robin mentioned that kissing the aches can alleviate the pain.” Childish, really. Heat is quick to simmer on the shell of his ears, his bare shoulders and the apple of his cheeks after his pathetic excuse to have your lips on him.

He hears you laugh, and Sunday remains quiet, more flushed red and warm by the second.

“So demanding. You needy, needy man.”

“Oh spare me your remarks, Dove.”

“I wasn’t laughing at you!”

Sunday huffs. “But you were laughing still.”

“Okay, okay you sweet pea, I'm sorry for laughing.” You say but your breath can be felt at the back of his neck, fluttering gently like a buttercup.

You had pressed a dainty kiss at the skin of his neck, just at the radix of where one of his wings were situated. Sunday had come so far to know you that he remembers how much you favor staying in a routine, a pattern. Your kisses fall similar to your paradigm, for you had traced your lips down the lines of his spine, sending sparks of electricity through his arteries.

By the time you finish, Sunday could’ve sworn his entire back is stained by the pulpy ventures of your lips.

Your voice is quiet, a crack more vulnerable than before. “Better?”

“Yes, better.” He says, then he turns his body around, a gentle palm cupping against the back of your head. He brings his lips close, closer, so close to your own it’s almost touching.

“It’s like the pain was never even there. You have dutifully nursed me back to health, so therefore as a man of my word I can finally give you my full attention as promised.”

AUTHOR NOTE ! This specific piece is to say thank you for 400 followers, also partly because i’m currently so in love with Sunday. The wing concept was originally for a Sunday fic series i’m planning but i got too impatient ><

[trashmuis]

God, thinking about it some more... when i meet bill moseley... i'm going to want to look cute for a photo and bc it helps with my confidence so maybe i wont be so nervous (bc of course im nervous meeting anyone i respect irl) and then i consider it and like... im gonna be in a nice outfit and put on makeup and stuff, trying to look good... for motherfucking CHOP TOP

IMAGINE TRYING TO LOOK GOOD FOR GODDAMN CHOP TOP

[planetamarte]

shadow in sonic boom makes me sooo fucking sad not just cause of how badly mischaracterized he was but just as a concept i wouldve loved to see the in-universe explanation for it. like yeah sega Was just fucking him up completely but with the point of view that hes a different iteration of shadow, if the cartoon had taken itself a little more seriously or the boom games had some actual story regarding him (BESIDES JUST SHOWING UP TO GET HIS SHIT ROCKED?) i wonder if the question of a different shadow backstory wouldve ever been answered. i especially think about the line "what makes you weak? your loyalty to your pathetic friends" cause mainline shadow's entire schtick upon introduction is that he was trying to fulfill a promise he made to his friend LMFAO. but boom is dead and gone so

[harrysfolklore]

I DESPERATELY NEED THEM PIASTRI FICS 💳💳💥

FIRST OSCAR FIC 🥺 i know this concept has been done before but i loved how this one turned out and i hope you do too ! lmk your thoughts

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

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yourinstagram GUTS has been out for a week !! what’s yalls favorite song? 🤧

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ynfan1 DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE

mtv definitely get him back!

ynfan2 choosing a favorite guts song is like choosing a favorite child

dualipa STUNNING ANGEL 🤩

oscarfan1 can oscar reply to this i want to know his favorite song

↳ oscarfan2 wbk he has this album on repeat

chappelroan lacy oh lacy 😩

oscarpiastri Love is embarrassing or logical

↳ oscarfan1 THERE YOU HAVE IT

↳ oscarfan2 whatever you do don’t picture oscar singing love is embarrassing like a teenage girl

↳ ynfan1 crying bc i bet yn has no idea of who he is

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oscarpiastri F1 race winner has a nice ring to it 🧡

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oscarfan1 FINALLYYY MY WINNER

landonorris Congrats mate ! Deserve it 👊

↳ oscarfan2 LOMLS

mclaren YES, YES IT DOES! 👏 So good today, Oscar. 🧡

longansargeant So proud of you mate 🙌

oscarfan3 do you think his crush will acknowledge his existence now that he’s a winner?

↳ oscarfan1 wait who’s his crush im out of the loop

↳ oscarfan3 singer and actress yn lol

↳ ynfan1 i love this lore so much

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yourinstagram tickets for the GUTS tour are on sale now who’s cominggggg🥶

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ynfan1 LETS GOOO

chappelroan i can’t wait for thissss💜

ynfan2 tour of the decade already

mtv pop princess is coming

oscarfan1 do you think oscar woke up for the fan pre sale and got into the queue and all

↳ oscarfan2 you BET

oscarpiastri Count me in ♥︎ by author

↳ oscarfan1 HEEEEELP

↳ ynfan1 yn liked his comment 😭

↳ oscarfan2 somebody check on oscar please

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oscarpiastri Days off 🌊

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oscarfan1 this is the hottest man alive

mclaren 🙌

oscarfan2 not him posting this right after yn followed him 😭 we know what you’re doing sir

ynfan1 yn likeddd

↳ ynfan2 i love how both fandoms are rooting for them now

landonorris Looks dope 👊

yourinstagram niiiiceeee 😃

↳ ynfan1 HELLO????

↳ oscarfan1 now he’s for real going to pass out

↳ oscarfan2 i bet he’s staring at his phone wondering if this is real or if she was hacked

↳ ynfan2 i know this woman SHES FLIRTING

↳ ynfan3 come on girl give him a chance

four months later

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f1gossip Oscar Piastri with singer and actress YN in Los Angeles today 👀

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oscarfan1 OMFG

oscarfan2 no way…

ynfan1 YALL, HE GOT IT

oscarfan3 i cannot believe my eyes, oscar has been simping over her on the internet since 2020 and how we have THIS

ynfan2 i really need to know how did this happen

oscarfan4 okay but THEIR SMILES !!!!

ynfan3 finally a guy who’s not a loser and/or an old ass

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yourinstagram pastry boy clearly didn’t wait until i finished sneezing to take this picture 🤧

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ynfan1 IS SHE TALKING ABOUT OSCAR??

oscarfan1 PASTRY BOY AS IN OSCAR PIASTRI ?

conangray love me a soft launch 🧐

↳ ynfan1 OMFGGGGGG

ynfan2 i can’t believe she’s potentially dating someone her age and with a job FINALLY

oscarfan2 oscar is proof that persistence is key and manifestation works

landonorris Typical pastry fashion

↳ yourinstagram idk how you deal with him all the time

↳ oscarfan1 ALSJAO THIS IS TOO MUCH

↳ oscarfan2 i need her to befriend the entire grid ASAP

oscarpiastri But it made it to your Instagram, so you’re welcome

↳ yourinstagram well thank you you’re very humble

↳ oscarpiastri Anytime 🤍

↳ oscarfan1 I’VE DIED DEAD

↳ ynfan1 stop flirting in front of us HELLO?

after the date

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yourinstagram the GUTS tour takes tokyo today !!! this is going to be one of the most special shows ever 🥺

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ynfan1 AHHHH

ynfan2 huuuhh is she planning something ??

conangray that’s my best friend 😍

oscarfan1 oscar dating a popstar is the best thing ever look at herrr

landonorris Can’t wait 🙌🏻

↳ landofan1 HUHHH?

↳ oscarfan1 is he going ?? WITH OSCAR ??

sabrinacarpenter 💗💗💗

oscarpiastri Please sing deja vu tonight

↳ yourinstagram you got it

↳ oscarfan1 AH I CANT BELIEVE WE MIGHT HAVE OSCAR (AND LANDO??) ATTENDING HER SHOW

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oscarpiastri I had the best time ever in Tokyo 🙌🏻

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oscarfan1 BABYYY

oscarfan2 i love him so bad

mclaren 🧡

ynfan1 oh we know why he had the best time

logansargeant Little boy in love

↳ oscarfan1 HWEEELP ME

landonorris Why are you posing like a five year old?

↳ landofan1 HEEEEEELP ME

↳ oscarfan1 i love them bad

↳ yourinstagram I SAID THE SAME THING !!

↳ ynfan1 man i love this

yourinstagram no picture credits ? really ?

↳ ynfan2 AHHH

↳ oscarpiastri 📸 credits to Miss America

↳ oscarfan3 WHY AM I CRYING

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yourinstagram night version. 📸 by vroom vroom guy

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ynfan1 OMFG???

oscarfan1 VROOM VROOM GUY?

mtv 🏎️ & 🎤 together was the best thing that happened to us

ynfan2 it’s actually so refreshing to see her dating someone her age who she can have fun with and not some pretentious old ass man who mansplains her

landonorris My children 🫶🏻

↳ landofan1 lando is the biggest shooter for this relationship

oscarfan2 oscar really bagged his biggest crush by being on her comments all the time that’s persistence

alexandrasaintmleux Belleeee 💕

↳ yourinstagram aleeeex i loved hanging out with you let's go out without the boys soon

↳ charlesfan1 LET ME IIIINNN

ynfan3 and when yn writes a song for him

logansargeant I can’t wait to meet you!

↳ yourinstagram pastry is sooo wrong for not introducing us yet

↳ oscarfan1 oscar wdym you haven’t introduced your gf to your best friend

oscarpiastri 😍

↳ oscarfan1 OSCCCC

↳ ynfan1 he’s down bad i get him

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ynupdates YN and Oscar out and about tonight !

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ynfan1 OH LOOOORD

oscarfan1 I CANTTT

ynfan2 i can’t stress how good it is that she’s dating someone her age enough

oscarfan2 KING OF MANIFESTATION

ynfan3 i mean we already knew they were together but seeing them with all this pda is so cuuuuute

oscarfan3 IM SO JEALOUS

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yourinstagram 5 new tunes for ya !!!! GUTS (spilled) out friday!!!

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ynfan1 WTFFF I DIDNT SEE THIS COMING

ynfan2 CLAIMING SO AMERICAN

dualipa YEEES ❤️‍🔥

oscarfan1 i’m pretty sure there’s an oscar song there i just KNOW IT

ynfan3 more angsty breakup songs IM READY

landonorris 🙌🙌🙌🙌

oscarfan2 ready for oscar to annoy lando with those on repeat

mclaren We can’t wait to hear all of them 🧡

↳ oscarfan1 MCLAREN INTERN ARE YOU OKAY?

↳ ynfan1 she’s the people’s princess

oscarpiastri I can confirm those songs are amazing

↳ ynfan1 he already heard them IM SO JEALOUS

↳ oscarfan2 spill the tea are any of those about you

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oscarpiastri I laugh at all her jokes and I say she’s so American. So I might just be in lo-lo-lo-love 🧡

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oscarfan1 LAJSIAHAUAB

oscarfan2 I 😭 CANT 😭 BELIEVE 😭 THIS

ynfan1 she’s wearing a friendship bracelet for him MY HEART

charles_leclerc I’m happy for you, son ❤️

↳ charlesfan1 CHARRRR

ynfan2 this is so cute i can’t also when did that sneaky shit go to his race

ynfan3 YN LOVER ERA YN SIMP ERA YN WAG ERA

oscarfan3 long story short: never give up on your celebrity crush

logansargeant ❤️❤️

landonorris Young love, so adorable

ynfan4 THE LYRICS REFERENCE

francisca.cgomes 🥺🥺🥺

↳ ynfan1 she’s already so loved by the wags

yourinstagram love youuuu, pastry 🤧

↳ ynfan2 i love all the nicknames he uses for him

↳ oscarfan1 pastry, vroom vroom boy. she’s just so romantic

[joocomics]

OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS WHAT

you don’t even jump at the sound of the loud scream coming from the back of the shop. there’s always screams of somebody getting a new piercing, but your job is to sit behind the counter until somebody eventually calls for an appointment, killing your fun.

hey but at least you don’t do the hard stuffs right? you have seungmin tattooing and jooyeon piercing all day while you just yap your head away to your upcoming clients.

you realize you’re lucky when the scream breaks out again a few seconds later as your fingers play with one of your pens, waiting for the next call. you remember talking to this specific client on the phone, asking if you do nipple piercings and then creating small talk to attempt to ease his nerves as you scheduled his appointment. now that today has arrived, he’s in the back screaming like he’s being stabbed in the damn gut. you attempt to hold in the giggle bubbling in your throat as you see the client, jiseok, walk out of the room towards the front doors, glaring at you.

“you said it wouldn’t hurt…” and you couldn’t help but laugh straight up in his fed up face.

“hey don’t blame me blame jooyeon.” you held your hands up in defense.

“yeah yeah whatever.”

“have a nice day!” you smiled brightly and waved as he walked out of the door, making sure to shoot you one last glare before he disappears into his car just parked outside.

monday is always the shops slowest day and the guys only had five appointments to knock out, the next one happening in two hours. you’d allow yourself in the back when it’s too slow, talking to your coworkers and at least trying to have some connection with them. you guys were all pretty close despite you always working up front, so jooyeon and seungmin were never surprised to find you in the back while waiting for the next customer.

which is exactly why there’s already a seat pulled up for you to sit in. the silent gesture warms your heart a little bit. you stand at the door, silently watching jooyeon on one end of the room cleaning up his supplies while seungmin is on the other end on his phone. seungmin looks up from his phone, raising his eyebrow.

“no walk ins?”

“nope.” you walk in the room and take your seat on the tiny swivel chair. he nods his head going back to whatever is so important on his phone. jooyeon finally finishes cleaning, leaning back into his seat and pulling his own phone out of his pocket. you huff out of annoyance.

“guys cmon, nothing new? i sit on a phone all day too…talk to me at least.” you dramatically sigh. you couldn’t believe it. your two coworkers, who deal with weird requests and flirty clients almost every single day, doesn’t have a story for you? jooyeon looks up from his phone, raising his pierced eyebrow. seungmin clears his throat as your attention turns towards him.

“well, jooyeon gave me this sick piercing,” he says as he lifts up his hoodie, a fresh belly piercing sitting right inside of his belly button. “but i’m literally going to take it out by next month.”

“then what the fuck was the point of begging me for it?”

“was trying to impress a girl.” seungming laughs, pulling his hoodie back on. he loves to bother jooyeon just as much as jooyeon loves to bother him. you’re returning the laughter as jooyeon looks at the both of you with annoyance.

“don’t be fooled, this guy was screaming as loud as the kid that was just in here.” jooyeon bites back, seungmins laughter instantly dying down. you couldn’t help but laugh harder.

“seungmin, the guy that can literally be identified as ink, screaming at a small piercing like that?” you’re clutching your stomach. seungmin has multiple tattoos across his body, your personal being the piece on his back to the tiny ones up to the back of his ear.

“you’re talking when you have no piercings or tattoos.”

“my ears are actually pierced.” you point towards your ears as if it isn’t already obvious. jooyeon crosses his arms and looks at seungmin from across the room, smirking then looking back at you. seungmin knows that look jooyeon gives all too well. he always does it when he has something up his sleeve, whether it’s working with a client or messing with someone. seungmin is returning the smirk, leaning back into his chair.

“rock paper scissors. loser gets pierced by jooyeon. his choice.” seungmin holds out his fist. they know you’re not the type to back down from anything, but the dare was absolutely insane for you to say yes to right away, especially knowing how insane jooyeon is and what he’s willing to do. not only that you also believed that if god wanted a hole in your body he would’ve put it there in the first place. not that you weren’t scared of piercings or anything, it just wasn’t your cup of tea. but you aren’t questioning yourself when you finally hold out a fist to seungmin. one measly piercing wouldn’t hurt right?

plus seungmin is really bad at rock paper scissors so you definitely had confidence in him losing. watching him scream again while getting a piercing would definitely be engraved in your mind for as long as you live.

“rock paper scissors,” and you’re throwing out a rock confidently one second.

“and you can’t back out.” then in the next second your heart is dropping straight out of your ass. not only do you have to get a piercing without knowing exactly what piercing you’re getting, you have to deal with it for the next week or two. you couldn’t believe your eyes at seungmins hand that threw out a paper. there’s no excuse for it, you just lost to seungmin in rock paper scissors for the first time.

jooyeons standing up from his seat, preparing his gloves. he walks back to your seat, leaning down so that he’s next to your ear, purposefully trying to irritate you even more.

“ and i choose nipples.” by now, your heart would be melting through the floor followed by your whole body. you look at the door, debating on if you should make a run for it or not.

“best two out of three.”

nope. it was best one out of one. your palms are sweaty as you’re sitting in the client chair. as if it wasn’t worse, jooyeon loudly rips open the pack of piercing supplies as you eye the jewelry sitting in the ointment.

“relax for me.” he’s trying to hold in his laugh, but you’re not laughing at all. seungmin is watching from his seat, pulling out his phone but putting it back right away for your own privacy. he knows the last thing you’d want is your tits on someone else’s phone without consent.

“now i promise i’ll try to make this quick. it’ll be quick for you too if you close your eyes.”

“god you sound like a perv,” you roll your eyes at him. “but please do hurry i wanna get this over with.”

jooyeon finally laughs at your nervous form after holding it in. he eyes seungmin from across the room with his stupid cheeky smirk again, tilting his head.

“you do one i do one?”

“oh you know how to make things fun don’t you?” seungmin is standing up from his seat, walking over to where the gloves are and pulling some on. your head falls back into the seat.

just great. now not only you’re getting your nipples pierced both of your coworkers are touching your tits. you’re looking at the lights above, trying to practice the breathing techniques jooyeon taught you before. you’re trying to ignore jooyeon obnoxiously ripping open the piercing kit loudly. too many sounds flood your mind, and it feels like an eternity until you feel jooyeons hands lift up your shirt, your head lifting itself back up.

“bite on this. you wouldn’t wanna end up like seungmin hm?” he says, holding the shirt up to your mouth. you lean forwards to bite down on the bottom of your shirt, quickly to noticing seungmin staring your tits sitting comfortably inside of your bra. your hands go down to unclip the front of the piece, and your trying your best not to let your eyes wander to your coworkers since you’re basically bare in front of them. no words are said after that, only the sound of seungmin shifting to grab a needle and clamp off of jooyeons tray. you can’t see due to your nervousness, but jooyeon is giving seungmin the go to start.

your eyes close tightly as you feel the swipes of an alcoholic swab against both of your nipples while on the other hand you’re hoping and praying nothing stupid happens. sure they’re both professionals at their jobs but the possibilities are endless, like the sound that comes out of your mouth due to your sensitive nipples being touched by the cold swab. the squeal that escapes your mouth is a little too loudly as jooyeons presses down a little bit harder to your liking.

“they have to be hard in order for it to work.” hes trying to be professional, but it hard when his coworker is sensitive. it only ignites his engine, only wanting to further his actions and play more. he sees it on seungmins face as well, both equally being effected by you. they would’ve never imagined you to be the type to crumble down easily under their hands. a wave of relief finally washes over you when you feel both of them pulling away, but that relief disappears again when you feel the cold clamps clamp around both your nipples.

“okay, breathe in,” you’re inhaling deeply, your teeth clasping hard around your shirt. you feel the needles tip prodding at both sides of your nipples.

“and breathe out.” it happens quick. a strong pinch hits, your body reacting as your back arches off the chair. a loud groan is leaving your mouth, your hands gripping the arms of the chair roughly. tears prickle at the corner of your eyes, the jewelry being shoved in quickly.

“relax, we got you.” you’re surprised to find that jooyeon nor seungmin is laughing, but your mind shifts to the ball of the jewelry being twisted onto the other end. your eyes fall to the ceiling lights out of embarrassment, not being able to suppress the whine that leaves your mouth until it’s finished.

“you’re all done.” seungmins voice is speaking up as jooyeon starts cleaning up the mess. your mouth drops your shirt and you stand up from the chair, walking up to the mirror, looking at your new piercings. you touch the swollen area, hissing at the pain.

seungmin helps jooyeon clean up the mess. you’re still staring at your boobs through the mirror, jooyeon watching you from behind.

“you like them?”

“i don’t know…” he’s shaking his head and smiling, putting away his clamps and walking towards you. jooyeon stands behind you, looking at them through the mirror.

“hmm…what do you think seungmin?” jooyeon is asking, eyeing seungmin through the mirror.

“i think they’re really pretty but,” seungmin walks over behind you, standing next to jooyeon. he puts his tattooed hand on his chin as if he’s analyzing closely.

“somebody’s just really sensitive”

you avoid eye contact, pulling down your shirt. you knew your coworkers would tease you for it, but there’s no signs of the teasing being fun, only sensing it to be sexual. jooyeons hands are moving to the bottom of your shirt, pulling it up slowly.

“c’mon now, you should show them off at least?” jooyeons teasing in your ear. you hear the cockiness in his voice, and you realize you’re exposed again. you feel seungmins cold hands running up your waist up to your breasts, teasingly grabbing a handful and squeezing the area around your nipples. you’re squealing like before, squirming under seungmins grasp. jooyeons hands lift your shirt over your head, pulling the straps of your bra off of your shoulders. you’re shamelessly moaning in pure bliss at seungmins hands starting to move, massaging your tender breasts from the ache. jooyeons hands are roaming around your waist.

the phone ringing outside of the room is ignored, jooyeon walking over to the door and shutting it closed,

a part two of this is calling my name…

please remember that this is a pure work of fiction.

[earthtooz]

earth i need to catch up on ur ratio fics (i read some of flower one and i ate that shit up omg) because now the thought of seething annoying veritas being all angry whenever you even look at someone else infests my mind like an annoying worm. i hope you know this is what those fics do to me

x : EQUILIBRIUM : *+ﾟ

in which: ratio navigates through the perplexities of pining after you.

warnings: fluff, 1.6k words, intelligentsia guild!gn!reader is kind of a social butterfly and talkative, ratio is so pathetic i love him T^T, alcohol, aventurine feature! my writing isn't the best for this one i apologise :,D

a/n: thank u for the ask mhie!! i wanted to say that you enabled me perfectly because ever since his release, i've only ever thought about this one scenario where he's staring at reader from afar and absolutely seething because he's not the one talking to them xD sorry for taking so long omfg and im sorry for turning this into a fic, i just saw my opportunity and lunged at it like an animal rawr

Jealousy and envy are not familiar concepts to Dr. Ratio.

He knows of them, understands the inner workings and philosophical aptitude of both, knowing that they lead man down irrational paths. Yet, for all his years, he has not felt the bitterness of jealousy and envy squeeze him, cannot fathom why one cannot control their feelings and maintain modesty. 

Perhaps, the root of it was whatever Ratio wanted, he received. The only thing he has ever craved is knowledge, and it is available for him with the flick of a page, absorbing even the most complex of theories with ease. Conceptual, mathematical, scientific- not a single school of thought has hidden itself from his vast mind, proven by the many PhDs he has with his name.

Everything fickle that anyone could ever crave has long been his. 

Envious over someone else’s wealth? Money comes and goes, and merely serves as a medium of exchange. As long as he has enough to live comfortably, then he is content. Having too much of one thing can often result in a bottomless pit of wanting more, and material good was perhaps the most evil of all.

Jealous over someone else’s beauty? Compliments and adoration are not an unfamiliar concept to him; one glance at what’s under that stone mask will have others fawning over him instantly. He claims the mask is to protect him from idiots, but perhaps it also serves to shield others from the walking sculpture that is the Veritas Ratio, sharp features and toned body, there is nothing undesirable about him.

In conclusion, jealousy and envy are not familiar concepts to Dr. Ratio. Until he met you.

A fellow member of the Intelligentsia Guild but in another department, you too are a favoured delegate of the IPC, frequently attending the same events and trips as him. Thus, it was only natural that you’d become acquainted and that he’d grow to respect you, hearing about your achievements and dedications as an academic. What was unnatural, however, was the palpitations of his heart, weakness in his knees, paired with an overwhelming excitement to see you.

He’s no fool. These sensations were all symptoms of romantic attraction, but you were a variable uncounted for in the distribution of his life, and he was not ready for an outlier so powerful that it completely ‘skewed’ him over.  

Now, he laments in the corner of champagne parties meant for socialites. He is no lover of mundane interaction but as his contract with the IPC, he comes as a representative of the Intelligentsia Guild. 

These formal events always drained the life out of him, needing him to discard his everyday, flowey, carefree attire for a constraining suit, conforming him into the regular majority. 

He raises the glass of champagne to his lips and takes a small sip, the liquor serves as lubricant to the throat. The smooth finish of the drink is exactly what he needs; talking about the same subject again and again becomes exhausting, and even though it is in his role criteria, Ratio cannot wait to leave.

But he won’t, because he hasn’t seen you yet. 

Glancing around the room for the upteemth time this evening, you still have not entered his line of sight, and he leans against the bar in disappointment.

“Oh, why the long face, Ratio?” A mischievous voice coos from beside him. “It’s not a good look on you.”

“Spare me your sentiments, gambler,” Ratio spits back.

“As you wish. Not enjoying the party?”

“If you have something you wish to say then please, spare me the pleasantries.”

Aventurine laughs, all boisterous and extravagant, gold jewelry clicking against each other, as if coming alive to match his jovialness. He really is a personified headache. “You’re looking for someone, aren’t you?”

The scholar tenses, muscles tugging at the stiff fabric of his blazer, but that micro action was enough of an answer for Aventurine.

A gloved hand points up to the mezzanine of the grand hall. Ratio spots you, leaning against the railing whilst conversing with another man, one briefly talked to earlier. If he didn’t like him before, then he certainly didn’t now.

Handsome face turning into a small scowl, it’s almost as if you feel the intensity of a certain, golden stare, causing you to turn around and find the source, eyes eventually landing on the figures of a coworker or two. A brief smile graces your face before you turn around again, turning your back on the two onlookers.

Ratio loathes what he sees, and something within him yearns to be the only man you look at, causing an ugly, green sensation to brew within him; a concoction that can only be labelled as ‘jealousy’.

He just cannot figure out what other men have that he doesn’t; what is making him secondary in your heart? Why do you give these... idiots the time of day when you could be with him- talking to him?

It's all too perplexing, you make him perplexed.

“Well, go on, doctor,” Aventurine prompts. “Place your bets before it’s too late.” 

The purple-haired sighs, pushing himself off the bar. His feet take him to you, up the velvet-carpeted stairs. His gaze never strays from you, ensuring you stay within his line of sight and eventually, he stops right behind you, acting as a looming shadow.

His gaze is cold, hoping to pierce through your conversation partner so he can finally cower away and make room for Ratio.

“Doctor!” You exclaim, surprised by his sudden appearance. “When did you get here?”

Taking a hint, the stranger finally begins to peel himself away. “It was lovely talking to you, Y/n. I hope this won’t be our last conversation.”

“Likewise, have a lovely evening,” you farewell him with a small smile as the other party turns and eventually disappears from sight.

Finally. Triumph and victory settles in Ratio’s chest when your attention is directed solely at him, but you look up at him with arms crossed and a raised eyebrow.

“I swore I saw you downstairs moments ago, how did you get up here so fast?”

“I simply walked a normal pace, is that so abnormal?”

“I suppose not,” you huff, rolling your eyes. Veritas allows himself a glance over of your outfit, admiring you. “Have you talked to anyone interesting?”

You are by far the most interesting part of the evening, he thinks.

“Hardly,” he murmurs. 

“My guess is that you’d prefer to be grading student papers?” You muse, leaning in closer.

His heartbeat spikes. “Well, that is hard to say. Which would you prefer?”

“As much as I love my students, I need a break from the same thesis statements regurgitated in different formats. I’d rather be here.”

“Then that is my answer too.”

You give him a look that says ‘really?’, clearly not believing his aloof statement. Truthfully, he would rather be here because here is where you are, and he’d like a few moments with you before returning to the gloominess of his office. The hour hand is only at 11, what’s the rush?

Then, your eyes flicker to his neckline and they widen briefly, as if finding an issue with his tuxedo. “Hold still,” you command, hands coming up to rest on his sturdy chest.

You’re fixing his tie, he realises, feeling the fabric tighten ever so slightly as you adjust it. When you’re done, you flatten out the material with a satisfied smile, running your hands casually over his chest, and he hopes you cannot feel his heart jump. How do you touch him so easily, as if it means nothing?

“It was crooked,” you explain, “now you are looking as sharp as ever, Doc.”

“Thank you,” is the best thing he can sputter out.

“No problem, we need to have our genius looking proper at all times!”

Ratio is too stunned to speak, he fears that if he tried, whatever leaves his mouth will result in a various garbles and attempts at sentences.

Thankfully, you haven’t run out of words to say. “Oh, I have yet to get a drink! Will you accompany me? I could go for some refreshments right now.”

He nods and extends an arm for you to hold, and you happily accept it, holding onto his bicep as you ramble on about a conversation exchanged earlier in the night. If you were anyone else, he would not have cared in the slightest, but instead, he listens intently, taking slow and measured steps downstairs so you are comfortable.

In this bubble, the esteemed scholar is content. With you so close, it feels as if everything has clicked into place, like the scales of fate have finally balanced and equilibrium has been achieved. He could listen to you forever.

Unfortunately, all good things don’t last, because a face Ratio doesn’t recognise approaches you, hand resting on your shoulder. Judging from the manner of which they address and talk to you, you are close, and you don’t shrug them off. Next thing he knows, you’re ripped away from him, dragged into the sea of people.

You spare him a glance over your shoulder, as if apologising for the sudden disruption.

Still, he sighs, left behind with nothing but fervent symptoms of love clinging to his being, squeezing him for all he is.

© EARTHTOOZ 2024, do not steal, translate, repost my fics and do not recommend my fics onto any other site.

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svt fic recs list <3 - sub!ot13 for september - nsfw ver.

nsfw reader insert fics!! mdni. (majority is afab reader)

✩ svt writing & fic rec masterlist ✩

note: here's 30 subby/soft/pathetic/virgin!seventeen fic recs for each day of september :3 enjoy <3

✩ ot13 works ✩

❥ svt mtl — humiliation kink! - @cheolhub

pathetic mingyu agenda let's fucking gaurrrrrr. mean joshie do whatever u want to me, thanks dude :3

❥ mtl svt: to be a sub around you but act like the one in charge publicly - @ncteez

ofc vernon and mingyu are at the top hehe. SIMP SEOKMINNIE YAYY. DINO'S HAD ME CACKLING PLSS JFKBD. the shua one is so *chef's kiss*

❥ thigh riding sub!seventeen - @applesooyoung

omg shy shua is killing me here. show me your pretty face pretty boy, pls 🥺🥺 nonnie trying to nochalantly hint at what he wants is taking me out hjvfkb. wanna hear channie's moans soooo bad. he'd sound so good when he feels good

❥ praise kinks (not ot13) - @mountainficss

...i may have kink for giving praise...

❥ mtl submissive - @nonuify

power bottom kwannie agenda let's geddittt. bratty hannie...*sigh* HE'S ALWAYS BRATTY JKFBK I CAN'T HANDLE HIM ARGBK

❥ seventeen's reaction of you calling them 'baby boy' for the first time - @boofeine

(op's account got suspended so the fic isn't available :/) crying and dying at shua's. shy baby junnie~ kyeommie and gyu are SUCH baby boys i cannottttt. poor vernon failing his game cuz he was flustered 😔

✩ choi seungcheol/scoups ✩

❥ sub!seungcheol - @mountainficss

coups is too grr to immediately want to try out being subby. loveee the idea that he's a bit bratty when he doesn't get his way *side eyes ever moment he sulks or whines*

✩ yoon jeonghan ✩

❥ sub jeonghan - @mountainficss

subby jeonghan thank u thank u thank u. imagining his fuck-me-eyes and his fucked out expression has me *jumps out window*

✩ hong joshua ✩

❥ edging + overstim sub joshua - @mountainficss

sweet shua taking everything we give him 🥺🥺

❥ pup - @toruro

shua is such a good pretty pup in this fic omfg s

❥ sub!shua - @sluttywonwoo

sensitive subby obedient shua?? sign me up

✩ wen junhui ✩

❥ sub!jun - @sluttyminghao

pretty shy subby junnie. just wants to be good and feel good aww :((

❥ sub jun - @mountainficss

good lil behaved sub junjun oh ily. such a shy lil brat

✩ kwon soonyoung/hoshi ✩

❥ sub hoshi - @mountainficss

subby hoshi just being a brat and instigating just so he can be pleasured omfg

❥ sub!hoshi - @hannieehaee

subby soonie is sooo pathetic i'm in love??? he's so whiny and desperate hehe

✩ jeon wonwoo ✩

❥ sub!wonwoo - @sluttyminghao

sensitive nonu and leaving marks on his thighs yes pls thank yewwww

❥ sub!wonwoo + praise kink - @sluttyminghao

nonu's puppy eyes have me so weak y'all don't get it (u probably do lmao) praising this good boy ahhhh

✩ lee jihoon/woozi ✩

❥ sub!jihoon x sub!reader - @hannieehaee

cockwarming to fucking? jihoon's pretty hands all over??? yes pleaseee

❥ sub!woozi - @jeonghantis

fuck, imaging his pretty cute voice all needy and whining to be fucked has me weakkk

✩ xu minghao/the8 ✩

❥ slutty sub minghao - @mountainficss

playing with minghao's nipples until he's all sensitive i- kjvbfk

✩ kim mingyu ✩

❥ himbo puppy mingyu - @mountainficss

degrading and praising big dumb himbo puppy gyu?? aHHHHHH

❥ overstimulating sub!gyu - @sluttywonwoo

is mingyu whimpered at me, i'd fold immediately too

❥ chained up good boy!mingyu - @duhnova

obedient puppy boy mingyu save me plsssss

✩ lee seokmin/dokyeom ✩

❥ puppy seokmin - @mountainficss

cutie puppy hybrid who just wants his person so fucking bad arghhh s

❥ sub!seokmin - @hannieehaee

pliant lil seokminnie just wanting cunt so bad jkbks

✩ boo seungkwan ✩

❥ rough sex with sub seungkwan - @mountainficss

whining and begging?? meet his needs pls, the baby deserves it. but he's also a cute lil fuck toy, y'know? 🥰

✩ chwe hansol/vernon ✩

❥ his first time (virgin!vernon) - @sluttywonwoo

i adore the concept of soft hansol not wanting to cum so quickly gfdbkjns

❥ sub!vernon - @hannieehaee

playing with subby nonnie's cock and making him feel that good? yes pls :3

✩ lee chan/dino ✩

❥ cumming in his pants - @sluttywonwoo

fuck, i'm so in love with the idea of him priding himself on holding back...only to ruin his pants because it just feels so so so good~ poor baby wanted to cum in reader's cunt 😔

❥ sub! chan who's only comfort is your tits - @monamipencil

needy chan just needy for tiddies after a long day :((( (what a mood tho)

ames note: i made this solely because of alliteration (sub, svt, september) lol. i planned doing this about a month ago but i procrastinated lmao. so i quickly went through this so it is slightlllllyyyyyy late (sorry~). i hope y'all enjoy the filth ς(.-‿-)ఇ

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camilo's bllk fic reccs pt 2 (as of december 24, 2024):

- are we dancing after death? by calmgeyama ... 9.5k words and 1/1 chapters. read tags! gantz tabiori au where they all die and have to fight monsters to continue living... so terrifyingly written!!

- laced drill bits to my pointe shoes by ethereally ... 4k words and 1/1 chapters. kunigiri as old men fighting for their right to be married in jp. GREAT formatting and story and i love this so much

- conception by missiletoe .., 1.8k words and 1/1 chapters. egonoa character study pre-blue lock. its cute and short and they are just so Interesting.

- never let you come apart by ethereally ... 9k words and 1/1 chapters. i cant believe i almost forgot this one omfg. its so good! bachisagi fic set post canon with aroace isagi again. i fw it so much ughhh

- the sweetest flower by lockedskies ... 20k words and 5/? chapters. allsagi bachelor au!!! all the interactions between everyone is so good. i never realized how interesting the bachelor au could be...

- what we stand to win by raindrops_0 ... 6k words and 1/1 chapters. gen fic centered around isagi when theyre starting at bastard munchen. its just great hurt/comfort with some very relatable themes. love!

- GHOST OPERATIVES by shiryurealest13 ... 41.5k words and 23/30 chapters (chapter cap fluctuates). read tags! chatfic and still currently updating. not central focus but rinsagi, shidousae, nagireo, and tabieita. its about part of the bllk cast who are assasins are given the mission to kill reos dad and have to infiltrate reos fg (the rest of bllk) to get close to him. SO funny and the plot is actually so engaging. someone pls talk to me ab this its one of my favs rn 😭

- finding passion by strawberrytiramisu3773 ... 100k and 11/? chapters. read tags! VERY interesting canon divergence rewrite! i fear im a huge angst and whump fan and reading this was soooo good for me lol

- spoiled by vett .. 5k words and 1/1 chapters. rinsagi future fic that had me GIGGLING OMG. rin being a clingy drunk and isagi being so embarrased was so funny and i was literally freaking out lol. second hand embarrassment almost killed me but its ok!

- the language of losing by raindrops_0 ... 10.4k and 2/3 chapters. socmed kaisagi fic staged in the nel where each team gets more of a social media presence. im such a sucker for socmed fics and this one is so funny lol

- three is a charm by mistresssleepless ... 6k words and 1/1 chapters. ahhhhh i love bachirinsagi and this was so good. them having sex is referenced a lot but it isnt explicitly written (still teen+ though). theyre so cute together and i love these three together

- six facts about lobsters by smallghosts ... 3.7k words and 1/1 chapters. bachisagi kinda character study fic written from second person pov. one of the most well written things ive ever read

- fixation by celestee (jenjaemrens) ... 5k words and 1/1 chapters. rinsagi fic where isagi lives in spain and is part of re al with sae. SUCH a cool concept and im so obsessed with it

- good luck rin! by cyberialyr1 ... 60k words and 12/18 chapters. rinsagi highschool au where isagi is the new kid and rins the football team captain. very cute with internalized homophobia and angsty backstory isagi! i havent caught up since like ch9 though but its really good

- like glass from sandy ground by ethereally ... 7k words and 1/1 chapters. such a GOOD bachisagi ff where isagi is aroace but loves bachira and bachira loves him anf theyre just. struggling to figure things out. wonderfully written to portray the love of someone aroace! if ure gonna read anything on this list then read this one Please

- oat milk (and other irredeemable vices) by caluette .., 26k words and 3/3 chapters. kaisagi coffee shop au where kaiser is the frustrating customer with a long and specific order and isagi is a struggling employee. banter and light hearted enemies to lovers!

- of intrusive thoughts and sickly sweet smiles by zhiruiii ... 14k words and 4/4 chapters. soft rinsagi with isagi being a social butterfly and rin being insecure about it. cute!!!

- pretrichor by flowersforaliens... 3k words and 1/1 chapters. i LOVE. karasu centric angst fic with tabiori about karasu having an injury and having to retire. so good!

- i cant stay on your morphine (cause its making me ill) by witchcoded ... 22k words and 4/6 chapters. FEM LESBIANS ryurin!!!! perhaps the best??? the emotional constipation of rin is so good and the intimacy of them is so well written (or^o). great side roles too!

- to lose yourself in the world by thecurrator .. 25k words and 21/? chapters. egonoa fic where ego is a daycare worker, noa is his roommate, and bllk are the kids. so funny and pretty fluffy!

- art of momentum by illicitly ... 4.9k words and 1/1 chapters. cute little nagireo oneshot w nagi being protective!

- kintsukoroi by laylayli ... 54k and 3/3 chapters. read tags! kaisagi fic set after nel where kaiser finds out his dad is dead. lots of interesting grieving and well-written character study! loved this and i swear by this author

- maybe it was ego swinging by sopenation ... 3k words and 1/1 chapters. kunigiri w protective bllk and kunigami over chigiri. yk i love to see it!

- invincible like ive never been by mkat1020 ... 2k and 1/1 chapters. gen and chigiri whump during the u20. i looooove this one and isagi is such a good friend in this and its just. Good

- love you like oxygen by sweetdreamers... 12k and 1/1 chapters. kaisagi breakup and makeup fic. they have a generally toxic relationship and isagi is super sad and pathetic in this but the rest of the bllk cast comforts him and they figure shit out

- l'amour est bleu by laylayli ... 40k words and 5/5 chapters. perhaps my FAVORITE kaisagi ff and one of my fav bllk fics oat. its about isagi starting to babysit for kaisers younger sister and them falling in love during it. isagi just cares so much for kaisers younger sister and kaiser slowly starts loving him so much for it and isagi cant help but fall for kaiser its just. so endearing and i love it <3.

- world class hypocrite by aashimar ... 80.5k words and 9/10 chapters (EPILOGUE PLEASE PLEASE UPLOAD). read tags! explicit sex scenes throughout but its staged post-canon. this fic made me SICK. rinsagi au where isagi was outed as gay by rin before the wc and his life was basically ruined afterwards. the LONGING and RESENTMENT in this is the absolute peak of society. both rin and isagis characters are written so amazingly like theyre so flawed and theyre very messy people but theyre like really actually in love with each other. they say a lot of fucked up shit to each other but i still swear by this fic! the plot was SO SO intriguing and the way its written is really realistic. the chemistry is absolutely INSANE in this fic. my personal fav bllk fic and one of my fav fics ever! belongs in the hof tbh

see pt 1 here!