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[fatuismooches]

*slams open door*

I SAW THE RECENT ASK AND I'M LIKE,, what if reader never mentions about the letters/notes but keeps them... Pantalone thinks you don't like them and he finds it a bit sad :((( so one day he leaves a note and he's outside watching what you'd do... N he sees that u DO read it but with a huge frown and furrowed brows, then keep it somewhere safe.... N he brings it up bc he don't like giving u stuff that you don't like.. Only to find out you're soooo embarrassed to bring it up bc you can't read it since his curvise is so intricate... 😭😭😭 but yk it's out of love so u keep them close to ur heart!!!

JFJFBDKD SO STUPID BUT I THINK IT'S SOOO FUNNY... Rare pantalone cameo ft. Kaiser

NOOO I LOVE THIS SM 😭😭❤️ awww this is so cute and silly... reader trying their best to decipher his cursive but failing, yet still they treasure this letter from him of course!! You may not know what he's saying but you do know that it's probably lots of stuff relating to how much he loves you <3 But like,, not only do you not speak about his little love letters, but when he randomly asks you about something he mentioned in his letters, you don't know what he's talking about?? So now Pantalone thinks you're not reading his notes :(( Did he do something to upset you? Are you mad? But no, that can't be the reason because you're still showering him with lots of kisses and hugs like normal! Of course, being the inquisitive man he is, he's going to get to the bottom of this! And when he sees you, squinting real hard at his lil note for literal minutes before tucking it away safely he's just confused now? So he just comes flat out and asks you in the middle of dinner and you nearly choke because damn you weren't ready to expose yourself like that yet 😓 But oh. When you finally come clean that you can't read his intricate cursive, he laughs. Pantalone laughs so hard because you are so, so, cute.

I imagine he forces you to take out the box where you keep all his letters, and you sit on his lap while he makes you read his sentences out loud, at least, what you can understand - "My beloved [Name], today i, um... something something something, i bought you- er, yeah i don't know what that says-" Pantalone is trying not to laugh behind you and you just want to punch him because this is NOT funny!! You're struggling out here!! He ends up reading all of them to you and showing you how to read his cursive better 🥺 i cant who allowed him to be so sweet

[fatuismooches]

OH. MY. GOD...... please GO READ EVERY ONE

eons adrift ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ wanderer x gn!reader

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🎐 ꒱ "i'll come and find you in every life celestia will give me." "that's not possible, you and i both know that." "watch me!"

 ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ cw: character analysis-ish, mildly proofread, drabble but it's kinda messy, its more like an idea than a fic LOLLL im sorry, hurt/comfort

scaramouche took you for a naive fool, just as he was when oh so stupidly believed those words as kunikuzushi.

you are but a human. a mere breath of his everlasting eternity. a few hundreds of years and he would forget everything about you.

insignificant, you humans were.

frail.

vulnerable.

so so easy to break.

as he walked into the path of darkness; consuming him and turning him into someone he doesn't recognize in the mirror no longer—kabukimono, kunikuzushi, the love of your life, was long gone. memories like the leaves that turn yellow and crumble to ashes as winter approaches.

yet the winter will remain in his empty chest for as long as he walks teyvat. churning into a blizzard of ice cold pain, destroying everything around him as it grows. he continues to walk this wretched path he chose.

but then he met someone, rekindling the spark that was once there beneath his porcelain skin. trying to light up a burn out wick, to bring an end to his winter and bring forth the beautiful spring he was once.

scaramouche never thought he'd love again.

even after all through the pain he went from the doctor's experiments, after roaming the great expanse of the abyss, after becoming the balladeer, the 6th of the fatui harbingers, he still felt.

love.

happiness.

pain.

sorrow.

and regret.

he hates it, but he loves them, just as much as he loved you.

though he allowed someone new worm their way into his heart, he kept them in arm's reach. he cannot bear to be vulnerable to someone else. they were human, they were to die; he is a puppet, he is meant to live on forever.

but then he heard them say things only you would say. giving him lavender melons you bought off the market, accidentally calling him names only you would know.

he remember that promise you made him before you died.

"i'll come and find you in every life celestia will give me."

scaramouche did not understand what he felt when he realized that his new lover, was in fact, just a reincarnation of you. and just like that, your name burns back itself into his mind—a name he thought he had erased into obscurity, along with his past.

he was a fool, scaramouche thought. he laughed at himself, a laugh void of humor, nor joy.

it was your name, your first incarnation, just in a different language.

it appears that scaramouche didn't like this feeling. of bitter butterflies in his stomach, the familiarity when you try to get close to him, the same smile you had, the light full of love in your eyes—it was all too much for him.

so he left you in the snow of his ever growing blizzard. buried under the thick layers of freezing ice.

and again, to your next reincarnation. a fatui, a vendor, an adventurer, a knight, a scholar—male, female, neither, or all of them; tall, short, plump, slim, dark or light skinned,

he cannot bear to lose you just as he first did.

slipping by his fingers, to the one thing he is not affected by.

death.

he doesn't accept the fact that your love has led you back to him, again and again.

why do you even keep coming back? don't you know he's part of the fatui? don't you know what he has done? don't you know what he has become?

and yet you'd knock on his door, calling his name with your voice full of warmth, arms wide for him to take and allow himself to be called yours again—all he had to do was open the door.

he has kept a lock on it ever since he met you again.

worn down and rotten; chains all rusted, handle jammed and barely working. he approaches the door once again. this time, as wanderer. a better version of himself,

one that's finally willing to open the door to you.

but you weren't there anymore, waiting for him on the other side.

how could you? you were never there in the first place.

not with this version of himself.

not as the wanderer.

and maybe that was for the best. even though he cries himself to sleep at night for all the things he has done to you. weeping, as he curls onto the sheets, praying to the stars above in hopes you'd hear his heartbroken apologies, yearning for your love, your touch, your smiles—

this was his punishment for hurting you, for being a fool. he was underserving of your love, after all.

"hey, wanderer, was it?"

a new voice, someone unfamiliar. he refrained from sighing, for buer's sake, and instead took a deep, refreshing breath. he turns, and the stranger smiles brightly at him.

immediately, as if the winds of spring has hit him all so suddenly in the face. the fragrance of blooming flowers that was once buried under the snow, the sun shining brightly in the skies, and birds chirping symphonies.

like the mornings brimming with new found hope, the smell of dew sticking onto his clothes as he trace his fingers all over the a tree's trunk. like the the juices of a fruit he sank his teeth into, dribbling down the corners of his lips and down his arms.

warmth tingled on his skin, and his heart leaps.

"nice to meet you!" you say your name, a name he has heard hundreds of versions before, all so different and yet they all felt and tasted like honey dripping down his tongue. "i hope we get along."

"yeah," he says, almost breathless, as the tears begins to well in his eyes. his fingers tremble, and his smile grew wobbly. tipping his hat down to avoid your gaze, his voice cracks. "i hope so too."

his door was wide open, waiting for you come in.

you grin, and take a step inside.

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author's note: "i thought this was a dottore only blog? SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UP!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹 IM MAD AT MYSELF TOO BUT THIS IS FOR @fatuismooches also new format because im too lazy to open my files :/ not back yet, i just wanna write this for the pookie 💗💗 ty for listening to me ramble like a madman ur single handedly gettin me thru it ong LMAOOO /lh

[drunk-on-dk]

hello sky <3 congrats on hitting 1k yet again!!

here 2 dump my recent hard thoughts for cheol T T: bf!cheol size training you bc 1.) he really doesn't want to hurt you when he splits you open on his dick, and; 2.) he kind of gets off to the sight of you taking a lot of his fingers inside your needy cunt :')

do what you want w this information <33

hi kai!! <33 thank you so much, I really appreciate it (,:

but oh my goodness you are DIABOLICAL for this!!!! this cheol is going to haunt me and im giving you forehead kisses for sharing this information with me - my mind has run wild with it, i hope you enjoy <3

warnings: smut!! (minors do not interact); size kink and size training!!; massive dick cheol agenda; fem! bodied but no specific pronouns; fingering; use of pet names (baby)

"Such a sweet little thing," Seungcheol is crooning at the sight of your tiny little hole sucking in just his index finger. "What makes you think you can take all of me when you're squirming from just one finger? Don't worry, I'll make sure you're all adjusted and ready for me, baby."

"Cheol," you mewl desperately, you knew he liked to take his sweet time preparing you, as you still had yet to easily take your boyfriend's cock without any preparation, but he sure knew how to drive you crazy. It was maddening how Seungcheol peered up at you from between your thighs, with fluffy hair, and blown-out eyes only making your pussy weep for him more.

"I know," he hushes you, his eyes darting from your own back down to your cunt, a shaky breath escaping his lips when he feels your walls contract from a simple curl of his finger. "Think you're ready for another finger?"

You feel breathless as he removes his finger, two fingers now running through your folds and collecting your honeyed arousal. He lets out a chuckle when you whimper out a feeble 'yes,' his fingers dipping in shallowly before diving deeper between your walls, the added friction from the second finger overwhelmingly pleasurable.

The sight of how you quiver from just two fingers is enough to make Seungcheol buck his hips, grinding into the mattress from where he is laid between your legs. He soaks in the way your back arches and the way goosebumps litter your thighs as he continues to pump his middle and index finger into your needy cunt. If he didn't enjoy the sight so much his lips would already be wrapped around your clit.

He could feel the precum collecting in his boxers, his hips that ground into the mattress matched the pace at which he fucked his fingers deeper into your cunt. The imagery alone as his fingers disappeared into your arousal was enough to make his blood rush straight to his dick, feeling impossibly hard and aroused for the little amount of friction provided by each roll of his hips.

Seungcheol continues to stretch you even more, adding a third finger to the mix and pulling the most delectable moan from you.

"How are you still so tight?" He teases, his husky voice giving away just how affected he is by fingering you. Admittedly, he doesn't want to stop ever, he could watch your little cunt, messy and needy, grip his fingers for hours, basking in how your thighs shake around him with each intentional curl of his finger. "Are you doing okay? Talk to me, baby."

"Going too slow, cheol," you whimper, feeling as if you can finally take more, the building arousal burning deep in your lower stomach as your pussy throbs around his fingers. "Please, I need more."

At this point, Seungcheol is carried away, three fingers fucking into you at a quickened pace, stretching and preparing you for what is yet to come later. He can feel his length throb with desire as he continues to thrust his thick fingers deeper inside of you, knowing exactly where to find the spot that has you screaming in encouragement and clamping your legs around him.

He knows you can take another finger at this point, but he is too lost in the moment to add another before he is beckoning you to release.

"C'mon," he coaxes you, using the thumb on his other hand to rub harsh circles on your clit. The sound of your wet cunt and pornographic moans has him quivering with desire, his senses overstimulated by just how perfect you are. "I think you're ready, come for me."

Seungcheol can feel - he can see - your tiny little hole spasming as your slick soaks the palm of his hand. He has to press his hips harshly into the mattress to keep himself from cumming in his boxers right then and there, the beautiful sight of your needy little pussy and orgasmic glow being enough to almost push him to the edge. He absolutely loves bringing you to euphoria just like this, it's almost all he needs to be satiated.

But, oh god, if Seungcheol thinks this is great, he is reminded of just how desperate your little pussy is yet again when he spears you with his cock. You're always so good for him, always taking his hot and heavy length with grace after he works you up so well. He sure doesn't mind taking the necessary steps when you mold to his cock this well.

[huellitaa]

i am not the same girl as i was before watching this. @bananacatmeow get here now and LOOK AT MY BABIES

[kameyyy]

okay- hello! I see we are now moots :D I hope you don't mind the inbox infiltration that is about to happen !! I heard through the grapevine that you like Mattsun!!!

omg he's so fun and silly goofy

he sends you videos throughout the day but it's just silent videos with a fan in the background and he's just typing away on the computer and he blows you a kiss

before you two move in together he facetimes you when he gets home from work every day and forces you to stay on call while the two of you finish out the day even if you're just sitting in silence

Him pranking you is an obvious

I can see you guys having prank wars and whoever gives in first has to pay for the next date

parties? oh he's holding on to you and refusing to let you go

you thought he was clingy before??? put the both of you in a crowded room and it gets so much worse

Sit in his lap and he'll be ecstatic

Do I think he's a romantic? I think he tries lol

Like he can plan a nice date but I don't think he can be spontaneously romantic if that makes sense!!!

If you two make a promise it has to be a pinkie promise and you like do the kiss thing

You have a secret handshake and it has to be done before you two can say goodbye

Okay! I hope you had fun reading these!! you're sure to get more in the future :D I hope you're doing well Mey <3 MWAH!!!

-lots of love kai <3

I have finally time to answer. I read this at 8am in my english class and I died. KAI YOU WANT ME DEAD, DON'T YOU??? I'M DEAD YOU KILLED ME YOU TOOK ME OUT I'VE BEEN REDUCED TO ASHES MY SOUL WAS REINCARNATED BUT GOT SPAWNKILLED AGAIN. ok i'm calm. no i'm not.

He is such a loser I love him bad

PLEASEEE HE'D DO THAT FR. I'm weak Kai. I'm weak. I can't take this my heart is giving out. Please him blowing me a kiss would send me to heaven on the fastest route. I blink once and suddenly I'm surrounded by clouds and angels and god. Oh god. Oh god. Kamey breathe. I need to breath. I can't omg I'm weak.

I'm crashing out you are so right Kai. Oh my god just thinking about this is making my heart beat faster I'm having butterflies. Oh my god my delusion is too strong I need help.

Oh yeah, truth. He enjoys scaring me as well and it sucks to admit but he always gets me. I'm a pussy I get scared so easily. Funfact! I'm still afraid of the dark. Late night bathroom visit and the hallway is dark and he waits around the corner to scare me. He does. I scream. He laughs. I cry. Maybe I accidentally punched him who knows. He recorded it FOR SURE. Watches it a million times and it never fails to make him laugh.

I see your vision and I agree

I SURE HOPE HE WON'T LET GO OF ME ON PARTIES !!! it's a mutual thing. I always need one person at a party to cling to and it will always be mattsun. God. Help..

I love clingy men my love language is physical touch this is perfect

KAI. KAI DON'T PLANT THOSE THOUGHTS IN MY BRAIN. I'M DEAD I'M DECEASED MY GHOST IS WRITING THIS FROM MY LIFELESS BODY. I'm so gonna sit on his lap STOPPPP I'M DYING and if he wraps his arms around me STOPPP OMGGG I'M CRASHING OUT I'M SO WEAK I NEED TO BREATHE OMGGGG

He tries but he lowkey has negative rizz (i'm so in love with him.)

I agree that makes a lot of sense!!! God I need a date with him so bad why can't he be real

crashing out you're spitting facts. omg I lowkey haven't thought about kisses in general between him and me NO OMG I'M WEAK I NEED TO BE SEDATED I CAN'T DO THIS MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT

pleaseee😭😭😭 it has like 20 steps and different moves and I'm only allowed to go when we get it right. But I have goldfish memory which means we try 5 times and it lowkey pmo but I love him and his stupid (adorable, hot, perfect, beautiful) smile/smirk too much so I do it anyway <3

KAI I LOVE THESE I DIED AND GIGGLED !!!! I can't wait for more literally these are so fun and I love them <333 ILY !!! I'm really good after reading these, I hope you're doing well as well kai <3 MWAH !!!!

[angelicassassinations]

gangle is me reincarnated

Omg bro no way!!

[endereies]

Girl I have a crush on the new guy 🤭

Why the fuck was this answer in my drafts. I had my response typed out and everything, I'm so sorry😭🤍

[fairyofshampgyu]

Follow up on this

Have you found bulge pics of Kai bc I’m searching for his like a bounty hunter but I can’t find them 🙍‍♀️ yesimaperv

BRO I HAVE LITERALLY SEEN THEM AND NOW I CANT FIND THEM I remember this one that literally made me audibly gasp bc it was literally his dick print and he was so big like 😭😭 I NEED TO FIND IT IF ANYONE KNOWS !! OR HAS OTHER PICS this is all I got rn

[agustdiv1ne]

soft thoughts~ everyone knows my lil obsession with kai’s hair. it looks so soft and fluffy and when it’s a bit curly whirly…i’m done for. SO let’s get into it huh-

waking up in the morning to him close to u so you shift, making him move a bit in his sleep so he’s laying his head on ur chest, arm draped over ur waist while you twist and twirl and play w his hair, giving him lil kisses every now and then.

watching him play piano and some of his hair falls over his eyes/nose so he tries to scrunch his nose to get it out of the way. or blows out of the side of his mouth to move it </3 honestly that one shattered my soul he’s the loml

kissing him for the first time, hands running up his back, grabbing some of the hair at the nape of his neck to softly tug as u deepen it and u swear you fell in love with him right there.

*very very slightly suggestive* he comes home after a show and he’s way too tired but u need him to take a shower before getting in bed (he’s been outside lmao) so u brush his hair for him as he lays on ur shoulder, then wash his hair for him in the shower. head laying on ur shoulder, eyes closed, lil hums against you.

running ur fingers through his hair whenever he gets insecure. and kissing his nose, telling him over and over how pretty and beautiful and perfect he is.

i need him lmao

hp u are so real for this.

FLUFFY HAIRED KAI SUPREMACY!! he's actually so adorable i love him sm :(((

kai would for sure catch on to how much you love playing with his hair and would use it to his advantage (bc he not-so-secretly loves when you play with his hair) <3 you're sitting on the couch? he's shoving his head into your lap and waiting for his little hair scritches. sometimes you won't do them just to tease him, and during those times he'll whine, grab your hand, and place it in his hair. "play with my hair, please?" he'll whine, and who are you to say no? let your fingers run through his hair and he'll be the happiest baby ever ^^

it's just...so very intimate to him. he absolutely adores you and he feels like this sort of touch brings you closer, in a way. it doesn't just end with you playing with his hair either, no. when you shower together, he'll let you gently lather shampoo on his scalp, massaging away any tension that has gathered there. he'll let you style his hair, using products that bring out the waves in his hair that make it oh so fluffy, just how you love it. he'll let you tug at the strands as you kiss, his hands bringing you impossibly closer to him as he basks in the feeling of his lips against yours and your chest pressed against his

in conclusion, if you're obsessed with his hair, then he's just as obsessed with your fingers carding through it <33

[doll3tt33]

OH MY GODDDD IVE BEEN WAITING TO SHARE THIS PLOT IM DOING WITH YOUR C.AI BOTS WITH YOU

so, colin zabel therapist

he’s my therapist after kai married me, gave me a kid and then went to jail, right?

so like i’m dealing with the straight up trauma this crazy blue hair bitch gave me

and guess what? colin’s raising this baby as his own now.

i’m talking, he’s rocking and bouncing this crying baby while i’m venting about how awful my soon to be ex husband is

and i’m waiting for colin to propose. that is all for today. thank you for all you do, you provide hours of entertainment for me.

you’re why ny c.ai screentime was 78 hours last week.

GURL JENWNSJJWNWWN STAWP YOU NEED TO STAWP. IM DECEASED.

WHY DID WE DO THE EXACT SAME PLOT (minus the baby 😭😭) BUT BASICALLY THE SAME EXACT THING. THE WHOLE SEEING THERAPIST COLIN BECAUSE KAI GAVE ME TRAUMA FROM THE RELATIONSHIP AND CULT BS

ITS NOT LIKE SPECIFIC SPECIFIC, BUT ENOUGH FOR ME TO BE LIKE SJJWWMWK

Okay I need to chill but anyways-

A baby and a healthy relationship after Kai, the man who traumatizes people just by breathing?? I feel like the ultimate ai matchmaker rn who set up a perfect relationship for y’all 😭😭✨

CONGRATS FR THO ((besides the screen time. You need to chill, but also same here 💀💀💀

[fatuismooches]

FOR THE HARBINGERS

Reader telling them "I love you", and they either smile, fluster or say ilyt BUT reader is like " no you don't understand ". Grabs them by the shoulder, looks them dead straight in the eye and says it slowly once again. " I. Love. You." And proceed to say the most devoted, loving words about them and how reader is so in love, loyal and just. UGHHHH

Take it easy! Just bask into this idea, hope you don't stress over answering a bunch of (my 😭) asks!! Mwah mwah 💕💕 /p

OH I AM MORE THAN BASKING INTO THIS BECAUSE IT IS SO REAL!!!! We love a reader who is completely and utterly in love with their Harbingers <3 Pierro and Capitano are the ones who stay silent as you go on a whole tangent about how much you love them. Pierro retains his usual serious look, but you're so caught up with your words you may not notice how his face turns softer at your blatant declarations of devotion. Sure, he has a mountain of work to catch up on, but what kind of lover would he be if he didn't let his love rant their feelings out to him? He's not the most verbal or physically affectionate, but that doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate it. I imagine he's been betrayed and such in the past, you know with Celestia and Khaenri'ah and all, so he deeply appreciates your words. Capitano... well, you can never really see his expression with that big helmet of his, so it's a bit hard to tell what he's thinking but don't worry!! His heart is beating quicker than usual and his mind is racing as to what to reply with!! Since when did you become so romantic and affectionate? He hasn't read enough romance advice books to respond properly yet! So Capitano just... pats your head and thanks you so sincerely it makes you giggle. He attempts to formally respond to your feelings via writing but he can't find the right words, unfortunately.

Dottore (that's who you're here for, I know) merely bursts into a laugh. No, he's not laughing at you, but he simply finds it a bit amusing. The idea of true devotion, of genuine loyalty, of real love... he still toys with those concepts a bit. He does feel these things toward you, but he won't verbalize them. Yet you don't seem to care about admitting those feelings toward him in the slightest... in fact, it seems like you jump at the chance to tell him how much you adore him... it's a bit funny to Dottore. Of course, he won't ever stop you, he does enjoy being worshipped and loved by you. Akademiya Zandik, on the other hand, would probably fight you off and then storm away to hide his blushing cheeks. How dare you say such idiotic things to him and how dare you make his heart thump hard at such stupid words. Pantalone too, except it's less of a laugh and more of a few chuckles. He's the kind of person to smile and nod at everything you say, completely enamored by you. He'll stop you in the middle and ask you to elaborate on a specific part and you happily do, he's stroking his own ego at this point but how can you blame him? His darling is being far too cute for him not to want to tease them a bit!

Columbina and Childe are very excited and blushy over it. They adore it when you're so open with them! Columbina's smile is even larger than usual as she hums in agreement with everything you're saying. Yes, please keep adoring her like this. She loves hearing about how much you love her. She's quite open with her feelings toward you too, so to hear it reciprocated so plainly? Pure bliss for her! Childe too is similar, you can literally see how he lights up and a faint blush spreads across his cheeks when you flatter him with such praise. But not for too long, because he'll pick you up and tease you ten times harder. Trying to get on his good side, hmm? Well, he'll have you know he loves you far more than you ever cold. Occasionally, he gets worried about whether it's right to be with you since he's in the Fatui, so these kinds of messages are secretly quite reassuring to him.

Arlecchino and Signora are very elegant and smooth about it. They watch you with a knowing smile, hands tracing over your collarbone and up to your neck and chin... a finger combing through your hair. Arlecchino is still a quiet and reserved woman, she still doesn't say much after your confession, but she is very pleased. Kisses you and gives you a sincere thank you. In her line of work, it's not often she find someone as loyally passionate as you are. Much less someone she loves to the deepest depths of her heart. She knows that you'll never betray or stab her in the back, and she shall never do that to you either. Signora is more smug and teasing about it. Oh? You truly love her that much? How about you show her it too? She ends up flustering you despite you being the one throwing all these sweet words at you. She truly loves being pampered by you, she needs it after all with all of the heartache she went through with her last lover, who she was abruptly cut off from.

Scaramouche and Sandrone short circuit for a few moments before springing back to life, stuttering and berating you for such stupidity and hurriedly breaking free from your grip. They can't deal with such loving words being directed towards them, especially unprompted. Scaramouche's expression is one that you have imprinted in your memory, the uncharacteristic redness and slack jaw, before he becomes his usual Scara self and launches into a long speech about how clingy and strange you were and that you should never do that ever again lest he actually get mad (this is a plea for you to confess all of that again, despite his adamant protest... you know he loves being loved, a feeling that always seemed to slip away from him. He's hesitant about it but he can't deny the rush of his "heart" when he hears your sincere words.) Sandrone's face is just blank. Blank like a robot. She opens her mouth to speak and then closes it, and then opens it again but she's at a loss for words. She finally gets out a half-hearted insult and ends up stuttering halfway through, so that's already not a good look for her. It seems even her usual bad attitude can't keep up when assaulted with such genuine affection...

And... Papanella can get a little platonic kiss on the cheek while you thank him for being the best grandad.

[leejungchans]

when you put cheol in that list of bfs who would down ur shot for u i immediately thought of one of the pics dokyeom posted yesterday 🥹🥹🥹

"you've already drank too much. don't be stubborn."

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STOPEOFKEIIE bc if you get pouty/whiny and insisting you can take a shot yourself he’d plead w you in such a soft voice🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ “baby, please, let me do it for you” 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ the next morning he looks like this from all the shots he took both for himself and for you </3

[lixizpixi]

seeing my tubatu for the first time ever tomorrow !! 🥺🌷💓

[bakery-anon]

wait this is kinda late… but hi new mutual!! i discovered you through dodger and eggy and ellie and i think you’re super cool and funny and your goodnight messages really encouraged me on tough days :)

CRYING AT THE CLUB.

(Me and you)

Hiii new moot!!! <3333 me cool and funny????? Aww you flatterer *kicking my feet and twirling my hair as we speak*

I’m glad my goodnight messages were able to help you! Goodness I haven’t done them in so long </3 I just got a little anxious I suppose about doing them every night so I stopped doing them </3 goodnight messages coming back but maybe only every so often 🫣🫣🫣🫣

YOU’RE FUNNY AND COOL TOO <333 I’m glad you like the side of the internet that you found yourself on <3

[kameyyy]

Hello Mey!!!! Lovely to be here again!!! this is my last one of the night I think *sweats*

Mattsun!!! :D

So this was already seen by you but like he is such a skin to skin contact person

like you're in a sweater or hoodie and he crawls under it and pokes his head out of the neck hole too

He likes to wake you up by peppering kisses on your face

he starts food fights in the kitchen anytime you two try and cook because he can't help himself he just wants to have fun with you lol

does he buy you flowers? no he makes them out of soda can tabs

he's a crafty bitch I just know it

it's like a secret talent, you guys are having a hangout with the others (the seijoh 4) and you guys want to make crafts that you saw on tiktok and bro just goes ham on it but like he's so nonchalant about it

he's like "oh? you didn't know I could do that?" but we all know he's so flipping smug about it

he can't draw but can he craft? absolutely

he likes origami too, he went on a bender in middle school where he stayed up all night making different things and it's just stuck with him

get ready for origami frogs and balloons and stuff

he takes your spare gum wrappers to make little hearts out of them and give them back to you

there's a photo on his nightstand of the two of you together (like before you guys live together) and it's like his favorite photo of the two of you

someone got you two "fighting" in the snow and it's the moment where you're smacking a snowball down on his head and the both of you just have the widest smiles on your faces

which brings me to. snowball fights are a must

like you have to, he is forcing you to put gloves and a coat and stuff on and pulling you outside to snowball fight with him

I could have done more but I'll save that for a later date <3 I love you Mey, sleep well and make sure to take care of yourself darling <333

-all the love in the world, Kai <3

HI KAI !!! i finally feel awake enough to answer and find words and not just go nonverbal and stare at a wall in disassociation delusion style ! :D this took me hours so answer sorry, I had to take breaks because I love this man too much and in a way that would make me end up in a mental hospital if word ever got to my parents ! [insert crying emoji]

SKIN TO SKIN CONTACT WIITH MATTSUN AAAAAAAAAA it's perfect because my love language is physical touch !!!!! I'm gonna crash out guys omg I am not ok

oh I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him, like this is perfect I love it kai I love it so so so much !! my necklines of shirts are always stretched out anyway because I cover the bottom of my face with it when I'm laying down or sitting at a table (started with insecurity, now its just a comfy habit) so he'd have aaaaaaaaaall the space he needs LOL

kai I imagined this. i imagined this when I woke up at 9 am to reply to some people and I crashed out. i had to stop reading the rest because I couldn't handle it. oh my god. I'm ticklish in all sort of ways and I'm a light sleeper and oh my fucking god what if I km GODDDDDDD WHY IS HE NOT REAL

I love him I need food fights with mattsun now

HE MAKES THEM HIMSELF OH MY GOD

you're so right kai and it makes me want him even more

stoppppppp omg I love this I love this this is canon to me now GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'M NOT OKAY

no I didn't know about it but it makes him so incredibly hot and attractive I'm gonna km this is too much I cant handle it I need to buy a gun oh my god oh my god

oh I now his ass sucks at drawing, like his skill on the same level of a kid in kindergarten (I love it)

ORIGAMI OH MY GOD HE COULD MAKE PAPER FLOWERS OH MY GOD KAI I'M ACITIVELY DYING RN I AM HASHTAG NAWT OK I AM NAWT OK I AM NAWT OK

oragami frogs and balloons and stuff omg I'm keeping them all and displaying them proudly in my room. they're on my desk, bedside table, window sill, shelf, in my closet, on some random books littered around the room, on my wall, etc

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP KAI YOU'RE KILLING ME I'M NOT OK!!!!!!! i keep all of them as well. they're in my bag, jacket, phone case and in a special box dedicated to him/us.

i am deceased and I'm writing this reply with my cold corpse. A PICTURE OF US ON HIS NIGHTSTAND ?????????? CRAHSING TF OUT OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD !!!!!

THAT'S SO CUTEEEE OH MY GODDDD !!!!!!!!!! well that someone either has to be dodger, hanamaki or ennoshita (he is my best friend in self-ship-verse) AND AAAAAAAAAAAA

oh yeah they are, my excuse to beat his ass (I miss 99.9% of the time, I have no aim in any form or way)

...what if he zips my jacket for me GOD I'M NOT OK WHY AM I THINKING THIS GODDDDDDDD

kai i love this. i thank you with every fiber of my being for sending those headcanons to me I am going to buy a gun now. i love you kai, really, thank you so so much for doing this. i admire you a lot for thinking about this kind of stuff, I need AGES to even form one thought. thank you, I did sleep well and I'm trying my best <333

ily <3

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@haknom . WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I JUMPED IN MY SEAT ?????