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slaughter-books · 1 year ago

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Day 17: JOMPBPC: Oldest Book

This is one of the oldest books I've read! ❤️

#justonemorepage #jompbpc #oldest book #catching fire #the hunger games trilogy #suzanne collins #beautiful book #beautiful cover #amazing author #bookish #i love books

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vultures-and-scavengers · 4 months ago

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13 year old cullen was all "im gonna learn how to wield a sword and im gonna protect people and im gonna wear cool armor and join the templars" and then cut to 30 year old cullen and he's like. "yep. another day of doing paperwork until 9pm. glory to andraste, i guess."

#cullen rutherford #dragon age inquisition #commander cullen #congrats you fell for the oldest trick in the book when it comes to military recruitment my dude #they spread the Cool Guy stories and leave out the god-awful amounts of paperwork that makes the machine 'run'#vultures and dragons

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bothersomedirtchild · 7 months ago

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Classic bait and switch!

#oldest trick in the book #beetlejuice #lydia deetz #beetlejuice bway #been meaning to doodle the costume switch for a while!#beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice broadway #alex brightman #elizabeth teeter #beetlejuice musical #bd art #no ship #chaos siblings

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cardasia · 1 year ago

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okay okay but the metaphor when christine simultaneously isn't moving fast enough for spock at chess and isn't moving fast enough for him in their relationship while jim is playing the game in his head from across the room

#I am RABID #and they used the CHESS METAPHOR aka the OLDEST SPIRK TROPE IN THE BOOK #spirk #snw #spock #kirk #chapel #star trek #snw spoilers #1k

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judasofsuburbia · 3 months ago

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sounds like sweet talk to my ears || steddie s3 fluff

rating: teen and up || pairing: steve harrington/eddie munson || word count: 1633 || read here

summary:

"You just gotta practice on someone with zero stakes,” Eddie exclaims.

“Like who?”

Eddie gestures to Robin who cackles loudly.

“Not a chance,” Robin says.

“I’m not fake flirting with Robin. Gag.”

Eddie’s mouth twists. His next sentence is on the tip of his tongue, fighting to come out of his mouth, but his brain is screaming don’t, don’t don’t‒

“Practice on me,” Eddie blurts. His voice is meek so he clears his throat and puts on his most encouraging smile.

or: after watching steve strike out again at the scoops ahoy counter, eddie suggests that steve try flirting with him as practice. no harm, no foul, it's just pretend, right?

#my god she had one steddie worm for the first time in MONTHS insane insane insane #yeah this is the oldest trope in the book but !!!! who cares #emily writes #steddie #steddie fics #steddie fluff #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things fics

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canisalbus · 2 months ago

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Holy shit. I get it now <- wrote a tragedy and got obsessed with my own ocs and now I can’t stand their story ending the way it did

I have decided to follow in your footsteps and make a modern au where things turn out (marginally) better for them

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#see? it be like that sometimes #inventing an au where things hurt less and the characters get to just exist (even flourish) and be reasonably content with their lives #is like the oldest trick in the book #devised a story for them that is otherwise solid but makes you feel genuinely horribly sad? grant them another chance #have them bake sourdough bread and go shopping for socks together #free serotonin #goblin-in-the-rain #answered

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wickedcriminal · 9 months ago

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