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Girl help!

I got my dick and balls stuck in V1's hinges!

I shouldn't have fucked the machine! AHG-

Audio source

[ryuubff]

Genre is pathetic sebby

(3/4 of these are from being down bad over sam)

[serpulalacrymans]

What are your post nut clarities like cause I know you’re very philosophical and poetic so like do you somehow find the answer to life or something

-Jacqueline 

It depends on the day?

...Recently I have tried to condition myself into enjoying internet porn over a select few of my own creations. I think it makes me. Healthier. Closer to normal people.

It's hardly working. But.. I think that counts?

[amerasdreams]

even tho those sparkling flavored waters don't have sugar, they make me feel sugary, that is, dry and quivery, nervous, more awake even if I have to go to bed

What is this

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

Just going through my asks a bit. You've said so many nice things. Thank you

You're welcome.

[carrionhand]

Reliable and goodhearted. An incredibly rare combination.

:>

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[skullchicken]

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I think one of the kindest things you can do for people with various mental health struggles is just... let people back into your life after they've been absent for a while.

Making friends as an adult is so fucking hard already and isolating yourself from other people is a very common symptom of depression, anxiety, burnout, ocd, trauma, grief, etc. Which means that someone will do the hard work of recovery/healing and resurface back into a world where their previous friends have written them off because they stopped showing up.

So if you know someone where you're like "yeah we could have been better friends but they fell off the map a bit" and that person suddenly reaches out, or starts showing up to events even though you kind of forgot they were still in the group chat... well they may have been Going Through It and you don't actually have to punish them for their absence you can just be glad that they're back.

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[hahaoatmeal]

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[soaptaculart]

The cat and the dad she said she "didn't want"

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?