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Girl help!

I got my dick and balls stuck in V1's hinges!

I shouldn't have fucked the machine! AHG-

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[ryuubff]

Genre is pathetic sebby

(3/4 of these are from being down bad over sam)

[ineedhelp-posts]

Pls request anything, I beg.

I shall write *nearly* anything your heart desires.

Here are my areas of expertise:

Demon Slayer

Black Clover

Ouran High School Host Club

Haikyu!!

Twisted Wonderland

Toliet Bound Hanako-Kun

The Promised Neverland

Link Click

The Disastrous Life of Saki K

Assassination Classroom

Kamisama Kiss

Jujutsu Kaisen

The Case Study of Vanitas

Chainsaw Man

Bungo Stray Dogs

Ace Attorney

I can't think of any more but pls ask. I watch too many animes and have too much time on my hands.

I'll write x Readers, or ships, and pretty much anything. Murder is okay. Yanderes are okay. I welcome fluff and angst and any romance with open arms. I'm not great at writing male readers, bear with me pls.

I won't write:

smut (minor 😙✌)

inc3st (sorry, but no, honey)

any p3do stuff (do I even need to say more?)

Anything with ppl being "better" than others in terms of race, religion, etc. (Ur prolly not btw)

And, anything homophobic, pr0shippers, wlw/mlm fetishizers, rac!sts, you get the gist, right?

Let's keep this place PG-14, kay? (Minus gore, I have no problem with that so read at ur own risk <3)

Enjoy! Or don't, but I have candy. You don't. Not this kind, anyways.

[serpulalacrymans]

What are your post nut clarities like cause I know you’re very philosophical and poetic so like do you somehow find the answer to life or something

-Jacqueline 

It depends on the day?

...Recently I have tried to condition myself into enjoying internet porn over a select few of my own creations. I think it makes me. Healthier. Closer to normal people.

It's hardly working. But.. I think that counts?

[amerasdreams]

even tho those sparkling flavored waters don't have sugar, they make me feel sugary, that is, dry and quivery, nervous, more awake even if I have to go to bed

What is this

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

Just going through my asks a bit. You've said so many nice things. Thank you

You're welcome.

[carrionhand]

Reliable and goodhearted. An incredibly rare combination.

:>

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[ef-1]

For those not tapped into Australian politics, King Charles is in Australia to conduct his "historic first tour to the commonwealth realm" i.e visting countries that King Charles is supposedly a monarch to.

Indigenous senator Lidia Thorpe had requested an audience with King Charles for weeks prior to this visit, she wrote countless letters to speak to him. Unlike other commonwealth nations and other former Brisitish colonies, a treaty with Indigenous peoples in Australia was never formed. Their land was never ceded to the British Crown. After being denied and ignored, Lidia Thorpe, draped in a traditional possum skin cloak, stormed in the Great Hall during the reception for Charles at Parliament House in the capital shouting the following:

I literally can't even look at these photos without getting goosebumps.

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[daisyofwaterdeep]

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

[skullchicken]

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I think one of the kindest things you can do for people with various mental health struggles is just... let people back into your life after they've been absent for a while.

Making friends as an adult is so fucking hard already and isolating yourself from other people is a very common symptom of depression, anxiety, burnout, ocd, trauma, grief, etc. Which means that someone will do the hard work of recovery/healing and resurface back into a world where their previous friends have written them off because they stopped showing up.

So if you know someone where you're like "yeah we could have been better friends but they fell off the map a bit" and that person suddenly reaches out, or starts showing up to events even though you kind of forgot they were still in the group chat... well they may have been Going Through It and you don't actually have to punish them for their absence you can just be glad that they're back.

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!