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moonlightcycle571 · 2 months ago
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Lmao I just had a fantastic vision.
The JL fighting a multiversal threat, and the for keeps disappearing into different universes/worlds. While everyone is coming up with ways to travel to apprehend the foe, Captain Marvel has an idea.
Batman: so far, our current multiversal technology is subpar and unable to go at the rate the villain is going.
Flash: while I can travel through universes, it’s going to take a while to l’acte which one they’re on, and even then, they can leave before I even do anything.
Superman: we need a reliable tracker and transport system. Both being crucial elements we don’t have
Captain Marvel: I have an idea.
Cue to the JL all on a random sidewalk, with the clear instructions to ‘wait until they arrive’ and to ‘not move or interfere in any way shape of form’.
Random Truck: *appears out of nowhere, hitting a random pigeon*
JL: huh
Marvel: well that’s going to be an interesting story. Anyways, there you are! Guys, meet Truck-kun!
JL: excuse me???
Truck-kun:
Marvel: Their a bit shy ☺️
JL: …
Truck-kun: *blushes*
JL: how is that even possible??!??!?
They proceed to go in and go through some weird interdimensional car chase, passing by random worlds, spawning through random streets (for some reason, most of them are in Japan), and more importantly, hitting A LOT of people. Old, young, middle aged, animals, even a vending machine at some point. It’s just a slaughter.
The JL is horrified, and Cap is just sitting in his seat, all chill.
Green Lantern: DID WE JUST HIT SOMEONE
Marvel: yup
Superman: AND YOURE DOING NOTHING TO STOP IT
Marvel: nope
Batman: Captain that kills people
Marvel: it’s not killing, more like transporting them into a different universe that is more suited for them. Had we not hit them, they would have died either ways within the hour. Now they get a second chance of life.
JL: *existential crisis*
Even after the villain is apprehended, they found out they only managed to get this far is because they had a magic car*
Hawkwoman: *stares at the car* how does one come across thee vehicles
Marvel: well I met Truck-kun cause he’s besties with my magic Train. Train-chan told me that Truck-kuns little brother Car-kun got abducted, which is why Truck-kun was so willing to help.
JL:…
Flash: I’m going to go lie down.
Batman: *mentally adding magic vehicle community to his conspiracy board*
Bonus:
Green Arrow: *retelling what happened* -and then some random Truck pulls up
Conner Hawke: lmao you met Truck-kun
Green Arrow:
Conner:
Black Canary: … how do you know that name?
Conner: w h a t
Bonus 2:
Naturally Conner tells Damian, who tells Jon, who tells Kon, who tells the Titans and basically the whole thing spreads.
Red Robin: YOU MET TRUCK KUN! THE GREAT ONE HIMSELF
Spoiler: THE ALL MIGHTY WHEELS OF STEEL
Cyborg: WHY WASNT I INVITED! CAP YOU LBOW HOW MUCH I LIKE MY ISEKAI
Blue Beetle: JUST CAUSE YOU GASLIGHT DOES NOT MEAN YOURE A GIRL BOSS
Superboy: SHARING IS CARING
Arsenal, lying on the road: TAKE ME
Bonus 3:
Static Shock: next you’ll be telling us you know Archie’s magic bus
Marvel: well I’m not sure I know who this ‘Archie’ is, but Train-chan does have a cousin called Bus-san.
Titans: *explode*
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chokedonaturtle · 7 months ago
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<3
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vamprisms · 8 months ago
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one does not simply walk into mordor? thank fuck i hate walking. tell sam to pull the 1998 nissan micra around
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keiksy-cake · 1 year ago
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Germany's second page from the Hetalia Collezione
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Official revisions included "just like shojo manga!" to "maybe he likes cute things?", and the addition of "his casual clothes are often described as "dad-like"
all collezione pages
[Please note, I’m an amateur in Japanese and have to use various resources and translation machines to help me. If you notice a possible mistake or want clarification, please bring it up to me *politely* and not aggressively or hostile.]
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keeps-ache · 11 months ago
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blood of the covenant
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retroautomaton · 10 months ago
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furubaycrossing · 8 months ago
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I go out like once a year for my best friends bday (fancy dinner, clubbing, drinking, shots, the whole thing) and every year I feel older than ever lol
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moon-and-stars-selfship · 29 days ago
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At this rate, I think it'd just be faster (and cheaper) to buy a used car from Craigslist
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mariocki · 10 months ago
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Night Key (1937)
"Now, listen, Steve. Twenty years ago you robbed me of the patent rights of the system that you're now using. Perhaps there was some excuse for that: because it gave you wealth, success, position, all the things that tempt one man to rob another. But now that you have everything and I have nothing, what possible reason is there for you to do this to me again?"
#night key#lloyd corrigan#1937#boris karloff#tristram tupper#jack moffitt#william a. pierce#warren hull#jean rogers#alan baxter#hobart cavanaugh#samuel s. hinds#david oliver#ward bond#frank reicher#edwin maxwell#george cleveland#george humbert#charles c. wilson#light hearted karloff vehicle which doesn't really deserve the sci fi label it's been given; yes‚ BK is an inventor of slightly fantastical#gadgets‚ but mostly this film is concerned with big business skullduggery with a side of organised crime. Karloff‚ as he often did‚ is#playing older than he was but he's very good and highly sympathetic as the doddery old prof. there's lots of good performances here‚ from#Jean Rogers' charming daughter to Warren Hull's romantic interest (much less tiresome than the usual role fillers in these movies) and#special mention to Hobart C as a delightfully seedy smalltime crook who attaches himself to BK like a stray dog. the only dud note is#Alan Baxter's weirdly monotone turn as the big bad‚ lacking any of the threat the character needs. the ending is twee and silly and there's#some (understandably) shaky fx work but this is genuinely a very fun time and a pleasant change from the usual Karloff vehicle of the era#one jarring moment: there's a very brief moment where a plot related news bulletin is heard on the radio‚ and as soon as it's finished the#news announcer begins to turn to the 'news from Spain' but the radio is switched off and the film moves on before we hear any more; this is#1937 remember‚ a moment of global tumult and thick in the gathering storm of the years to come but this is the only moment that the real#world is allowed to intrude into the charming and slighty silly world of eccentric inventors and sinister crooks
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vivanightcity · 1 year ago
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tony-hawks-underground · 5 months ago
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I wish my jeep was three years older then i could use a yellow bird graphic sc license plate legally
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000marie198 · 2 months ago
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Incorporating jinns in fanfics with real life accuracy is super fun. Who'd have thought
#would u believe me if i told you uve actually seen one? irl? probably not. and lived close to many so i know some of their perks#the urge to tell ghost stories which are real is strong#also the funny thing is. there are many supernatural beings with their own regional mythology across the world and almost all of them are#very very extremely similar to what jinns are like#idk where the whole 'vampires can't eat garlic' trope came from but it had to from somewhere#in older times when vehicles didn't exist and distances b/w towns n villages were still long#and ppl had tot ravle on foot or animals for a long time. or go to markets which were far away. they used to place onion and garlic in thei#meet. so they wouldn't be attacked by jinns and would be drove away by the scent#this is something from my region#i asked my mother abt this once. she said the long travels could get dangerous. especially if one was carrying meet home#and the garlic has strong scent. veiling the scent of meet.#and it didn't have to be jinns or anything. it kept away carnivores and predators too#did you know farmers in India hang garlic garlands on the pillars of their charapai to keep away the snakes?#fae are mischievous and tricksters. guess who else is just as mischievous and trickster. that's right. jinn#most of the yokai?#there are different ones but most of them have traits and abilities that are inherent to jinns#point in case. i believe that many of these supernatural beings considered fanarasy do exist. they just have different names for#different people
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akkivee · 11 months ago
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hitoya pulling jyushi and kuko up to some gala they wwre invited to as celebs in this
https://www.tumblr.com/shiftythrifting/746677228577882112/i-dont-even-know-where-to-begin?source=share
(kuko is riding on top and jyushi is diva laying on his side inside the front)
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kuukou in a ceremonial kimono, jyushi in some elaborate gothic lolita fit and hitoya looking derby dapper like serving it old school and no less fly lmao
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sweetbunpura · 10 months ago
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soul-reapr · 6 months ago
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GTA5 has been out long enough that the claptrap generator reference has been relevant like four or five different times now
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spacebugarts · 1 year ago
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Forcing you to Look At Them
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