#old hag witch

[weirdlookindog]

The Demon is a Hag - Gredown, Australia, 1978?

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[thecrowinggriffon]

Nightmare material

[yoursghouly]

[oldhagtournament]

ROUND 1 - GROUP A

Propaganda under the cut

Odin

shes a scientist! she's an engineer! unknowable horrors have been singing to her in her dreams for decades! she caused the end of the universe as we know it! she was really horny for that train!

She built a train to bring an outer world god to destroy her system, that she ruled over. She is so bat-shit and canonically wanted to fuck the train!

She literally is the serpent that shall poison the sky and boil the sea. The land shall freeze eternal as Yog-Sothoth beckons us hence, whose voice she heard when first they built the track so long ago.

Stygian Witches

3 old hags for the price of one. theyre 3 sisters that see and know all - they have to share one singular eyeball between all of them and bc of that theyre always fightinggg

often attemped in other media but its never been better than in clash of titans imo (i do think theyre funny in the godawful 2nd pjo movie tho)

[thoonist]

A recurring green hag character across our d&d campaigns, a curiosity/magic shop owner named Mora. Mora’s shop can mysteriously pop up anywhere there’s a large enough city, and she always manages to have rare components and unique/interesting items in stock.

She also, importantly, has a mail-order catalog. In traditional campaigns you can pick up paper catalogs at her shop. The Old Crone’s Catalog can be filled out and burned in a fire pit with the appropriate amount of money (which magically disappears) and your items will be delivered by Raven within a few days.

In modern times, you can just download her holophone app.

[gin-draws]

your friendly neighborhood hags-

-as long as you don’t mind clutter and chaos.

[everymariemjolnir]

[emilydickinsonsghost]

Everyone talks about turning 30 and becoming an “old hag” and a “spinster” (derogatory) but what about being an old hag and a spinster in the cool mysterious witchy independent goth babe way, huh, what about that?

Be the freaky spinster that everyone talks about because she lives all alone at the edge of town with her cats and haunts the forests at night in her sweeping black gown and cloak and grows poisonous herbs in her garden bc she’s probably a witch and is also probably in a Boston marriage with the quirky “old maid” librarian

Like, that’s kind of hot and aspirational!

I for one can’t wait to become an old hag and terrify the menfolk with my unmaidenly ways.

Also please excuse me while I go write a Neo-Victorian gothic novel about lesbian spinsters ✌️

[costumedump]

The Old Hag

Animatronic

Disneyland

1970s

[bananacreamphi]

I hope Prospera tries to pilot Aerial and gets kicked out and proceeds to have a screaming meltdown

[legendl0re]

Advice for DMs on running the Hags of Old Bonegrinder in Curse of Strahd, complete with loot, RP and combat tips, and more!

[sinduraisawitch]

[milfhandholder]

Some people do not understand hyperbole and I wish that they would not make it my problem 🫶

[oldhagtournament]

Preliminary Round - Group A

Propaganda under the cut

Tsuru

She's old, thats for sure- but shes still kickin!!! and is quite high up in the Marines. Famous for her escapades when she was younger. Doflamingo, a scary ass dude who's like 10 feet tall, is scared of her lmaoo

her power is...washing people? she'll like wash them and hang them up to dry and they become less evil? idfk

The Witch

She is the witch that kidnapped Rapunzel, her mother punished her with a curse of old age and ugliness if she ever lost any of the magic beans from her garden (the beans from Jack and the beanstalk), and she spends the whole first act trying to get her youth back only to lose her powerful magic when she does and regret it

She’s got banger songs and she’s funny. Also Bernadette Peters

Hag blueprint

[elminx]

Witch Tip: Worry less about other people's crafts, and more about your own.

[freeros]