#old enough series

[myveryownfanfiction]

Chapter 38

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen, @stark-ironman, @plush4bunny

warnings: swearing, pregnancy, possible secret child, spoilers for season 3 episode 1

AN: we’re back baby! Welcome to night court season three! And the return of our favorite lawyer.

after rozs reception, Dan had taken me home. Laying in bed, Dan propped his chin on my pelvis and stared at my stomach.

“still can’t believe it.” He breathed out, kissing my stomach. “I’m gonna be a dad.” Shaking his head, he climbed up bed and hovered over me. I reached up to cup his cheek as he stared down at me. “Thank you.” I laughed and rubbed his cheek with my thumb.

“For what?” I asked, smiling at him. “Having your baby?”

“not just that.” He turned his head and kissed my palm. “Taking a chance on me. Loving me. Standing by me. Everything. From day one. You’ve been there.” I pulled him down into a kiss.

“I love you.” I whispered. Dan smiled against my lips before kissing me again.

“I love you too.” He laid down next to me as we drifted off to sleep. The next day, we headed back into work.

“Olivia got a job offer at a big law firm. Apparently talking to that lady at rozs wedding payed off.” Abby said as we walked in. I sat down next to Dan, snuggled up to him under his arm. “I hired a new district attorney. She’s starting tonight.” I nodded as Dan kissed my head. “What about you two? How are you feeling after the wedding?”

“I mean…” I shrugged. “I wouldn’t trade our wedding for the world. But I think now people expect us to do it properly. After the proposal.” Dan nodded.

“I guess we have to start planning it soon.” He said, looking at me. “Maybe we should do it before you start to show?” Dan furrowed his eyebrows at me. I shrugged.

“I mean legally we’re already married. If anything this is technically a vow renewal.” I looked up at him. “We could do it whenever we’re ready.”

“whenever we’re ready.” Dan agreed. “And of course you’ll preform the ceremony again.” He looked over at the judge. Abby nodded, looking jittery.

“of course.” She confirmed. “Well we better get to court. New attorney should be here already.” Dan stood up with a sigh, helping me up before heading to the court room.

“something’s up with her.” I whispered to him. Dan nodded.

“she won’t tell us though.” He said. I nodded in agreement. “Oh shit.” Dan stopped where he was and went white.

“what?” I asked, turning to look at the person who had just entered the courtroom. “Shit. Julianne.” I breathed. Dan turned around and headed to Abby.

“I need your hr boyfriend.” He seethed. Abby refused to look at him as she fidgeted.

“I really don’t think we need…” she started.

“Yes we do. I have an hr emergency.” Dan said. He stared Abby down and she nodded.

“I’ll go get him.” She said before heading off to make the call.

“I’m out of here until he shows up. And you are too.” Dan grabbed my hand and led me down to his office. “That woman is going to kill me.” He muttered as he contemplated pushing the couch in front of the door.

“Dan she doesn’t know where your office is.” I sighed as I sat behind his desk. “You’re fine.” There was a knock on the door and Dan let out a high pitched scream. “Or not?” I got up and opened the door as Dan flattened himself against the wall. I looked behind the door at Dan and rolled my eyes. “It’s Jake Dan. Want to change your pants before the meeting?” Dan sighed in relief before coming out from behind the door. We followed Jake back down to Abby’s chambers, Dan explaining why he called Jake.

“I mean it sort of is a problem.” Jake muttered. “It’s not the kind of relationship I like to file for but I can still do it.” Jake turned to look over at me. “Which congratulations by the way. Abby told me you were expecting. Paperwork is all filed for leave for both of you and if you need anything else let me know.” I nodded as I squeezed his arm.

“thanks Jake.” I said, passing him as I went to sit down on the couch. I started going through the case files for the night, tuning out the argument taking place.

“alright. Fine. My dad wrestled alligators. Your dad was a judge. And (Y/N)’s dad works in construction. Now we’re all caught up on dads.” Dan seethed. I looked up and raised an eyebrow. “Can we please get back to the matter at hand? My life is on the line and you want to make jokes.”

“look there weren’t many judges that signed up for the second chance incentive. But judge stone signed up for it forty times.” Julianne said. I nodded.

“sounds like Abby.” I muttered. Jake nodded with a smile and Dan gave me a look.

“you signed up for something and kept it from me?!” Dan looked at her, clearly appalled. I giggled, realizing now how much they acted like father and daughter.

“Well I…” Abby stuttered. “You know me…” Dan sighed and nodded.

“yeah i do.” He muttered. “So there’s nothing we can do about this?” Jake shook his head.

“not really. I mean not unless she tries to kill you again.” Dan sighed and got up.

“great. Just great.” He shook his head and headed to the cafeteria. “She’s gonna win them over one by one I swear.” I wrapped my arms around him and smiled.

“not me.” I said. Dan gave me a small smile.

“no. I doubt she would.” He agreed. Kissing me softly, Dan pulled me tight against him. “Come on. Time to go back to work.” Heading back into court, Abby continued to act weird. Flobert kept coming and going, distracting me. “What?”

“I don’t know. Something’s going on.” I muttered.

“aside from Julianne?” He asked. I nodded. “Whatever it is, don’t want to be a part of it.” Dan shrugged.

“oh. By the way, the file you wanted is here.” I handed him the file he requested from records. “But I don’t think you’re going to like what you see.” Dan pulled out the papers and started reading between cases. He looked over at Julianne.

“you weren’t lying. Wow.” He said, looking between her and the paper. “So you’re really not here to…” he handed me her credentials.

“wow. Yale pre law. Criminal lawyer. Then criminal. But I mean. That’s impressive.” I said, looking up at the two. Julianne smiled as she nodded.

“I’m just crazy. Well that explains earlier why I thought I heard a trash can screaming.” Dan chuckled and shook his head.

“no you did.” Julianne said. I furrowed my eyebrows. “It was that guy. Flobert.” She pointed over by Abby.

“wonder what’s going on over there.” I said, moving to stand next to Dan again.

“they’re just trying to find out if he’s the judges boyfriends father.” Julianne said. Dans jaw dropped and my eyes went wide, hand going to my stomach. Abby turned to us, horror on her face.

“you think what?” Dan exclaimed, staring at Abby in a mix of shock and horror.

“would it make you feel better if I said at least my boyfriends not my brother?” She asked. I blinked at her.

“he’s not your what now?” I asked. Abby smiled sheepishly at us. “Abby I think you need to explain. Now.”

[paintpanic]

Long-term warning message.

[qiinamii]

i wouldn't have met you

[0livdocx]

Pride month has ended but it doesn’t stop me from making a rainbow out of the tos crew

[veronicaneptunes]

A long time ago, we used to be friends... The Veronica Mars pilot aired 20 years ago today- on the 22nd of September, 2004.

[sin-scribbles]

get some rest ya old coots!!!!!

[blaithnne]

Johanna would kill them, but she sees them up to nonsense like this at least once per day and is no longer phased.

[fatedroses]

Some body type references and notes I wanted to make, especially before I redraw some of my old pieces (plus, a bit of him as an adventurer having a crisis of a realization), and also just personally how I HC the change between stormblood to now based on some in game refs I've been looking at.

[pharawee]

Vee will help Grandma.

[sbd-laytall]

The true energy of a teenager teaching slang to their grandpa.

Robin II: Joker's Wild (1991) #1

[sunderwight]

Thinking about Lan Qiren being online and I'm pretty sure that he would fall for the Smooth Sharks Fallacy like every single time.

People would try and explain it to him and it wouldn't matter. He would still keep trying to bring academic articles into pie fights.

[myveryownfanfiction]

Chapter 33

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGEI IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery, @onedirectionlovers2014, @eroticaplush

warnings: swearing, smut, unprotected marital sex, Dan may come across as a bit creepy staring at the fashion show models

AN: So chapter 35 will be for the episode coming out 2/20. I'm semi combining the last two episodes but also not if that makes any sense. So enjoy!

When we arrived at the courthouse, Dan and I both looked at each other. Models were walking around in various states of dress and designers were trailing after them. Kids in all black and headsets ran around trying to control the chaos.

“what the fuck is going on?” I asked. Dan shrugged and grabbed a kid.

”what’s going on?” He asked. The kid looked at him and rolled his eyes.

“ain’t you a lawyer? Read your report.” The kid said. Dan tightened his grip on the kid. “Alright. Alright. There was an incident at the fashion show. We all were brought in. Talk to judge stone.” Dan let the kid go and he ran off.

“fashion show gone wrong.” I laughed. “What are the odds.”

“not the first not the last.” Dan shrugged. “Last time that happened they were making a porno but didn’t know it. Swimsuit models that thought they were going to be crowned Ms universe.” I raised an eyebrow at Dan and he sighed. “Yeah yeah I did try to sleep with them. I failed. Go ahead. Laugh.”

“Hmmm.” I mused. “I’m starting to think you didn’t have it like you make would you did.” Dan chuckled. “Beautiful women in swimsuits and you still struck out. And I’ve seen you in your day Dan. You were hooooottt.” Dan blushed and hung his head.

“alright that’s enough.” He sighed. “You’re lucky I love you.” He grabbed me by the waist and pulled me to him. “Come on let’s see what Abbie’s up to.”

“Abbie’s going on a date after court.” Gurgs informed us when we entered the cafeteria. “With a fashion designer.”

“is he legitimate?” Dan asked. I looked over at him. Something about the way he gazed intently at gurgs and his eyebrows had furrowed slightly. “Is he really a fashion designer or just someone saying he is?”

“well considering the fact he was hiding from paparazzi in her office and the way they went nuts when he left I’d say he is.” Gurgs said, looking at in confusion. “Why?” Dan stood up abruptly and walked off. I stared at the door after he left and sighed. “Is everything ok?”

“he’s going to vet the designer.” I breathed out. “This happened before. When he first worked here. He was telling me about it and I kind of joked around about it. Swimsuit models last time.” Gurgs smiled at me and nodded.

“he’s worried about Abbie.” She said. I nodded. “That’s sweet.” Gurgs looked over her shoulder where Dan was walking down the hallway. “How’s that make you feel? You have this look that says something’s going through your head.”

“yeah.” I said, biting my lip. “I’m thinking he’s gonna be a great dad. He just doesn’t know it.” Gurgs smiled at me and patted my arm before getting up.

“come on. Time for court.” She said. I nodded and followed her to the courtroom. As the night wore on, I noticed Dan kept looking at the models.

“everything alright?” I asked. Dan nodded, not taking his eyes off a model a little younger than me.

“yeah.” He said, finally tearing his eyes away. I raised an eyebrow at him. “Abbie’s date moved up to break. Designer checks out. So uh…” he paused for a second. “What? Why are you looking at me like that?”

“you’re already such a dad.” I laughed as I hugged him. Dan frowned before his head jerked towards the model. She had just let out a sob and turned to run out of the courtroom. “You’re concerned for a kid you don’t even know. I’ve never seen you act like you did tonight when Abbie said she was going on a date. Not even when Rand showed up. Dan, you are going to be an amazing dad. And I’m glad I get to be the one to see it.” Dan blushed before taking my hand and kissing the back of it.

“thank you.” He whispered. “I don’t know why but sometimes I guess I just need to hear that kind of stuff.”

“you know…” I said as I started pulling Dan towards the exit. “Abbie’s date is going to run into court time. And we’ve got some time to kill…” Dan smiled at me as he got the hint.

“office?” He asked. I nodded as we left the court room and headed towards his office. “Who knew me acting like a dad would get you all hot and bothered.” He laughed as I wrapped my hand around his tie.

“well…i mean you’re not quite a dad yet but…” I kissed him forcefully and started working on undressing him. “You definitely are a dad I’d like to fuck.” Dan shook his head, laughing under his breath.

“damn that’s bad.” He said, watching as I rid him of his clothes. Once his pants were pushed down, he started undressing me. “You’re going to have to come up with something better than that eventually.”

“don’t blame me.” I breathed out as he kissed me deeply, pulling me to the couch. “Blame the internet.” Dan sat down on his couch and pulled me into his lap. I straddled him the best I could and sank down on him. I cut his moan off with another kiss. Bouncing on his lap, I ran my fingers through his hair only letting up when his head tilted back. Instead I started peppering his neck and jaw with kisses.

“fuck (Y/N).” Dan breathed out as I sucked on the skin below his ear. “I’m not going to last much longer.”

“neither am I.” I responded, pulling back to look at him. Dans hands pushed and pulled at my waist, helping me with my movements. “I am serious though. You are going to make an incredibly sexy dad one day.” Dan grunted as I sank down on him again.

“let’s hope it’s soon.” He ground out, pulling me in for a bruising kiss as my orgasm washed over me. He followed me after another thrust up into me. His arms were quick to circle around me and pull me into his chest. “I love you.” He whispered as we slowly came down from our high.

“I love you too.” I said, smiling up at him. “My dilf.” His body shook with his laughter and I smiled at him, enjoying the moment of pure bliss.

[yardsards]

the thing about labru vs kabumisu is that both of them have the same core appeal to me, specifically from kabru's side of things: kabru being someone who is constantly agonizing about social rules and putting on the right mask, and meeting this Weird Fucking Guy who does not (cannot) care about all those things, and so kabru slowly allows himself to be more genuine. they're both such good relationships (whether you view them romantically or platonically), why must there be so much hostility between enjoyers of these ships?

[veinsfullofstars]

💥 Of mice and mischief! 💥

(ID: More Kirby series fanart of Shadow Kirby interacting with Squeakers, with a guest cameo by Dark Meta Knight. Top left - SK clad in the Bomb hat and his Kirby Fighters black-and-purple coloration, dashing by alongside a green Squeaker, both of them carrying lit bombs and laughing with eager mischief. Top right - SK being hurriedly carried off by a group of excited Squeakers, his eyes wide in surprise and little arms thrown back from the speed. Bottom - DMK standing stiffly as a gaggle of curious Squeakers huddles around and even climbs onto him, his fists clenched and his wings slightly curled, his mask tilted down and and hiding his eyes in the shadow of the visor, red lines of irritation zigzagging off of him. To our left, a word bubble sporting Daroach’s top hat reads, “Aww, they like ya! Ain’t that precious? Quick, Spinni, get the camera!” END ID.)

Part 1 | Part 2 (you’re here!) | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Compilation

Sketch started btw 12/23 - 05/24, render started 05/21/24, finished 05/23/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24.

[todayisafridaynight]

[multifandom-nerds-blog]

I'm rewatching Trollhunters in the background right now, and the disfunctional mother son relationship between Jim and his mom is making me crazy.

Like, he's taking care of the household and his mother for years as a teenager and before probably. She is sometimes giving half hearted comments about him not having to do so much, but very obviously she's not gonna make him stop do all the cooking and cleaning. Y'know. Both because they've been living like this for years, and because it's obviously also very comfortable to have someone do all the house work.

Then Strickler comes into the picture, and if we ignore the whole Troll and changeling side of the story, Barabara gets very offended cause Jim doesn't want her to meet him privately. Again, ignoring the whole magic and trolls stuff, STRICKLER IS JIMS TEACHER. If Jim hadn't figured out that Strickler was a changeling he probably wouldn't have a problem with it, but the fact that he does, no matter the reason, should be enough for Barbara to put a stop to the relationship. Her child is clearly uncomfortable with her seeing/dating that guy, for whatever reason, and even clearly vocalized it. But she doesn't care about, or rather, she tells Jim that she "wouldn't expect something like that" from him. Obviously not, cause she may see him like her child/teenager he is, BUT DOESN'T TREAT HIM LIKE ONE.

And then Jim, unknowingly to Barbara, becomes the Trollhunter, and his behavior changes. He's suddenly doing reckless stuff, sneaking out, getting bruises, landing in detention and even at the police station, barely avoiding a police report. What does she do? Asking him what's going on? If everything's alright at school? If he has any other problems? Maybe trying to lower his workload around the house, which again, he's doing most of that as a teenager and longer probably.

Nah. She doesn't do anything until he lands in the hospital. Except for again, dismissing him rather negatively at the one topic he's openly expressing any negative opinions about (Strickler). And after he lands in the hospital she now starts not asking questions, but demanding answers. Demanding answers from a teenager in a difficult situation who is also now acting much more like a teenager than he ever did before, from her point of view at least. Except she obviously doesn't know how to deal with a teenager, cause she has never had to raise or live with a teenager. She instead lived with a child pretending to be an adult for years, that was partly much more of an adult than she was, who did way to much work even before Jim became the Trollhunter. So she throws punishments at him and grounds him, but does he listen?

No. Cause why should he? Not only is he dealing with things much more important than being grounded, yknow, saving the world, he's trying to protect her from the sheer knowledge of the supernatural and physically protecting her from getting harmed. And again, for the majority of the time since his dad left he pretended to be an adult. He was and is the main adult in the household, dealing with important things she doesn't even know about.

The only one's treating Jim like a teenager are teachers, other children and Blinky and Aaargh sort of when they're not in the middle of Troll business. Strickler, in the first episodes where Jim doesn't know about his true identity, is much more of a parental figure to Jim (also after his redemption later on tbh) than his mother.

In summary: Barbara is treating her son like an adult, almost like a partner, instead of a child/teenager. And when that isn't possible anymore she doesn't know how to properly treat him. She also doesn't really care that her son is uncomfortable with her being around Strickler, or Strickler in general. And it takes Blinky telling her (when Jim is 16) that Jim might be affected by his father leaving when he was five years old.

Jim meanwhile is treating his mother more like a child/teenager instead of the adult and MOTHER that she is. Seeing her as his responsibility. Cooking for her. Cleaning for her. Telling her to rest and take breaks.

They obviously love each other other. And their relationship might not be toxic, but it's very much disfunctional. In a way that is mostly negative for Jim.