#okay sorry ill be normal now

[khaosssss]

yeah idk another self-indulgent oc drawing

[dogd0m-charlie]

yeah yeah sure rough freaky t4t gay sex where i mount you aggressively and overstimulate you by making you cum over and over until you're crying etc etc. but- hey, no, listen. take my hand for a second. what if. what if maybe um. you know, instead of that, what if you let me just lay back and kiss my neck gently and slowly jerk me off or maybe ride me for a little while and praise me for how much I've been doing lately and how good i make you feel all the time and tell me you're proud of me, because you know it's really hard for me to always just push through and make myself get things done and you want me to be the center of attention just this once, so you decide to make me cum this time while muttering praises in my ear to make me really feel as appreciated as possible. maybe. (please)

[companion-showdown]

Which companion is the most normal person?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

[astrosstarfall]

no no im complaining more about being fat sorry, bc im losing my shit and we havent seen our therapist in weeks

we cant bind our chest anymore because we're too big, and im guessing thats a big part of why we've stopped passing as male now to strangers

we constantly have our family insulting us for our weight, meanwhile they compliment each other on "looking skinny" on random days

our mom also watches shows about fat people being forced to lose weight, and then quotes their doctors to us and blames us for our fatness like its a huge moral failing

our dad and sister meanwhile will always joke about and make fun of fat characters in shows to us

we cant sit in public places because every chair is skinny with arms

its almost impossible to find clothes in our size, especially tops, to the point where our winter coat doesnt close enough to zip up, and our stomach often hangs out of our shirts

we were feeling bad about our weight one day and said to friends "oh i feel so ugly because im fat" and guess what? they did not argue with us. they probably agree that we're fucking ugly because of this

we've also had every single one of our friends try blaming our weight for us being disabled, despite the fact that we've been having the same issues since when we were younger and really skinny

also when we try to look up positivity about fatness, all that comes up is fetish stuff

im going to scream

why did i just have to read the argument that its fatphobic to want to lose weight if youre fat

like bro thats my business if i wanna do that, not anyone else's :////

[frankiebirds]

will move over im kissing your wife On The Mouth.

[quietwingsinthesky]

you ever just think about. “You are diseased, albeit a disease of our own making. No more.” you ever just. oh, they made him and they discarded him. it’s never going to be quiet again for him, and that’s just collateral. they let the sound rot through his whole life, his whole timeline. because that’s the kind of easy sacrifice you can make when you want to save yourself above everything else, one that doesn’t ask anything of you. you dig open a child’s mind and you bury your survival inside him and when he follows the noise back home, when he does exactly what you groomed him for, you call him ruined for it. that’s. you ever just think about that.

[xinganhao]

you warned us for dk's, but shuas??1!#(#!# coups...woozis... VERNONS???ALL OF THEM ACTUALLY. this is crazy u need to be jailed and need to write more angst at the same time me thinks.

the "VERNONS???" is so very very very real.... and if i say i almost do is probably her 2nd saddest song (right after last kiss!!!) + vernon is very much "i wish i could run to you and i hope you know every time i don't, i almost do"-coded???? i will never know a day of peace in my life . thank u anon <3 i will write many more angst for u. jk. (unless?)

QUICK BONUS FACT ??? etc. in champagne problems, taylor sings "sometimes you just don't know the answer / 'til someone's on their knees and asks you" which is where i got the inspo for shua's drabble. because he wasn't on his knee, proposing; he was on his knees, begging. haha. ouch

[rosicheeks]

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[anxiously-sidequesting]

To me personally malistaire is the funniest and most pathetic villain wizard101 has ever had AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY!!! Between doomed children who have been manipulated, groomed, and isolated into becoming products of their environments, someone scorned who has been punished unfairly by having your biological heart torn out your chest and turning your children and all of reality against you to satiate their own ego, a nonhuman entity so powerful and so clueless they unintentionally threaten the lives of everyone around them, Malistaire FELL DOWN BRO. Like yeah you're bitchless now. You and me both. Get in line. Everyone in this room is bitchless. We are ALL living that ✨💅🏾💃🕺 Single Life™. You are a middle-aged man. Cope

[codecicle]

Ash how is the fated watching going rn?? You’re braver than most

godd wampus im fucking THRIVING right now. this campaign sucks so bad it's genuinely unwatchable at times and I think that's the appeal to me <3 they spent like 10 minutes just describing and figuring out how the money system works and literally none of them sound like they've ever played dnd before and i don't think it will ever pass the bechdel test once the entire campaign even with velrissa trying her hardest but it goes crazy anyway

br'aad is my favorite character by a lot right now,, he's my FREAKK i love him and his idiot swagger so much. he's supposed to be charismatic but he sucks so bad at it everyone hates him but sticks around with him anyway. he's a warlock and his patron stops time and gives him insight on things/danger to come and kicked off the main plot in the sickest sequence I've ever seen. also his gayboy ass really did walk so every other gayboy slimecicle character could run !! they were so right !! and the party spent the first and second session hating everything he said and did . Took them sooooo long to be normal about him but they got it eventually when mountain (MY MAANNNNNN) defended him. Also he says everything with ^_^ . Just outloud you can hear it in his voice

for the rest I think the only other character that's talking enough to form an opinion on is taxi. and that opinion is STRONGLY a good one o(-( ! his banter with br'aad is so fun they're the only characters that feel Real and In The World so far and I love it so much. the names bit where br'aad kept getting his name wrong and calling him "saxi" and whenever he corrected him br'aad would just go "I know saxi. Nice to meet you im br'aad!" actually had me in tears at a certain point they're the only ones that have gotten me to laugh fr fr so far

sadly velrissa mountain and sylnan just Don't Fucking Talk so i don't have any real concrete opinions on them yet other than "hmm. Interesting ^_^" velrissa and her necromancy stuff is so neat so far I hope we get to see it in action soon instead of just small mentions here and there. same with the dynamic between sylnan and br'aad I NEEED to see more snockers scenes like their sibling scamming bullshit seems so cool I can't wait for them to emotionally rip my heart out through my throat. I can feel it coming

honestly the main appeal of it all is the characters and the characters alone. them slowly becoming friends and trusting each other will fuck with my brain permanently. I already cheered out loud when they so much as INSINUATED that they could stand br'aad and his charisma and they don't actually hate being around each other like that made me so happy. their meeting makes no sense but that's okay the Shenanigans with the solid snake box and br'aad trying and failing to stealth was so fun and "nice forearms, and a nicer staff!" and the little weirdo gremlin goblin following them around they're all very scared of and creeped out by (except for br'aad. he is strongly sexually attracted to goblins. this is canon and brought up over and over again) all make up for it. the story really doesn't matter to me here at all ^_^ all i care about are the characters being happy and traveling together and that's what makes the campaign enjoyable for me

[cosmobrain00]

well🙂

[icewindandboringhorror]

recent things

[phagodyke]

truly incredible gig tn atmosphere was stunning and also I was stood almost just behind maybe The most handsome butch I have ever seen in my life im not even exaggerating and they were also there alone (VERY rare at this show) and we made eye contact like twice bc they turned around a couple times and as I was leaving I realised they were suddenly right next to me and then I lost them in thr crowd!!!!! and im kicking myself so fucking hard bc I so badly wanted to catch them just to tell them I've never seen someone so gorgeous in my entire life im stone cold sober btw just completely losing my mind. And there were prolly a couple thousand ppl it was so so busy coming out of the venue and ive already walked half the way home theres no chance I'll find them now but I still keep scanning people that pass me in case it's them. tearing my hair out coughing up blood I'll never forget u come back to me i need to shoot my shot pls.....

[quietlyblooms]

you can pry chiyo being badly injured but acting cheery and peachy keen for her loved one from my cold dead hands 🔪

[finalgirlgretchen]

there are only two categories in the world. small and smaller

[that-gay-guy-from-hell]

Semi-ranty post (it's kinda long so I put a divider lol)

Y'all ever get so unbelievably angry that you feel like ripping out your own teeth using your bare hands? Or is that just me? ... I have healthy ways of dealing with stress and anger; why do you ask? Really is times like these when I realize that I have issues displaying and conveying my emotions. Like I want to pull out my own hair (which I used to do and apparently that's not a good thing lol) and scream. ... As bad as it is to say, I wish I was normal. Seriously hate how my brain functions. (not trying to shit on the rest of the neurodivergent folks; please don't take it as that.) (Also, just in case someone asks: I can't afford therapy so venting via socials is the best I've got... Since I don't talk to my parents about how I feel either.)