#ok this is unhealthy

[killlrabbit]

i <3 meljayvik bc theyre all girlfail

[autumn-may]

terrisas really funny ithink

[the--nightcrawler]

On shore leave ✶⋆.˚ Part 1 ♡ Part 2, Part 3

[rystiel]

toxic yaoi (cherik)

toxic yaoi (scogan)

healthy toxic yaoi (poolverine)

healthy yuri (yukionic)

[sakurabraches]

post-no good deed crash out elphaba scribbling notes in the margins of the grimmerie but it just turns into a rant about stupid, traitorous, sexy glinda the good and her stupid wand and her stupid, adorable doe eyes

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

what if i told u,,,,,,,,,,, i had another new au idea

say hello to the 'two-faced' au! where u start to work at the daycare and become besties with Sun n Moon right as Vanny is putting the whole virus-thing into motion. Moon rlly likes u and feels like he can b his genuine Professional Silli Boi self around u, so when he starts having some more murdery tendencies he makes the executive decision to just kinda Lie About It and make sure u don't know! and everything will be fine, so long as u never find out about those missing kids! or where ur coworker went. or why ur other coworker quit. or why that one guy is in the hospital. or,,

(it gets way more complicated when management starts to wonder if u could be tied to all these accidents that only ever seem to happen on ur days off)

[kitamars]

the man who rings the black funeral bell

[willielli]

funnier than hopper finding out mike is dating another one of his kids and losing his shit because "this guy again!!!!" is only hopper being totally fine with it. supportive, even. mike is baffled he's not being threatened three ways to sunday, but hopper just shrugs and says he is happy for will and that mike seems like a good fit for him

and mike is speechless for good fifteen minutes

[lficanthaveloveiwantpower]

Hadestown + future AU where Iris can go outside of the Island of Woe for a brief time(maybe to her home? Idk) but has to return to Idia.

She smokes and drinks and occupies herself with the Twisted Wonderland’s version of Kdramas when she’s living with Idia. Somehow mushrooms grow from her head.

[blazevillains]

hot take. unhealthy fat ppl still dont deserve to be berated 😳🤯

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Well Playful Land actually tipped over a lot of my anger cause of how the guys were acting. It was just icing on the cake that Grim and Yuu are written so stupidly during that event that it ACTUALLY started pissing me off. It's at this point that I ignore Grim to the fullest.

Not to victim blame, but like how are yall being this dumb and chill with the human trafficking stuff?? Like did yall forget half of the abilities yall have??? What about the other trafficking victims?? We literally saw some if them get hauled away crying and it's never brought up. again?? The implications of this place existing??? Doubt we're gonna get that dark let's be real.

Also yeah Yuu and Grim were definitely there... Why is Yuu pulling on Grim?? Why couldn't you have just pointed and go "burn that mfer" if any of them used their brains fully they could have actually gotten out easy. Sure, stress and panic are real but Cater seemed to a least have an okay idea among it all. Grim was just annoying per usual.

Also yeah... I swear in events, they really make characters into caricatures. I can hardly stand Azul because they make him so annoying im events on top of him being a little shit (positive) in canon. I love him but oh my god I'm fatigued. (The whole octotrio suffer from this imo)

And the Bead Brawl/Tail event? I get that they're probably setting up a part 2 with Falena but yall seriously drove off without Yuu and Grim and just left them in an unknown area? Are you guys stupid or was this malicious, cause Yuu being left behind by their group should be their 13th reason. Let's also not get started on all them being so surprised Leona, a grown ass man, can drive a fucking car. What if Yuu was capable of fighting? (I imagine it's cause they don't have papers tbh)

Also the steam egg change like bro

Oh Yuu. It's so hard to defend you...

[wasabi-gumdrop]

thinking about modern au Kabru

ivy league college student, probably studying law and political science on a full scholarship. first time living away from Milsiril so he has to promise her, yes mom i’ll call you at least four times a week, no mom i don’t need your amex black card, yes mom the normal credit card is fine i need to learn how to budget like a Normal Person (it has a limit of $20k — that’s not normal Kabru).

Milsiril insists for a long time that she’ll just get him a house off campus so he can have his own space (aka a place she can drop by anytime and possibly live a few months out of the year just to be close to him) but Kabru puts his foot down and tells her the best way he’s gonna make friends is by living with other students (bye mom).

his floor in the coed dorms is the party floor and he always makes sure to invite everybody (his nightmare is accidentally leaving anyone out and having them think that he doesn’t like them). somehow it’s always a good time, everyone leaves with more friends than they came with, it never gets totally out of control, and plenty of girls who are interested in him (and a lot of guys too tbh) bring tons of baked treats so there’s always free food. Kabru is the RA’s favourite person to have in the building (even though Kabru himself is messy but most of the people he’s friends with are nice and clean up after themselves).

he has a porsche (Milsiril gift for his 16th bday) but he’s adamant about not driving it unless he absolutely has to (because he doesn’t wanna look like a douche). BUT he never says no when his friends ask for rides (so he ends up driving all the time anyway). he actually contemplates selling the porsche and going for a more practical car but Mickbell is like ‘dude you are not taking this away from me.’ Kabru sighs and decides to keep it because his friends (Mickbell) like being chauffeured around in a fancy convertible (Rin, Holm, and Dia don’t care, they’re just glad they don’t have to walk to the grocery store).

he’s probably on a casual texting basis with most of his professors and you know he’s going to all their office hours, grabbing beer with them just to keep chatting about life outside of school. and that’s how he winds up in some super secret faculty group chat where he’s now privy to all the college administration gossip.

Kabru is elected for student council during his freshman year and he’s probably the favourite to be sc president one day.

he doesn’t really date (gets too in his head about how he doesn’t wanna ruin any friendships) but he does hang out one on one with a lot of girls and treats them all really well. he probably goes so far out of his way to be platonic that he flies a little too close to the ‘Just Like One of the Girlies’ sun, he kinda forgets that most people interpret it as flirting coming from him. which leads to a few awkward conversations. people feeling led on, a few angry jealous boyfriends, scathing dms about him being a girl stealing homewrecker.

it’s such a nightmare for him and he needs it to end right now. so he begs Rin to ‘date’ him for a week or two and then publicly dump him just so the entire student body gets the message that he is Just A Friend.

Rin stares at him for a few seconds. then she laughs. she laughs and laughs. she laughs for a crazy long time. and then eventually she goes, ‘wow you’re an asshole, Kabru. no i won’t be your fake girlfriend. you’re gonna suffer and i’m going to enjoy it.’

and that’s when Kabru has a moment of enlightenment. ok yeah. asking for that is probably really selfish and mean. maybe he needs to think about girls’ feelings more and that’s maybe more important than his deep seated need to be liked, and when has Rin ever been wrong about anything.

he apologizes. and so begins one of the more serious talks he’s ever had with Rin about being okay with not being liked.

he thinks he can really turn over a new leaf. the whole ‘not worrying about what other people think’ thing goes pretty well — up until Kabru meets the aloof professor for his Monsters and Myths class who keeps forgetting and mispronouncing his name.

Kabru has never needed someone to like him So Bad, he needs Prof. Touden to like him as a matter of life and death, and he’s willing to look stupid for it (fails a midterm on purpose to justify begging for one on one tutoring)

[hezekiahwakely]

Love my beloved mutuals discussing what nuanced and profound moment in the Magnus Archives cemented their obsession with it, but all I can remember from that haze of early excitement is the sound of Jon terrified for his life for the first time on tape, whimpering directly into that microphone like the rent was due tomorrow and begging the only people who could ever possibly figure out something happened to him to not believe the not!them's lies. and APOLOGIZING FOR NOT TRUSTING THEM AND FOR LETTING THEM DOWN ARE YOU KIDDING MEEE

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Smthn about escapism and why someone (me) might choose to stay with Kinito even tho he was a bit mean and also didn’t like that u had freewill lol

Also a little bit of thinking abt how Kinito and the Player Who Stays (the Stayer???) share a lot of parallels (working hard to deserve nice things, crippling loneliness, selfish reasons for clinging to one another, self awareness, dissatisfaction/disappointment with their respective realities leading to them idealizing the concept of each other, etc etc)

(The song lyrics are from ‘Woof woof’ by ARTHUR. It took a few listens to rlly appreciate it, now it scratches my brain in v nice ways)

[uolivegb]

au where everything is exactly the same except dev was raised by his grandpa. doug come get ur yeehaw ass grandbaby hes got a southern accent and the infinity cowboy hat

(hazel is very amused by Infinity Hat. dev is amused by her. :))

[evilkitten3]

ngl as much as i love seeing people's sakura headcanons i can't really get behind any of the ones that make her too mature or the most self-aware member of the team (or g-d forbid the mom friend) bc that's just not at all who she is as a person

i'm sorry sakura would not be the first member of team seven to come out, she wouldn't even be close. the only reason she wouldn't be dead last would be bc sai never realized he was supposed to say anything. and potentially queer thoughts sakura has get repressed right along with every other thing she shoves in the back of her head for her secret other self to deal with