#ok this is my last post for now i promise

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Batfam and Danny, Part 40

Jason and Roy's house in the Gotham suburbs

Jason: Thank you for agreeing to babysit Lian last minute guys.

Dick: Sure thing Jaylad, you and Roy go and enjoy your date.

Kori: What happened to Danny?

Roy: Danny had something urgent to do in the infinite Realms.

Jason: Now Lian behave for your uncle and aunt, ok?

Lian: Yes papa!

Kori: Has Lian had dinner yet?

Roy: Yes, if she wants she can have a snack before going to bed, but no sugar. If she has sugar she will not go to sleep.

Kori: Alright, Lian why don't you show me around the house?

Lian: Ok! Lian looked back at Roy and Jason. Bye dad, bya papa.

Roy: Good night sweetheart.

Jason: Good night princess.

Kori and Lian disappear into the house.

Dick: So you're "papa" now?

Jason: Shut up, when you become a dad you'll understand.

Roy: You and Kori talked about kids?

Dick (blushing): We both want kids, after we get married we will... start putting our energies to the effort. What about you two? Thought about having a kid together test tube style?

Jason: We've talked about.

Roy: Maybe in a year or so.

Dick: Oh poor Bruce will have so many grandchildren.

Roy: More robins to go around.

Jason: I fear for Alfred, he's going to have so many great-grandchildren.

Dick: Maybe even great-great-grandchildren. Alfred is only 54.

Roy: He's 54!?

Jason: Yeah he was 30 when... he became Bruce's guardian when Bruce was 10. So now 24 years later he's 54.

Roy: I thought he'd be older. Not saying Alfred looks old, he looks great, it's just the old-timey English butler aesthetic he gives.

Dick: Yeah, that fools a lot of people. But that enough, you two get going or you'll miss your reservation.

Roy: Right, thank you again.

Jason: Don't burn my house down.

Dick: No promises!

A few minutes later.

Kori: Jason and Roy have a beautiful home.

Dick: I can't wait to sign for our penthouse in Blüdhaven. Just a few more days and the deed to the apartment will belong to us.

Kori: Only downside is that we won't have a yard.

Dick: Once we have kids we can buy a small house in the Blüdhaven suburbs, we can have a yard there.

Kori: Ok!

Lian (looking at both of them): You both have a lot of hair.

Kori: That we do. Did you know your uncle grew out his hair for years and almost cut it above his ears?

Lian : What!? No!

Kori: That's what I said. His long hair is beautiful.

Dick: Yeah, your aunt convinced me to keep my hair long, and glad she did. I would have regrated cutting it.

Kori: Your dad also has long hair.

Lian: Not as long as yours. It only goes to his shoulders.

Kori (smiling while looking at Dick): Lian would you like to braid your uncle's hair?

Dick: What-

Lian: Yes!

Dick: I- Dick looks down at Lian, now bouncing up and down a little. Ok. Let's go the couch.

Dick sits down on the couch followed by Lian and Kori.

Dick (handing Lian a hair tie): Here you go.

Lian: Thank you.

Lian started to happy braid Dick's hair and tied it

Lian: Done!

Dick: Thank you Lian, it looks great.

Lian: You're welcome!

Kori: Lean would you like to watch a movie?

Lean: Yes!

Dick (getting up and looking at the DVDs): Jason and Roy have a lot of DVDs.

Kori: Physical media has merit to it!

Dick: True. What would you like to watch Lian?

Lian: Brave! Merida is an archer like dad, and rebel like papa!

Dick (smiling): Brave it is.

(Master Post)

Nightwing's long hair from Teen Titans 2003 has perfection

[basedonconjecture]

🎂 birthday fic rec exchange 🥳

yes, I will continue being obnoxious about my stuff elsewhere. but! my real birthday gift to me is spreading my agenda uh propaganda no no I mean the good news of really great fic written by talented people who have all, in some form or fashion, even if you didn't know it until now, kept me in the DA fandom much longer than I expected to be.

So! In the spirit of exchange and ✨fandom positivity✨, I bring you these offerings, then YOU (and I do mean you, if you’re seeing this, idc if you follow me or not or if you're already on this list do it anyway):

read all at least one

leave kudos and a nice comment

reblog with your own rec for ME (can be your own if you want! don’t be shy~)

we all profit

Easy peasy :) I have approximately 6 weeks of extra free time so get to recc’ing 👏 👏

the recs✨

amore amargo by @bygonesigh - E-rated Rookanis, sex-pollen-but-it’s-poison fic! Rook and Lucanis go to steal some ingredients for a sleep draught and accidentally get poisoned instead~

underneath the skin there’s a human by @complikatedd - post-Minrathous vs Treviso choice, canon genfic, emotional hurt/comfort Rookanis feat. my fave, Zita ‘Noodle’ de Riva.

the last train to nowhere - M-rated cowboy/western davrook au by the one & only @thedissonantverses whose other fics I also recommend but this one is new and very easy to get caught up on and has cowboy!davrin so dooooo it

prophets & promises - E-related Cullavellan longfic that I am invested in seeing in it’s entirety, so if you could all go implore (very nicely, very gently) @mythals-whore to post the rest of it, I would be eternally grateful (I bet you thought it would be her davrook longfic that I’m obsessed with and you should also read. well 😏)

considerations by @dymme - t-rated Emmrook!! From the tags: ‘the slightest bit of angst that is immediately resolved, they’re both besotted old fools’ emphasis on besotted dldjsjdjg it’s very sweet and funny and I will adore Maggs forever and ever and ever 🫶

spite isekai (ie., modern demon in thedas) by @ofcrowsanddragons - M-rated Lucanis & Spite fit that IS very clever and very fun and very hard to describe succinctly but you should all read it (and you should all also be reading their gothic horror pre-canon rookanis fic bc it's excellent)

weird forks and other concerns of modern assassins by @hyperions-light - M-rated modern thedas AU about the very messy and complicated relationships and weird power dynamics between Crows. Leth is v fun and so, so messy.

getting into trouble series by @biowaredisasterbisexual - series of Neverook one shots featuring the best Disaster Rook this side of Thedas — and it's finished now and I need to catch up on it and you all need to get in on the Disaster Rook lore right nowwwwwww

it will come back by @mageofquandrix - Cullen/f!Trevelyan gen fic feat. a trans Trevelyna that is very sweet and lovely friends-to-lovers after some distance.

not a date by @propenseverbosity - T-rated demi4demi Rookanis that reimagines the first coffee date as a very sweet coming out conversation between Lucanis and Rook. 'semi-romantic knife exchange' is perhaps my new favorite tag

all the pieces at play by @introvertedfangrl - this is a tbr rec, admittedly, bc I am very behind on reading but multi-chapter multirook fic!!! It's such a fascinating idea and it deserves more attention ok ok ok

where the heart is by @flowersforthemachines - M-rated pre-canon lore fic of one Ghilasara Thorne that more people need to read and I stand by that. I demand more oc x oc content in this fandom, actually. Go read it right now.

bellara's doing alright by @skullypettibone - T-rated mad scientist Bellara fic feat. Bellario <33 I feckin love the way Skully writes them, they're so sweet and real with a side order of also being very funny to boot.

[cryingatwindermerepeaks]

Little!Jackie - Sick Day

Notes -> little!jackie, cg!nat, cg!shauna, post-rescue ‘they all love in a big house together’ au, sick fic (first time writing cause usually it screws with my ocd but the Yellowjackets brain parasite is stronger), padded agere

Word count: 2300

Jackie was feeling no good at all. Her head was heavy, her nose was stuffy and her throat was all scratched up. She trudged downstairs slowly, Alice the bunny clutched tightly in one hand, the other gripping the stair rail so she wouldn’t fall. The sounds of her family in the kitchen were too loud even from here. “Morning Jackie!” Mari called out, running past her down the stairs far faster than Jackie had been able to. She groaned, the sound of her own name ringing in her ears.

It seemed like a literal beehive downstairs, everyone buzzing around like they had somewhere very important to be. That’s when it hit her - the zoo. It had been in the calendar for months now, everyone practically overflowing with excitement for a group trip to the zoo which had just opened up an hour away. Jackie had been so excited- she’d even set out her clothes for today - but waking up feeling like her face was stuffed with cotton balls had certainly been distracting. “Jax, why aren’t you dressed?” Shauna asked, once Jackie finally reached the ground floor. Jackie wasn’t really sure why she hadn’t gotten dressed - she always did before leaving her room in the morning. But today, as silly as it sounded, she’d just needed to find some comfort first. She was regretting it now - her pull-up feeling cold, heavy and far too obvious between her legs. Jackie’s words caught in her mouth, only a pathetic little cough coming out. Shauna’s face fell, a gentle hand coming up to cup Jackie’s warm cheeks. “You don’t look too good, baby.”

Jackie pouted, pressing her face into Shauna’s hand and revelling in the coolness of it. She sniffled, tears brimming in her eyes because everything just felt so icky. “Don’ feel good mummy,” she mumbled, shuffling forward so her body was flush against Shauna’s.

“I know princess, let’s get you back to bed.”

Jackie felt worse by the time she was tucked back into bed. Her tummy hurt, she felt all shivery and the realisation that she wasn’t going to be allowed to go to the zoo with everyone else had finally caught up to her. She couldn’t help the tears that were beginning to roll down her cheeks, discomfort and disappointment eating her up from the inside. “I’m going to go get you some tylenol, you stay right here,” Shauna whispered, brushing her lips over the edge of Jackie’s hairline.

Once Shauna had left Jackie pulled herself out of bed quickly, scrambling clumsily to get out of her pajamas. More specifically, out of her pull up which had started to irritate her skin and make everything feel worse. She managed to pull herself back into bed before Shauna returned, which was a relief because her whole body felt shivery and she wanted to hide beneath the covers for the rest of her life. “Nat says she wants to stay home with you today, she’s tired from work last night anyway,” Shauna explained softly, holding out the pills for Jackie. She whined, petulantly crossing her arms. Not because of Nat - but because she didn’t want to swallow the yucky pills. “Jax?” Jackie turned her head into her pillow, hiding the tears which were now flowing freely over her face. Shauna sighed, rubbing Jackie’s shoulder blade. “Look, I know it isn’t very nice but I promise you it will make you feel so much better.” A strangled sob escaped Jackie’s lips, frustration building like a pressure in her chest.

“I don’t wanna!” She snapped, pressing her fists roughly into her mattress. Shauna jolted away, startled by the harsh movement.

“Jackie…”

“No, no, no! It’s not fair,” she whined, kicking her legs out because she didn’t have any other way to expel all the feelings in her body.

“Jax, baby, it’s ok,” Shauna cooed, pulling herself up onto the bed so she could wrap Jackie up in her arms. Shauna rocked her softly, whispering gentle reassurances. “You’re so brave Jax, I know. Look… we have some calpol from when Lottie got sick a few months ago, I can’t promise it will work as well but it means you won’t have to take tablets.” Jackie nodded eagerly, wincing when it made her brain bash painfully against the inside of her skull.

Back with a syringe of kids paracetamol, Shauna tried again. “It’s strawberry flavour, just like your ice cream, won’t that be nice?” She hummed, guiding Jackie so she was straddling her lap. “Now, do you want to hold it or should mommy?” Jackie pressed a finger to Shauna’s chest and opened her mouth a little bit for the tip or the syringe. “Ok, there’s water right here when you finish.” Shauna held up a little pink cup with princess Belle on the front. Without much more warning, Shauna slipped the tip into Jackie’s mouth and pressed it in.

It did not taste like strawberry ice cream. Not one bit. She swallowed it reluctantly, tears in her eyes. “I know, I know, I'm sorry,” Shauna cooed, offering the water which Jackie drank quickly. “Good girl, you’re so brave for me.” Shauna replaced the empty cup with Alice the bunny.

Once Jackie was settled again, Shauna said she had to go - not without offering to stay home, but Jackie hadn’t thought that would be very fair on Shauna who had been so looking forward to seeing the hyenas. “Say hi to the monkeys for me,” Jackie whispered as her eyes began to close from exhaustion.

The next thing Jackie was aware of was how cold she was. And also the smell of Nat, that at least was comforting. Nat’s arms around her body, Nat’s shoulder against her chest. The sound of running water. “Mama?” She mumbled, blearily opening her eyes for only a moment before the light was too much and she slammed them shut again.

“Hey Princess,” Nat cooed. “We’re just in the bathroom, I'm running a bath. You were getting pretty hot.” What Nat didn’t say - but that Jackie was becoming increasingly aware of - was the damp coolness of drying urine on her thighs and back. She whined, pressing her face into Nat’s shoulder out of shame. “I know, Mama’s got you,” Nat whispered, jostling Jackie slightly as she turned off the tap. “Let’s get you cooled off.”

The water was nice, though Jackie kept asking for warmer water and Nat kept saying no, because she needed to cool down. It was still warm enough though, and Nat mixed through some lavender bath salts that Lottie had made. Nat was careful with her, gently soothing a face washer over Jackie’s sore body and making sure not to get her hair even the slightest bit damp. Jackie sadly eyed the bucket of bath toys that sat beside the bath, feeling just too tired to play with them. Once Nat concluded her temperature had dropped enough, and Jackie couldn’t keep her eyes open anymore, she gently helped the girl out. She had Jackie’s favourite towel waiting - the one with a little hood and bunny ears. Nat wrapped her up tightly and picked her up, that made Jackie feel a little bit better. Even though she knew it was a little bit hard for Nat to carry her, she was still going to the effort. “Wher’r we goin’?” Jackie slurred, when she noticed Nat wasn’t walking in the direction of her bedroom.

“Just into Lottie’s room, it’ll just be a bit easier in there.” Jackie just sighed, exhausted, and dropped her head back down to Nat’s shoulder. In Lottie’s room, Nat sat her down on the change table. Jackie whined immediately - unimpressed by where this was going. “Look, Jax, you can’t dress yourself right now and your bed is wet so we’re just going to use this for now, ok?” There were tears in Jackie’s eyes again - and she didn’t know if it was the pure humiliation of the whole thing or just how awfully sick she felt. “Once we’re done, I’ll get you a bottle and we can watch some strawberry shortcake and cuddle, doesn’t that sound nice?” It did sound nice. Reluctantly - and really only because it was starting to make her head hurt to sit up for this long - Jackie lay down on her back against the change table.

It felt a bit weird at first to have Nat change her, but though Jackie would never admit it - she started to find it almost comforting. Nat used baby lotion and powder, which Jackie never used when she put her pull-ups on, and she picked out a proper diaper - ‘just because you’re not feeling too well’. Jackie didn’t care, not right now, all she cared about was how long it was taking to get to strawberry shortcake, baba, and cuddles with Natty. Nat finished the outfit off with just a sweatshirt - one of Nat’s own which Lottie must have stolen. It was comfortable and she said it was just so Jackie didn’t need to worry about when it was time for a change - she was sick and small and Mama would handle it for her.

As Jackie lay there, miserable and exhausted, she couldn’t help but let her mind flutter to what she was supposed to be doing today. Were they looking at the monkeys now? Or maybe the reptiles? Maybe they were having the snacks she was sure Tai would’ve prepared for them, sandwiches and strawberries and cookies. The thought of food made Jackie’s stomach churn. The thought of all of it made her stomach churn. It wasn’t fair! Hot tears started rolling down Jackie’s cheeks which felt stupid because she’d already lost count of how many times she’d cried today. And it felt even worse because it was her fault they were here anyway - and if she felt bad she couldn’t imagine how bored Nat must be taking care of her instead of going to the zoo. “Oh Princess, what’re the tears for?” Nat hummed softly, sitting Jackie up and leaning over the change table to hug Jackie. Jackie sniffled into the soft fabric of Nat’s shirt.

She felt silly saying it, but also she didn’t want to lie to Nat. “Zoo…” she mumbled sadly.

Nat sighed, rubbing Jackie’s back softly. “I know, poor thing, you’re just not well enough today. But I know that doesn’t feel very fair, it isn’t. When you are better, we’ll go again, and I’m sure you’ll be allowed to get an ice cream and we can look at all the animals you want instead of everyone else.” The idea was enough to calm Jackie’s tears, or maybe she just felt too tired to keep caring about it. Either way, she stopped crying and Nat said it was time for a bottle.

They grabbed Alice bunny (and Benjamin bear, and pinkie pie the pony and the grey calico critter kitten) from Jackie’s room before heading downstairs. Nat carried her the whole way, not uttering a word of complaint even though she knew her back and arms would be bothering her for the rest of the day. “There you go,” she hummed proudly once Jackie was situated on the couch with all her blankets and toys. “I’ll be back in a minute with your bottle princess.” Jackie sniffled, reaching for one of the tissues Nat had placed by the couch.

Nat brought back a bottle of strawberry milk, a treat which earnt a happy babble of thanks from Jackie in between miserable coughs. Nat situated herself behind Jackie, rubbing a warm hand over her chest where she knew the congestion was bothering her most. “Don’t worry if you fall asleep, ok baby? You need the rest.” Jackie hummed softly, even strawberry shortcake not being enough to keep her eyes open. They just felt so heavy. Everything felt heavy.

When Jackie woke up, things felt lighter. Her head was still fuzzy and her throat scratchy, but at least her eyes actually felt like they could stay open for more than five seconds. “There’s my pretty girl,” Nat cooed when she noticed Jackie stirring.

“Ma, ma,” Jackie babbled, turning around so she could press her face against Nat. She spent a moment just breathing in the smell of Nat’s cologne - not that she could smell very well at all - before her sensitive ears were hit with the sound of the door swinging open and a stampede of elephants invading her home.

It was not elephants afterall, just her family, buzzing with excitement and sugar. “What did I say about being quiet?” Shauna warned from somewhere nearby, “Jackie isn’t feeling well, remember?”

“Nauna,” Jackie mumbled, looking up from Nat’s shoulder to try and find Shauna. She was standing just a little bit away, looking worriedly at Jackie. Jackie reached out for her, she’d really missed her mommy.

“Hi baby,” Shauna smiled - though it felt forced - and pressed a kiss to Jackie’s forehead. “How are you feeling?” Jackie just shrugged and coughed a little. She wanted to tell Shauna about how she thought maybe she was feeling a little bit better - but she was interrupted by Mari shoving her way past the others to get to her.

“Jackie!” She exclaimed loudly, earning a soft hush from Shauna. She at least had the decency to look a little bit sorry as she noticed Jackie wince. “We got you something,” she explained, this time deliberately quieter. Mari held out a little monkey toy. It was black with little brown patches around its eyes, tummy and paws. It also had little Velcro patches on its paws which would make it perfect for hanging on things like a real monkey. The gift was enough to earn a genuine smile from Jackie as she took it into her hands, hugging it tightly.

“Thank you,” she smiled between sniffles.

[drangues]

henclair not realising that theyre not so straight by saying not so straight stuff that not even will would say

[rosylix]

i love that yall scream with me abt felix and stuff lolllll. i feel weird sometimes like i shouldnt post if im not writing cus yall are pretty much here for my writing.. so if im not writing like no one cares abt me lol but idk its still fun and it makes me so happy that yall still think of me even when ive not been active like thats so sweet?? jdnsjfjjs IDKK i cant articulate my thoughts correctly rn but i just wanted to say ily guys! 🤍🤍

[dawnthefluffyduck]

New game interest unlocked

(crow in bottom right belongs to @patchwork-crow-writes)

[idrawgaystffs]

Made this for Day 1 of Portal Drawtober: “Portal 1 or Portal 2?”

(Guess it also applies to day 2: Favorite character? Cause I Live for GLaDOS!)

Why not both?! I really like Portal 2 of course with it’s more in-depth story and of course our Queen of Aperture’s newer model!

This was an attempt to make a mixed bag version of GLaDOS with a more logical bridge between the games

(Prompt List by @chelltastic)

[koipalm]

cyno my love

[fagbearentertainment]

Smth probably shitty I did do with my meme archive is post yonkagors you look so good meme on tiktok when I got a copyright take down request against it on yt but like. I posted it there for solely for myself to rewatch, I didn’t think the account would get popular I was expecting maybe 200 views and a handful of comments max not all this

[adrift-in-thyme]

They should’ve gone the anime route

[ink--theory]

new nikki update, new stylist card :3c

[the-erudite-library]

Four: which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Tris: y-you were putting it in cold water??? Will: Four. Answer the question Four Four: yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason. do you think i have the patience to boil water? Christina: you don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes? Tris: why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it Christina: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Tris: it takes less than a minute tho Christina: bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?? Tris: how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Christina: like seven minutes Tris: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan… Christina: Crying. You’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted Al: every single person here is a fucking lunatic

[lucypenniiies]

Voice reveal jumpscare

[froggyrights]

I could write such a killer autobiography if I was more full of myself

[chompe-diem]

sometimes i wish i wasnt a guy who gets so exhausted from writing even 1k words in a day's work bc there are fic ideas up there man,,, theyre not Great ideas but they exist at least....

[heyitslapis]

Ok