#ok this is all jokes btw
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no one talk to me about the boyz again.
#the silly.#PUTTING THEM IN JAIL.#ESPECIALLY ERIC#welcome home cheaters#like why are you looking at this random white woman#she dont even like u bro 😞#like why couldnt that have been me#someone's going to need to write an ot11 fic for me rq#and feed my delusional fantasies#ok this is all jokes btw#the mv was so good i always love their concepts#i hate summer songs but tbz always do it best!
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And my girlfriends?
yeah.
they smoke weed.
(original post) (sometimes a copypasta fits your character so well...)
#we were legion#weed smoking gfs#digital art#my art#my ocs#ocs#zagan#idk what to say about this I just saw the weed smoking gfs post again#and I saw this line#and I was like. oh my god.#it's literally him#LIKE THIS IS HIM#it's too perfect...#these poses are LITERALLY from episode 1 btw#I just pulled art out of him#cause he is introduced showing off his muscles#that are good for punching#GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD its so good#I need to make this commic. NOW#me all day before making the comic#I thumbnailed 120 panels ish today.....#it was a lot....#ALL VERY GOOD#I've reread them like 6 times already#that's how you know it's good#when I just an't get enough of it#laughing at my own jokes every time...#good stuff.#ok bye
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eh fuck it, have some stupid htf shitposts I’ve done. Need to post more anyway
(Sorry I don’t have the links to most of these but I do have the original images if anyone wants em <333)
#htf#happy tree friends#htf sniffles#htf handy#htf russell#htf petunia#htf flippy#htf nutty#htf giggles#htf cuddles#htf disco bear#htf lifty#htf shifty#ok phew I think that’s all of them#”Odie why is there so much nutty???”#Oh he’s just the easiest to make jokes with#I think he’s funni and silli and I like referring to him as “The Rabid Beast”#also I exclusively have him wear the stupidest graphic tees because I think it’s funni#btw I have no idea why the text is so fucked up with the chess one. I only realized it was weird until after I finished drawing lol
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Sorry ab the shitty English translations/localizations, it's bc they think that Americans won't get it otherwise (bc when we act stupid, we act REALLY stupid), our bad 💀
#ganondoodles answers#ganondoodles talks#for the record- this is mostly a joke#i have .. alot of gripes with alot of it#but i know localization isnt easy this isnt supposed to hate on the people doing it#.............. i can still dislike it though#the most annoying part is that the largest .. or most accessible part of the fandom is english only and i have to deal with all the english#-versions which are always so darn different .. and sometimes stupid .. im sorry ....#one of the wildest things was watching a non english stream and the guy puzzling over a riddle in a shrine quest#and people posting him the english text of the quest that just ... spells out the solution#AND then complaining about how bad the german one is bc he and others seemed to assume english is the center language of everything#ITS A RIDDLE#ITS NOT A RIDDLE OF YOU DONT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT#not plainly telling you the solution to a (not even that hard) puzzle isnt a sign of bad translation !!!!!!!!!! TOT#im not beyond being dumb btw#a few shrines in totk i left bc i freakign forgot the stupid abilities#but thats ok!!!! i went back at some point and thought man was i stupid#and thats not a bad thing!! maybe thats why all the shrines where so piss easy in general#so as few people as possible can get stuck on some .. whichs is so ... pls .. i want to think#let me get mad for a minute even if im not in a good mood and then return and see my own stupidity#....but also the shrines in totk just werent fun (to me to meeeee to meeeeee)#nigh all of it was just fiddling around with ultrahand ... and not even building anything fun- glue wheel to platform- shrine done yippiiie#make bridge- yippiiii- ...nevermind how you can pretty much skip everything all the time so easily (which i didnt do .. still wasnt that fu
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#boink#oh instagram reels#btw in this video she had a “glow up”#which was basically having aged a little#like regular young adulthood early 20s type you're not gonna look the same as time goes on#like she got bangs and new glasses#i didnt even notice the first two times the video looped#like what#like cool!#yeah!#having a partner who loves and supports you will probably make you look happier! since you feel happier! ok!#also everyone looks different after a year when they're like twenty one!#what!#that's not the boyfriend effect that's just! being human! what the fuck!#also--- divine femininity??????#oh brother#for pete's sake#if you will#look for the most part i think that in general the women and girls and ppl that go with this kind of thing#the divine femininity and girl math and girl pretty and boy pretty etc etc etc#like i hate this kind of stuff but im not about to say that theyre at fault for it#like this is not helping anyone#and it just#god#it makes me upset!#maybe im overreacting but also i kind of think that we're collectively underreacting about this#like i dont wanna see it all over tiktok /let alone/ from my actual real life friends!#earlier this year my friends (women! women friends! staunchly feminist friends!) were joking unironically about girl math#like do we not see how that's harmful. when we talk about poor financial decisions and completely seriously call it girl math.#how do we not see a problem here
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HELLO people of tumblr I simply MUST throw my tf2 ocs at you
I swear there’s actual lore and they all have names and backstories and they’re all CLONES living in the clonepocalypse but I’m writing this at 4am and I have places to be tomorrow I hope I don’t regret losing my mind and posting this tomorrow
#do we fuck with floating doodles with no color and a dark gray background#obligatory Helmet Party cuz I love myself and cherish my sanity#in this au I call them Drill Sergeant cuz of their names and I go hehehe#oh my god I’m tired#btw that Medic is sposed to be purple#Demo and Engie are missing eyeball twins except Demo has some weird magic shit going on that he’s sober enough to embrace and use#andan Solly Sniper and Pyro all live together and thye have a weird family dynamic going on. girldad Soldier (that’s a joke)#ufffghh I have more drawings of them including the rest of the mercs but they kind of suck#bahhh#ok goodnight tumblr#tf2#team fortress 2#engineer tf2#soldier tf2#demoman tf2#medic tf2#sniper tf2#pyro tf2#Helmet Party#oh yeah Demospy is also in this au but it’s not pictured sorryei#I will draw thrm#pretend this post made sense
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What are your thoughts on Poppy Playtime?
chapter one: seems like a cashgrab but they've got some ideas here
chapter two: oh this is absolutely a soulless cashgrab. bye
chapter three: wow this looks really impressive and was written and acted really well. shame that all the good things about it are obviously stolen from other mascot horror and holy shit did they actually put the fucking banban elevators in here
#the mass possession and staff massacre? first bendy game before batdr fucked up the lore#the smiling critters? basic mascot horror designs#i liked what the crew DID with the third chap but it's clear that all their ideas are just. 'ok what do the kids like'#'the kids like gregory?? ok have a kid on the radio who sounds exactly like him'#'what do you mean they like banban more than us. that game's shit'#(that's not a joke btw. more kids in my library talk about banban than poppy. i dont think ive seen a single one talk about poppy actually)
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hey so is the tumblr part of the fandom still alive because ive got scary trio crumbs
#after neglecting break in 2 for a year and a half (i think?) i finally acknowledge its existence#no joke me and my sib were joking about playing camping games and they told me hey do you wanna play break in (the first game)#so i said yeah and we did but then they suggested that we play break in 2 instead for a fresh start#so obv i said yes because i was genuinely curious on what it was all about#duuude its peak. im excited for break in 3... if that will get released or something idk#btw shout out to the guy who got us the evil ending on my first playthrough of bi2 because that was a wild ride#ok tags time#tuberliker art#break in roblox#break in 2#do i have to tag the characters...#scary larry break in#scary barry break in#barry is such a funny name#scary mary break in#MY GOAT MY QUEEN
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something about the solavellans i see on my tl is soooo fascinating because theyre kind of repulsed by solas being bald and will constantly make jokes about it or use mods where he's like... got stubble on his head so he's still technically lore-accurate bald but the suggestion of hair is there. but because they're so nervous about the bald thing they have this weird sense that the romance is subversive / they're the underdogs for taking a chance on this man with an inherent flaw. this is all based on my limited understanding of how straight people work so maybe that's just normal for them idk
#ive been on t for almost 5 years im going to be touchy on the bald jokes!#btw im just saying things. saw fanart of twitter where someone drew all their solavellan mutuals slapping solas' head like. ok..
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Y’all if you’re gonna criticize keefe at least criticize something he’s actually doing wrong, there’s literally so many of those things do you want a list
#usually I take Keefe crit in stride bc he may be my blorbo but he deserves it tbh#like I’m not going to say he’s never emotionally manipulative or invalidating#I’ll give what I think are the reasons for it that make it interesting to me#but I’m not going to say he’s some perfect guy#but I’m actually ANGRY about the infantilization argument#WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALLING SOMEONE CUTE IS INFANTILIZING THEM#ON TODAY’S EPISODE OF ‘NORMAL CRUSH BEHAVIOR’ WE HAVE……#I can see how maybe ONE of those quotes could be genuinely pretty invalidating in context#but invalidation =/+ infantilization#different argument!!!#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc discourse#if you have a different opinion about kotlc I’m not gonna come out here guns blazing we all have opinions#but if you’re gonna be straight up wrong about what something like infantilization is#which is serious btw#Im gonna call that out sorry#hey twelve year olds on this website!! you’re ok to keep joking around with your crush and calling them cute when they worry#that’s normal behavior dw :)
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i have found myself with a moment of peace, so I binged the last 4 chapters of cultivate that I missed, blacked out, and woke up with this done so here hhh !spoilers
as usual the fic cultivate is by the ever so talented @neonghostcat
#cultivate#cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain#liushen#for anyone curious the word that SY calls YQY basically means someone who is a pushover in a relationship#dont know if that encompasses it well but more or less dhsk#literally someone under a slipper but with a funny flair to it#i googled it and english does have a saying of being under a slipper but the meaning slash connotation is not the same as this word btw#also the words in the first pic is just a reference to a joke so dw about that one nothing too relevant#some of these are incredibly silly and i do apologize but that's how I roll sjadhkjs#ok and thats all im gonna go back to my paperwork lol#mu qingfang
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when an obsessed orufrey person plays ace attorney for the first time in a while
#witch hat tag#orufrey#you know those times when the defendant is still in shambles at the end of a case because it was not a clear-cut thing#but you get to present one Special Sentimental piece of evidence that proves not all is lost#qifrey's breakdown would be like... he turns up calm and pleasant like dahlia kristoph gant etc but very quickly:#well first he's hiding his scar so you have to use the bracelet and also you find out about the seal on his hat using that.#eventually he is throwing water that comes out of nowhere like that coffee prosecutor guy. and his cape starts billowing#the more he breaks down his neck thingies start coming undone btw. To represent his descent into guilt and his LIES becoming undone.#course as the player i have already used my magatama and seen his 35894 psychelocks. but theyre those BLACK psychelocks#representing his repressed memories taken by the brimhats. also his glasses shatter out of nowhere when you keep presenting evidence#and tartah's testimony etc. and the player is like UHH this guy is A PUPPET MASTER but coco's heartfelt testimony commands the tone#and of course he's someone who has been twisted and damaged by trauma like adrian andrews. the mastermind is of course the brimhats#only me with my magatama knows that... only i can do it. It has to be me.....#just like how as the reader i can see everything about qifrey and i can hold him dear as much as i judge him#whereas if i were oru things would not be ok unless memories can be restored and mentally ill decisions can be illuminated#WELL ANYWAY !!!!! what i appreciate about ace attorney is its ability to mix silliness with seriousness#i cant usually make jokes about serious heavy heartbreaking stuff in witch hat because it is all very intense emotions for me#but i appreciate ace attorney's mix of sincerity and psychological pain and the inherent silliness to being a character in a situation#so.....Get Iguin on the stand. Now. BAILIFF.. TAKE OFF THE MASK#i would most love to be able to prove qifrey's eyesight is failing. hed be like I have no reason to pursue the brimhats (smiles pleasantly)#and it would be like You're lowering your gaze.. proof that the court lighting is too harsh for you..!#his glasses would crack at that moment btw. I used apollo's bracelet and saw the glyphs on the glass.#I know all about u. and i will save u
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luo binghe better than me fr i think i would've gone fucking apeshit if the person i loved with my entire soul pretty much said "fuck you" because of my race and pushed me down into literal hell for me to suffer for years
i've said it before and i'll say it again, i really don't think we give binghe enough credit. that man was on concerning levels of forgiving all the way from the start
#this would all be without xin mo eating at my brain btw#were the things he did wrong? of course. can you blame him? absolutely not.#like lets not act like at least half of us wouldnt go insane#i would be devastated#just.. place urself in his shoes ok#like he was able to still change for the better despite all the shit he went through#able to realize his wrongdoings and make up for them#thats fucking amazing and we should not discredit him ok#my ass would probably do the same thing as him tbh. or have a whole mental breakdown. or both#also same goes for bingge i wouldve done the same shit too probably. id fuck shen jiu up#again#not excusing his actions but i feel like people seem to focus on that part of him way too much when we literally see his character growth#and yeah hes still just a little unhinged but arent we all#hell some people are WAY more fucked up than binghe and they didnt even go through#i love him so much can you tell#so anyways yes if he were real i would date him hes so relatable#because then id now that he would actually change for the better and make things up and learn from his mistakes#yeah haha yes hes a red flag whatever all jokes and fun but are we just gonna ignore his development???#im not a binghe apologist. maybe.#svsss#mxtx svsss#luo binghe#luo bingmei
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who needs encouraging fathers when you can get fortune cookies that tell you you're doing a good job and that it'll all be okay
#nvm. the second fortune told me to suck it up and work harder. this is exactly like having a father.#this post is very deeply joking and unserious as I tend to be btw lmao.#shitpost hours#idk if I ever mentioned this before but my stepfather literally has a gridded map of our yard for the annual easter egg hunt.#he maps out where he put all of them (over 100 eggs. 25 for each sibling). [big yard. backs up into the woods.]#I think he had it on excel one year.#I only escaped doing the egg hunt a few years ago. I am in my twenties.#you guys know that scene from Psych where shawn's like 'dad you literally dug an egg 2 feet underground one year#and still expected me to find it' and the dad was like 'ok well i left loose dirt to indicate a dig'? yeah. it's that lmfao.#I love him but GOD. not easy being the only type b person in the family lmfao.#like. that's FUN for them. for me it feels like boot camp but they're all having a great time I guess#they're all very 'give 110% all day every day' type people and i'm like. idk. i think 36% sounds nice. doesn't 36% sound nice?#anyways. I truly believe that oversharing online is okay if it's kinda funny. also this is not new information lmao.#like. oh noooo the internet knows that i'm a bisexual with daddy issues. there's only like 5 billion of those on tumblr 😭#that's like 1/4th of the entire userbase so i think it's okay to disclose lmfao.#I am NOT unique in any way shape or form ✌️#anyways. back to finals work but tomorrow i'll catch up on dms/etc lol
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cyberpunk ocs tv show au let's get this bread
while vitali is taller than vincent, vitali's actor would actually be significantly shorter than vincent's actor. no one is ever expecting this
vincent's actor doesn't have any previous gigs because he only auditioned for the part because his name also happens to be vincent and he looks just like him so he couldn't let the opportunity pass him by
cato is Like That because her actress is also Like That. she steals clothes from set basically every week
vitali and mikhail's actors have an annoyingly similar dynamic going on as their tv show counterparts. fans hate this
ravager's actor is chronically online and retweets ravager x dupoint fanfiction on main
hanan and luna's actresses are dating and they have an insanely cute dog called jangles who's dumb as bricks and looks like it
vincent's actor is a twunk from los angeles who essentially dresses like a cyberpunk npc. he's regularly spotted wearing sunglasses indoors because he forgets he's got them on
no one is a bigger cassidy fan than cassidy's actor. everyone loves doing interviews with him because he will not shut the fuck up for the next hour or two. he's very dedicated to putting a thousand little details into his work that fans can pick up on and gets really excited on social media when someone makes a post about it
kaida's actress has made it xyr goal in life to kiss as many of xyr coworkers as possible
roksana's actress is also very dedicated to her character and could go on for hours about roksana's relationship with her mother and oldest brother specifically
speaking of the dobrynin siblings, if any of their actors are paired up together (or all three of them) in an interview, they almost automatically slip into their respective roles and keep bugging each other every opportunity they get
urban dynamite is an actual existing band and the members actually wrote the songs that are used in the show. rowdy's actress and lalo's actor are also twitch streamers and they regularly play shooters together
#reid.txt#someone come remove the mold from my room before it gets out of hand#all jokes aside though this is fun to think about. you should all do this with your ocs btw#i could probably cook up more of this but this is what i had ready at the top of my head. so. here you go. ok bye bye now
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guys hear me out would painis cupcake pay taxes? Because he’s not like mega insane like ass pancakes I think he’d pay his taxes in my professional opinion.
#I also had a conversation with my friend about if he had to wear a suit why would he#We discussed for a very long while(6 minutes) and the discussion was very enlightening#Slowly turning painis into a functional human in society…#Except you know he eats people that isn’t really stuff normal people do#this is a joke btw#I think he would pay his taxes but if the tax people are rude to him he wouldn’t#I think it really depends#Does he even have any taxes to pay? Because he doesn’t have a job I assume so he doesn’t have any money#But theoretically if he’s like working for another freak and he’s getting paid or something#Idk guys I might be going a little bit bonkers… he’s helping me get out of art block at least#Oh I hope all these tags don’t accidentally show up in another tag that would be bad I’ve seen that happen#I’ve already typed so much though#It’d be funny if there was painis angst because I wouldn’t be able to take it seriously because his name is penis basically#Why am I only saying painis I’m going to tag him anyway#Painis cupcake#there#alright anyways painis cupcake angst would be fucking hilarious imo#My professional opinion#Mmhmmm I’m a professional in being stupid#My friends will call me spedpool on hallowen#I took 2 yardsticks in stem and I pretended to be said guy in the red suit I don’t want to tag him because I don’t want someone to#Find this unhinged rant about painis cupcake that got way off track woah#Ok continuing on the painis rant#I can’t draw him with pencil for some reason he looks so weird#I can draw soldeir just fine with pencil probably even better than online but whenever I try to draw painis he looks like a pile of dog shi#A moist pile the kind that would make steam if it’s cold outside#I feel like it he tried painis cupcake would really be a great functional citizen#Oh wow I wrote a lot my bad
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