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hyunefans · 1 year ago

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no one talk to me about the boyz again.

#the silly.#PUTTING THEM IN JAIL.#ESPECIALLY ERIC #welcome home cheaters #like why are you looking at this random white woman #she dont even like u bro 😞#like why couldnt that have been me #someone's going to need to write an ot11 fic for me rq #and feed my delusional fantasies #ok this is all jokes btw #the mv was so good i always love their concepts #i hate summer songs but tbz always do it best!

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polararts · 2 years ago

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It's a period piece~

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deoidesign · 4 months ago

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And my girlfriends?

yeah.

they smoke weed.

(original post) (sometimes a copypasta fits your character so well...)

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halfdeadwallfly · 4 months ago

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#boink #oh instagram reels #btw in this video she had a “glow up”#which was basically having aged a little #like regular young adulthood early 20s type you're not gonna look the same as time goes on #like she got bangs and new glasses #i didnt even notice the first two times the video looped #like what #like cool!#yeah!#having a partner who loves and supports you will probably make you look happier! since you feel happier! ok!#also everyone looks different after a year when they're like twenty one!#what!#that's not the boyfriend effect that's just! being human! what the fuck!#also--- divine femininity??????#oh brother #for pete's sake #if you will #look for the most part i think that in general the women and girls and ppl that go with this kind of thing #the divine femininity and girl math and girl pretty and boy pretty etc etc etc #like i hate this kind of stuff but im not about to say that theyre at fault for it #like this is not helping anyone #and it just #god #it makes me upset!#maybe im overreacting but also i kind of think that we're collectively underreacting about this #like i dont wanna see it all over tiktok /let alone/ from my actual real life friends!#earlier this year my friends (women! women friends! staunchly feminist friends!) were joking unironically about girl math #like do we not see how that's harmful. when we talk about poor financial decisions and completely seriously call it girl math.#how do we not see a problem here

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whencartoonsruletheworld · 9 months ago

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What are your thoughts on Poppy Playtime?

chapter one: seems like a cashgrab but they've got some ideas here

chapter two: oh this is absolutely a soulless cashgrab. bye

chapter three: wow this looks really impressive and was written and acted really well. shame that all the good things about it are obviously stolen from other mascot horror and holy shit did they actually put the fucking banban elevators in here

#the mass possession and staff massacre? first bendy game before batdr fucked up the lore #the smiling critters? basic mascot horror designs #i liked what the crew DID with the third chap but it's clear that all their ideas are just. 'ok what do the kids like'#'the kids like gregory?? ok have a kid on the radio who sounds exactly like him'#'what do you mean they like banban more than us. that game's shit'#(that's not a joke btw. more kids in my library talk about banban than poppy. i dont think ive seen a single one talk about poppy actually)

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kirkwallguy · 29 days ago

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something about the solavellans i see on my tl is soooo fascinating because theyre kind of repulsed by solas being bald and will constantly make jokes about it or use mods where he's like... got stubble on his head so he's still technically lore-accurate bald but the suggestion of hair is there. but because they're so nervous about the bald thing they have this weird sense that the romance is subversive / they're the underdogs for taking a chance on this man with an inherent flaw. this is all based on my limited understanding of how straight people work so maybe that's just normal for them idk

#ive been on t for almost 5 years im going to be touchy on the bald jokes!#btw im just saying things. saw fanart of twitter where someone drew all their solavellan mutuals slapping solas' head like. ok..

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rox-of-iu · 2 years ago

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i have found myself with a moment of peace, so I binged the last 4 chapters of cultivate that I missed, blacked out, and woke up with this done so here hhh !spoilers

as usual the fic cultivate is by the ever so talented @neonghostcat

#cultivate #cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain #liushen #for anyone curious the word that SY calls YQY basically means someone who is a pushover in a relationship #dont know if that encompasses it well but more or less dhsk #literally someone under a slipper but with a funny flair to it #i googled it and english does have a saying of being under a slipper but the meaning slash connotation is not the same as this word btw #also the words in the first pic is just a reference to a joke so dw about that one nothing too relevant #some of these are incredibly silly and i do apologize but that's how I roll sjadhkjs #ok and thats all im gonna go back to my paperwork lol

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h00tzz · 4 months ago

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HELLO people of tumblr I simply MUST throw my tf2 ocs at you

I swear there’s actual lore and they all have names and backstories and they’re all CLONES living in the clonepocalypse but I’m writing this at 4am and I have places to be tomorrow I hope I don’t regret losing my mind and posting this tomorrow

#do we fuck with floating doodles with no color and a dark gray background #obligatory Helmet Party cuz I love myself and cherish my sanity #in this au I call them Drill Sergeant cuz of their names and I go hehehe #oh my god I’m tired #btw that Medic is sposed to be purple #Demo and Engie are missing eyeball twins except Demo has some weird magic shit going on that he’s sober enough to embrace and use #andan Solly Sniper and Pyro all live together and thye have a weird family dynamic going on. girldad Soldier (that’s a joke)#ufffghh I have more drawings of them including the rest of the mercs but they kind of suck #bahhh #ok goodnight tumblr #tf2 #team fortress 2 #engineer tf2 #soldier tf2 #demoman tf2 #medic tf2 #sniper tf2 #pyro tf2 #Helmet Party #oh yeah Demospy is also in this au but it’s not pictured sorryei #I will draw thrm #pretend this post made sense

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myfairkatiecat · 3 months ago

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Y’all if you’re gonna criticize keefe at least criticize something he’s actually doing wrong, there’s literally so many of those things do you want a list

#usually I take Keefe crit in stride bc he may be my blorbo but he deserves it tbh #like I’m not going to say he’s never emotionally manipulative or invalidating #I’ll give what I think are the reasons for it that make it interesting to me #but I’m not going to say he’s some perfect guy #but I’m actually ANGRY about the infantilization argument #WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALLING SOMEONE CUTE IS INFANTILIZING THEM #ON TODAY’S EPISODE OF ‘NORMAL CRUSH BEHAVIOR’ WE HAVE……#I can see how maybe ONE of those quotes could be genuinely pretty invalidating in context #but invalidation =/+ infantilization #different argument!!!#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc discourse #if you have a different opinion about kotlc I’m not gonna come out here guns blazing we all have opinions #but if you’re gonna be straight up wrong about what something like infantilization is #which is serious btw #Im gonna call that out sorry #hey twelve year olds on this website!! you’re ok to keep joking around with your crush and calling them cute when they worry #that’s normal behavior dw :)

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lunarharp · 11 months ago

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when an obsessed orufrey person plays ace attorney for the first time in a while

#witch hat tag #orufrey #you know those times when the defendant is still in shambles at the end of a case because it was not a clear-cut thing #but you get to present one Special Sentimental piece of evidence that proves not all is lost #qifrey's breakdown would be like... he turns up calm and pleasant like dahlia kristoph gant etc but very quickly:#well first he's hiding his scar so you have to use the bracelet and also you find out about the seal on his hat using that.#eventually he is throwing water that comes out of nowhere like that coffee prosecutor guy. and his cape starts billowing #the more he breaks down his neck thingies start coming undone btw. To represent his descent into guilt and his LIES becoming undone.#course as the player i have already used my magatama and seen his 35894 psychelocks. but theyre those BLACK psychelocks #representing his repressed memories taken by the brimhats. also his glasses shatter out of nowhere when you keep presenting evidence #and tartah's testimony etc. and the player is like UHH this guy is A PUPPET MASTER but coco's heartfelt testimony commands the tone #and of course he's someone who has been twisted and damaged by trauma like adrian andrews. the mastermind is of course the brimhats #only me with my magatama knows that... only i can do it. It has to be me.....#just like how as the reader i can see everything about qifrey and i can hold him dear as much as i judge him #whereas if i were oru things would not be ok unless memories can be restored and mentally ill decisions can be illuminated #WELL ANYWAY !!!!! what i appreciate about ace attorney is its ability to mix silliness with seriousness #i cant usually make jokes about serious heavy heartbreaking stuff in witch hat because it is all very intense emotions for me #but i appreciate ace attorney's mix of sincerity and psychological pain and the inherent silliness to being a character in a situation #so.....Get Iguin on the stand. Now. BAILIFF.. TAKE OFF THE MASK #i would most love to be able to prove qifrey's eyesight is failing. hed be like I have no reason to pursue the brimhats (smiles pleasantly)#and it would be like You're lowering your gaze.. proof that the court lighting is too harsh for you..!#his glasses would crack at that moment btw. I used apollo's bracelet and saw the glyphs on the glass.#I know all about u. and i will save u

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icedhotcocoa · 2 years ago

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@ssawboness (gets down on one knee) anything for a mutual

#the caption ks a joke btw even if we are not mutuals at all send me requests I’m on my hands and knees #tf2 #etchasketchings #heavyscout #heavy tf2 #scout tf2 #what’s their ship name again I forgot #heavy hitters #ok that’s cute #this is cute btw. sorry for twinkifyimg scout I’m usually very against it #I just think he would be very Like That #and also ATROCIOUS at flirting but that’s canon #and heavy is like very reluctantly attracted to him

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jade-len · 10 months ago

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luo binghe better than me fr i think i would've gone fucking apeshit if the person i loved with my entire soul pretty much said "fuck you" because of my race and pushed me down into literal hell for me to suffer for years

i've said it before and i'll say it again, i really don't think we give binghe enough credit. that man was on concerning levels of forgiving all the way from the start