#ok but this is funny

[rrcraft-and-lore]

This is how this should have actually gone - realistic sibling convo post what happened.

Also: "I'll let you hit me back."

[ellaknowslucifer]

It's honestly a shame how there isn't a max / george edit on bad blood,

"Did you think we'd be fine?"

"Now did you think it all through?

All these things will catch up to you"

"So if you come in my way, just don't"

[darkerthanblack-666]

A gift from mom. No, I do not have a cat, clearly I'm the cat 🤷

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[hawkeye221b]

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[brown-spider]

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

no capes au dick and jason referring to tim as gala kid, before he’s adopted because he was the only other kid at the galas and they forgot his name.

jason post coma: what the heck bruce you adopted gala kid??

dick: his name is tim

jason: oh fr?

bruce: jason please be more sensitive his parents died

jason: omg welcome to the club

dick laughing: that’s what i told him!

[coolxatu]

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

[rrcraft-and-lore]

This is a Tibetan Fox found through South Asia and eastward through more of Asia obviously.

It's most obviously Asian because of the fact it can absolutely adopt the look every Asian parent gives their child when said child tells them: I don't to be a doctor/lawyer/engineer-

I wanna be some variety of artist??!!!!

Parents: -_- why did you waste so many words to just say: "I want to be homeless?"

This fox doesn't get mad at any threats.

It only knows how to give you the look of disappointment and judgement.

[my-hi-universe]

Guys I'm honestly not gay but I'm not blind either.

Also 😲

LIKE c'mon 😩😩 what do y'all expect from me I'm just a girl 😞

I see cool attractive people and I cant tell the difference between, "omg I wanna be them" and "omg I wanna be WITH them"

And DON'T get me started on Ambessa

(Is this normal help)

[softestaries]

Ncuti rly just rocked up trouserless, played a high-stakes game of catch, told his younger self to get some fucking therapy, cloned the Tardis (HELLO?), and left to go clubbing. Iconic behaviour. No notes.

[vinestaff]

sighs. another guy in my brain i guess

[clownowo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading