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rrcraft-and-lore · 4 months ago
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This is how this should have actually gone - realistic sibling convo post what happened.
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Also: "I'll let you hit me back."
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ellaknowslucifer · 2 years ago
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It's honestly a shame how there isn't a max / george edit on bad blood,
"Did you think we'd be fine?"
"Now did you think it all through?
All these things will catch up to you"
"So if you come in my way, just don't"
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darkerthanblack-666 · 2 years ago
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A gift from mom. No, I do not have a cat, clearly I'm the cat 🤷
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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shesmore-shoebill · 3 months ago
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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.
He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D
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hawkeye221b · 8 months ago
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I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
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bereft-of-frogs · 7 months ago
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
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brown-spider · 1 year ago
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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933
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adriles · 8 months ago
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
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fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow · 3 months ago
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no capes au dick and jason referring to tim as gala kid, before he’s adopted because he was the only other kid at the galas and they forgot his name.
jason post coma: what the heck bruce you adopted gala kid??
dick: his name is tim
jason: oh fr?
bruce: jason please be more sensitive his parents died
jason: omg welcome to the club
dick laughing: that’s what i told him!
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coolxatu · 2 years ago
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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
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rrcraft-and-lore · 3 months ago
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This is a Tibetan Fox found through South Asia and eastward through more of Asia obviously.
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It's most obviously Asian because of the fact it can absolutely adopt the look every Asian parent gives their child when said child tells them: I don't to be a doctor/lawyer/engineer-
I wanna be some variety of artist??!!!!
Parents: -_- why did you waste so many words to just say: "I want to be homeless?"
This fox doesn't get mad at any threats.
It only knows how to give you the look of disappointment and judgement.
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softestaries · 11 months ago
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Ncuti rly just rocked up trouserless, played a high-stakes game of catch, told his younger self to get some fucking therapy, cloned the Tardis (HELLO?), and left to go clubbing. Iconic behaviour. No notes.
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vinestaff · 3 months ago
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sighs. another guy in my brain i guess
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clownowo · 1 year ago
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
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the-meme-monarch · 1 year ago
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we’re just abnormal men. we’re just abhorrent men
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