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Ahhhhh ate up the titan pieceeeeee
(But would Konig hear her? Would he come for her? Would he watch stunned for a moment before intervening?)
WARNING: 18+, NSFW, DEPICTIONS OF NON-CONSENSUAL SEX AND PHYSICAL ABUSE. PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND TAKE CARE <3
The cries leaving you are raw and hiccuping, intertwined with intelligible pleads in a desperate attempt to find empathy from the deranged boy planted firmly on your front. You’re squirming away from his bruising, slicing teeth, but his jaw is locked around your delicate flesh, finishing his painful bites with long swipes of his tongue.
A shout, from deeper in the trees, the sound of disrupted branches and twigs. Immediately your eyes spring open, your body thrashing twice as hard against Titan.
“Help! Help me!” You call to your last hope, your wail for help shredding the back of your throat.
The far out voice calls your name - and you can make it out.
It’s Konig.
Coming to your rescue, or possibly to kill you.
Titan finishes on a particularly drawn-out, sloppy swipe along his bite marks and lets out a laugh into your marked flesh.
“Konig! Konig!”
Titan’s hand comes up to silence you, his palm covering your mouth with such force your head slams into the dirt.
When he pulls away from your neck, he jams his nose into your cheek just next to his hand, planting a wet, bloody kiss to the side of your face. You grimace and squirm objections muffled under rough palms, but it’s useless to try and stop him. Titan lets out a giddy, maniacal laugh as he sits up, giving your throbbing wrists a painful squeeze.
“This is just perfect,” he says, a cruel grin unwinding on his face. A mixture of your blood and his spit covers his chin and the creases along his mouth.
He meets your blown eyes, firmly pressing the flat of his hand over your lips.
“See this Nine?”
Titans leans in again so he’s only inches from you, tightening his hold to keep you from shaking your head away from him.
“Now we’re both getting what we want.”
Titan’s already looking in Konig’s direction when he bursts through the trees, and in one smooth motion Titan releases his muzzle on you, reaches behind him, and swiftly returns to press a knife to your neck. Your head tries to bury away, but you end up just displaying your bruised, bloody neck for him on a silver plater.
Konig freezes at the sight, boots skidding on dirt as his empty palms shoot up.
Titan laughs, a boisterous, deep laugh that echoes throughout the forest.
“How touching,” Titan says, punctuating his hummed statement by tightening his knuckles around the knife pressed through your throat, “A lover’s reunion.”
You and Konig meet each other’s stare through the holes in his hood. You can’t see his face, but you can practically hear his heart beating through the chest rising and falling with each deep breath. He looks down to your neck, mutilated and bloody before meeting your tear-stained face.
“Lucky you,” Titan purrs to Konig before his voice drops to a near growl, “You get a front row seat to the show.”
Titan laughs, his hold on your wrists tightening as the cool steel brushes against your skin with each of his shakes. He ends on a smug sigh, his grin twisted into something devious.
“Y’know, your Lover’s blood tastes so sweet. Have you tried it?”
Konig’s eyes are flitting around, trying to think his way through the panic, but his mind is clearly failing him.
Titan’s locked onto Konig’s stare as he leans down, crushing your wrists to swipe the entirely of your neck with his slick tongue.
He pulls away slowly, closing his eyes for a moment as if to savor the taste and gives a low hum.
Konig doesn’t have anything to say, still frozen, as if the slightest provocation would cause Titan to slice open your neck.
You can’t blame him.
“Have you tried it, Funny Girl?”
His lids flutter halfway shut, and his finger swirls over his teeth marks, gathering a slick mixture of blood and saliva. Your head is already instinctually stretched as far as you can, and with each wiggle you risk slicing yourself on the blade, so there’s not much to do when Titan brings his finger to your lips.
Your shallow breaths and the blood pumping in your ears deafens you as he makes his teasingly slow descent. You have no choice but to stare Titan in the eyes as he presses his finger to your bottom lip and slips his finger into your mouth. The taste of salt and metal immediately flood your mouth, his finger carefully brushing against your tongue.
The rest of Titan’s hand suddenly clamps down around your jaw with enough force his knuckles are shaking.
“Suck.”
Your eyes pinch shut and thrust tears from your waterline, streaking down your temples and into your hair.
You barely have room to sob without carving yourself, so instead of nodding in response to his order, you obey.
Trembling lips sealing around the base of his finger, applying suction. He keeps a cruel grip on your cheeks as he begins to slide his finger in and out your mouth, forcing you to work the blood off.
“Taste good, Nine?”
You can only let out a muffled cry through your pinched cheeks, letting Titan’s finger fuck your face, smearing the warm mixture over your tongue.
He laughs at you, his pointed, blood stained canines displayed proudly as he pulls his finger away with a pop.
He turns to Konig with a wicked smile, his voice low and smug.
“Too bad you won’t get to taste it fresh.”
MORE TITAN DRABBLES FOR YOU, FUNNY GIRL
KONIG X READER HUNGER GAMES AU
#oh uhuh#i knew there were more of y’all#just needed one of ya to be brave enough to speak up#i see y’all drooling in my inbox#mhmmm 😏 😏 😏#dads been waiting very patiently#how many times do i have to teach you this lesson old man??? this is a judgement free zone!!!#uhohask#titan#konig#könig#konig cod#könig cod#konig call of duty#könig call of duty#x reader#uhohwriting#tgwcm
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How to Infiltrate a Country: A Guide by Trafalgar Law
this man is very practical
#one piece#fanart#my art#trafalgar law#basil hawkins#his idea of disguise always got me scratching my head#whoever taught this man how to go undercover#oh yea sure lets put on a fake moustache and a sunglasses. maybe a straw bucket over your head.#no one would know#uhuh#its not like you got anything identifiable plastered on your body#what?? tattoos?? jolly roger??? no siree#theres nothing wrong in showing off your tattoos and flaunt your jolly roger all over your outfit yuhuh#especially when youre going to countries that are decidedly not very accepting of you#ESPECIALLY when the leaders of said countries are out for your blood#yupppppp#“im different from strawhat im very practical” are you sure about that
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I love this dynamic for them So Much!!
but also they should smooch
#monster high#fanart#mh g3#clawdeen/spectra#idk Clawdeen not being scared of normally spooky things is such a funny consistency between the live action and cartoon#like she wasnt spooked by Ghoulia's scary laugh or Spectra's jumpscares#just kinda was like 'uhuh.. oh uh i mean AH'#also... purple gfs#clawdeen and spectra had chemistry in g1 too tbh#but this is better cuz g3 hasnt had spectra posting mean rumors about her online#my art
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Monkey MK: "There's something inside you, that you can't control. You know what you are, deep down. A beast, a monster—harbinger of chaos! This thing, that wants to hurt, that wants to destroy, that wants chaos! You're so terrified to let it out! But the truth is, you like it. It makes you feel strong. It's who you are!"
(5x04 The Storm Within)
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Nine: "No, I told you, I get out either way! But, I have had enough of control, enough of watching people put themselves in cages! Of...watching them push away the chaos, when the chaos is what makes them who they are!"
(5x09 Sacrifice)
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*sweats*
#*cough* didn't uh#Didn't realize these were so on the nose as parallels. Like that each line is the opposite of the other#oh we're fucked in s6#oh hello#lego monkie kid#lmk#lmk parallels#lmk theme: identity#lmk MK#lmk Nine#lmk spoilers#lmk s5#*cough*.....eamk for s6.....in a way. In the way that matters to me#Like I've been thinking about the difference between like#Yellowtusk wanting to believe in Azure (''But at the cost of the world?'') and the gang wanting to believe in MK#and how there really is no difference. but YT's belief was framed as ''bad'' and the gang's was framed as ''good''#''I'm sorry pal. But ain't nothin` worth that price!'' uhuh and then it was. Pigsy u little hypocrite#everyone was happier to die with MK than to live without him??? Because they are insane???#and I'm like#bro#the rammies#the rammies next season bro#like MK. MK did kinda choose his friends over the GUARANTEED safety of the world.#He's so funny like that#I just am assuming the open door to chaos is going to have rammies
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what are you guys writing
#whats stede doing with these fellows#edward we gotta go to the lab#ed cmon#our flag means death#ofmd#walter white#super silly stuff my dudes#stede bonnet#the gentleman pirate#edward teach#ed teach#blackbeard#oh yeah well my name is stede bonnet yo my husband is edward teach yo uhuh he told me everything
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I hope the next wxs big event introduces another wildly talented npc who has gay feelings for tsukasa & he takes zero notice of it again. I need it to be really driven home that women do not want him & he only attracts talented theatre men who find his obnoxious personality and massive ego appealing.
#I still think abt the ‘asahi just sees rui as a possible coworker but had a crush on tsukasa’ thing it’s so funny#tsukasa is like hm rui & Asahi seemed to really hit it off I should encourage their bonding so anytime Asahi invites him somewhere he brings#all of wxs and then tries to get asahi and rui to talk. & they do talk but unfortunately Rui is obsessed with tsukasa and keeps#flirting (playfully threatening) w tsukasa right in front of asahi#at the end of the night asahi is like I kinda intended for this to be a date would you be interested in going out again w just the two of us#& tsukasa is like oh. no thank you! we can still be friends though!#mine#tsukasa#even funnier if tsukasa is like I don’t like men that way sorry & asahi is like (thinking of his interactions w rui) …uhuh.
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Honestly Mizora micromanaging Wyll so much is kinda cringe tho fr 😬😬😬
Like girl do you not have places to be? Do you not have like OTHER warlocks? Is it just Wyll?
#oh look mizora's back#were you lonely?#yeah uhuh very cool babe#we all know why you smell like red wine rn girl#girl get yourself a cat or something fr#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 memes#mizora#wyll#wyll ravengard
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o/ hello for that isat ask game, how about 14?
(14 - favorite character portrait(s)?)
there's so many good ones but i'll limit myself to one per party member
#these are basically the portraits where I went ''Oh!!!!'' when I saw em for the first time#isat spoilers#isat act 5 spoilers#yeah. uhuh. I picked that odile sprite over everything else. yeah what did you expect from me#picked this mira's smile cause it can be completely innocent or also. :) (ominous)#everything else self explanatory#honorary mentions: odile laugh; siffrin ''do you know something?''; bonVictory; sparkly eyes mira; loop welp; isa brag#asks
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23/03/2024 - BC Eagles vs BU Terriers
Ryan Leonard beats 3 -> Will Smith finishes to get the HATTY! The BC Line find each other for the celly <3
#god? its me again. the boys you put on this earth to play hockey formed a codependent hockey triumvirate#yeah they haven't played without each other for years. uhuh. and they've already been drafted to different teams#we know how their story ends. they know it too#they play on. this is all they will have of each other in the end <3#frosh line you are SO special to me ...!!!!#oh my god the alt text for this took ten years askjdlaskl#had fun with it tho <3#ryan leonard#will smith#will smith hockey#gabe perreault#bc line#bc eagles#boston college hockey#ncaa hockey#bc eagles lb#san jose sharks#new york rangers#washington capitals#hockeyedit#puckpocketed details series#puck!gif
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quick note - this blog is gonna be sparse again for at least this week. trying new medications and tbh initial side effects are not super pleasant + actual effects build up. as a result: currently as if unmedicated for mental health, with anxiety+ side effect, extra fatigue, dizziness, and fatigue. it's uh, sure something.
totally recognize that most of y'all know we're absent at times due to health things, just wanted to give a heads up that this one is at least anticipated.
#fun fact sometimes condensing meds just means poorer treatment of some conditions#this is a re-expansion + new thing#so that instead of poorly treating my mental health and using an unusually high dose SNRI for another (physical) condition#i will hopefully both be in less pain AND not depressed af AND also have an appetite again#i doubt i will be lucky and not have a fucked stomach due to meds but one can hope that an appetite will allow me to eat foods that upset#my stomach a lot less#my health is forever a massive balancing act#every time a medical thing is like 'so what meds do u take' i'm like here i wrote it down for u#and they're like 'oh. ooookay. let me just...' *five minutes of typing and clicking later*#'so! what did you come in for again? uhuh. you said you experience pain daily? with your chronic pain thing? hm. have you tried yoga?'#/gen#like. straight up every time i say 'i am in pain all the time due to fibromyalgia' they are like 'ooh studies say regular exercise helps'#and like. theoretically yes! but also. i would be lying if i said the fibromyalgia studies i've skimmed don't set off general 'bad science'#alarm bells in my brain#like... cool you performed a fibromyalgia study with... all male lab rats? mhmm? so are you aware fibromyalgia appears to occur#overwhelmingly in women? like. data seems to suggest between 70-85%?#(not that the data can't still indicate things but it certainly makes male rats a poor choice of model for tests on it)#also just... idk i've looked at some metaanalysis and been like 'okay cool theory and for all i know about human bio or bio in general that#sounds more or less correct BUT. you never discussed that one study on this subject that did NOT support your conclusion.#and that's 1) interesting when it was the most diverse group of subjects and the exceptions often teach just as much as the 'rule'#2) just shitty science. tell me how your theory is still credible when some evidence doesn't fit the model.#like... 'given that all other studies were primarily conducted on white american women in their 30s to 40s it is possible that this model#only explains (the early effects of fibro since that's a typical onset period) / (a possible genetic link primarily found in white women) /#(a possible sign of bias in diagnosis that demonstrates the possibility that there are different causes) / combinations of all of those#like... idk a paper that just throws out things that don't support it is a pretty big red flag#it doesn't mean the conclusion is entirely incorrect but it is often important to understand the context in which it applies#like... it's very easy to jump to an incorrect conclusion if you used something in the wrong context#ie: thumbs up is a good job / positive thing in a lot of western civilizations. teenage kee once went to china and discovered it to be#neutral to offensive in many areas outside of major tourist locations that were used to it#anyways i gotta sleep
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I am. Gouing to explode why do those static drawings give me so much happy. I don't think it's just simp. Uhm. Hang onm. I may. I may have some things to thuink about-
#dhhhhhhhhdhshshshhdhdhdhxbhxsjhshs#its jsut#it just#the#teh flat#chets#but still she#but also he#at hte same time#stars#oh goodness#i cant belive in getting gender envy/euphoria from my own oc-#well he is also kinda a sona#but also not-#hdgsjdhjshshs i cant tell wether i want to be with em or *be* him-#fuck#ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh#ill deal with this#later#uhuh#storm rambles
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Hey ho
#yea#uhuh#anyway#art#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#oh and Donnie ig but he doesn’t deserve a tag#maybe his forehead does though#Donnies forehead#didntidoitforyou coded lookin idiot
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love whenever anybody on true blood has like. a blood-induced sex dream about another character bc you get to see the imaginary version of that character that lives in their head. imaginary bill that lives in sam's head is like. a porn man. imaginary eric that lives in sookie's head is the softest nakedest guy imaginable with zero sharp edges. imaginary sookie that lives in eric's head - this one's not even blood-induced, just horny - is a cute little headband-wearer who says stuff like "oh, cheese and rice!" and shares sweet nothings about stuff she's never seen, like the wintertime
#he has a very weird idea of how telepathy works . uhuh 'don't use words i dont understand love is a foreign concept to me' shut up#that actually makes me really verklempt. very maudlin . she doesnt know WHAT winter smells like . the only ocean she knows is the gulf#but there's nobody around who does know! not from then! not one hundred percent not exactly!#you could find some five year old kid at the north sea in 2010 and he would not get it either. not the same sea not the same kid#oh . i love immortality stories they make me so terribly sad#i always wind up on the side of the immortality but still#true blood
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i forgot i didn't tell my brother that i started taking guzheng lesson and rambled like a maniac for like 20 mins in our weekly call today while he trialed jianxin in my wuwa account orz why am i like this
#rin rambles#us whenever the other started rambling about the things they're passionate/excited about 'mhm' 'yeuh' 'uhuh' 'oh wow' 'huh' hshflksjdlf#i almost felt bad bc i know he has like -99 interest in music but then again he rambled for like 30 mins about wuwa mechanics beforehand#so i think we're even lol
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oh OH hO spicey ohhh having a spicey little tantrum about the boromir tag don't listen to me at all do NOT listen I mean it I mean it this is so petty
#text post#Gonna go ffffucking crazy- people have to bend so far over backwards to make Boromir bad that they just full out ignore his entire characte#and bend even further over backwards to make the elves all better than him too like jesus christ#oh is it BOROMIR who would be bitter about dying in the defense of Rohan??? whose despair is just so self serving and requires legolas to#slap him out of it yes uhuh that seems reasonable seems like BOROMIR would just hate the idea of dying for allies he so clearly loved#when in the full actual canonical scene of his death he dies for two random guys he met five months ago and all he has to say about it is#he failed he is sorry he has paid#BOROMIR definitely doesn't deal well with his own looming death and would definitely snap at other people about it ignoring all the decades#he has been under the looming shadow of death and has been known as not-grim and loved by many and has done his duty almost like#that is literally all his life has been up until this point#and of course of course it's ARAGORN who he's supposed to be fighting for because he's SOO impactful on Boromir's psyche he meant so much t#him apparently ggrsfsfgrrffffggfrgr#everyone wants to hit boromir oh yeah he's so annoying his hopelessness is such a burden and everyone else has to deal with him#if ANY of you go looking for what I'm talking about and do anything about it I'll slaughter you myself these are such inside thoughts the#comic is good#I shouldn't even be angry it's the natural conclusion from a story that tells you Boromir is bad but does not spell out that it's because h#isn't 'faithful' to god#they just tell you he is 'too despairing' and he 'desires power' and he 'doesn't have hope' (hope being a proxy for faith and Boromir not#believing in Aragorn means he doesn't believe in Eru's chosen leaders and his 'grand plan')#despair being a sin because it means you are selfishly giving into your own desires for a good life for you and the people you love#rather than accepting that all is God's plan and this life is only meaningful if you are defending Eru's right to the throne of the world#But that isn't spelled out so for despair to be treated as evil in the story people apply a secular understanding of 'bad despair'#already a TERRIBLE idea btw genuinely awful to percieve hopelessness as a personal moral failing#I suppose thats it actually the major reason it gets to me cus hopelessness and despair is a base aspect of my existence like#I am in despair pretty much constantly and I know a lot of other disabled people with similar sentiments#and the urging from people to 'have hope' is at this point sickening and infuriating and maddening to me it is disconnected from my reality#WHICH is demonstrably why I care about Boromir and Denethor so much no one meets them where they are no one sits in their reality with them#they are deeply relatable in their dealing with dispair namely; they just live and accomplish and strive along with their sarcasm and#black humour through their dark grueling lives and do what duty demands and try to hold onto their crumbling family relationships#and then they each have uniquely cathartic ends to those lives
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About Macaque's death- it's been raised that in the flashback, we can see what looks like a battlefield around him. Some have even spectacled that the mountain Macaque brings MK to in his debut episode is the same battlefield.
And...when Sandy flashbacks to what seems to be Sha Wukong's memories...what do we see but a battlefield?
I think your thought that there was two battles between Macaque and Wukong, if Wukong did kill Macaque (I believe he didn't), is correct. However, Wukong spared Macaque the first time, probably bc Macaque hadn't done anything too bad to the pilgrims. The second, he didn't...
Because Macaque succeeded in killing the pilgrims.
Let me set up a screenshot conspiracy board real quick:
I swear these are all related (I've mentioned this before somewhere). I don't know how or why, but deep in my heart I want to believe this battle will be touched on.
Now, I don't know if the battle that took place is related to SWK & Macaque's fight or not, and I'm also not positive that there even were 2 fights (I was just throwing stuff out there), but Macaque killing the pilgrims (or more likely just having a hand in their death, "I didn't do this!" "You weren't not involved" anyone?) is definitely something to consider.
#Is me writing on screenshots in red pen unnecessary? yes#is it fun while also contributing to the vibe? also yes!#idk lmk could bring anything back they literally brought the 1x03 sandy tape joke back ''Maybe we could find some magic tape?''#Which *looks at MK breaking the pinball machine sadly*#*picks up phone* Oh yeah? Yeah. Uh-huh. yeah I'm thinking too much about the lego show again. Yeah. Like I do every night. Uhuh.#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk theory#asks#My ultimate crack theory: Macaque helped past life (aka EAMK) MK kill the pilgrims#Schrödinger's theory. Can be neither proven or disproven atm
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