#how many times do i have to teach you this lesson old man??? this is a judgement free zone!!!

[wendytestabrat]

stop gaslighting us lol

[aquaquadrant]

ah, new life series, new influx of people using the hermitcraft tag in all their spoiler-containing posts for no reason.

they are separate series, y’all. if you aren’t actually referencing anything related to hermitcraft, there’s no reason to cross-tag. they have their own tags. try ‘secret life smp’ or ‘traffic smp’ or ‘life series smp.’ pretty please?

[katyspersonal]

hey, I saw that you and your friend got some unwarranted nonsense for your lore posts on Marika. I thought it was nice to see people give Marika some agency for once.

Thank you for a message, and support, I suppose; I am glad that you liked the analysis and takes themselves.

Honestly, the whole thing was really unfair to Val. That post was not even about Marika, it just tangentially involved her! @val-of-the-north was addressing the situation of people seeing Marika as that noble hero who was up to rid the world of "Hornsent's evil" and making the world better by only obliterating the filth that ruins it of sorts. Correctly pointing out how much injustice and cruelty happened under her reign, caused or allowed! Yesterday I've made a post ( x ) about Marika that is the best reflection of mine and Val's opinion on her! Sounds rather humanising and positive even all things considered, right? And the reason why Val did not do a giant disclaimer explaining how Marika is not 100% cruel monster was because that post was not! about! her!

And yet, imagine how VAL was feeling. The original reblogger maybe earned (my) disrespect by admitting they hated any interpretation of Marika and Messmer that weren't their, as well as using an oddly specific made up story as a proof, but on conceptual level, it is not wrong to start a debate! Debates are good, debates are healthy, debates are vaccine against being stuck in hostile echo-chambers believing you are superior and others are "media illiterate weirdos"! They were switching goals wildly like a bunny making its traces on the snow a labyrinth, BUT, it was fun to double-check Marika's lore there! But it stopped being okay when another person faaaaaaar not Val's size got involved and not only made it some sort of 'affirmation', but then also continued to mock his post as aNoThEr CaNcEr tO MaRiKaS jOy before their followers uncritically approving of everything they say! I know I should not act like he or me are special, because this is just a constant in any fandom/community!

Imagine that big, radiant, loved by everyone artist with more followers than there are people in your country, whose creativity and presence stands in the fandom seen from every spot much like the notorious Erdtree itself, for the first time having a direct interaction with you...... only to unfairly write you down as "just another Marika hater" and "part of the problem in the fandom" with "a post so bad they wish they could remove it from the addition" pure upon virtue of agreeing with their biased subjective vision. In front. Of their. Huge. Fanbase. When they also didn't even read the post and admitted to not even loredig. (Why do you think you can be the judge whether someone's lore is right or wrong when you do not even research it? Seriously why?) There are very vitriol-filled posts about Marika that do not offer any nuance, yet from my knowledge, they only ever earned vagueblogs? Just getting readsomewhered, as 'some weird takes I've seen'? But it was a fair, researched post, dealing only with facts, that earned the "honor" of directness?

Besides, it was rich saying the post was wrong and better be removed to only keep the addition, when the post was about people approving of Hornsent genocide! And the reblog of disagreement that made it about Marika..... justified Hornsent genocide. So, proven Val's point, hilariously? Literal Queelign behavior, all. 🤦‍♂️

[uhohdad]

Ahhhhh ate up the titan pieceeeeee

(But would Konig hear her? Would he come for her? Would he watch stunned for a moment before intervening?)

WARNING: 18+, NSFW, DEPICTIONS OF NON-CONSENSUAL SEX AND PHYSICAL ABUSE. PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND TAKE CARE <3

The cries leaving you are raw and hiccuping, intertwined with intelligible pleads in a desperate attempt to find empathy from the deranged boy planted firmly on your front. You’re squirming away from his bruising, slicing teeth, but his jaw is locked around your delicate flesh, finishing his painful bites with long swipes of his tongue.

A shout, from deeper in the trees, the sound of disrupted branches and twigs. Immediately your eyes spring open, your body thrashing twice as hard against Titan.

“Help! Help me!” You call to your last hope, your wail for help shredding the back of your throat.

The far out voice calls your name - and you can make it out.

It’s Konig.

Coming to your rescue, or possibly to kill you.

Titan finishes on a particularly drawn-out, sloppy swipe along his bite marks and lets out a laugh into your marked flesh.

“Konig! Konig!”

Titan’s hand comes up to silence you, his palm covering your mouth with such force your head slams into the dirt.

When he pulls away from your neck, he jams his nose into your cheek just next to his hand, planting a wet, bloody kiss to the side of your face. You grimace and squirm objections muffled under rough palms, but it’s useless to try and stop him. Titan lets out a giddy, maniacal laugh as he sits up, giving your throbbing wrists a painful squeeze.

“This is just perfect,” he says, a cruel grin unwinding on his face. A mixture of your blood and his spit covers his chin and the creases along his mouth.

He meets your blown eyes, firmly pressing the flat of his hand over your lips.

“See this Nine?”

Titans leans in again so he’s only inches from you, tightening his hold to keep you from shaking your head away from him.

“Now we’re both getting what we want.”

Titan’s already looking in Konig’s direction when he bursts through the trees, and in one smooth motion Titan releases his muzzle on you, reaches behind him, and swiftly returns to press a knife to your neck. Your head tries to bury away, but you end up just displaying your bruised, bloody neck for him on a silver plater.

Konig freezes at the sight, boots skidding on dirt as his empty palms shoot up.

Titan laughs, a boisterous, deep laugh that echoes throughout the forest.

“How touching,” Titan says, punctuating his hummed statement by tightening his knuckles around the knife pressed through your throat, “A lover’s reunion.”

You and Konig meet each other’s stare through the holes in his hood. You can’t see his face, but you can practically hear his heart beating through the chest rising and falling with each deep breath. He looks down to your neck, mutilated and bloody before meeting your tear-stained face.

“Lucky you,” Titan purrs to Konig before his voice drops to a near growl, “You get a front row seat to the show.”

Titan laughs, his hold on your wrists tightening as the cool steel brushes against your skin with each of his shakes. He ends on a smug sigh, his grin twisted into something devious.

“Y’know, your Lover’s blood tastes so sweet. Have you tried it?”

Konig’s eyes are flitting around, trying to think his way through the panic, but his mind is clearly failing him.

Titan’s locked onto Konig’s stare as he leans down, crushing your wrists to swipe the entirely of your neck with his slick tongue.

He pulls away slowly, closing his eyes for a moment as if to savor the taste and gives a low hum.

Konig doesn’t have anything to say, still frozen, as if the slightest provocation would cause Titan to slice open your neck.

You can’t blame him.

“Have you tried it, Funny Girl?”

His lids flutter halfway shut, and his finger swirls over his teeth marks, gathering a slick mixture of blood and saliva. Your head is already instinctually stretched as far as you can, and with each wiggle you risk slicing yourself on the blade, so there’s not much to do when Titan brings his finger to your lips.

Your shallow breaths and the blood pumping in your ears deafens you as he makes his teasingly slow descent. You have no choice but to stare Titan in the eyes as he presses his finger to your bottom lip and slips his finger into your mouth. The taste of salt and metal immediately flood your mouth, his finger carefully brushing against your tongue.

The rest of Titan’s hand suddenly clamps down around your jaw with enough force his knuckles are shaking.

“Suck.”

Your eyes pinch shut and thrust tears from your waterline, streaking down your temples and into your hair.

You barely have room to sob without carving yourself, so instead of nodding in response to his order, you obey.

Trembling lips sealing around the base of his finger, applying suction. He keeps a cruel grip on your cheeks as he begins to slide his finger in and out your mouth, forcing you to work the blood off.

“Taste good, Nine?”

You can only let out a muffled cry through your pinched cheeks, letting Titan’s finger fuck your face, smearing the warm mixture over your tongue.

He laughs at you, his pointed, blood stained canines displayed proudly as he pulls his finger away with a pop.

He turns to Konig with a wicked smile, his voice low and smug.

“Too bad you won’t get to taste it fresh.”

MORE TITAN DRABBLES FOR YOU, FUNNY GIRL

KONIG X READER HUNGER GAMES AU

[lavellane]

last post about it but never underestimate bioware's ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory i guess

[aikuse]

another year another kinktober discourse

[sneezysubbyboi]

To the anon thanks so much for the absolutely beautifully written dm, and yeah, it really was out of nowhere after the best two dates of my life, I honestly did like a triple take and wondered if I was hallucinating her rejection message 😩

I know i’m definitely not normal, so it’ll be infinitely harder for me to find someone who’ll get my oddness, but as long as there’s the tiniest hope and desire, I do indeed want, no.. need to keep trying, because I, and everyone else who isn’t normal, deserves it. Thanks for rejuvenating me.

[july-19th-club]

love that peter's go-to 'you're in my house' move is to offer a person a beer and he does this to neal despite knowing neal is not a beer person and every single time neal is like. *unenthusiastically sipping* yaaay ... an avocado a beer...thaaanks......

[arainaizevran]

also new camp idle animations... 👀❓

[nachtfaust]

[ranchdressing3]

pokemon stop pairing guzma and lusamine challenge :/

[capetowncapers]

Gently and repeatedly bullying my mother out of diet culture and into healthy mindsets about food…… aint (okay very much is) much but it’s honest work

[queensharotto]

Every fucking day on this site 2: Bot Boogaloo

[biofsauron]

had the most fun recreating my og bhaalspawn Indis in bg3 for my 'good' dark urge, because how in the hell can he rest while that asshole I spent A WHOLE ASS GAME taking down still walks this earth?? not in this lifetime buddy

[venigni]

Me to me: If u hate geppetto so much, why cant u stop geppettoposting, huh?

Me: 😶

[paunchbunny]

if any of u ppl catch me reblogging sixpenceee unironically ever again please take me out back and send me straight to hell