#oh the innuendoes

[lilianhuas]

“Life has many different flavours waiting for you.”

[frostleni]

Hurry... he has to go play mermaids

[invinciblerodent]

do you ever put your hands down and your big slutty calf-eyes away, you sweet sweet silly man

i continue to desire him carnally, btw

[your-name-is-jim]

POV: You’re the guy watching from the other cell

[s2 e 21 - Patterns of Force]

[goddidntdothis]

deleted scenes from the YOUR FATHER comic

i ended up adding and substracting a lot of pages in the sketching stage and this one was diluting the effect of the other page with a letter that i wanted to be really emotional and also it kinda messed up the rhythm. but i was really fond of it

[jaylestial]

It’s fluverlord season, get to the hopital for your vaccines before he bites you!

Whats the point of being in a fandom if you don’t write crack RP with your friends and draw fanart from said crack rp?

[prettywordsonpaper]

"i need you to come back because you promised to eat me once we hit a million subs" is a wild thing to say on a live stream

[langsat-lamb]

[pickastitch]

gem's latest hc episode taught me she should flirt with everyone

[unreal]

thinking about YGO/PKMN crossover like . Kaiba would still run a tech company and the pokeballs he/his team manufacture are definitely called KaibaCapsules. Not only to keep the KC logo going but also--

[callmearcturus]

[blondephil]

Ask game to tag for phan!

What are your top three dan and phil games videos and why?

i love this but i’m gonna be so fr i’m awful at ranking things & i cannot remember what happened in a given video ever. so this is gonna be post-hiatus since those are fresher in my mind. and also in no particular order.

1) halloween baking because well. yknow. it gave me almost the same heart palpitations basically i’m gay did. and i’ve never seen phil lose it that bad. incredible content 10/10.

2) incohearant. absolute chaos. dan calling phil out for being a power bottom. anal fisting. etc. cannot be matched.

3) maybe the first heart throb back from hiatus? an iconic way to kick off a new era. went from glass closet playing in 2018 to smashed closet in 2024.

[moonchild-in-blue]

I stg if Ian gets any more swole I will combust. My guy, your arms look like tree trunks and your tits are just sofa cushions at this point.

[spaciebabie]

Hey I'm not sure if you saw it cause it was rebloged on an old dca post of yours, but I thought I'd share

i did see it! this is how it is fr

[ingravinoveritas]

hi! how's it going? I am gonna be honest, this morning I was going to you a message saying that, if maybe I don't believe that David and Michael have a relationship or they are in love, I love your blog and I enjoy so much your posts and theories and I really hope that will be true. But then, I watched a video on instagram about Staged and David is saying how he ride michael and... Well... That was quite impressive. I love your work and I enjoy it a lot! Greeting from Spain!

Hello and Buenos días! Aww, well thank you so much for the kind words...I'm truly floored to have readers from all over the world on my blog, and that you have enjoyed what I am writing so much that it made you want to send in this Ask.

Ah, Staged. I know the moment you are talking about very well, and what a day in the fandom it was when that season came out and we all saw that scene...

I think what spun my head the most about this is that I randomly wrote something nearly identical to this (about Michael putting a saddle on his back and having David ride him) on my blog six months before Staged 2 came out. I am definitely not deluded enough to think that any of these people have poked around on my Tumblr (although Michael was doing some serious hardcore lurking in 2019/2020), but I cannot tell you how weird it is to see something you wrote turn up in a TV show--especially something like that.

(Not just any TV show, either...fan fiction that Simon wrote about Michael and David and that they agreed to act in...for whatever reason.)

So yes, "I'm gonna ride you all the way to America, boy" continues to live rent-free in my head even now. This is just one of the countless times Michael and David have fanned the flames of suggestion since 2019, and I highly, highly suspect it will not be the last...

[illiana-mystery]

Sweet Little Kitty