#oh sorry I mean

[mysaldate]

How bad can the EN game be?

Well, for one, they messed up the name of one of the main characters of the current chapter. For two, there isn't any Vil banner going on right now.

This isn't the first time they fumbled the bag this bad. Remember the JamiKali cousins incident? Remember the missing character sprites that took five days to fix? Remember the whole missing event that they had to shut the game down for eight hours to fix despite having just gone off maintenance and that they "compensated" for by giving out two energy refills? Remember the reused convention banners with the wrong convention names? Remember how they continuously mess up names they have canonically written in romanji?

I want everyone who says the localizers care about the game or that they're doing a good job to think long and hard about what they're saying.

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

Will I ever recover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackrocks-king]

What happened to the Queen of Blackrock? (If there was one)

..I .. I am sorry. There is no Queen. You must be . . mistakened.

[loonarmuunar]

I wish to hear more about the Kid Sara AU.

Please continue I will listen to this forever.

Sara is a Polite little lady and so always calls almost everyone Mr/Ms, y’know? Except she’s still a little kid so she has some silly names for people.

Sooo what Sara calls everyone!

Joe

Joe is just Joe bc he is her Best Friend (babysitter)‼️

Keiji

Mr. Policeman. She doesn’t know his name is Keiji, she heard him call himself “Mr. Policeman” and assumed that was his name. Policeman Shinogi.

Mishima

Mr. Professor Mishima. Similar situation to Keiji, saw Nao calling him Professor Mishima and Sara just slapped a “Mr” in front.

Alice

Mr. Pajamas at first, but then Keiji tells her he’s wearing a prisoner uniform and she goes “>:00!!!”. After that point he’s Mr. Bad Guy!!!! Bc he’s a CRIMINAL!! And criminals are Bad Guys!!!!! But time passes and Sara is like “Hrm okay… I GUESS ur not bad…” so then he’s Mr. Good Guy. Alice just wants her to call him by his actual name. He then becomes Mr. Alice Guy. He thinks this might be worse.

Gin & Kanna

Y’know how they call Sara “big sis/sister” in the game? Big brother Gin and big sister Kanna :]

Everyone else she just calls “mr/ms [first name]”. Unless I think of something funny for a character.

Also VERY important (to me): Keiji calls her “little lady/little miss” and she loves it. It makes her feel very grown up!! But she is NOT little, Mr. Policeman >:( she’s a big girl she swears!!

[false-cowboy]

he's a cleric and the god he prays to is the same man he is dedicating his whole life to kill. I'm. im not. I need. mmmmmmmhahaha That's Unfortunate!

[beep-beep-imma-sheep]

MY FRIEND SEND ME THIS SAYING "I hate the new logo, but this is fun to look at" AND I'M DONE.

This is the highlight of my day.

I swear.

I'm on the floor.

[Image description in alt text. Btw sorry if the alt text is unclear, is the first time I put alt text into something (feel free to correct me!)].

[ourdreamsareneon]

omg wait all this drug talk reminded me

when i was doing the screening test thingy for my new therapist, she asked me if i do any recreational drugs and when i hesitated she just narrowed her eyes, smiled, and said "you can be honest. you're twenty-three living in Wellington"

like damn girl i didnt know you were chill like that

[callisteios]

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!

[quirinah]

she dun on my geon till i meshi

[newttxt]

lulaw bodyswap (or, the exquisite humiliation of trafalgar law) for @strawhattery's birthday!

bonus: the original toilet humor gag that ended up on the chopping block

[inkskinned]

"don't make it political!" .... what proportion of death and suffering must occur before politics are involved. if this isn't political, what is even the point of any politics, ever. of democracy. the words are "by the people for the people." if i am going to be left alone by my elected representatives to "figure it out" - to undergo damage, hardship, fear. what the fuck did i elect them for. what was their job. the entire point is that they handle this shit. this is why we were supposed to be electing leaders.

poverty is political. misogyny is political. gun control is political. climate change is political. how much aid a community gets is political. what the fuck are you talking about. it's been political this whole fucking time.

[blorbopolis]

starting to understand one another

[xxplastic-cubexx]

alternate apocalypse ending or something who the hcrist knows anymore

[hyperfixatedrisefan]

I think Pigsy would find a way to blame Wukong lmao

AAA THE ARTBLOCK IS FINALLY GONE ITS BEEN LIKE 2 YEARS FEAR ME MWAHAHAHAHHA TY MK

Text: Explaining to everyone he hasn’t been able to stay in his human form for weeks now

Feel free to reblog with what you think their reactions would be!!!

[possumsarenice]

I remember watching a “story explained” video for Baldi’s Basics in 2022 or ‘23 I all I could think was “How the actual hell did I take this glorious shitpost seriously as a kid?”